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Where in the world did you find PantsMac? I've been looking for that for ages. It's the Pants Box, macaroni and cheeese, the pants box.. --Chronarion 12:34, 10 Jan 2005 (EST)


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I don't think you come on much anymore...but yay! The cows need you! The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:28, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Tayor

Kitten in glass Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.

Yay!!

Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

  • faints in your awesomeness*
  • smilies!*

Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) 15:44, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

edit a name like pants

Just curious, how did you arrive at the name pants? That is a nickname I acquired - a really long story that involved South American travel and a funny British joke, and I wanted to see if you eneded up with that name for the same reason which is related to that joke

Pants Connelly

edit Wow.

Are you sure 24 hours is going to be long enough for 137.186.216.141? Damn, he sure flings his shit widely. --Uvula Donor 23:34, 16 Mar 2005 (EST)

I'll make it longer in a bit. I just wanted the madness to stop. Now that I'm going through and reverting his crap, It's gonna be a lot longer. --PantsMacKenzie 23:35, 16 Mar 2005 (EST)

edit Absolute Power

Yeah, I get it now, I was just stoopid at the time. The bad news is it's gonna take me years to live that down. The good news is it'll be "internet years" so by mid-April everyone should have forgotten about it. --Uvula Donor 09:42, 22 Mar 2005 (EST)


edit Terri Schiavo

The page had no agenda, it was made to mock the situation with Terri becoming a pawn for the political groups in the United States. Plus it was funny, it was no worse than the pages that mention killing babies as a joke. Nmontague 00:30, 1 Apr 2005 (EST)

edit 150.243.107.74

I've been tracking 150.243.107.74's swath of destruction through here, and undoing most of it. (Ok, it was only a half-dozen pages, but a lot of asinine crap.) Personally, I feel it's worth a ban. But Personally, I really don't count. Could you take a look at it[1]? --Famine 19:34, 1 Apr 2005 (EST)

Huh. Must have been blind before. I finally found the Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol. Although for the life of me, I don't know why it would be included under "Important Links". Who would think to look there? Enough rambling from a cluless n00b - I'll take my crap and post there. --Famine 22:07, 1 Apr 2005 (EST)

edit Staying logged in

Hey, an e-mail address would be great. You don't have to make it publicly shown; users can e-mail you without knowing your e-mail address. Your choice, of course.

Anyway, you wrote in community portal, "...it keeps me logged in forever when I do that..."; so, what is "that"? Note that I edited my original question to make it clearer. --Ahmed the Jewess 13:52, 1 May 2005 (EDT)

edit Um..

Just wondering why you reverted an addition I made to the University of Cambridge article. Took a while to write and research. Even had some images lined up for it. Normally I'd just re-revert it back but seeing as you're a mod and everything I'd rather discuss it.--Machinecurse 22:04, 28 May 2005 (EDT)

edit Bell and Baddek Polytechnic

  • Hey, just a note... I don't think Baddek Plytechnic University was teh same as Graham Bell earlier tonight. I think Someone may have changed it. Because looking at Bell now, it's not what I remember reading on Polytechnic earlier... Except I can't read the history for some reason. --PantsMacKenzie 00:57, 29 May 2005 (EDT)

I've moved the history for both to Alexander Graham Bell and they do look identical; unfortunately combining history of two articles like this (delete Bell, move Baddek Poly to Bell, undelete to reinsert Bell article history/previous revisions) doesn't make clear where each individual edit originated (Bell or Baddek) before merging the two edit histories. Nonetheless, the old revisions are all there (under Bell). As for subsequent changes, I would have only made minor changes (categorization, reformatting, broken links, add the one extra word giving Meucci an "unlisted" number) --Carlb 08:30, 29 May 2005 (EDT)

edit The RC Cola ordeal

The reason I got rid of the "RC Cola is like the shitty Safeway brand of cola" kid's content is because I feel that it sounds more like an Urban Dictionary definition than an "ordinary" Uncyclopedia article, which tends to be full of nonsensical humor. I have already explained this to Chronarion. --Evice 15:35, 15 Jul 2005 (UTC)

edit Splaka

Sneaky. --—rc (t) 17:25, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Dammit. It was just like he described too. "One day you'll find extra tabs." Buh! --Splaka 21:35, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

