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Reap

Courtesy of--Sycamore (Talk) 20:39, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

You got raped by someone I thought doesn't even edit here anymore. It's a privilege, that's what it is. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig08:34, May 24, 2010
...also Viking!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  27 May 2010 ~ 00:32 (UTC)
Wow, three messages in a week? I've never felt so popular! —Pelozurian (talk) 05:05, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Voidism feature

The Void is thankful. And 'thankful void' is the best kind. Cheers! --Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:01, May 27

Voidism
Infinite thanks from the void.

Hello

Haven't stopped by for awhile, thought I'd say hi, use the rest room, grab the loose change you left on the bookcase, and pet the dog. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Ah, I've just petted the dog! OK, I'll clean up. Where's the remote? Al des chains 20:27 29 5 MMX

Right there on the table. Just don't touch it directly; my sister's been...using it, if you know what I mean. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:12, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
I actually have video of your sister using it. On the vid she toggles very gently between "POWER" and "DVD", and then goes faster when she gets to the channel numbers. Al des chains 21:18 29 5 MMX (p.s. thanks for keeping the old pizza in the fridge, yummmm)
No problem bud; as long as you avoid the moldy parts you should find our leftovers quite tolerable. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:25, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
I know all of that about your sister, but what about the pizza? Al des chains 21:29 29 5 MMX
You keep talking like that about my sister I will have to cut you. —Pelozurian (talk)
Oh yeah, you and what army? Al des chains'
Take this, slash —Pelozurian (talk) How did you like that? Al? Al? Oh god, what have I done??????
Ahhh help me someone is controlling my body! —Pelozurian (talk) 21:39, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
Badcop
Drop the knife Paizuri, and put your hands up in the air. Don't do it! I said drop the knife. One last warning!
Knife
Never!!
Zed
And not only that, I said drop the gun, copper!
I wanna leave!
Don't make me slap a bitch up!
Thfunny3po8
Later, in court, it turns out that the murder had been videotaped, by Paizuri's sister!!! (Al face down, Paizure enjoying his weekend)
BarbieDeath
Unfortunately for Paizuri, his sister was found dead the next day. Possible cause: Video taping the murder and presenting it in a court of law
Carlb-sockpuppet-02
Paizuri was freed upon his successful insanity defense, and is back to editing Uncyclopedia once again

Stolen from Archive 3

I attempted to cut out some parts that I deemed unnecessary, but the article still seems too long and the funny parts are often crowded out by not so funny parts... Requesting feedback. Romaioktonos 03:35, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
Since I'm on summer break now, I could do a Pee Review for you since it doesn't seem to have been reviewed yet. I'll try to be as in-depth as possible, but you could try requesting reviews from better reviewers than me if you want. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:50, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
I'm a "better reviewer" with Chief? My ego is so big now. (I actually saw that page but don't know too much about it, so you probably shouldn't ask me :/)--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 05:19, May 30 2010 UTC
Shh! You're supposed to go along with it! —Pelozurian (talk) 06:06, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

something

You archived. I responded. Everything was consensual.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 04:18, May 30 2010 UTC

I love you. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:20, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Anti Lebanese Racism

Hello and thank you for welcoming me on Uncyclopedia, I was a silent reader for a long time, but since few time i started seeing a rising anti-Lebanon racism on many of the pages related to Lebanon and the Lebanon page contains now really offensive words , so I allowed myself to publish my opinion in a non funny way on some of the discussion pages, am I allowed to do that, or is it against the rules of Uncyclopedia,

Best regards . Ibnelard

Well now I feel awkward; right when you left me this message I left a rude message on the Lebanon talkpage. See what I wrote there for the prevalent opinion, and I apologize in advance if it offends... —Pelozurian (talk) 20:24, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks

Your welcoming message has pleased Smug-Bastard, Smug-Bastard shall continue to talk in third-person as Smug-Bastard feels like it - it is in no way a juveline excuse to write swear words.. cough.. --Smug-Bastard 19:01, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

It's okay, buddy...just let it all out. —Pelozurian (talk) 19:04, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

We are not friends anymore!

I got up this morning, and I was all ready to welcome some new users, and you welcomed them all! What a jerkface! We're not friends anymore. Love, Ethine sig 

I'm sorry! You can have the next batch. :) —Pelozurian (talk) 21:27, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
Awww! Internet hug! Love, Ethine sig 

95%20Internet%20High-Five.jpgPelozurian (talk) 22:00, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

Well Ethine, I came on and found you QVFD'd every page I wanted to! I hate you now!!!!!!!!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 10:01, May 31 2010 UTC
DON'T HATE; APPRECIATEPelozurian (talk) 22:04, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

I logged on to find you've previously ignored every page I had planed on ignoring today... jerk.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 Jun 2010 ~ 05:58 (UTC)

Uploading Images

How do you upload useful images? The guides and help out there seems to be useless at the point... Romaioktonos 16:29, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

Never mind I got it handled Romaioktonos 17:32, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
Wait, there's such a thing as a useful image? Here?! O___o ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100609 - 18:27 (UTC)

Spirited Savior

Thank you for your contributions to Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones. It looks way better now. Instead of drumming up some reward template, I'm substituting some dark ambient. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 6:59 PM 6/1/10
Happy to help! I used to play that game all the time. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:31, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Hey you!

You're the Frat Bro of the Month for May 2010 and are entitled to proudly display this award on your puffed up chest for the world to see!

FBotM badge Frat Bro of the Month May 2010

Skinfan13 07:44, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

OMG MY FIRST AWARD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! —Pelozurian (talk) 07:46, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

Frat

Congratulations, and well deserved! Al des chains 18:07 2 6 mmx

Thanks a fuckin ton, bro. Keep up the awesome work. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:16, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

More Frat

Skinfan ran off again, and asked me to take over his office for this month. After I took all the money from the safe, grabbed the spare change, and pocketed some loose pens, I sat down and took a look at some of the pages. I've issued a proclamation that we will, of course, leave Chicken open for writing and editing until it looks like it's in good shape. Long way to go but a good core. Then to keep the monthly thing going, we can either do Taco or one that Cheddar chooses. Are you interested in putting in time on Taco? Besides that, the frat could do with a couple of few new members, or visiting writers in case they don't want to officially join but want to work on a page. For the time being when I do a frat project I'll work on Chicken. Thoughts? Plans? And do you want a few pens? Al des chains 1:27 3 6 MMX

Yeah, I'd like a pen. Helps me think in times like this... —Pelozurian (talk) 03:09, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
Pencil2
I pawned the pens, here's a pencil
Thanks. Now let's see...chicken seems to be coming along pretty well, and I'd be happy to help out a bit more with that. And I'd rather do taco, because of the obvious fact that they're delicious. Also, are you taking over the News thing that Skinfan did? It might help blackmail encourage people to keep editing our projects. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:18, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
Taco is looking good. If Cheddar agrees (he's the only other person to vote on the next article, besides you and Skin) I eat my tacos with just beans (I'm a vegan in real life, which is why I actually feel the Chicken page, free the hen from her pen!), yummmm. I have no idea what the News thing is, did you want to do it, this mysterious news thing? And please, as the current Frat Bro of the month, choose what you want to do, even say "Yes, we are doing Taco", as is your brotherly right. Al des chains 3:27 3 6 MMX
Yes, we are doing Taco. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:31, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
I will alert Cheddar and the others (others later today). Cheddar will want cheese on his Tacos. Al des chains 3:34 3 6 MMX
Have a fresh supply of BBQ'd cheddar cheese ready for when he does, and mobilize all units. Ensure there are no cracks in our fortress of humour! We are winning the Battle of the Chicken, and we must be fully prepared for the War on Taco immediately after. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:38, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
The page is up for editing. When Taco is entered into the search spot a user comes up! Out of here for now. Enjoy, and good eating! Al des chains 3:53 3 6 mmx
Thanks, but beware of the Hairy Taco. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:58, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

