User talk:PoopManPoop

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edit Welcome!


Let the licking begin!

Oh hey, PoopManPoop! Welcome to Uncyclopedia. We hope you have a good time here.

Here are some links to see if you have the time:

There are more of them, but those three are the most important.

Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. If you don't, we'll have to go to the history to discover who made the edit, and add a template for it. It's a lot of researching, dude.

When you create an article, please make an encyclopedic subject; don't do an article about how you and your friend had a pillow fight or about that teacher you really hate gave you an F on your math test. It is best to start by creating them in your userspace, for example: User:PoopManPoop/Insert Title Here. Please remember to follow the guidelines and don't be upset if your article gets deleted if you do not. If you are writing an article in mainspace, however, and you are not finished yet, put a {{construction}} template on it.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Or, if you're really confused, drop into the adoption place and you'll get adopted by one of these fine fellows. Cool, huh?

We want you to have a fun time here, so don't feel under pressure because we're all nice people.   --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:23, 13 May 2011

edit Mr. PoopManPoop

Can you not interefere with other messages? There is a thing that says "Click here to leave a new message". Can you be aware of that? Thank you, and have a fun time here. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:59, 14 May 2011

edit Greetings PoopMan

I replied on my talk page (at the bottom, where new messages should go) a few days ago, then I realised you might not have noticed. How's it going? --Black Flamingo 23:48, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

very very bad man. how do i reply to you without going to your talk page and editing it? i will post this on your talk page too in case you dont notice it here, which i dont know if you would, sorry.--PoopManPoop 23:50, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

Just press edit and add some text at the bottom. Simple, really. I can do it and I'm an idiot. --Black Flamingo 00:00, May 15, 2011 (UTC)

oh and you will get to know it because its in your watchlist. i figured that out actually but i didnt know how you would get a notification of that. thanks a lot. now i will go back trying to make an article using some other article as reference. it might help me know the codes if not anything else --PoopManPoop 00:03, May 15, 2011 (UTC)

No, actually, when you get a new message, a yellow thingy comes up and says "You have new messages". --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:09, 15 May 2011

edit Userspace

I understand you don't know what userspace is. I also understand that you would like to understand what it is. So I'll try to explain it to you. Here I go:

You userpage is that page that you currently have linked in your signature. When you userspace something that means that you made it a subpage of your userpage. Make sense? --Tophat headless 22:13, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah THAT's ok. But what is the actual userspace. Where can i see it? when i click on my user page, I don't even know what it says. I guess I will have to link all my articles on the userpage to keep record right. Nothing is automatic to be exact. --PoopManPoop 22:21, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
I too have often wondered about being able to "see" a namespace; it would certainly be useful. Unfortunately, only MadMax and Lyrithya have that skill. You'll have to just link the articles like the rest of us. --Black Flamingo 22:28, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
This is your userpage. If something is in your userspace it has User:PoopManPoop/ before the title. So say you wanted to make an article in your userspace that was called cheese, the link would look like this: User:PoopManPoop/cheese Do you get it now? --Tophat headless 22:39, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
Special:PrefixIndex/User:PoopManPoop. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:43, 17 May 2011
Tophat headlessI knew that yes. I understand now. Thanks dude, you just about exactly answered my question.--PoopManPoop 22:56, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks a lot people, 'userspace' check.--PoopManPoop 22:59, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnNews:21-year-old black man successfully poses as newborn baby

Transitions, transitions, transitions. You're on the right track, but your writing is still very bumpy. Here's an example:

"A 21-year-old man named Julious Threatts somehow managed to get inside of the womb of Mrs. Monica Jordan, a black woman, and stay there for nine months until she 'birthed' him. He surprisingly passed himself off as a baby. Nobody in the room noticed anything peculiar about the 'newborn,' who requested the name Chad Jordan."

Don't just jump from one idea/sentence to another; flow there:

"Sometime in December 2010, a 21-year-old man named Julious Threatts managed to get inside Ms. Monica Jordan's womb, where he stayed for nine whole months before she 'gave birth.' No one in the delivery room, including the doctors, noticed anything strange about the 21-year-old infant, thinking nothing of the fact that he was a record-setting 160 pound newborn and spoke immediately after birth, saying, 'Please call me Chad Jordan.'"

