User talk:Paizuri/Archive 2

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edit RAPE

That is all. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:51, 27 Jan

Damn, you're fast... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:59, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
That's what SHE said! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:05, 28 Jan
That's what HE said! lolololol!!!!1!!!1!11!! —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 00:12, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
That's what.... Oh, nevermind.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 07:00 (UTC)
That's face. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 07:10, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
...your face's face!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 07:18 (UTC)
Your mom's face! —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 07:22, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
Your, uh, You're, ah, erm, You... suck....  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 07:25 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 28th January 2010

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edit Hey Sexy

Girl Scout Thanks

luv u

Thanks for the vote. --ThinmintThinmintThinmintWould you like a cookie, sir? ThinmintThinmintThinmint 20:04,31January,2010

edit I LIKE PIE!!!

Yo! You know me Mr. E?--I LIKE PIE!!! 20:28, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, look. I know you're pretty young and all so I'm gonna be blunt: this site is not a chatroom. I mean, it's okay to talk to other users here, but that shouldn't be the only thing you do here. Why don't you get started by clicking on the random article link (I believe right no it says "free euroipod") and edit something, anything. If you'd like, i can adopt you (not literally) to help you out further. Don't be afraid to edit outside of people's talkpages, or ask me for adoption if you need any further instructions. I'd hate to see you get infinibanned... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 22:14, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

Um, hi. I lefted a note for I_LIKE_PIE!!! you might like to read. That is all.
Er, well almost. If you'd like to co-adopt the little bugger let me know.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 Feb 2010 ~ 10:52 (UTC)

I'M TEN YEARS OLD AND I'M NOT A BOOGER!!! OK, I'll chat AND work on editing other stuff too.--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:25, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Barack Obama

Thank you for defending the article. Yes, "His Royal Highness" was a bit much. Even Osama was a little much, but we let it stand. Now, I rolled back the last three changes from "Christhi" today--They changed the caption of the final photo to more explicitly tell a joke that was obvious anyway. I did not roll back his first 5 edits of the day. They changed the caption of the illustration in Section 7. This too is stating it too explicitly, and perhaps putting into words an explicitly anti-Obama bias. What do you think? Spıke Ѧ  01:49 1-Feb-10

edit Thank you!!

edit Hey.

I feel like it was kinda my fault you got the block (Even if only for 2 hours) and...sorry.. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 00:32, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

DONT YOU FUCKING TALK TO ME YOU BASTARD I FUCKNG HAET HATE HAT YOU --Nah, it's all good 01:35, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
And the guy moved his vote and orphaned my comments in the Keep box and Mr.N. chewed my ass out! Leaves a trail of destruction wherever he goes, I'd say. Nah, no hard feelings, I'm lying on my back and wondering how I got called for the foul. But it's cool.
Hey guys, Mr. N. has unprotected Undead again so we can resume playing. Spıke Ѧ  02:17 2-Feb-10

Why gave me my official father-son chewing out (A nice and decent one, thank you) for the whole VFD issue- I should probably try to cause less trouble. Nah. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 02:23, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

I'm happy to answer any questions you guys have. I'm off to bed now, so leave em on my talk page if you want... But remember that UN:BP QVFD and VFD are kinda the three serious pages in this place where we have to be a bit more strict with otherwise the whole thing turns to pot... If you choose to "play" there from time to time the edges on the signs might be a bit sharp, especially if people don't read them properly or understand the reasoning behind why they are there. Have fun with Undead. Hope you can fix it. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:31, Feb 2
I love BP because I like seeing retards go down. But I should be more careful with VFD, I guess. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 02:49, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Hahaha, you got banned. Nub. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:41, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

No u —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 04:17, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

edit Thing

This thing:

Newcookie MrN9000 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Is for that time you were cool about that thing which happened because of that thing which happened over at that place. Yea. That thing. Anyway... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:32, Feb 2

Whoah, that was unexpected. Thank you! And don't worry about that thing, it's totally cool. :D —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 15:17, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

edit VFD: UnNews:Revolutionary 4-stroke engine runs on screaming

What the Count is saying ("There can be only one") is that we already have AAAAAAAAA!, which is exactly the same joke. I objected to it some time ago, because it's hardly an encyclopedia article, but was reminded that the goal is to be funny, not really to be an encyclopedia. However, there can be only one. Spıke Ѧ  21:06 2-Feb-10

I know that; I just like the article. Not to mention one of our admins wrote it... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:04, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 4th February 2010

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edit Fullmetal Alchemist

Thanks for the guidance, Pelargonium, and I would be really appreciative if you could help me. Evilgidgit 22:12, February 5, 2010 (UTC)

All right, I'll work on it whenever I can. Let me know if I write something you don't like, since it's still technically your page. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 08:25, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

edit YO MAN!!!