Taco

Please work on Taco, so I can vote against it. My trigger finger is itchy, aye, itchy I say (and in the case of Death I didn't vote against it, I reverted it! I alone can revert death!). Al des chains 3:43 6 6 MMX

Really? Cause there's this black guy at my door with a gun, and I initially thought, Oh no, a black guy is pointing a gun at me, but like, you can revert death and stuff, so like, could you show up at my funeral and revert the guy vandalizing my life? —Pelozurian (talk) 03:51, 6 June 2010 (UTC)
No, I'm busy that day. But I will show up at the black guy's execution and revert! Al des chains 3:53 6 6 MMX
Thanks!! —Pelozurian (talk) 03:55, 6 June 2010 (UTC)
CHUCK BERRY 021
That's one happy executed murderer, with a new lease on life!!
Racistnigger
He's really turned around, hasn't he?
Ichi-57
A few minutes later, as seen from outside Paizuri's room
Adminpwnage
New stuff goes at the bottom, dammit!
GrandWizardModern
The black man later in life, speaking to crowds about his life of crime, his miraculous ressurection at the hands of Al, and how he prays for his unfortunate victim every day

*poke* Help. Please.

So, I've finally decided that I definitely have no idea what I'm doing. Will you adopt this noob? Or some such... or how to... *rummages around for original question* ...'make it an official thingy?' Wait, what? O_o Lyrithya 23:06, June 6, 2010 (UTC)

Sure, I'll adopt you. But first you have to run around the website naked. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:15, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
My evil twin already did. Good enough? *shifty eyes* Lyrithya 01:40, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
You already got an evil twin? Good, you pass. (my evil twin is this guy) —Pelozurian (talk) 02:22, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Well, sort of. I think. I'm not really sure. o_O; (Your guy is... interesting?)
So... um, now what? *stands around looking awkward for a bit and then goes to contemplate manholes* Lyrithya 03:30, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
Well, you get a nice template on your page and I become your bestest buddy on the website. Ask away if you need help with anything. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Great. I have a buddy. Neat. O_o Okay, here's a question... can I delete pages from my userspace? And is there any way to rename a page after accidentally creating it with a typo in the title? These two are not entirely unrelated, but nearly. *shifty eyes* Lyrithya 04:52, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
  1. No, you can't delete pages from your userspace; if you wanna do that you have to list your page on QVFD
  2. Yes, you can rename a page by moving it to a new title. If you want to move something from your userspace to mainspace, it's easier if I do it since I can suppress the redirect. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:33, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Just to butt in, since users cannot delete pages from their userspace the best thing to do if you want a page you made deleting is post a link to your page here where an administrator can delete it. If you create a page with a typo in the title then you should use the move tab (it's up at the top, if it isn't there it will appear a few days after you registered your account when you are autoconfirmed) to move the page over to the new title. If there is no move tab yet then the best thing to do is to create a new page with the title spelled correctly, copy and paste the article to the new page, then post the old page on QVFD. It's all pretty easy to do, but if you have any trouble I'm sure Paizuri will be happy to help. --ChiefjusticePS3 07:39, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
That's kinda what I just said. Hehe. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:42, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Thank you, both of you. ...so what is autoconfirmed? Or should something have obviously told me by now? Can I plead being illiterate? Athyria 14:13, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
Oops, wrong account. Though I guess that means I found the password for this one, since it's apparently the same as the other one. And this one has a 'move' tab... interesting. Aaand it has a link to a page about autoconfirmed... nevermind, then. o_O Athyria 14:17, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
Dammit, you idiot! Lyrithya 14:22, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
"Your guy is... interesting?" What is that supposed to mean?! Is this because I'm gay?! HOMOPHOBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 06:14, June 07 2010 UTC
It's supposed to mean whatever you make it mean. This is an experiment in reader response theory and an attempt to disprove certain erroneous (or at very least presumptuous) assumptions about social psychology on the interwebz. So tell me... what do you make it mean? (Oh, you're gay? Fancy that; so am I.) Lyrithya 18:53, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
Well look at that. Another homosexual user for HELPME to play with! —Pelozurian (talk) 19:32, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
But what if I'm not entirely homosexual? o_O; - Athyria 20:37, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
....So you're bisexual then. Or metrosexual. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:39, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Well... some of me is. Some may even be a bit of the latter. - Athyria 20:46, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
Some of you? That would be your alternate persona that you seem to talk to in parentheses sometimes? (No he doesn't! Yes he does, I saw it! Shut up, retard! No u!) —Pelozurian (talk) 20:50, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Alternate persona? What, I have a normal Hi. I'm Fred. persona? (Who doesn't? My plants don't have fleas! You don't have any plants. Shut up. NOU!)

On a completely unrelated note, I've decided to try pee reviewing stuff. If people get upset and come after me, can you protect me? *shifty eyes* - Athyria 23:47, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Of course I will!*
*For a small monthly fee of $799.99Pelozurian (talk) 01:10, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
Hmm... do you accept bits of string? *shifty eyes* - Athyria 03:38, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
That works too. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:59, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

WHY DOES NO-ONE EVER POKE ME?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 06:23, Jun 8 2010 UTC

WELL MAYBE IF SOMEBODY WOULD ADD ME ON FACEBOOK SOMEBODY WOULD GET MORE POKES!Pelozurian (talk) 07:44, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
IF SOMEBODY LOOKED THEY WOULD FIND SOMEBODY IS ALREADY THERE!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 08:02, Jun 8 2010 UTC
THEN I SUPPOSE SOMEBODY ELSE WILL ADD YOU AS A FRIEND AND THEN PROCEED TO STALK YOUR EVERY MOVE POKE SOMEBODY'S FUCKING BRAINS OUT!Pelozurian (talk) 08:09, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
God, you guys are homogays, talking about poking each other. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 08:13, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
*pokes Dexter* —Pelozurian (talk) 08:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
*pokes Dexter as well* *shifty eyes* - Athyria 14:16, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
Hey, I'm the only homogay here. Paizuri is a poser.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 01:33, June 09 2010 UTC


I have more stupid questions (Made into a new section for the sake of length)

