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Overnight, your contribution got two positive comments; but I suggested that your concept was different enough from the original article's concept to put it in a separate article, which I have now done. It doesn't yet stand on its own; would you gently expand it into a complete "paper"?
By the way, this is a wiki, and someone as adept in English as you is welcome to type text right into an article, despite the young age of your account. The worst that can happen is that someone undoes it, in which case you still have access to your text with the History tab, and you can sometimes make the case for your version on the Talk page, or on the Talk page of your post-editor, and get it restored.11:27 30-Mar-13
PS--On adding "it is generally agreed that...": Your article will look just as encyclopedic and authoritative if you eliminate such gassy phrases and state your point simply and directly. More at User:SPIKE/Cliches-1. 19:38 29-May-13
Thanks for undoing your own edit. The longer this list gets, the more tempting it will become for our unskilled overnight visitors to type in the name of a ballplayer, politician, or playground chum just to declare him a "douche."21:41 28-May-13