Well, you are a smart person. You figured out it's me. ...CONGRADULATIONS!!!--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 01:41, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

Now keep your head down and your ammunition dry, and don't go ADD on anyone, and when you feel like insulting someone on their talk page take a nap, check if you've reached puberty yet (when you do you will say "Oh, THAT'S what all the fuss is about!"), eat a pb&j sandwich, but don't, under any circumstances, insult or harrass anyone you don't play with on a regular basis on their talk pages. Aleister in Chains 2:57 10 Feb. MMX
OK, but I've improved on a new, clean user.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:02, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 11th February 2010

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edit So like

Stuff like redirecting an established article is really not a good idea. If you want to get rid of it, use VFD. Stuff like this will get you banned if I see ya doing it again. Again, you should have used VFD. Easy on the page blanking OK? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:36, Feb 13

Sorry. I'm still kind of a n00b at heart. <3 —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 09:38, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

edit Who the hell is you?






Grazie. ThinmintThinmintThinmintWould you like a cookie, sir? ThinmintThinmintThinmint 23:58,14February,2010

edit iPad Thanks

Jobsthanks I see you voted for my new iPad

Many thanks.

Thanks for voting on my first featured article! --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 19:56 EST 14 Feb, 2010

edit Error


Pup 09:10, 15/02/2010

edit UnSignpost 18th February 2010

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um how do you do that?
um how do you do that?
'Uncyclopedia is freakin gay 21:34, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
ok then what is a Uncyclopedia troll?
ok then what is a Uncyclopedia troll?
'Uncyclopedia is freakin gay 22:33, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
This writing style is really interesting
This writing style is really interesting
Aleister AIClogo a few minutes later
For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Paizuri/Archive 2.
how do you find some weird stuff?
how do you find some weird stuff?
 Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~ 
'Uncyclopedia is freakin gay 23:01, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
I refuse to participate in this shitfest of gay. GAY GAY GAY —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 23:08, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
That's gay, not to particpate in gay.
Aleister in Chains
Aleister in Chains
Shadow? Fake 3D effect?
Shadow? Fake 3D effect?
Shadow? Fake 3D effect?
Shadow? Fake 3D effect?
Pup 03:18, 21/02/2010
Yes. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
Shadow? Fake 3D effect?
Yes. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
Yes. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
Well, that came out weird. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:22, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
Yes. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
Yes. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
Yes. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
Yes. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
I think that was more like the effect you were after, however your sig has colour specifications in it which screws with the thingy I was playing with. And your time has {{random color}} which makes it even more nightmarish. And unitalicisible text/images. Pup 03:51, 21/02/2010

And of of curiousity I just ran {{sigtest}} on your sig - slightly too tall, but get awayable. Pup 03:56, 21/02/2010

Oh, well, well, at least my signature doesn't show off its tags like some kind of...signature slut!Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:58, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
Would you prefer this one? Pup
I'd prefer...your mom! Oooh! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 08:33, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
I would. It's sexier!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  21 Feb 2010 ~ 08:50 (UTC)

yu will? TY

edit Mexico Article

Hi, i looked over your re writing of the Mexico article and i think you can actually just merge and integrate most of it into the current article. I think a total rewrite is unneccesary and will be really hard especially because it's a subject which many just use as a dumping ground for unfunny cliches and stereotypesd and in the past the article has many times devolved into a depository of racist commentary and plain hate speech. I thought the top section of your rewrite was good and i think we should addit now but i think we should avoid adding too obvious stereotypes like the guys in sombreros unless the point of the joke would be pointing out that it's a stereotype because anyone that actaully knows much about Mexico will just think the article is just abunch of unfunny overused cliches. If it meets your approval i shall add code from the top section right away to the current article (crediting you of course). If you disapprove i will remove it immidieately. Thanks Unregistered user 08:24, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)