  • One, when you joined this... place... did you get an email saying 'welcome to uncyclopedia.org'? From wikia? o_O With something about a cabal? And when did you join? Mind, I'm only curious at this; it doesn't actually bear any relevance to anything, but... eh.
  • Two... how does one make a fancy signature?
  • Three... what was my other question? *shifty eyes* - Athyria 15:03, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
  1. Yes, I got an email from them when I joined. I made an account in August 2009, but I lost the password for it and made this one in September '09. There is no cabal.
  2. You can make a signature by creating the page User:Lyrithya/sig. Make sure it follows UN:SIG, and I can start it for you if you want.
  3. Your other question was regarding me and my rather large penis. I know. It's huge. —Pelozurian (talk) 01:19, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
    1. You did? Interesting... but even if there is no cabal (what's a cabal?), was there mention of one? And why couldn't you request a new password? And what makes you so sure there is no cabal? (And what's a cabal?)
    2. How do you fellas modify the timestamp formats?
    3. Why, how large is it? 1234~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:22, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
For # 2.) This may help Does this help?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  09 Jun 2010 ~ 04:29 (UTC)
  1. I couldn't request a new password because I didn't enter an email into the system when I signed up. There is no cabal. Don't worry about it at all, because it doesn't exist. The cabal, that is.
  2. You can modify your timestamp by going to your preferences, and in the signature box put in {{Subst:Nosubst|User:Lyrithya/sig}} <font color=""><small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}} (UTC)</small></font> and check the "custom signature" box below it. You don't have to make it small or a specific color, it was just an example.
  3. It really is quite large. If I had to estimate, I'd say it's at least long enough to tit-fuck 72 virgins in heaven at the same time. Also, FU edit conflict —Pelozurian (talk) 04:44, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
  1. Then how did you get an email? And besides, how does simply repeating the matter prove that there is no cabal? *puts on tinfoil hat*
  2. Thanks, both of you. That... actually, I think I got it. I guess. Wait... what about seconds? Any way to add those?
  3. What is tit-fucking? I'm sure I could find out elsewhere, but I want you to tell me. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100609 - 18:22 (UTC)
Wow, you ask a lot of questions...
  1. I entered an email for this account, so Wikia was able to send me one. And the simple fact is that there is no cabal. It just doesn't exist.
  2. Seconds are included in {{CURRENTTIME}}.
  3. See Wikipedia:Paizuri for the real meaning behind my username. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:41, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
For a late answer, changing the timestamp is usually a pretty huge pain, so that's probably the best one you'll get.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 07:14, June 09 2010 UTC
Apparently... if even this is so roundabout. *mutters*
Naw, this isn't a lot. A lot would be... well, a lot.
  1. Well, why not?
  2. ...are you sure?
  3. Meh, I wanted you to explain in your own words. That's just not the same.
Am I really annoying you, yet? If so, I can stop. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100609 - 19:31 (UTC)
2. Yes, just look at the timestamp in my signature.
3. Tit-fucking is the act of putting your penis between a womans breasts and letting her rub her boobies on it.
If your goal is to annoy me, you'll have to do a lot better than that. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:28, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
2. Your signature doesn't have seconds either. O_o
3. Hmm... damn. I just cannot think of anything particularily mocking to say to that. Blargle. So you like tit-fucking, do you?
If my goal was to annoy you, I would actually be trying. On that note, what do you find annoying? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100609 - 21:59 (UTC)
2. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
3. Yes, I do find that activity quite diverting.
Well, it really annoys me when girls want to talk to me. If you could find a girl (especially a hot one; I hate those) to talk to me, I'd really hate it. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:46, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
Why do I have this strange feeling that you're just saying that so I might find you one? And besides, how would someone like me find hot girls? Really. Think things through. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100610 - 02:22 (UTC)
I believe you described tit masturbation rather than tit fucking, in which you would do the actual moving in the relationship. Well lubed is good. You must live up to your name, and gift the women with many a necklace. Aleister 2:53 10 6 MMX
Sorry, I'm not good at describing things. Like, it's this kinda sorta problem-ish thingy I've had for...like...a while. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:06, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

Man, lately your talk page

...seems cooler than mine. You've got all this funny stuff and clever users and witty banter and (now) run on sentences and proper spellings and stuff and junk. I envy you, Coolmaster Paizuri! Let me know when Taco goes into production, unless it already has & then I already knew that. (Sorry about the edit conflict)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  09 Jun 2010 ~ 04:51 (UTC)

I HATE YOU I WILL NEVER EVER EVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT!! It's okayPelozurian (talk) 05:00, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
It's so nice to have a dedicated stalker fan again! Geah!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  09 Jun 2010 ~ 05:51 (UTC)
Geah! *knucklebump* —Pelozurian (talk) 06:02, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

I STILL AM NOT GETTING MY DUE POKING

I BELIEVE YOU ARE MISTAKEN GOOD SIR

How To: Survive the Titanic

or whatever the hell its called. Just wanted to let you know, I worked on this and think its fit to be released back into the wild. I'm running it through the pee review just to be sure. --John Lydon 19:49, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

You improved it a lot from what that IP originally wrote. Good job, but it has to be checked by an admin. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:29, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Taco

Punji-2
Step over here, and you will get poked, poked real good.

Maybe time to start up Taco, now or in a day or two, no huge hurry but put something on the page so we have a direction you want to go. Maybe you will dream the direction tonight, so be sure to have a pen and paper by your futon. Very exciting! What do you think of Chicken, ready to be peed upon? Greenies. Aleister 23:06 9 6 MMX

Yeah, I think it's time to piss on that chicken. Just don't hurt it; after all, it is a slave and a rape victim. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:53, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
Would you put it up? HELPME and some other guy were complaining that Funnybony and myself were putting too many pages on pee review, they called us out by name. I tried to find them, but they had gone into hiding by that time. Now when I put something up there it sits for weeks, gathering dust, and the pee reviewers come by and laugh at it. So if I put the page up it would go unreviewed until the equinox at the earliest. In any case, I'll mainspace it. Chicken. Aleister 2:23 10 6 MMX
p.s. Mainspaced, Chicken
p.s.s. And after reading your adoptee's new page I believe we have found next month's NOTM. Better than Toast. Hesheit is a natural in combining language and tempo.
I agree, he is an exceptionally good writer and wiki coder. Plus, he doesn't seem to be a sockpuppet like TOAST; no matter how much I love him and Anderson Cooper. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:08, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

Did you want to put chicken on pee review, or should we ask someone that the pee review people would respect, unlike you and I. Aleister 13:07 10 6 MMX

Heh, lol. To tell you the truth, I always skip over you and Funnyboy's articles... because I don't know how to review them, you know, not because I think you're scum (oh no, definitely not because I think you're scum). My exams will be over soon, and I plan to review at least 5 times per week while skipping over your articles. Now, Paizuri, on the other hand, is someone who inspires respect, and I'm sure that articles posted by him will get pee reviewed very quickly. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig16:50, Jun 10, 2010
It's because I got reaped by Sycamore, isn't it? —Pelozurian (talk) 20:04, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
If I were to pick any inactive Uncyclopedian I could get reaped by, it'd be Todd Lyons. Sycamore is like, number 6 or 7. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig09:38, Jun 11, 2010
Personally, I'd pick Dave. I mean, what a visionary...such a shame we lost him. —Pelozurian (talk) 09:41, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
Speaking of past admins, it's such a shame we lost CRUSHERBOT. I stumbled upon his log and laughed for 20 minutes. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig09:49, Jun 11, 2010
He'll be back in another five years when that generation's Dexter unleashes his wrath on Uncyclopedia once again. —Pelozurian (talk) 09:55, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
Hold on, what do you mean by that? And I'll have you know I can have CRUSHERBOT up and running whenever I get unbelievably bored. In fact, that's the only time he's on. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:45, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for finding and voting for Reinventing the Wheel, an article I consider one of my best pages, without me whoring it to you. The only person I whored it too was Hiatus, who notified me that she thought I was scum, and forgot that she had bought me a drink to celebrate it's conception. And if I had to be reaped by a past user, I'd pick Betty Boop, of course. Al 10:41 11 6 MMX

I thought HH was just a guy pretending to be a girl? And you're welcome, bud. —Pelozurian (talk) 19:10, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

your RV

Why are reverting the Titanic article it have this template on it

{{Rewrite/Hard}}


Page Vandal 21:50, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

Well, what you did was hardly a rewrite. All you did was delete most of the intro and remove all the categories. If you really want to improve it, try rewriting the whole article in accordance with HTBFANJS instead of doing what you did. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:23, 11 June 2010 (UTC)


Sir?!? Excuse me sir???

