User talk:Poiz

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Poiz, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Poiz/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:51, August 11, 2010 (UTC)


Okay. Read the recommended links in the above welcoming message that TKF left you. If you have any questions about anything (except how to please a man, cuz I don't know about that stuff), feel free to ask me on my talk page. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:11 Aug 19 2010

To censor things, we use this template: {{C|Censored text here}} And I'm not quite sure what you mean by that other part. Also, don't forget to sign your posts on talk pages with four tildes. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:24 Aug 19 2010

edit My talk page

I appreciate what you were trying to do, but please try not to delete anything from my or any other talk pages (with the exception of obvious vandalism). If you want to help, you can always move comments like that to a new section, and use the {{Unsigned|}} template to indicate who left the comment. Thanks again for your good intentions though. :) -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 15:59, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit Mister Poiz

I see you didn't fix your sig yet. Read this and follow the instructions there please. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:39, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Quack.

Do not feed the ducks

quack quack quack quack quack. Quack.

It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:33, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit wtf?

What do you mean not enough humor? how could you have more humor into an article like that? i'm not even done yet, so wait until I'm finished!!!! Xcaliburfag 21:32, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit have you heard of "i'll tell you when i'm done"?

because that's what i will tell you. keep up with the impatience and i'll do bad things. THAT'S when you could criticize. i'll add a little humor. Xcaliburfag 21:55, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit im sorry if i hurt you...

but if i really did, that's your problem. XD just exercising my humor Xcaliburfag 23:05, October 19, 2010 (UTC) peace

edit Thanks!

Thank you for your vote on Disguise. Since nobody can see me behind the screen, I could be disguised as anyone! At the moment I'm this huge lizard thing, and have to type with my tongue. It's true! I see you are having a page-match up above there. Can I make popcorn and watch? Thanks again, very appreciated. Aleister 00:36 22 10

edit ICU

I just noticed something odd in the recent changes - apparently, you have been continually adding maintenance tags to an article still under construction... in fact, not just adding them, but piling them on.

Don't do that. Maintenance tags have very specific purposes and save for rather strange circumstances (often an indication that it might need to be put up for vfd), one will more than suffice; redundant tags are a definite no-no. Works in progress, however, don't really fit under any of these; there's a {{construction}} tag for that. Please don't tag anything further until you have read and understood the uses of the tags, as well as this and this. Even then, you should probably leave the maintenance to the more experienced editors.

If you simply have qualms with an article itself, a much more productive rout would be to bring them up on the talkpage or tell the person in question what you beleive is wrong and perhaps make suggestions as to how they can fix it, so that they actually can fix it. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 16:41 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again!

edit Thanks

'lo! Thanks for your vote on Bed, appreciated! Puts most people to sleep, so I'm glad you stayed awake to read it. I wonder if the 92 vandal is going to be coming around in the next couple of hours, making his rounds. I'll hide behind the bush over there and wait for him. Aleister 00:20 12 11

i'll be on alert and will call lyrithia when it happens.--Poiz, look in my info? 00:43, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit The Grue Army

Hey Poiz, Meganew and I were wondering, if you would like to join the grue army. We think some work could really drive you up the ranks (maybe even to admin-ship). If so just write back here or on my talk page and Meganew or I will add you. You can click all the links at the top of that page to read all about us. Or go here. Lastly, I don't know if you're one for userboxes but we do have this really cool one you get if you join:

Grue Jammy This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

--Tophat headless 02:19, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

ok--Poiz, look in my info? 19:33, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
i'll add the box when i am qualified--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 19:42, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
Well all you have to do is go to the army and add your name to one (or all) of the squadrons. --Tophat headless 23:27, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
but you said you would add me--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 00:31, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
Ok I will. But you just have to tell me what squadron(s) you want to be in. We have the "Twin Suns Squadron", their job is reverting vandalism, reporting vandals, and placing crap on QVFD, VFD, and ICU. We also have the "Blue Squadron", their job is breaking up destructive flame wars, unless on BHOP. Then there's the "Generic Squadron", their job is helping users with everyday problems. There's also the "Magnum Squadron", their job is managing the army. And lastly the "Reserve Squadron", they have to Be ready to be called up to one of the squadrons above. So just tell me which ones you want to join. --Tophat headless 00:40, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
twin suns, magnum, and generic please--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 15:45, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
Ok, and you didn't sign your name. --Tophat headless 15:30, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
signed--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 15:45, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Read All About It!

