User talk:Pig House

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Pig House, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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edit UnSignpost 12th March 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:39, Mar 13

edit UnSignpost 19th March

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edit In grongitude

edit UnNews:Thousand-foot penis defies authorities

...is a nice article, but it'd look infinitely better with a picture. Got anything planned? :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:21, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

How good are you with photoshop? I can see how you'd go about making such a pic, but don't have the skills myself. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 19:55, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

edit This was really funny

"You are meant to put them where you think the reader will breathe, because otherwise they might suffocate. " I laughed out loud.

I like that whole section.

Overall it's a good addition. I'd like to make a couple of small changes, mostly for the sake of consistency. OK? --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 21:10, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 26th March 09

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edit UnSignpost 2nd April 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:56, Apr 2

edit UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009

Hand-delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:57, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

edit What happened to the Boys Are Stupid, Cut Their Balls Off Article?

I was disappointed that after responding to the image request, you seem to have given up on the article.

edit What happened to the Boys Are Stupid, Cut Their Balls Off Article?

I was disappointed that after responding to the image request, you seem to have given up on the article.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 21:49, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

edit IC reminder

Hi Pig House, just dropping by to let you know that we haven't seen you at IC in a couple weeks. Maybe you've been busy, maybe you've been on a two week bender, but regardless of your excuse, we need you. Imperial Colonization is all about participation, and being a Colonizer requires an active commitment. If you're not up for it, there's nothing wrong with that. Just let us know. But if you do wish to continue calling yourself a Colonizer, get out there on the front lines, maggit! (If you do not participate in this coming week, we will be forced to remove you from the roster.) Cheers! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:12, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost April 16th, 2009

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:05, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 23rd April 09

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edit UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!!

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:08, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

edit The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special


Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:08, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost May 14th

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:52, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost May 21st

Brought to you by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:40, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009

The only newspaper to be delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:11, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost June 4th, 2009

Delievered by Saberwolf116 02:56, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:30, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:29, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:33 30 June 2009

I hate you. I really. Really. Hate you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:33 30 June 2009

edit UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:32, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 9th July 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:36, Jul 9

edit UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:54, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:38, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:55, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:04, Aug 18

edit If you're still active...

Hey pig, long time no see. Anyway, I did the right thing. I thought you'd want to have a look. Angel's fire 21:11, March 21, 2010 (UTC)

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