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Terumvra

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Greetings and well met, PopGoesTheWeasel, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. Thank you for creating an account and giving me this wonderful opportunity to send my minions through your refrigerator in search of quality mustard, and for your contributions thus far. I do hope you like what you see and choose to stick around. If not, the door's right over there, and we also have several strategically-placed windows, if that is what you prefer.


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Again, welcome!  1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:14, 6 November 2011

Hello kind sir

I have nominated you for noob of the month, quite a high honor that is. I never won that sadly. Anywho the reason I am here is that you want adoption from an experienced user, yes? I can help you find such a user I AM SUCH A USER. What do you say? --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 00:27, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

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Hey man, think nothing of the help. We need writers and contributors... And we need them to stay. Also this is now yours:

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This user created Shanty town, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:39, November 16, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks a lot! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 05:44, November 16, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for the shout-out. And the best to you too. BTW, your John Calvin image in Illogical Logic made me bust up.Jonny appleseed 05:52, November 16, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, I'm flattered. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 08:03, November 16, 2011 (UTC)


Hey,

I took some time off for Thanksgiving, so sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I think we could do something together. It'd be fun. What did you have in mind? Jonny appleseed 17:34, November 28, 2011 (UTC)

OK, a couple of good candidates would be Depends, as in the old-people diapers, or Chamber pot probably something in that (pun intended). We could do something like the Solar eclipse of July 24, 2074, at which time we might be wearing Depends. Or we could make up some BS about Uzana, the King of Pagan in 1253. The Kingdom of Pagan might work too.


Howdy,

OK, of those two, here are a couple of thoughts about how to develop them. I'm not saying these will be good, I'm just throwing out stuff off the top of my head. Like this guy:

Bike_crash_man_ezr.jpeg

I'm thinking that some of these might be developed into something better, or they might lead to other ideas that are good.

Eclipse

  • We could make up some crap about a cataclysmic event.
  • Some wacked out religion/African culture that plans to do something totally bizarre on that day.
  • Some archeological find that indicates aliens will return on that day.
  • Something about how naked mole rats all climb out of their holes because the sun is blocked and build monuments to Ursa Minor.
  • Several other suns/planets/moons/comets/whatever in the galaxy will also line up, creating a crazy high tide in Africa and a crazy low tide in North America, and Atlantis will be found in the Gulf of Mexico.


Kingdom of Pagan - (The funny thing is that nothing we could make up would probably be any funnier than the truth about this place.)

  • How it came to be through human greed, lust, idleness, or whatever.
  • National holidays - And their crazy rituals
  • Places to visit - The national gallery of weapons which includes pointy sticks, national registry of human sacrifice ... this could go on forever.
  • Cultural norms and greetings
  • Military service and training
  • Education and training: training on how to prepare to be a human sacrifice, a pagan priest, or a consort of the upper class.
  • Coronation rituals
  • Fall of the kingdom

The kingdom has risen!. Let me know what you think. Also, you should check out what I did to NSA. I had fun with that one. (BTW the IP address are me, it signed me out while I was working on it.

Signature

Hi, I'm Featured User. Your signature is now a small image of a Coca-Cola, and when a user clicks at that image, he goes to your user page. How did you make your new signature? Featured User 04:00, November 22, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for your comments. And of course, I have been featured on the "Noob of the Month" section of the Monthly Awards template in the main page since November 9, 2011. Are you nominated for "NotM" too? Featured User 05:59, November 23, 2011 (UTC)

Winnar!

Noobaward Noob of the Moment November 2011

--ChiefjusticePS3 10:27, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

I'm touched! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 10:29, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
Well just don't tell anyone or I could get into serious trouble. --ChiefjusticePS3 10:52, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
K, Chief. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 11:46, December 3, 2011 (UTC)

YOU!

There's a giant chicken on my talk page. I got it after I voted for you for Noob of the Month. I deleted the thing for it, but it's still there. Is this your doing? 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 01:30, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

False alarm

It was an IP. Never mind. My apologies. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 03:02, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

Happy to hear that. I was going to hit myself over the head with a baseball bat. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 10:54, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

I got a giant pizza-thing on my page. WTF?

