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edit Welcome!

Hello, Pieface, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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edit Your userpage... Where are the links to your works of genius? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:44, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, yes. Being only a humble n00b, I did not presume to garishly decorate my userpage with photographs, medals, citations, certificates and other splatters of self-importance. But I would be honoured if you had a look at History of Man and Declaration of war on Iraq. And yes, I did put them through the Pee Review. Thanks for stopping by! --Pieface 13:24, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, it's late and I'm tired, but after a quick perusal I can provide you with these gems:
Lose the Russian Reversals. They're rarely good enough to overcome their general overdoneness
Lose some (or most) of the links. Two or three a paragraph is good enough; too many just clutter up the page unnecessarily. Only have redlinks if you need the link to add punch to a word or phrase. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:32, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Hey, thanks! I thought the Russian Reversals were obligatory -- they are now history! (hehe-hehe). As for the links, some of the blue (and most of the red) links I used to make a gag (in my n00bish way). I will prune them mercilessly. Again, thanks for taking the time. I am trying to learn, in my own little humble self-absorbed way...--Pieface 15:42, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
No biggie. We were all n00bs once. Except for me. I started out as an astronaut. Maybe a cowboy. Something cool. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:17, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Yeah astronauts are really cool. The males get to watch the females fight over them, and the females get to wear really neat diapers in space -- and also for long cross-country dashes. --Pieface 04:10, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Adoption

I see you would want to be adopted. Would you like to be adopted by me? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:09, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh, yes please, Sir. I would be most honoured, pant pant pant! What do I do next? Remove the aodption wanted template/thingy? -- Pieface 05:37, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
Great! Well, if you have any questioons, notify me on my talk page. If you want, you can place The {{Adopted|High Gen. Grue}} userbox on your page. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 14:18, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

edit History of Women

Oh, I'm on IRC and we were discussing ways MediaWiki detected vandalism, your article happened to be on Recent Changes so it got chosen as the testing victim. I'm done now so I rolled my changes back to yours, so don't worry. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:38, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

edit History Of Women...

I'd consider this article to be way too damn long and i'd like to make the suggestion of you maybe cutting it down a bit in case some dick decides to VFD it or something. T'is a good idea but just needs some shortening i think BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) 17:12, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Unbook

Thinking about it history of women would probably make a better Unbook due to its length and content etc. One thing you maybe could do is cut down the article, change it and edit it to make something like history of women but shorter and funnier and then have the full version on Unbooks. That way you can have the best of both worlds. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) 11:25, 24 June 2007 (UTC)


I've seen your Funny-animation-carwash.jpg pic. Oddly enough it isn't animated. So I ask you, I beg you, I DEMAND YOU to link me the animated version. NOW --Kingkitty 14:28, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

I know your type. I shall make you wait. Are you over 18? Or some other useful or interesting number? Can I trust you? Probably not...Pieface 14:35, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
I am over 18. You can trust me. --Kingkitty 14:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Pieface, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

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edit Hey...

I like your UnNews Chess article. Good stuff!!--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 06:08, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Why, thank you! I was beginning to wonder if anybody at all reads what I write! I have a lot of fun though! Pieface 06:36, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Calabi-yau space

"Would you mind terribly if I tinker with it a bit? I will also add pixies. Pieface 15:51, 25 July 2007 (UTC)"

Do what you like with it, mate. It's not my article, and this is a wiki :) RabbiTechno 15:52, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Been thinking of doing one on Minkowski space for a while, but the inspiration isn't coming...maybe a few of us could do one on various 'spaces'? RabbiTechno
Kewl. I will follow your lead. Pieface 16:02, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Pieface, my fine friend...Uncyc has a problem. It has recently come to my attention that neither Mandelbrot himself nor his Set have an article! As you can doubtless understand, this needs rectification! I reckon we need to think up some jokes and get an article sorted as soon as possible, don't you? :) RabbiTechno 18:46, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

You know, you are right. I have always been exceptionally fond of mandlebrot and have it on every possible occasion, preferably with strawberry jam.