  • Please, I request elimination of of me user by transfer Wiki in Spanish, where from this moment I will carry out my work. Thanks and they excuse the inconveniences.--Cafe-olee 15:35, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

edit Have a blessing

You deserve this for something, I'm sure. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:52, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

edit It's Benson

its me benson. the irc isnt working for me, i gotta get that fixed. u said u needed to talk? talk to me on my talk page Benson 19:58, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

edit Meany!

Meany Meany Meany Mean!! You're sooo mean! You probably think this "mean" is about you!!

hehehe. Cheer BearC cheer*huggles* 18:36, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

O....Alright. I guess you, me, and Uncyclopedia can still be friends. *shakes hand*. Anyhow, you know those guys, always getting into trouble. hehehe. Especially Sim, that serial vandal. hehehe. Cheer BearC cheer*huggles* 18:50, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

edit He sings, he dances, he folds


edit Hi - I'm new!

Hi I'm new & not all together! But seriously, I looked you up in the list of Admins & saw your name & that you had edited recently. I need a question answered, so it's meant to be. I'm not quite sure what it is I'm supposed to be doing, but I wrote this article on the spurr of the moment & was wondering if you wanted to take a look to give me advice: Hair loss. Don't ask me about the subject, I don't know why I wrote about hair loss of all things. Well thanks if you can help me. Spawn Man 08:21, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

edit XMas

Tvcc Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmasmoosewreath Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal

Go on, sing us a tune. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:53, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Holidayturtle Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle!
May all of your Holiday wishes come true!
(*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to:
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

It took me 7 tries to get here, I see it as time well spent. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:31, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Something Offensive About Me

Hi, my friend told me about this article about me and my friend that I find offensive. It was written by Thekillerfroggy (Paul) and CyberPickle (Zach). I have tried to whipe the aritcle, and censor the names but the article resets itself back to the same offensive content. So if it wouldnt be any trouble would you please delete the article names "Neal" it would mean a lot to me. Thank you. :-)

I'm not PantsMacKenzie, but what one may fine funny, another does not. But don't wipe pages (i'm guessing blank), it will get you in trouble. I'f you need more information, ask me. --High Gen. Grue 03:23, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

On a related note, all editors of Neal got a week's vacation. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 04/21 03:39

edit Cookie storage

Newcookie Gert5 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number twenty-three from my free cookie giveaway

edit Thanks for voting for me!

Beerpint Olipro has bought you a beer!
Remember though, you're getting the next round.


Yeah... I figured I should get round to thanking everyone for voting for me for sysop... or cursing them, I'm not sure :P -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:33, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Please change my name

Can you please change my name from Edmundkh to EdmundEzekielMahmudIsa, then leave me a message in the English Wikipedia? Thank you very much! --Edmund the King of the Woods! 12:21, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

edit KoL Quest-chins

Hay jub-jub, bug me on AIM/IRC. I have questions for j00z. (after work in about 3 hours) --ShroomsShroom!Gay2Sir Flammable KUN Prince%21.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2Shroom!Shroomirror 19:06, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

edit A moment of your time?

Hi, i'm trying to write good stuff for the Uncyclopedia:Bureaucrats article to save it from being deleted. I figured that an interview with an actual bureaucrat would fit in nicely. Would you mind one? If not, thank you for reading this. Conniving 18:38, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Username Change

How do i change my username? --Anonymous pie 04:13, 18 November 2007 (UTC)


That makes no sense, but because I am a generous person, I will give you the only response that makes sense:
1. Kill, yourself, and reincarnate into a human of similar form.
2. Create a new account.
3. It's that simple!
note: As God allows each human only 1 Uncyclopedia account, this is the simplest method known to man! If you really believe that, then stop by my talk page and beg me to adopt your sorry @$$! I just might. --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 22:43, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
Uhh. Ignore that guy. It's not within my power to change usernames, and you can't change your own. The only way to change the username is to create a new account. Or, you can edit your sig to display the username you'd like. --PantsMacKenzie 22:57, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Bloody Pagans

PremierTomMayfairCheXMAS
Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit JOIN UNSOC

YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

Unsocjoinposter

REGISTER TODAY!

