User talk:Patrasmentium

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edit Welcome to our magnificent civilization!


Greetings, honored traveler Patrasmentium, and welcome to the glorious nation of Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions to the site. I hope you enjoy this great land and decide to make a home here. If not, the city exit is right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah, there you go. Anyway, here are a few helpful links for humble newcomers such as yourself:

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Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 23:26, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Jewish History

Nice aditions to Jewish History. You bothered to read the article first and keep in the same line, which is rare. Thanks. Have fun at uncyclopedia.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 01:36, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Your First Award

Are you Brazilian? Brazilian and Jewish? Quite a hard type, hehehe.

Cheers! -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket [scream!] 03:01, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

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