7079-main Are you enjoying the flight? Can I get you anything? Fluff your pillow? Cook your taco? Adjust your seating, airflow, overhead light or oxygen? Ok then, I salute you!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)

Even more stupid questions!

I'll come back when I remember them. *yawns extravagantly and passes out* ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100613 - 04:23 (UTC)

Oh, here's one. Any easy way to make it look like a crazy person scribbled out bits of an article?
And what is the second vector integral of a tauroid projected on your... um... nevermind. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100613 - 04:47 (UTC)
  1. You mean like this?
  2. Morg just caveman. Morg no get big words. --—Sah Paizure CUM DotM JotM FBotM VFH VFD FFS ZOMG ROFL WTF AAA (Tlak) 05:04, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
No, I mean like scribbling in every direction. And you Morg? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100613 - 14:41 (UTC)
  1. Oh, you can't do that in standard mediawiki.
  2. Yes --—Sah Paizure CUM DotM JotM FBotM VFH VFD FFS ZOMG ROFL WTF AAA (Tlak) 15:55, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
What's standard mediawiki? And what about unstandard?
Oh. Why you Morg?
And what's the order of uncyclopedia?
And can I nominate my own articles for VFD because I think they suck? (I think all my stuff sucks. *shifty eyes*)
Is there any right way to steal templates off wikipedia?
Do goats really make good lawnmowers?
How does one override Firefox's overridding of format overrides?
Do you like pie?
How does one make tildas on a UK keyboard?
And why the hell does vista keep changing my format to UK and then not letting me change it back?!
And how does one copy and paste with windows? O_o; Oh, blargle. -Lyrithya sometime later on the wrong damn operating system
Wikipedia:Mediawiki should answer that.
I Morg because that my name
The Order of Uncyclopedia page should tell you about it and the different ranks.
No, if you want to delete your articles you put them in QVFD with the comment "author's request." I don't recommend it though, because your articles are actually pretty good.
Copy and paste?
Yes, especially if you genetically enhance their teeth and claws to become extra extra razor laser sharp. You can send them after your neighbor, too (Damn you Mr. Morrison!!)
Oh, that's easy. You just...um...ehhhhh?
no i haet pai he sux crappy crapy shitballs
I wouldn't know, as I'm American and I favour the Americanese keyboards.
Because it hates you.
Highlight, give it a doughnut, right-click, scratch its balls, copy, sacrifice ten virgins, and paste. --—Sah Paizure CUM DotM JotM FBotM VFH VFD FFS ZOMG ROFL WTF AAA (Tlak) 23:06, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

That's what you get for adopting an interesting and intelligent newborn. Why is the sky blue? Are we there yet? Where do doggies come from? Welcome to parenthood! (And L., if you try to huff your very good articles I will stomp and throw a tantrum) Aleister 23:58 13 6 MMX

The sky is blue because...oh, Aleister, I didn't see you there! (HELP ME) --—Sah Paizure CUM DotM JotM FBotM VFH VFD FFS ZOMG ROFL WTF AAA (Tlak) 01:13, June 14, 2010 (UTC)
What?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 01:37, June 14 2010 UTC
I come on little cats feet. Al 2:21 14 6 MMX
I need you both to take care of little Lyrithya while I'm out drinking partying studying. --—Sah Paizure CUM DotM JotM FBotM VFH VFD FFS ZOMG ROFL WTF AAA (Tlak) 07:54, June 14, 2010 (UTC)


  1. Hmm... I got distracted by the flower. Or a flower... there may have been others, but I did not get that far.
  2. Why that your name?
  3. Well, it didn't. Ranks, yes. But thing itself, not really.
  4. Ooooo. I'll do that if I ever write anything. And what are you talking about? I haven't written anything yet.
  5. So I just copy and paste all of the template and the templates called by the templates and the other templates and the...?
  6. What, did Morrison do that?
  7. Eh?
  8. As opposed to non-crappy shitballs?
  9. Ooo, irony! Wait, this is a humour site, innit? Dammit, I keep forgetting.
  10. Yes.


The sky is blue because of the angles of light... different frequencies pass through the atmosphere differently (or not at all) so that what we see is what comes through - happens to be blue.
No, no, no. Wrong question. How long have we been there yet?
Doggies come from a horrible place in West Jersey. See, the farmers plant their doggy trees and after a fertile season, little doggies fall off... only most of them of late have been going bad. So there are these vampiric doggies running everywhere...

Sorry, couldn't resist. And don't worry, Al... I won't delete my articles. Mostly because I'll probably never get around to writing them.

And 'take care'? That sounds ominous... like smothering babies. *suspicious look*

And if I'm 'interesting and intelligent' then I have to wonder what most of the folks are like to make me seem thus by comparison... I mean, not enough to go look, but there is some curiosity.

~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100614 - 15:59 (UTC)
2. Morg my name because it my name
3. Ranks is pretty much all there is to it.
4. Don't you lie to me!!
5. Yes.
6. We did it to each other.
7. Qua?
8. Mhm, regular shitballs are fine.
9. No, we are a humor site, not a "humour" site. Whatever that is.

You're very interesting and intelligent compared to most of us. Especially Modus and Mhaille; I don't think they've even begun to grasp the concept of humor yet. Not even close to sysopping here. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:40, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Wait, my dictionary doesn't even have an entry for "humor".....WFT? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
That's weird. What are you, British or something? *snicker*Pelozurian (talk) 12:04, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
Its not a fucking Snicker, its a Marathon you bastard... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Sorry, you lost me. —Pelozurian (talk) 19:41, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
Funny, my dictionary doesn't have an entry for either of those... and I swear, if this computer could be any slower, it would turn into a... really , really slow thing? O_o ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100621 - 04:04 (UTC) 04:04, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
You mean like my cousin's acting career? —Pelozurian (talk) 04:08, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*computer crashes* ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100621 - 04:51 (UTC) 04:51, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Hahaha! You sir, have a fine career ahead of you/ —Pelozurian (talk) 04:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Hey Paizuri

You may not know this already, but at your preferences you can enable a qvfd function so you don't need to copypaste the title every single time. It's somewhere in the "Gadgets" section. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:18, 18 June 2010

I actually already have that enabled, but it doesn't work on my browser. Does it work on Firefox or Safari? —Pelozurian (talk) 13:20, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
It works on Firefox. Not sure about Safari. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:44, 18 June 2010
I guess I'll try one of those then. Thanks, Socky! —Pelozurian (talk) 19:43, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
I just found out about this QVFD button last week. Why didn't you tell me about it? /me sniffs--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 08:18, June 18 2010 UTC

new welcome thingy

thank you for welcoming myself. i'm trying to fit in here, but still stay humble, so i will type in all tiny letters for now. can you tell me what to do first, and can i just start to edit without asking you first. and what does you name mean, are you italian/ ok, i guess that's it. nice meeting you. nolly

hi paizuri im new 2 and i would like to thanks you for the welcome but i dont speak englsh good either so i'l make this short: go fuk himself faggot --AyatollahMeow

Something totally random

Awhile ago you told me "That's crazy, "my period!" Bitch. They'll fuck your father!" in Spanish. I put that into a bunch of different languages and then back to English and here's what came out: "What game hooked me! "They will bitch and fuck your father!"