I will make a start. Of sorts. Pieface 04:56, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Mandelbrot's lookin' good! I gave it a brief proof-reading, sorted the red links and added a few functioning links plus an image of a set (I thought it needed one) - you may be able to supply a better caption though. I've just finished work and the old humour muscles are a bit fatigued at the moment, so that's all I'm up to doing right now. I'm wondering if we may be able to come up with some humour on the subjects of Taniyama-Shimura and Fermat too? BTW, did the Tachyon article ever show up on your radar? It's one of my favourites. RabbiTechno 16:11, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

I love the Tachyon piece. To me, that is how humour should be written, it should hang together in its own space and create this totally funny universe that has a sense of its own, but keeps reminding us that our reality is just as funny.

Fermat is my boy. I will do him but good. He is fat and self-important. By the time I am done with him, even his mother will be in stitches. I like the science/histerical/historical stuff! Pieface 17:39, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Skateboarding priest

It needed to be featured: it's an instant UnNews classic. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:35, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

You'll notice I've moved the Mother Cuts Allowance article to your user space. That's because it's copied word for word from the article you referenced. the only reason I didn't delete it was because of the great pic of the old lady giving the finger. If you can rewrite it to be at least somewhat fictional, funny, and UnNew-worthy, however, don't bother to fix it unless you smoke some crack first. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:29, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

I do like the article well enough, but honestly, it doesn't move me to nom it for VFH. By all means, though, do self-nom if you believe in it strongly enough, and your patriotism is up to snuff, and you send me a check for $85.23... well, enough of that. As for the Mother Cuts Allowance thing, it is funny as is, but it's against policy to republish satire, and it pleases zim to see you bow and scrape so... heh heh. Thanks for all of your work so far, and I look forward to more evil emanations from your pen in the near future. Cheers! 22:23, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Name Change

Next time you need to change a name - simply move the title to its new name a post the redirect created at QVFD. It would create less mess. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:41, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Tītillāre

Thanks for that reference. With my limited experience of three years of Latin in a Jesuit school in the 1970's, I'd never have figured that out, wink wink... nudge nudge. Now, go write some UnNews, or better, record UnNews audio! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:07, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Hey man.

Remember me? I was your adopter. It ooks like you got to know the ropes (without any help from me, you never asked questions.) I bielieve that you have graduated. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:24, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Pee Review

In case you didn't know, I just Pee Reviewed your article, "UnNews:Mobilized methane moves motors". --Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" (cover your eyes!) 23:06, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Many thanks for pee reviewing my little scribble. Your points are well taken, and valid. May I also say that this "article" has languished so long in the pee review queue that I had, quite frankly, forgotten about it. How wonderful that you have spent all that time and trouble on it! Pieface 12:04, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Have a not-shitty Christmas!

WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:26, Dec 17

edit Pee Review

Hey, I just happened to see your last review, and you really should try harder to write more into pee reviews. Look at some of the other reviews, and see some of the things reviewers say. Especially when the page has room for improvement, you need to tell the author what they should do to improve their page. They don't just want a score, they want advice. Take a look at UN:PRG, I think it'll help. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:20, Dec 28





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edit 'Ello Pieface

Been a while since we were last blessed with your presence - good to see you back, and with a great UnNews article too! :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:59, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Reviewed your article.

Review here.

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edit UnSignpost May 21st

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edit Plagiarism allegations

Apparently, believes that your Susan Boyle story belongs to them. I've done a bit of investigative work of my own to determine which was written first, but thought I'd ask you for your input. Please reply ASAP. --T. (talk) 12:09, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

ADDENDUM: I'm assuming that this edit is your admission. I will remove the article from VFH and delete it forthwith. It appears that this artice was on digg about 4 days before it was posted here. --T. (talk) 12:15, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

If there is any other material on Uncyclopedia that is not your own work, please notify me so I can remove it. --T. (talk) 12:26, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

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