Okay, I'd like to give you a friendly advice (because someone gave me that when I was a n00b); if you write fancy things like <big>, you should close things too! I mean, look at this. The template you made looks ugly and is, umm, well, BIG. You should close it by typing </big> like I did to your template. See? You made the template to many other places too, so in the future it would be nice to remember my advice. But, anyway, thanks from the template! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:23 10 December 2011

Congratulations, you have given me advice that I will actually accept. I like Cats. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 18:21, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

Logic

Logic states that if

All cats are black

And

This item is black

Then

This item is a cat

This logic is faulty as not all cats are black. Some cats are black, some are white, and some are various colours. This then means that if

Cats are varied in colour

And

This item has a colour

Then

This item is a cat

The house in which I live is a number of colours. Based on the logic above, I live in a cat. Pup 01:49 10 Dec '11

I suppose that makes sense, does it not? I'm going to put a cat picture here and type something random.
Cat of Time
Don't fuck with him. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 18:24, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
Logic also states that if
cats are colourful
And
white is a color
And
I am white
Then
I am a cat. I love logic. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:51 11 December 2011
Cats are varied colours
Puppies are varied colours
Ergo, all puppies are cats. Pup 11:04 11 Dec '11
A little message for you... CHILL THE FUCK OUT! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 15:45, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--ChiefjusticePS3 10:43, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

If you go to Special:Preferences

You can change your default signature to {{Subst:Nosubst|User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3}}, so you won't have to change it afterwards anymore. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:17, 15 December 2011

I see. Thanks. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 12:19, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:48, 22 December 2011

Penis

LOL I'm talking to myself.

...

Penis. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:53, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

Idiot

You're an idiot.

At least sign your messages. And, no, I'm not an idiot.
I'm a retard. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:57, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
Does that mean I'm the blithering idiot? Please say yes. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 05:51, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
Circles are round. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 06:21, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

Page Move

I have moved the Sexual Warning page here as the tag had expired. User:PopGoesTheWeasel/Sexual_Warning --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:21, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 17:02, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:52, 29 December 2011

Spam

This isn't penis. --ShabiDOO 05:14, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

...nice counter attack you have there. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 05:43, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  • Dances a jig, then a flamenco, then a bouree, then a 70s twist, then the mashpotato, then a repeat of the jig* --ShabiDOO 05:51, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
Wait...what the hell are you doing in my office?! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 05:57, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
Im doing the mashpotato. Come on...join me...its a riot! --ShabiDOO 05:59, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
I like potatoes. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 06:11, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

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UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:02, 12 January 2012

UnBooks:My Tedious Day

A user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. By now, the article was featured.

Thank you for voting for UnBooks:My Tedious Day on VFH! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:07, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

God's userpage

I mainspaced it. Just thought I'd let you know. Oh, and by the way, do you want collab credit? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:30, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

Sure, bro. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:43, January 14, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:06, 19 January 2012

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:28, 26 January 2012

Been out

Nothing the matter...I'll look at the Kingdom of Pagan stuff you did. I'm sure its great. Sorry about being unresponsive. I have 4 kids, and sometimes (read usually) I am putting out some parental fire that precludes me from writing here as often as I'd like. So, if I'm in and out, that's why.

Jonny appleseed 17:48, January 30, 2012 (UTC)

4 kids eh? Glad to see you're back. *Grins until face cracks into two* --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 08:30, January 31, 2012 (UTC)


I added a "fall of kingdom" section to the Kingdom of Pagan and moved it out of my user space. We can still do more with it, but there's enough now to make it a full article. I think we dun good. Jonny appleseed 20:23, January 31, 2012 (UTC)

D Good, good. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 10:26, February 1, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks pop goes the weasel

Thanks for the nice pat on the back on my talk page. I will give you three pats on the back. You can just try to guess what they are for. You will probably be right!!! ;) So yeah...three pats on the back. But like, manly pats on the back...not a soft caressing one, we aren't that kind of friends. !!! --ShabiDOO 22:20, February 1, 2012 (UTC)

Aaaah ... ok. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 06:58, February 2, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:10, 3 February 2012

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:22, 10 February 2012

My dearest weasel. I saw that you were out of the loop with the happy monkey competition. One of the judges doesn't seem to be doing anything, and so, if by tomorrow I have no word from him, would you like to judge the entries. You need only give a mark of 1 to 10 on the articles and leave a sentence for each one (though the sentence is not mandatory). Let me know dear poppy! --ShabiDOO 17:31, February 17, 2012 (UTC)
Er yeah, sure. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:46, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:55, 18 February 2012

Happy Monkey

Hey dude, you can go ahead and place the scores if you like for the happy monkey...put them in Kipthedips column, and Ill change your name there. here Thanks Poppy --ShabiDOO 13:39, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Okey - dokey, Shabi. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 01:20, February 19, 2012 (UTC)
I love you ever so much my darling Pop Goes the Weasel. Kisses! --ShabiDOO 17:42, February 19, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks once again

Thanks pop for stepping in and judging ... it was very very appreciated...super mega appreciated!!! Hurah hurah hurah! -ShabiDOO 10:35, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Oh yeah no problem baby! You're not my baby --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 14:11, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks twice again

Thanks for judging, for the nice score you gave me (I appreciate that you appreciated the article, which is gay ((both the article and the appreciation))), and for helping to keep Happy Monkey alive and well in the jungle filled with flowers and fruit (gay). Thanks! Aleister 11:43 20-2-'12