Dear PantsMacKenzie

Workers' Party Member SysRq has invited you to join the Workers' Party and help the revolution be the best it can be! Without many members being of helping the site, we cannot be of big helpings to site and users, such as the have of unfree that are of need of negotiations with admins for unbanning and such. We are also of giving free hats to all members, amnesty coverage, healthcare, and if you makeway into Inner Party, you get face on Valjuta. Valjuta allow purchasing of great products on Uncyclopedia from the Worker's Party and the Uncyc Store, and you are of getting them when you are joining. You can even deposit Valjuta for Yoinxx and help party drive Valjuta inflation down so that you can buy more.

Stop rebellion. Help the newcomers. Fix the site. Negotiate your Uncyclopedia friends. Buy stuff. Kill the brotherhood. Don't forget Miss Unsoc!

WRITERS' OF UNCYCLOPEDIA, UNITE! PLEASE JOIN UNSOC TODAY!

Sincerely,

SysRq

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 02:22 7 Jan, 2008)

edit I want to know how to make a simple signature written in blue text. That's it.

Hey, Pants. I'm relatively new to Uncyclopedia and I must ask...God, how did I live without it?! Aaaaanyway..I just want to make my signature a slight bit more fancy. I've read everything on the forums and help and all that other stuff on how to do it, but I still don't understand.

Wow..So many people are probably reading this and going, "L0Lz0rZ!!! WUT A N0ob!!1!1!1one1!!!1111!!1!one!!!11!!!!)


I DID read the Todd Lyons page thingy on it, but Jesus-Tap-Dancing-Christ! It's too hard to understand!

But all I want is a simple signature that says "Dion" in blue. Pants, would you be able to post back on this same page and maybe explain in noob-terms how to do this seemingly impossible task to me in a step-by-step manner if neccesary?

Thanks a lot. I really appreciate this.

--Hylian Archer 17:25, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

Sorry... I've been... busy. I don't actually know how to do what you're interested in doing. You could perhaps post on the forums asking how to do it. Or, you could try looking at the newbie guide. I'm sure there's a signature guide in there somewhere. Good luck. --PantsMacKenzie 23:31, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
Actually, Ask MoneySign. He knows. --PantsMacKenzie 12:09, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
OMG, I LOVE YOU!!! ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NotM|+S 23:53, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
Huh? What'd I do? --PantsMacKenzie 11:58, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Wow..

Wow..It's been like 7 months since that last thing I wrote, asking you for help, and I still haven't gotten a response and I still know not how to breathe life into the trippy blue font!!

Aaaaagagagaggagagagaaaaggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hylian Archer 22:39, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

edit A Welcome

Return. All hail Pants. Now if only there were someone here to delete the main page..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Username change request

Hi PantsMacKenzie, could you please change my username from User:Joshuaissac to User:Joshua Issac please? I did not know that spaces were allowed in usernames when I signed up. Thanks. --Joshuaissac 00:18, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Never mind; thanks anyway. --Joshuaissac 15:13, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

edit I'm harassing your talk page!

But not with a belt, because that's not how I roll. Love, Ethine sig 

edit I don't know you

but I want me to be the first one who will tell you "welcome back". So, welcome back. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:39, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

It is cool to realize that this user was one of the first here. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 03:06, March 14, 2011 (UTC)
I certainly was. It helps to know Chron :) --PantsMacKenzie 05:55, March 14, 2011 (UTC)
Speaking of which, when is Chron coming back. He's like our Kevin Flynn. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:49, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
He WON'T come back. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:50, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
I'm assuming where we are now is like Tron Legacy. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:34, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, yes it is. And Pants is here. And Chron (we are on a first syllable basis) is here. And even Jimbo is here. There is lots more noise, and faster things. Aleister 19:55 30-5-'11
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