--ChiefjusticeWii 14:39, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit QVFD

Is not for old articles you think are bad. Nor is it for articles that have survived VFD in the past. Please, read the rather lengthy introduction on the page before attempting to use the thing in the future. Some admin may or may not ban you for what you have done so far, but if you persist, one probably will ban you. Maybe. At any rate, it's annoying, what you've been doing, both there and on VFD, so please stop trying to get folks' stuff deleted. Cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 03:44 (UTC)

Good advice from Lyrithya. And I think you're doing a good job, feeling your way. I wanted to explain my view of the Suddenly, 'coons page. If you really read it's four pages it is an honorable anti-racist page, imnho, and it covers some very important moments in history of civil rights and covers them well (again, imnho). Yet I respect your stand in opposition, as I applaud all taking of stands. And of things on stands. Anyway, wanted to throw in my two cents (and I expect a penny in change!) Aleister 4:02 19 11

edit Punji Stick

Much thanks for your vote. Now you have reduced the odds of stepping on a punji stick by 0.11%. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:28, Nov 20

edit Tony Jaa wants to show you his appreciation

Much thanks for making Tony a feature. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 05:43, Nov 21

Tony Jaa Rapping00:48

Tony Jaa Rapping


Tony Jaa doesn’t take yes for an answer from this gang.

edit Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.

~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:05 (UTC)

edit So you want to know how to get credits...

It's pretty simple. Go to the Grue Army bank, and add credits monthly to your account. Your rank determines how many credits you earn. You can use credits to purchase stuff from the official Grue Army store. Since 4 credits equal 1 Yoinxx, and all stuff in the store is 75% off, you just pay the same amount of credits as you would Yoinxx. Be sure to keep track of and update it, as we upper guys won't. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:34, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

Any faster way?--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 22:45, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Sadly: No... But I think you have some credits to spend in your account already. Check the bank page. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 15:24, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah. But i suggest some quests for credits.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 22:08, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Okay... Here's one: Update our intel on Wikipedian forces at The Un-Wiki War/Forces and Timeline. Add at least 5 new Wikipedian classes of ship, plane, vehicle, or soldier, and you'll receive a 500 credit bonus. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 22:28, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Give me any war picture, first.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 22:45, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
I'll see what I can do. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:03, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks. I will do everything else.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 23:05, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Whoop ass, Reagan Ray Gun, T72tank, and FVM-024. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 16:40, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Done.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 17:18, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat

--ChiefjusticeWii 16:07, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Oh shit! It's another unsignpost!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:24, 16 December 2010

edit Mr kringle is FAT

Well, it appears your ICU ploy to huff my inspired in-joke parody from existence worked. Am I bitter? Hell yes. I have a strong urge to tear you a new one. However, in the spirit of the season, I offer you a treat instead:

Candycane Kip the Dip has given you a candy cane!
Merry Christmas, n00b!

it was unfunny to me. it needs to be ORIGINAL! and if you call that humor; i will make suddenly server error spam. it is about a server error spam on a flash game site--Poiz,Teh zork master!!!! 16:46, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

Let me pick this apart:

  • it was unfunny to me.

Again, humor is subjective. I find Jimmy Kimmel painfully unfunny, but apparently enough people like him that he has a talk show on ABC.

  • it needs to be ORIGINAL!

I've already established that we have at least a hundred (see here and here) of simple parodies of in-jokes, many by some of our best writers. Take Euronintendo, a dumb spoof of Euroipods. That was written by Savethemooses, a.k.a. Writer of the Year 2005. It's somewhat of a laid back tradition.