While every new sentence is, grammatically, a new idea, if you don't make subtle segways between these ideas, it reads rigidly and makes the reader have to fill in these connections between one sentence and the next, which takes away from their enjoyment of the piece.

Also, it's tough describing stylistic issues, so please let me know if I'm not making myself clear. ~ Humbuck Talk 21:57, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

I am getting what you are saying. But I didn't write the first line though. I just left it there. But thanks if you don't mind I will copy paste what you wrote directly. I want this thing featured, so tell me more. Check it's history and see what all edits I made and I was going to change the opening anyway because of not having been properly built up. Thanks and tell me what all I should add or change.PoopManPoop 22:53, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Welcome

Hi bro, I just read your Unnews and voted for it, it is a great story! I hope you have a lotta fun here on Uncy. I talk like I'm a veteran, but I am a noob myself, from little more than a month ago. I'm on NotM. If you keep this up there is a good chance you'll be in there next month! (Unless you vandalize everything, piss off the admins, and light the place on fire in a gargantuan RAGE!) I have a feature already and it looks like you are gonna get one pretty soon yourself if this keeps up on VFH. Good meeting you and if I can be of any help, feel free! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:33, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks a lot man. Yeah Humbucker told me you are the nOOb of the month. I was gonna come say hi but,..uh..forgot. Was busy you know. Thanks for stopping by and voting man. :D --PoopManPoop 12:02, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
And do you think TKF is a real frog by any chance?--PoopManPoop 12:03, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
LOL from my short experience on this site, he is a frog killer! Seriously, I think he is an admin (I am not even sure lol), but he is the guy that helped me make my 1st article faturable after he told me to remove the swearing and added some killer lines! Heaven's Gate. Go have a read if you have time, I am not sure if I'll ever write an article as good as this (the stars aligned). I am sure you can have total confidence in this guy if you keep this up (writing as great as you do, don't fuck with the rules, etc.) I'm sure we'll cross path later bro! (In a furious battle) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:32, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah nOOb of the month is a bloody battleground, I have heard. But fear not, it's all blah. or you will be an admin someday and you will ban me for life(please don't) Yeah the guy's pretty cool. And think about it, how can a frog killer be if he's not a frog. it's just not possible,logically and ethically, if any other being is killing frogs, it is just not/has no right. --PoopManPoop 14:40, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

Reading you article right now. I saw it on VFH too. :)--PoopManPoop 14:43, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

The last line was a joke bro, I think we never have to compete, just help one another. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:54, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
Lol yeah I know. I say things assuming everything is a joke here, unless specified otherwise.:p Nice article man. Very nice indeed. I will vote on it as soon as I come back from a completely drug oriented fiesta at the abandoned house under the bridge. Just a douchy place near my home. Lets roll.--PoopManPoop 15:43, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
Oh I just realized it won't let me vote because of it being already featured. That's one more thing I learned today. So that means 13 votes should be enough to get mine featured. *making a conspiracy to get four more people to vote*--PoopManPoop 16:40, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
I don't think there is a needed amount of votes. Admins check and choose those who do well. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:19, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit Your comments on VFH

They aren't getting signed, dude. Four tildes!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:46 May 25, 2011

I am very sorry I don't know why today I am just forgetting to sign em. --PoopManPoop 17:57, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
I sign every one of em daily, but something today, I don't know what. Now I will remember it thanks.:)--PoopManPoop 18:00, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Sig

I finished your sig. Now go to preferences. There is a sig box there and check the box that says 'custom signature'. Then, in the signature box, replace it with {{SUBST:nosubst|User:PoopManPoop/sig}} --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:51, 25 May 2011

then let's check it out then. --

{{SUBST:nosubst|User:PoopManPoop/sig}} 21:11, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

? Don't know doesn't work.--{{SUBST:nosubst|User:PoopManPoop/sig}} 21:13, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 21:16, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