Language barriers will always be the funniest thing. Ever.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 09:17, June 18 2010 UTC

Si, estoy de acuerdo. Las barreras de linguas siempre va a querer a chupar sus huevos. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:28, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

Just Learning

wanted to contribute to the site so i am trying to save that page it is still saveable. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lordarcadian (talk • contribs)

I already put it up for deletion, but you can copy what you have into your userspace here: User:Lordarcadian/Democratic so you can keep working on it if it's deleted. I'll go ahead and do that for you. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

thanks Lordarcadian 05:26, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

Yup. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:34, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

am working on a fresh topic giving democracy a rest Lordarcadian 19:06, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

Alright, cool. Let me know if you need any help with it. —Pelozurian (talk) 19:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

So far I'm getting the hang of it been seeing how other people do things from the edit page. my spelling is good but grammar still needs help feel free to give advice am new to the format Lordarcadian 19:50, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

its nearly done jus needs finishing touches what do you think? Lordarcadian 23:43, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

It's a great first effort, although it could use a spellcheck towards the end. I fixed up your intro a bit and put a {{Proofread}} tag on it so hopefully someone else will fix it up. :) —Pelozurian (talk) 00:10, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
I think I'm going to review that article sometime soon, so could you not edit it once I (or someone else) actually claims it? It just gets a bit confusing. Thanks, and remember to indent your comments using a : before them. (Add 1 more after every comment like this:)

Hi. --A user

Hello. --Another user
How are you doing? --The first user
Quite well, thanks. --That second user
You should both just drop dead. Asshole third user.
No u! --Incredibly smart and well-endowed fourth user

:)--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 02:23, June 21 2010 UTC

wow that is just nifty. ok i will stop editing it. Lordarcadian 02:28, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Fix'd! —Pelozurian (talk) 03:37, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

*cough*

/gives evil stare ~ Readmesoon 16:59, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

*stares back intently*Pelozurian (talk) 18:41, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
/blushes ~ Readmesoon 04:59, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
*bats eyelashes*Pelozurian (talk) 05:03, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
/bitch slaps
that's it, git over 'ere. i saw you make an edit ¬ ¬ ~ Readmesoon 05:05, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Bleh. I'm kinda busy here right now, but I'll see if I can squeeeeeze you guys in. /me writes down reservation in notebookPelozurian (talk) 05:12, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
tl;dr, something about cocks i suppose. i mean, this is uncyclopedia. ~ Readmesoon 05:21, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
8====D ~ ~ ~ ~ LOL COCKS —Pelozurian (talk) 05:23, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
OH GAWD, MY PURE, CHRISTIAN EYES!
but lolno, screw that, god is layme; also, ?pedia is awfully empty of activity ~ Readmesoon 05:25, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O: --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 05:28, June 21 2010 UTC

OH MY GAWD
This just in: uncyc is full of gay pervs! wait, that's no news ~ Readmesoon 05:32, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Better gay pervs (which i am one) than no one at all. :P —Pelozurian (talk) 05:34, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
hey, ?pedia has our fair share of users, one of them being gay (which i am one) and the vast amount of the british ones being pervs ~ Readmesoon 05:36, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
I kid, I kid. :) But yeah. Illogicopedia. I'll mos def try to squeeze it in sometime. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:39, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
whoa, a simple cough turns into an elongated discussion involving cocks and spoof wikis ~ Readmesoon 05:44, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, but the cough obviously implied cocks and spoof wikies. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:45, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
i see what you mean, "cough" and "cocks" use consonance, or something~ Readmesoon 05:50, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
They rhyme, that's for sure. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:52, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
no, rhyme is similar sounds at the end of the words, in this case the "f" sound and the "k" sounds are not the same. it is consonance, the repeating of vowel sounds within multiple words, so hah ~ Readmesoon 05:59, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Cocks. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:00, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
long cocks walk along strong bong cons. consonance. ~ Readmesoon 06:02, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
And GOD brought back the margin.... —Pelozurian (talk) 06:06, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
and ?pedia hasn't been changed yet ~ Readmesoon 06:07, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Right. That. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:08, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

oh, shit ~ Readmesoon 06:12, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

C
O
C
K
S
Pelozurian (talk) 06:18, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
Where ~ Readmesoon 06:22, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Over there —Pelozurian (talk) 06:37, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
(Behind the thing.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  21 Jun 2010 ~ 06:39 (UTC)
Yes. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:41, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
But the things isn't over there, it's over there /points to another spot ~ Readmesoon 15:36, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
No no no, it's not over there, it's over....there.Pelozurian (talk) 18:37, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
there schmere, it's all about brazil ~ Readmesoon 18:39, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
It's all about your mom. OMGWTFPWND!!!11!1!11!!!1 —Pelozurian (talk) 18:41, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
feck, i was effectively fishwiped by an uncyclops. ~ Readmesoon 19:00, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
i c wat u did thar —Pelozurian (talk) 19:04, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
icee? mmmm ~ Readmesoon 20:03, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

This

Stalking John Lydon
has been watching you and noticed you voted for Stalker to be Featured.

Now he doesn't have to kill you.

You're so mean

Don't you think you're being a bit harsh with some of your QVFD's? I think you should try ICU'ing some of the articles that don't suck as much. Then again, I'm stupid and ugly.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 09:53, June 22 2010 UTC

Yes, yes you are. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:54, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Well-Oiled Birds

Thanks way too much for your vote on Well-Oiled Birds. That was a great page to work with and write, and Guildy coming to do the collab, etc. etc., lots of magic at play with this one (even if. . .). How did you like the tie-in with the youtube vid? Found that after everything was in place. Aleister 00:40 23 6 MMX

WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.

