User talk:PigeonOfTheAppil

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edit Welcome!

Hello, PigeonOfTheAppil, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:


Chief welcomes you!

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Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

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Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeWii 17:41, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Pegasus

Nice article - now would be a good time to add some links so nobody comes along and slaps a {{deadend}}tag on it. Do you know how? If you don't, it's very simple - just add [[ and ]] either side of any word you'd like to turn into a link, like this. Welcome to Uncyclopedia. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:54, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, and by the way - if it's something for which we don't have an article, such as stuffing a pigeon up the butt, you can make it link to something else by doing this: [[bestiality|stuffing a pigeon up the butt]], which will show up like this: stuffing a pigeon up the butt but take you to the page listed before the |. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:20, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit Well, you're obviously delusional

As it's a well known fact that there are no women on the Internet O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 16:58, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit About your review

I realize you're new here--welcome! But I saw Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Preteens and frankly, it's significantly less that we look for in Pee Reviews. You might want to look at Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Guidelines and, when you do, realize that even An Example Pee is a little on the short side. Again, I know you're just starting out, and I appreciate your willingness to jump right in--that's what we recommend here. But before you write another review, I'd strongly suggest reading the guidelines, and also checking out two or three reviews of anyone who's been named a Steel Kidney in recent months. (The reason I specify recent months is that the standards were rather lax a few years ago). I hope this helps, and if you have any questions, feel free to post a note on my talk page and I'll pretend to know the answer. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:53, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

Just adding on to my daddy, look at a review like Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/John Milton for an example- that is a good review.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:13, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
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