There you go. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:17, 25 May 2011

edit Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Just read the drama

on Lyrithia's talkpage. Don't worry about that, but what Kevillips says is true; if we're here for the glory, there is no point to it. And Lyrithia is busy with her admin stuff: her sig is all over the place. The best thing is to avoid drama I think. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:23, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

I'm here for the glory! Yoo woo hoo, glory!!! I came here to thank you for your vote and very kind words on the VFH nom of Abe Lincoln is an asshat. Appreciated. Mattsnow said something nice too, on the nom for "Skunk", and I must thank him again with some patented skunk mace. And really, thanks lots. Aleister 18:29 28-5-'11
Yeah that glory thing was not in any context. it's been sorted out man. :) And hey Aleister. Not a problem man that article just blew away my mind. Fucking genuisedly awesome. or whatever. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 07:31, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
It's okay to be banned.'s okay. It's okay. Did mean old Lyrithya ban you? Mean little 12 year old Lyrithya ban you? Poor PMP. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:03, 30 May 2011
LOL, have you been banned much, Lollipop? And yeah, PMP, sometimes it's hard to discern the "tone" on a PC. That text over there was entertaining! And your sig is great, Lollipop keeps making them nicer and nicer! Can't wait to read your next article. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:04, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit Your edit on 2012 much appreciated. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:16, May 30

Not a problem man. Nice article too..--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 09:25, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thanks

^^Good stuff one of these times teach me how to do it and shit :) No problem man it was a good one. And talking about VFH, you know, aah nevermind. :D Be in touch.--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 20:51, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit Wow, missed your birthday!!

Happy Birthday Yesterday!!!! Woo woo. I heard from the people in the crowd outside your door that you turned 64, which is really nice. You've seen it all, man, and are still young enough to do it all. Happy (missed) Birthday!!! Aleister 2:56 7-6-'11

  • coughs heavily* *sighs* *looks at him* You are a young man. With a full and happy life. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. Except Lyrithya because she always says stuff NOT like that to people. And at this age birthdays are nothing but another nail in the coffin, I hope you understand. But thank you, I guess. *coughs heavily and collapses..on the sleep..*--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 12:01, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
Wake up! Birthdays are nature's way of telling you you've traveled around the sun. I know this guy who is 86 who calls people in their 60s "youngsters" and means it, so all is not lost for you. And do something for that cough, probably just excess phlegm which is just a symptom of dehydration. Happy birthday once again (i.e. trip around the sun, ticket punched). Aleister 13:11 7-6-'11
I am afraid sire these conditions are very persistent. Not much time for me, and can you lift the coffin'e lid too while you're at it. It would be nice. :)--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 16:45, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
Liquid medicine

Hmm... I see... well no worry! Another bottle of the stuff should do the trick! --Tophat headless 16:55, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

Hmm it actually worked. It's fucking magical or something. :D Magic Man, to the gates. We will defend our lands no matter what the cost. What you are already at the gates? :O--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 17:05, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
New bsd

You don't by any chance mean this Gates, do you? --Tophat headless 17:48, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

Your newfound obsession for messages in pictures is growing..It happened to a guy in my school once. You don't even want to know what it's called. Believe me..--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 17:54, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
Message in image

--Tophat headless 18:04, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

Haha. You really are quite a Magic Man aren't you. :)--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 13:17, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit How in the hell

do you manage to get your signature at the top of a page by accident like that  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:13 Jun 10, 2011

Oh I don't exactly know where you're talking about but I guess yeah, I do that accidentally sometimes.

How? Uh when I post something, realize I haven't put my sig, press the back key, click the sig button, realize the cursor's not at the end of the paragraph, press control+end, add sig again, and forget about the hidden sig stamped on the top of the page, where the cursor was after pressing the back button, by default. Where did you see the sig on the top of the page? I never thought someone would ever get to know.--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 22:53, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the vote on VFH!