YOU EDIT CONFLICTED ME. HATE HEAT HAT. I DO NOT LOVE YOU, Ethine sig 

Here we go again... —Pelozurian (talk) 04:34, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
You know it's un-insightful comments like that that make me angry. We're not fiends now either!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  23 Jun 2010 ~ 04:42 (UTC)
You're not a fiend now? That's a surprise. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:44, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
You're not now either, I revoked it in the above statement. Duh! (We still friends though, you're cool.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jun 2010 ~ 02:10 (UTC)

Thank you for the welcome

And I would like to once again apologise for the mess I've caused. There's no one who wants this thing over with as much as I do. I really want my life back. Tony Hayward 08:34, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

You could start by not editing Uncyclopedia. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:37, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
But I enjoy the type of humour you guys employ here. It's really quite a fun site to browse while hiding out in my secret mansion in the countryside. --Tony Hayward 08:41, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
I don't suppose you'd divulge the exact location of this mansion, sir? —Pelozurian (talk) 08:43, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
Yes. But then I'd have to kill you. >_> --Tony Hayward 08:46, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
*sigh* Fair enough. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:47, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
I'm so sorry. I really just want my life back, you see. But the damn Gulf of mexico is just leaking too much oil. --Tony Hayward 09:04, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
Hey, that gulf is named after my heritage. Viva Mexico and stuff. —Pelozurian (talk) 09:07, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
I am a firm believer that it is gods oil. Who are we to dispute were he wants it. he was here first.   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  20:24, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
That is so true! He bought all this after the bank dumped it to get a bunch of foreclosures off their books.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jun 2010 ~ 02:12 (UTC)

Gulf of Tantra

Tantra-Thanks

Where the fuck do you think you're going?

Get the fuck back here!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 11:17, Jun 24 2010 UTC

and why are you wearing clothes? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Pee Review

I FINALLY got my article pee reviewed, but it is NOT auspicious at all: I've done major overhauls, getting rid of the lame sections and the long lists, and now acquiring some new images to put on for better quality. I left a message in my talk page, but seeing as there is no response I decided to leave it here --Romaioktonos 16:12, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Glad to hear you're taking the advice from the Pee Review, I couldn't have worded it better myself. Good job, Hiatus. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:36, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

A little thank you

“Thank you for moving my template,thank you.”
~ TheSmasherTeam on Paizuri
You're welcome...no need to use the quote template, but whatever floats your boat. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:48, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:20, 24 June 2010

Are you online?

Are you here? In here, in the computer? Are you online? Aleister 3:55 28 6 MMX

Nope. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:05, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

need some help here

i made a new article from scratch and i was just wondering if that work in progress thing still applies if you delete it.. do they still come and look at it? i just have no idea how to make the article official.. sorry i know im ubernoob-Harpman

I don't quite understand your question. You can't delete your own articles; was it deleted by an admin? The {{Construction}} or {{WIP}} templates should keep it safe for 7 days while you edit it. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:20, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Well i finished it three days after i put it there... so i deleted the WIP, what i was wondering is if they still check it or they just ignore it and it sits there... i have absolutely no experience editing here so i dont know much The preceding unsigned comment was added by Harpman (talk • contribs)

They can't still check it if you took the tag off, because it's no longer in the Work in Progress category; so it should be safe now. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:01, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Alright cool thanks for the info-Harpman

Anytime. :) —Pelozurian (talk) 01:31, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Code lyoko

I noticed you went through the Code Lyoko article and princes out the other characters and episode list. I thought those were the best parts. Could you please put them back. Thx.

Sorry, but the article was put up for deletion, and in order to save it I had to cut out most of the list. UN:LIST will explain the general attitude towards long lists here. —Pelozurian (talk) 19:34, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Well-Oiled Thanks

I'd like to thank you, on behalf of myself and Aleister, for voting for our article. Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:32, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

I'm pissed that I have to thank YOU

Piss

Thanks!

I, HELPME, thank you for voting me to be ROTM for June 2010. Your support is appreciated. Now that I have ROTM, I have an excuse to do nothing, so I'm even happier!

My master procrastination plan is working! YES!!!

So, fuck thank you.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 01:37, July 01 2010 UTC

That's right, own up. You know you have to. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

All the news that's unfit to print!

--ChiefjusticePS3 12:23, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

"You there, young boy in the street!"

"would you mind giving this to Paizuri when you have the chance? Thanks!"



-- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 17:08 EST 1 July, 2010

Also, get your ass into the June collaboration, so far its just been me and Happy. We need another author to help bring the article to a good conclusion. Could you lend us a hand at some point today? -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 06:08 EST 2 July, 2010
Sure, but I don't really know the theme of the article yet. I'll look at it as soon as I finish this UnNews I'm writing. —Pelozurian (talk) 10:13, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
I collaborated on an article once.....good time, man, good times.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I made fun of you...

... in the Taco "history", just like your real parents would.
(I found it to be more rewarding than a "thanks for contributing" message.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Jul 2010 ~ 19:24 (UTC)
Yes you did! Fuck you very much, Happytimes! —Pelozurian (talk) 22:40, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
hello again   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  00:45, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
Hola senor! Welcome back to our humble abode. —Pelozurian (talk) 01:18, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
you now how it is internet porn takes alot of effort   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  03:48, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, you have like, actually type it in, with like...words...and then the damn computer takes like, a whole eighth of a minute just to find the frackin sites. And then, you gotta pull your cock in an up-down motion for like, the longest time while you get aroused. It's pretty worth it at the end though. —Pelozurian (talk) 09:33, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

writing help

how do I center things (text) and create texboxes and other things I know how to do thing's like Example and Example, can you write a list like on the berginers guide? from NeuroticNinjaPirate666 16:38, July 4, 2010 (UTC)

To center things, simply put your text in between the <center></center> tags. I don't know about textboxes, that's probably more advanced coding and thus a better question for this guy; and yes you can write lists, but they are strongly discouraged. See UN:LIST for what we generally think of lists here. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:44, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

????

Am trying to fix the rough edges on this text box California State University   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  22:44, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

oh heres a funny pic
Badtoy
OMG! RACIST! AAAAAAAA!Pelozurian (talk) 22:52, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
it was really in the store!   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  22:54, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
OMG! RACISTS! AAAAAAAA!Pelozurian (talk) 22:56, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
The Racist StoreTM? I do all my orphan shopping there (but they only take certified Aryan cash).  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  07 Jul 2010 ~ 00:00 (UTC)

Thank you, a few small questions...

thank you for my welcome,

I'm new but I pick up things really fast, you can probably tell that from my user page, and the fact that I already got my custom sig kind off going. My question is how do you make sure a page is not vandalized every three seconds, I ask since I keep on reverting a certain page back since an anonymous user keeps on blanking it.

Now something that bothers me is my signature, perhaps you could help, If I use 3 tildes its ok, if I use 4 it displays the time a second time. Also I need some help adding the talk link to my sig, could really use help in that. -- Hard to port!!! Kamariel Icons-flag-pi 05:25, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

  1. You can list the vandal IP on Ban Patrol so an admin will block them, or if there's multiple IPs vandalizing it you can request an admin to semi-protect a page by contacting them on their talkpage.
  2. You have to use three tildes because you use a modified timestamp; I use three tildes too so it's all good. :) And to link to your talkpage, put User talk:Kamariel somewhere in your sig and modify it as you like. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:46, 7 July 2010 (UTC)


I have questions, too! And I may have already asked them, but if I did, it means your initial answers weren't good enough.

  1. Can I qvfd my sock?
  2. Why does qvfd give me the willies? And how exactly do I use it? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100708 - 05:44 (UTC)

Wait a second this is my section, but i'll share cause i'm nice... Hey Paizuri how come i can't edit ban patrol to add people or vote in VFD... Is it:

A- I'm really dumb B-I'm too new.... C- you have a better answer that i so want to hear.