For your information, I've been here for 3 1/2 years. I've written featured articles. In fact, I have one up for nomination right now. I put a lot of effort and elbo grease into it, and I take pride in that, but if occasionally I want to take it easy and make a short, amusing in-joke spoof, that's my perogative.

  • i will make suddenly server error spam. it is about a server error spam on a flash game site

Go ahead! If you can make it work, and inject some form of humor, I see no problem.

Finally, most importantly, and with all due respect, I don't need a newbie lecturing me on how to write articles. Thank you, and again, Merry Christmas! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 17:45, Dec. 17, 2010

i will make it whwn i want to--Poiz,Teh zork master!!!! 17:47, December 17, 2010 (UTC)
I've taken my case up to higher authorities. I'M RELENTLESS! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:42, Dec. 18, 2010
While i have a hate for copies.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!!! 14:23, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
Then why do you keep copying things? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:03, 18 December 2010
A few copies are ok. too many are bad.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!!! 16:08, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Please Don't

Continue the behavior you're currently showing. You don't want the admins to ban you for a month or two, or even banned permeantly, and you probaly don't want that. If you want to contribute to Uncyclopedia, you must follow the rules. Understand?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 03:11, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit Damn it!

Poiz, you've got to stop doing whatever you're getting banned for. Another ban for asshattery will force me to demote you one rank. Please don't make me do this, as no one's ever been demoted in the Grue Army. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:32, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:49, 23 December 2010

edit UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:41, 30 December 2010

edit Hello comrade!

As a fellow Grue Army troop, could you by any chance... Read my article? Then... Maybe, just maybe, you could vote Symbol for vote For. it on VFH? As our leader Meganew said: "It becoming a featured article can and will be used as Grue Army propaganda". So if for nothing else, do it for the Grue Army propaganda. Thank you for your time. --Tophat headless 02:45, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

Oh my god! I ment to say "If you like it"! Please if you really didn't love it you can cross out your vote! I didn't mean for you to vote for it without liking it! If you really liked it then by all means keep your vote. But like I said before: If not then you can cross out your vote. --Tophat headless 00:03, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
i <3thunder it --Poiz,Teh zork master!!!! 20:31, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:58, Jan 6 2011 UTC

edit Hey...

What is your dearchive cheat, and how do you do it? --Tophat headless 18:58, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

First edit any unprotected page. then replace it's name in the url with the page you want to dearchive's name. Note: only works for archived forums, not protected pages--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 01:00, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
It allows you to edit archived pages--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 01:01, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
There's an easier way to do that. Just click on the history tab and the edit tab will still be there. Note: only works for archived forums, not protected pages. --Tophat headless 01:39, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
Then why did you ask--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 02:08, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
I didn't realize it untill after I sent this message. --Tophat headless 02:45, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
...--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 15:13, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
What? Was it something I said? --Tophat headless 15:17, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
Just a bit dissapointed.....--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 15:23, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
How so? --Tophat headless 15:47, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
I wanted to be the one who made you know of it....--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 16:53, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
Oh... Sorry... Well is there anything else you want me to know of? --Tophat headless 16:57, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
Of the many sites i visited, like Kongerate and Playcrafter...--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 17:12, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry to burst your bubble but I've already been to Kongerate. But I've never heard of Playcrafter if that makes you feel any better. --Tophat headless 01:37, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:47, 13 January 2011

edit Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:15, 20 January 2011

edit UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:43, 27 January 2011

edit UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! made it into queue!

Thanks for votin...


--Tophat headless 23:49, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:36, 3 February 2011

edit I'm not going to explain myself, but...

I love you, man. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:10, 6 February 2011

edit This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

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edit UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011

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edit AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

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edit This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:13, 31 March 2011

edit Terribly creative UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:23, 7 April 2011

edit The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:59, 14 April 2011

edit That UnSignposty thing

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:19, 21 April 2011

edit UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:22, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Signpost Un

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:17, 5 May 2011

edit The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:42, 12 May 2011

edit UnSignpost

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:09, 19 May 2011

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edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:18, 27 October 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:55, 3 November 2011

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