Thank you for voting on my article HowTo:Face your upcoming death! I heard people send out message to people who voted for them as a sign of thanks. I would try personalizing this message instead of copying and pasting it into everyone's talk page, but I'm lazy. I feel pooped! life is pain--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 12:13, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

No it's not a problem. And anyway it's something people choose to do. As a thank you gesture. And the article is awesome btw. Yeah, it is! good job writing it. :)--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 16:55, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit Yo

I hope you're doing good PMP, it's been a while! I voted for you on NotM, I like your enthusiasm. What's new bro? Which country are you from? I am 29 and from Quebec, Canada. BTW, I have an article on VFH, Doping in sports. I had a lotta fun writing it. Go read it if you have the time(and vote honestly if you do vote) Do you have a good one almost ready? I'd be happy to read an article you think is ready and nom it if it's good, saving you the trouble of a goddamn pee review. If awards are important to you, keep it up and you'll be NotM Peace Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:30, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Mattsnow. I am doing pretty good. Yup I have some articles which I am working on. A couple actually, and yeah, I have been planning to ask you to nom em when they're complete for quite a while now. But currently I am in the middle of post graduate admissions and stuff. So not enough time. Me from Delhi, India. You can check out the Deranged scientist one I will complete it in a couple of days, tell me how you think it's rolling out. And yeah, I started reading the Doping in Sports one a couple of days ago, but didn't compltee it. It looks ggod. On it right now. Cheers. :)--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 12:43, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, yo man. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:17, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
Hello.--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 13:20, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
Don't tell me what to do! Grrr. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:24, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
I just said, "Don't be gay". Oh wait, that wasn't you, that was Lollipop. Whats up man why so serious?.--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 13:31, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
Mattsnow, how are you doing man? What are you working on right now? Give me a chance to nominate some of your shit too, coz frankly, Pee review sucks. Mutiny!--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 13:32, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

This guy is editing the Rage article.

WHY SOO SERIOUS! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:35, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
 :D--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 13:39, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
Aha! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk)
Mimo is getting all cool and shit lol, I'm glad you liked the gif I put on you NotM page, I also laughed a lot when I first saw it. That's intense editing right there! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:10, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
Haha yeah it sure is. Man lately I haven't been able to string up two ideas to rub together and make a third. Can't right at all. As soon as I finish my penguin article will pass it by you to read and if you like it nom it. How's things going? How are the admins treating you? Especially Lyrithya. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 13:45, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
It happens sometimes, you just stare at the PC and nothing comes out. The best thing is to write stuff anyway, that'll lead to something and you can always delete it! You don't have to have the whole article in your head at the beginning. The admins are cool, I'm sure Lyrithya loves you in her own way! She's the one who nommed you for NotM, you know! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:03, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah she's pretty cool. But kicks people on Poop jokes *shrugs*. Thats fucked up.:D. Yeah you are right. I will surely write something today. My moods pretty up, you know, what with it being a Sunday and all. You know you write pretty well. What are you working on right now? --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 11:18, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
I've just finished this: UnNews:Boston wins Stanley Cup while sore losers destroy their city. I think it's pretty LOL! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:23, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Haha dude do you have anybody to nom it?--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 12:08, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Not yet, but I showed it to 4 people and they liked it! :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:16, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Five* :)--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 13:14, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
If you want to nom it, that would be awesome! But only if you want, of course! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:14, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Yup I am on it. I have no fucking doubt that it will be featured.:)--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 17:22, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Done.Good luck :)--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 17:27, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks man! Give me a heads-up when you want me to take a look at your articles! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:38, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hi

We havent said hi to each other yet. So...hi. Im not saying I want to be your friend. Maybe, why not. Probably. But we dont know each other. So...hey!!! :) --ShabiDOO 21:06, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

Hey! You don't have a say in it. It's my talk page and I want to be your friend. Got it?..:D Just kiddly diddly ding. Hey yeah I was gonna come say hi one of these days as no body has formally introduced us yet. But been a little busy with admissions and stuff. What's up how long you've been here?--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 09:45, June 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit hello

I put Boston Molasses Disaster on VFH, it's doing good, don't forget to give me a heads up when you have a new article ready! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:56, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