Thanks. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 07:01, February 21, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:47, 23 February 2012

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 1 March 2012

Hey Pop

Just though I'd send you a quick note to say hello...which obviously means I want something LOL. I was just wondering, if you have a bit of time, could you look at chairs and see if you think I could do anything to make it VFH - worthy. If you have 10,000 other things to do, (don't we all) then that's cool too. Jonny appleseed (talk) 17:41, March 2, 2012 (UTC)

I'll try, I'll try. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 15:34, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 8 March 2012

Whoa

I've come to you as a representative of all 76,000 registered users of uncyclopedia (how many registerd users does it actually have?) to ask that you finish up and mainspace your Richard Pryor page. It is a masterpiece, and to hide it away on your user pages is not only a crime against humanity, but is literally a crime in some countries. So please, if you love your freedom and/or money, do whatever polishing is left and mainspace this amazing and funny-as-two-hells page. Thanks. Aleister 2:24 13-3-'12

Wait, you think my article is funny? Or do you think the topic of Richard Pryor is funny. If it's just the topic, please tell me immediately so I can huff my article but if you think my article is funny, please advice me on how to continue the article. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 14:09, March 13, 2012 (UTC)
The page is funny funny funny (as is Richard Pryor, and you have him annoyed that the audience laughs and applauds at everything he says, which is funny). Maybe, as a suggestion, is continue the theme for about twice it's length, with interspearsed applause and all the things you've done so far, and then Pryor can walk off befuddled at the end, I dunno. I just remember when I saw it a couple months ago it was very funny, and I saw it as a masterpiece shaping up. A similar thing I and 90s Kid21 did was The USA versus the primitive Taliban (which maybe needs a couple of tweaks). So, I dunno, just continue for awhile and the spirit of Richard Pryor will take you over and direct your hand (he's like that, but you have to do things he'd do, so watch out). And no hurry, I was just playing in hopes that you would come back to the page at some point. Very impressive so far (as long as the format stays the way it is on different size screens, I don't know how to do that, the code to keep it stretched out. Do you? Please tell me.) Thanks for the laughs the page has brought me so far!! Aleister 16:23 13-3-'12

If you need another pic of some hecklers you could try these guys: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:StatlerAndWaldorf.jpg. Maybe you could also somehow work in a heckler with a Heckler & Koch.Jonny appleseed (talk) 21:30, March 13, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for the tip, Aleister, and thanks for the pic, Jonny. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:25, March 14, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:41, Apr 5

 ;__;

Stop being at college and comeback. You are missed Or something. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:24, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Been struggling with work ): I know what a pain in the ass! Feel free to edit my Richard Pryor article if you want. It's not finished. I'll probably be back around June. Miss you guys too. Or something.

UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside!

--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:51, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost 19th April 2012

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UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

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I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:10 May 25 2012

Hello SirWeasel

I nommed your page, although it's still on user space. I did some tweaking (please have a look at every change and revert if they don't flow with the concept you were looking at), and realized how good it is. I don't have flash, so don't know what's in the youtube addition - does it flow with the page or is it just extra? I dunno. Anyway, imnho you certainly deserve a feature for this page, but I may be in a small minority for all I know. Thanks for letting me tweak on it (but if it's featured it's all yours, for sure!) Aleister 19:25 26-5-'12

It's going good on VFH, but you have at least two more votes if you mainspace it. If you like it as it is, please mainspace, and receive the accolades being thrown your way! Aleister 1:15 27-5-'12
Alright, I'll nominate it and mainspace it, but despite all you have said, I'm going to give you credit. And there's nothing you can do about it. (:< --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 02:29, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
It's nommed already! And well deserved. Credit? I did some editing to smooth out the idea and concept, but the ideas, concept, pics, placements of pics and facial expressions which tell the story, are yours and yours alone. You get complete credit for a feature if it becomes a feature, and there's nothing you can do about it except say there's nothing you can do about it. But thanks for the thought. People are really liking this one, as I knew they would. Yay! Aleister 11:50 27-5-'12
Yay! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown

Supress redirect

Now that you have rollback, you can suppress redirects when you love pages. When you move pages out of your user-space or into it from the main-space, please tick that suppress redirect box on the move menu, because the redirects are useless and end up being deleted. Suppressing them saves the deletion part of the process. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:38, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

Can you help me do it? I'm a little confused. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 02:39, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
When you go to move page you will see a ticked box saying Leave a redirect behind, untick this box to leave no redirect behind. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:07, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Still confused, but I'll try to get it done. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown

Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePS3 10:04, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePS3 00:43, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

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--ChiefjusticePS3 08:16, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePS3 16:53, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 15:18, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePS3 07:08, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:25, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

ZOMG

you edited :O ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:43, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

I have. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 11:00, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePS3 10:52, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 20 '12 9:02 (UTC)

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