Also how is my sig looking? -- Hard to port!!! Kamariel Icons-flag-pi 05:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Bah, the title fit my purpose, too. And yes, you're too new. Need to wait four days before becoming an autoconfirmed whatmabobber to edit the protectitoidy thingies and why the hell am I still not writing that damned thing I assured no-one in particular I would write and why am I still blathing around on random people's userpages and... urg... *passes out* ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100708 - 06:01 (UTC)
Yeah, you need to wait for four days to edit QVFD, BP,and VFD.
Oh ok, thanks and *pokes Lyrithya* you ok? Well how is sig coming along, I got pirate flag!!-- Hard to port!!! Kamariel Icons-flag-pi 06:14, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Muchas gracias Lyrithya for filling in for me while my internet was out for a day. You just earned yourself a cookie! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
And Kamariel, your sig looks pretty good so far. Hopefully you'll stick around and help fill in the void left by many of our recently-departed users... —Pelozurian (talk) 09:19, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

Signpost: normal service resumed

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:01, Jul 9

Re:Nonsensopedia

Yeah, I know this guy. He was a King of Nonsensopedia! Is there any Uncyclopedian who doesn't know him? :) Grue Jammy Grue is coming to you! Be careful!

Probably not, he tried to manipulate awards several times here with people from the Polish Uncyc before winning Useless Gobshite of the Month. ;) —Pelozurian (talk) 23:44, 9 July 2010 (UTC)


Guess what?

I made this as a response for that. (Now I feel all YOUTUBEy, ick!)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  09 Jul 2010 ~ 23:44 (UTC)

Forsooth, nasty villian! Verily you have stolen from a respected member of our society and taken credit for his hard labour, you devil!
...Congratulations, for you are really and truly a veritable Member of the Order now! Huzzah! —Pelozurian (talk) 23:56, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
I deeply, really and truly fell honored. Huzzahs all around!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Jul 2010 ~ 01:25 (UTC)
Stolen and violated, aye, violated at happytimes's whim and until his passion waned. Since I loved my page so, and see it duplicated and dressed in new clothes, the only remedy may be to vfh Mr. Time's page and we shall share the inevitable feature, with appropriate linkage to the parent page. Aleister 1:38 10 7
Double Huzzahs all around twice!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Jul 2010 ~ 02:06 (UTC)
I triple that notion, good sirs! We can all share the glory of feature-tude. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:50, 10 July 2010 (UTC)


now thats funny

was just playing around   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  04:42, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

Your sig

I think its broken, theres a dancing condom following me on every page you sign. Im not sure if that is a violation of the sig rules, so is it supposed to be that way? Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 04:46, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

I did that to his sig i took it back off was just trying to see if it really would do that   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  04:49, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
Now your sex is no longer safe.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Jul 2010 ~ 04:50 (UTC)
you got to appreciate the irony of the infected dancing condom   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  04:52, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
As much as I support safe sex... —Pelozurian (talk) 04:53, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
besides i saw you were welcoming people so i knew you were using it alot  The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  04:54, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
True, I was raping quite a few new users and I haven't used any protection in...well...ever. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:59, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Internet Memes

So you agreed with me on that Internet Memes should have a total rewrite, wanna work on it together, or would you rather just take it and through it on my shoulders, make me carry it up a hill that is covered in shattered glass, make me jump a 1000foot high cliff and then swim across a toxic filled ocean to find out i went the wrong way...in other words make me do it myself. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Happymonkey39 (talk • contribs)

I'd love to help, but unfortunately I'm not able to get on Uncyc as much as I used to. I'll try to help you as much as possible though if you like. :) —Pelozurian (talk) 23:55, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
Aight i completely understand, how bout this, you start it off, maybe make the first paragraph and a quote or two, and ill do the rest, or would you rather me start it? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Happymonkey39 (talk • contribs)
Sure, I can do that. Was there a specific theme you wanted to go for, or did you just want a typical encyclopedic-style entry on it? —Pelozurian (talk) 06:17, 11 July 2010 (UTC)
Hmm...well Internet Memes is a realy important article, so i would say a typical encyclopedic, with the uncylopedia touch if you know what i mean. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Happymonkey39 (talk • contribs)
Okay, kewlz. Remember to sign your posts with 4 tildes (~~~~) by the way. —Pelozurian (talk) 16:41, 11 July 2010 (UTC)
Actually, that could make a neat signature... have it always say that when signing. O_o ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100712 - 17:16 (UTC)
You mean like this? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) Remember to sign your posts with 4 tildes! (~~~~) 22:31, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
No, nevermind. I was too unspecific and now I don't care anymore. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 03:37 (UTC)
Wth...i signed those -_-"...thats just weird. Funny thing is i was thinking of doing the same thing as lythria. meaning it says:

—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Happymonkey39 (talk • contribs)

...--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:13, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Unfortunately, I think someone else already beat us to it... except they had it so that it had the un part of unsigned crossed out. Or was I imagining things again? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 04:34 (UTC)
Not sure, never seen it before. I thought i was just clever!--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:45, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, Sawblade5 and Projectmayhem666 have those kinda sigs. Projectmayhem hasn't been here in a while, though. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:01, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
Clever is an illusion propagated by the fallacious notion that ideas can be 'good'. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 05:41 (UTC)

SEX! SEX! SEX!

Now that I have your attention, how do I become a admin? NeuroticNinjaPirate666 21:29, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

You should probably check out this forum topic, for tips on becoming an admin. Love, Ethine sig 
What she said, but in a cracking teenage boy voice. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 22:39, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
Why would anyone want to be an admin of something? Unless it's a tree... trees are nice. But seriously... actually, I really want a tree right now.
Perhaps I'll go into the woods and dig one up... yes, yes... I shall go into the woods and dig up a tree. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 02:27 (UTC)
And thanks to Lyrithya, just as I'm about to sign off, my biggest laugh of the day. Aleister 2:51 13 7
Vote for him July 2010 plz. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 03:07, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I keep forgetting I'm supposed to be pestering you with a slew of dumb questions

And I also seem to be bored out of my wits right now, but that's not the point. I have not been keeping up with an arbitrary quota of dumnity.

  1. What's this button do?
  2. Is there anything against AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!? Agh! Get it off! Get it off!
  3. What's the deal with the sandwiches? And why the hell is sandwich spelled like that?
  4. Seriously, can I qvfd my sock? And the rubbish articles created by it...
  5. Why are computers so damn confusing?
  6. Where were you last night?
  7. Why are some people so presumptuous? I'd say who, but they scare me.
  8. Why are there so few ladyfolk around here?
  9. Is HELPME really stalking you?
  10. Why won't this large mosquito just leave me alone and bugger off?
  11. What's with the button that summons a large, ravenous fanged ham, anyhow?
  12. What is the modern capital of Slovakia?