This article is I think the best thing you've written. And the history tab tells me it didn't take much time. Well done man. *resolutely goes to vote*--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 12:41, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
It was for a freakin long time in my userspace: User:Mattsnow/Boston Molasses Disaster. Was your article featured? Do you have a list of your articles? Do you eat hippopotamus? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:13, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
No, yes and OH FUCKING YEAH!. It's awesome man I loved it. I laughed, in weeks, I laughed, *starts to sob*.--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 15:06, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
Well, vote, sucker! lol I'll read your articles soon. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:02, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
This one shows a lot of promise. Well they all do! The Ryan Dunn thing too. Are you on vacation? Are you at University? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:55, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
Spider Goat one I like. But Ryan Dunn one will be too outdated when I get the time to get back to it. No I have completed my graduation and have been at home for a year, you know so much for a break after education and shit, now I'm going from Delhi to Mumbai for a post graduate course. So yes, now I will be in a university again after one year. What do you do tell me about yourself. Studying? --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 10:49, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
No, I am a 29 year old land surveyor, (I measure stuff), I edit while at the office and at home. When I'm at the office, I often am alone, so I work and edit at the same time. I enjoy cycling a lot, I never listen to Tv or play with my PS and I live in Quebec, Canada, where the language is French (my maternal language). You are Indian? You have pretty good English! From little I know, India seems like a good place to live in. How's life over there? Is hindouism a good religion? I saw a lot of awful videos from your neighbor Pakistan. (Religious extremism is disgusting) I guess we're so far away that there is a lot of cliches in my view! You must believe that all Canadians are lumberjacks and that we see 3 bears a day lol. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:03, June 24, 2011 (UTC) PS don't forget to vote!
Naah hinduism is as bad as all of the rest of them. But it's more relaxed, so all I need to do to be a Hindu is practically nothing. No going to the temple on sundyas, no reciting the holy verses 5 times on Friday. And yeah, Pakistan is now officially a failed country. The only reason there hasn't been a brutal war against it is because of the support it has. Those governments will come around too, some time in the near future I guess. Land surveyor eh, sounds pretty rad. And yeah, India is an awesome place to live in for a large variety of people. Hippies, corporates, adfventure seekers, there's at least five places where you'll find settlements of all of them. But the rest of it, alas, is very very raw. Naxalites, terorism, a lot of shit going around. But big cities are awesome, not maybe as well developed as London or New york but at par with Tokyo, Beijing, and other metropolitans of the world. Still athird world country after all. Haha atleast someone thinks my English's good. :) And about canadians, the only cliche I have in mind is a lot of good weed. Other than that, I see it in exactly the same light as USA. I love french man. French metal is my favourite genre. Cheers. :) --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 10:36, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
Also, if it helps, I still think the Stanley Cup one was hilarious. Though i don't see it getting featured anymore. But good going with the Molasses one.--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 19:57, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for the info, what is Naxalities? I love elephants, though I never saw any, I guess there's a good bunch over there? Tell me when you're through wth any article, I'll help you improve it or nom it if it's good enough. Peace, shalom, ale ale krishna or whatever! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:39, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
Naxalites are like terrorists, but with different motives. Like oppression against law and order, and stuff *shrugs*. They shoot you if you stare them straight in the eye, hang heads of policemen on random trees, randomly, and shit like that. Believe me you do not want to know abut the atrocities that are committed in broad daylight in nearly 70% of the country. You have never seen Elephants? WHAT?! Man I thought we are still around thirty years from that happening. Alas, there's a big Elephant shed right across the road where I live. Around, what, 120 or so Elephants there. Cute creatures. And yeah, I am frantically writing stuff for the spider goat one on paper, so it's not long before I complete it. As I told you I am leaving for Mumbai the day after tomorrow, so in the middle of a lot of shit right now. Add anything you want to it. :) If it get's featured we'll share the template on the user pages. :) But make it funny :| :) Fuck man I am using a lot of faces these days, I hope it's not looked down upon as gay-ish behaviour here. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 17:15, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit ask someone friendly

