User talk:Pigeon

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edit You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Pigeon, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!


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You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

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edit ICU

I see you've placed an ICU on my Olestra page, saying its not funny. Well, I'm removing it, because its hilarious. So, go fuck yourself. Utz Extra Dark 20:20, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Hilarious in your point of view, perhaps, but from what I saw it was just randomness masquerading as hilarity. From what it looked like - and still looks like, as a matter of fact - you've just tried to insert every single random subject under this baking sun into your page. Telling me to "fuck myself" doesn't exactly make you appear that intelligent anyway - I don't have the necessary appendage. As far as I'm concerned it's too random to be funny; get a second opinion and submit it to Pee Review, if you want. - Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 13:41, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

edit The Vanity Tag

What's up with the tag you placed here? Just let me know. Thanks. -- Xanderkellyshow, Who cares about the date. (...UTC? What's that mean?)

I'd substitute that one with normal ICU. It's not exactly vanity material....~Jewriken.GIF 15:27, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, when I was going through a ICU/QVFD spree of new articles, I saw that listed. Taking a look, I saw that it was about a band I hadn't heard of - I immediately assume it's someone's personal band. Taking a further look, I see Chuck Norris, "n0rm4 j34n i5 t3h u1t. sc3n3c0r3 b4nd!!!!11!1!!!!" which... leaves a bad impression. So I slapped a tag on it and went on my merry way to the next article, which is usually about someone's school and how it rocks compared to the school right next to it and doesn't belong in an encyclopedia, even if it's one with EYE BEAMS! Just improve the article - pictures, good jokes etc. - and there'll be no reason for maniacs like me to put tags on stuff.
Oh, and your response to a tag was MUCH better than the Olestra guy above. :) --Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 17:21, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
Now go back and recheck the article that it has been revised if you have the time. :) --Xanderkellyshow 16:51, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Congrats

Congratulations for winning NotM. Here's a cookie.

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