I guess that'll do for now... ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 03:25 (UTC)

  1. It does nothing. Do NOT push it.
  2. Yes.
  3. Blame your Anglo-Saxon ancestors for that.
  4. No.
  5. Because they're secretly trying to kill you.
  6. I was finding out your home address so I can go there and surprise you with a cock cake.
  7. Tch! I don't need to answer that, peasant.
  8. Because they're all scared off by our awesomeness.
  9. Yes. It's a problem he has.
10-12: You're out of quarters! Come back after you get some more. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 03:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*comes back* I just attacked a vending machine with a crowbar. This enough quarters? *wonders vaguely how to simulate a talkpage covered in quarters* ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 04:13 (UTC)
That's perfect! Just insert the quarters into the slot on the side of my talkpage and we shall resume the questioning. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:23, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
Capital, my good man. Now if this will just... oh, deary me. Why, there seems to be a bit of a bind, here - the slot is jammed. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 04:45 (UTC)
Oh lawdy. Did you try forcing it in? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:46, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
Forcing? Well, I do have this nice crowbar... now why did I not think of that?
(Later) Um, yes. It seems the problem has only expanded. You see, I tried using the crowbar, and now of all the bloody things my crowbar is jammed in your slot! Have you ever heard of such a silly thing? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 04:49 (UTC)
Ridiculous! I suppose we'll have to get your evil twin to come get it out. ATHYRIAAAAA!fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 22:30, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't drag her into it! I'll... I'll... I'll do anything, just leave her out of this! ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 01:09 (UTC)
Why, what's wrong with her? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 02:56, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, what's wrong with me, idiot? Athyria 02:56, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
AAAAAAAAAAAA! *runs screaming into the night* ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 02:59 (UTC)

Oh fuck, oh shit, oh damn, you dragged her out. Ah, hello Athyria? Ah, how have you been? Aleister few minutes later

I'm good! Slaughter your family I havent been outside Nuke the Whitehouse in a long Swine Flu time. Athyria 03:08, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
Why does it look like I am the only one that is semi-sane here.. is sanity not included? -- Hard to port!!! Kamariel Icons-flag-pi 18:58, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
Sorry, but if you were sane, I doubt you'd be here. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 19:10 (UTC)
No, sanity is one of the few things that does not come with an Uncyclopedia account. You'll lose it (or what's left of it) soon enough just like the rest of us. HeeheeheehohohohahahaGEHEHEHAHHAHHAAfj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 20:15, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Hmmm...


I thought the answers to #6 & #8 would be the same. Silly me. (P.S. Lyrithya welcome to UN:PS, I'll get around to welcoming you proper someday after I chastise HELPME.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Jul 2010 ~ 06:01 (UTC)
I don't know if that was a compliment or an insult. Maybe the dancing pickle in the pirate hat can tell me. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:30, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
Oo, what did he do this time? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 06:55 (UTC)
He probably went off and had a gay love affair with Orian. Homo. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:33, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
Well, it was a compliment... until that comment. Now it's dancing banana rageina pirate hat!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 00:36 (UTC)
Oh, that's a banana? o_O ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 01:16 (UTC)
Yepina pirate hat!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 02:48 (UTC)
O_____o ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 05:04 (UTC)

Scuse me

It seems that you've removed an ICU tag placed on the Tosh article that chief placed originally? And later removed the fix tag as well? To be clear on that - as soon as an ICU tag is placed, if you haven't placed it you don't remove it. Same goes with the fix tag. Both of them enter the maintenance queue and by removing them and move the article into an unnecessary vote at VFD you've extended the life of that piece by quite some time. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:59, July 13, 2010 (UTC)

I removed the ICU tag because I thought it would never be checked since so many IPs were editing it, and then I figured a fix wouldn't even be necessary because the page is just so bad. Sorry if I screwed up the maintnance thingy in the process. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 00:04, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
It's OK, next time you think someone is playing around with the ICU, just drop an admin a line. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:06, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, I'll be sure to do that. :] —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 00:08, 14 July 2010 (UTC)


does u leik mudkipz?

So bassically there was this major MAJOR pokemon nerd that was either in late high school or early collage, i don't remember. Anyways he was such a nerd he woul come to school dressed up as Ash, and sometimes even pokemon. This guy also had a messed up voice, so it was clear he was mentally impaired. So one day on of the "cool kids" of the school walks up to the guy with a mudkip doll, and then mocks his voice by saying "do you leik mudkipz?". The guy they screamed YES! and proceeded to grab the mudkip doll and start humping it in the middle of the hallway. A lady tried to grab the doll and was then bitten...that's basically it. So do you leik mudkipz?--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 21:28, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

I played Pokemon all day today....--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 11:00, July 14 2010 UTC
If you played it "all day" then how did you write that comment "today"?--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:21, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
Silly, when he "played" it he typed that message with the other hand.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 02:47 (UTC)
Ahh, it all makes sense now.--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:21, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
Are you sure that's accurate? Sounds made up to me. But then again so is everything on this site, so it might just fit in perfectly. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:09, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
its sounds pretty bs doesn't it. It probably was made up, but who cares, that considered the story and it's funny as hell! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:28, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Utter Rubbish

I'm writing an article that is utter rubbish. What would be a good way to find out for certain if my assessment is correct? I have two ideas, but I'm afraid to say them out text and thus would prefer to steal yours instead. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 06:34 (UTC)

UN:PEEfj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:47, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
Merp. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 06:55 (UTC)
Boop!fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:57, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
Before I waste some pisser's time with a review, could you tell me if it's even worth getting reviewed? Or should I just write an actual article? I really should, shouldn't I... ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 07:10 (UTC)
I thought it was hilarious, but kinda long. It needs pictures too. But definitely do not replace it with an actual article. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:12, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
...oh. Hmm. Okay. *cowers* ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 07:20 (UTC)
What, is there a giant tentacle monster behind me? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:25, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
Er... is there? *panics*

In completely unrelated news (although it regards rubbish) is there any way to sort articles by date? I need to find a HowTo written approximately a year ago, but I forgot what it was or was about or even contained, and for all I know it's been deleted. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 07:40 (UTC)

So you don't know anything about this article other than when it was written? The only thing you can do is trudge through Category:HowTo and see if it's in there somewhere. Or you could spontaneously remember everything and everyone lives happily ever after. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:49, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
Ugh... Or I could spontaneously forget everything and also live happily ever after. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 08:05 (UTC)
Okay, but just don't forget the best dad you ever had. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 08:10, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
I dunno; my cat was a pretty good dad. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 15:32 (UTC)
Well why dontcha go marry him then??fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 20:15, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

Cervix

Hi! =) Please stop distubing the cervix-article. /Panzer_Siddhartha

Odd... this is a wiki, last I checked. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 15:39 (UTC)
To be honest, it looks much prettier without those bad quotes at the top and that section header at the beginning. Quotes generally don't add to anything unless they're really good, and you should focus more on adding to the actual article (hence the {{Stub}}). —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 20:13, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

You, Sir, are a gentleman and some other stuff

Villianc My plans for world domination are nearly complete now that HowTo:Survive the Titanic was featured!Thank you for your part in bringing about the end of the world.

I WANNA COOKIE!!!

Give me a cookie award pleaze!!! NeuroticNinjaPirate666 21:05, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Ask and you shall recieve. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:13, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
Not really. Aleister stole em all. You'll have to make you're own sorry. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 21:23, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
(Don't tell Ally, but I actually snuck a few while he wasn't looking.)fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:26, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
(/sneaks up, takes those few, eats a couple and sneaks out with the rest) Al moments later
jus cuz im still a hi-schoolr dosnt meen u can abuze me liek dat :( —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:49, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
/There is no answer, but the sound of munching is heard. munch munch munch, swallow, munch 21:55 15 7
Well if you're gonna be like that.../me starts eating Ally's birthday cakefj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:58, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

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