Instead of obsessing about why a particular malcontent dislikes you, ignore. I too came under fire as a n00b for being too eager of a beaver. Chill, hang out. Talk softly. Eventually people will forget you were not always there. Just about every question ever asked, is probably answered somewhere on the net and Google or Bing will point you a way. If you are not one to find information yourself, as I said in the topic headline, ask someone nice. Here are some things to keep in mind; • even nice people have bad days • not everyone is totally focused on the chat window • give someone time to respond • Each channel has its own quirks. • sometimes a kick off is just a joke • know when it is not • the irc channel is the irc channel, and usually the conversations do not cross over like this one. • be sure to have plenty of fiber in your diet • If you love someone set them free • free free set them free • --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:41, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

 :) You know I still feel bad about snapping on you the other day. Yeah man I know, and Skully does a lot of joke kicks on me too, which I totally take in good spirit (we all enjoy a coupla spanking some days don't we, just an analogy :|), but I am banned from IRC. So had to let him know. And all the bullets above are now covered thanks to some good Uncyclopedia experience I got in these couple or so months. Well except the set them free part, I love a horse but he just won't run out of the cage. He loves me back too. But don't you worry I am working on it. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 22:00, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
If I might ask, what are you working on right now? --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 22:34, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
I would take an IRC ban as the highest compliment you can recieve here at uncyclopedia. It means someone cared enough about you to keep you from using up even more of your time :) That can use those extra hours to...get some sunlight, learn a language, comunicate with people who have faces, try to explain to people why you contribute to a parody website, tell racist jokes to your neighbours kids. That stuff. --ShabiDOO 23:57, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
If you haven't had a ban for something in here (I have had two for a few days on 'formatting issues' by TKF in 2010) then you haven't lived. I think nearly all the current admins/crats have had their hands slapped in the past. It depends on how you take it but I strongly advise against any sock puppets or out-and-out vandalism to get your own back. See the fate of Another Noob for what happens when you do that. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:57, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
No no man I would not do anything of that sort you can be sure of it. I respect the site very much.:) Shabidoo, *hi5's Shabidoo*, thanks man. Now let's go learn that remote-russian dialect I have ever wanted to learn. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 11:18, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
And bans I enjoy (before you, yes YOU, think of joke banning me for infinity or something please remember I can't resurrect myself), small ones maybe.You know, 2 hours three hours, it's healthy bullying, pretty much. But it's an IRC ban man. And since I can't think of anything because I am in the middle of a moving to another place fiesta, IRC is where I can lift up some ideas from. Like some news I don't know about or something. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 12:29, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
In my free time, I am creating my own language and alphabet system. For the time being, I am just monitoring my watch list for vandals --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 18:08, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit IRC

I'm trying to say this in the nicest way possible. What Skullthumper and Ljlego are doing is called helping you. Because a retired admin just put you on ban patrol. And once that's happened, you're in for it buddy. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:25, 26 June 2011

He is bullying me, simply, bullying me. Ljlego hasn't even said anything yet though, so what's that about? What link me to ban patrol please. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 22:38, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
I am trying to go on IRC, Skully tries to help me, I click on the 3rd option on the left of the screen, I can see people talking but I just can't type. Wat Do? And just type ban patrol in the search box PMP. Don't do anything stupid, you're a good guy. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:48, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
Check the forum you made, dude.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:51 Jun 26, 2011
No I won't do anything stupid but he's probably laughing his ass off man. This is not right. Bullying is not right and I can't do shit about it because I am a petty no op powers user. Just go here , type in everything, not everything, just the nick you want, and the words in the dialog box and press enter. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 22:53, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
He's laughing his ass off because you're being stupid. I'm laughing as well. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:55, 26 June 2011
Yeah i am laughing too for that matter, but that's not the point. Mattsnow just go to your browser and type the things i told you too, a client would be tough to get around --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 22:56, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
And I perfectly know what you are trying to say, that he's doing it for me and how it will help me getting into more trouble later. Maybe you know him more than I do, even then though, this does not look anything like that.--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 00:24, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
The bottom line is that people should waste their time here writing articles rather than going on people's TP or IRC, especially if it's to discuss drama. It'll lead nowhere, bro. Just let it go, it'll be forgotten. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:50, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
 :) thanks man. Yeah. I understand. Back to writing then! And some sex too, but that's for after the clock strikes midnight. :D Cheers.--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 09:02, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

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