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edit Picture at Hentai

Hi. I put the photo you took away (probably to keep for yourself, in a safe and dark protected place that nobody will look, aye!) and put it as the lead photo of the page with an adjusted caption. imnho there is seldom a need to replace a photo with another, just find room on the page, and on this one there was an entire top section photoless. So, hopefully, our combined changes made it a better page. Nice collab! ~ Aleister AIClogo 1:06 1 2 mmx

Heh, thanks. I actually just put that other picture there because I liked it better. ;) But what you did works too. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:12, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

edit Revert

Hey... words to follow...  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Mar 2010 ~ 02:53 (UTC)

Huh? Whatchoo talkin bout? —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:54, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
Oh, that. Hehe. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:04, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

I wasn't going for a fake link for: Who could possibly make GOD? but more of a: you can now create the article (you indeed are the one to possibly make) "GOD" link with this: Who could possibly make God?, plus the "page does not exist" is funny as well.

BTW, I didn't know about the {{Fakelink|Proof that Happytimes sucks}} template and I think it is funny too. I just think the other idea is more so. I'ma gonna have to use that in some other stuff now. (Also, how DARE you edit when I plainly said more was to follow? It's like I'm talking to myself. Again... I'm so lonely.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Mar 2010 ~ 03:07 (UTC)

BTWx2That's two edit conflicts now! (I think I may just have to make a template!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Mar 2010 ~ 03:09 (UTC)
M'kay. That's what I love about this Wiki; everyone can respectfully contribute without fear of harassment! (I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP YOU BASTARD!!!)Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:15, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
Ha! I never sleep!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Mar 2010 ~ 03:24 (UTC)
I'll make you sleep. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:26, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
Yeah! Sleep like a fish-dog!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Mar 2010 ~ 03:39 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)

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Comment from Prehistory96 to Pelargonium Hello Pelargonium. Comment will be modified.

edit Comment from Prehistory96 to Pelargonium

User:Pelargonium, heres a reply. Thanks for sending the Manual information about editing on Uncyclopedia on the talkpage of me. I'm kindof new here for the most part.

edit You have been saved from destruction and welcome to IC

George w bush creationism

The Godly People at Imperial Colonization thank you for voting for Creationism (rightly featured 8 March 2010), and thus supporting America as The Rightful World Power. May God George God and George bless you!

On behalf of IC, I thank you for voting your conscience. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:48, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit Camera Obscura UnCleara

I don't know about you, but I am not going to leave George Bush staring out at me from my talk page. Shivers down the spine.

Finally saw your note on the Camera Obscura nom, and if you meant it you can turn the ship's rudder t-o-t-a-l-l-y around by striking your 'again 'em' and, wonder of wonders, voting 'for 'em'. As you can see, this is a nom I have no trouble whoring for. It is such an intresting page (and I do have to email its author, reading all the comments reminded me of that) and of such high caliber, imnho, that I honestly think it would do uncy proud to feature it. I guess I've fallin in love, sigh, and we do so fight for our loves. In my Hurt Locker, Aleister in Chains :31 9 3 mmx

So...are you saying that my comment was correct? —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:52, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
Eeekk. There's Bush's face again. When will we be rid of him???? As I read your comment, unless I'm missing something flying over my head, sure, you're totally right. It has two great things going for it. First, the fact that of course photographs weren't invented until a couple hundred years later. That's funny by itself, and then the photos themselves look so interesting, but the photos have to be sold in an interesting way. So then they are--the presentation of the page as an academic file which goes along with a historical papers box from the research section of a museum, written in the language of that research format, is maybe the perfect way to present it. Deadpan humour. War, what is it good for. Photographs! Al, a bit later that day.
Ah, okay. I see what you mean. I'll consider changing my vote as I now know what it's about. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:37, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
Neat, either way you go. I just read your I LIKE PIE!!! section and found that hilarious "I'll adopt you (not literally). . ." I think I like Pie came back yesterday for a brief moment on an article talk page, the only line was something like "Hi my name is bob and I like pie". I answered, but then the page was wiped/huffed, so maybe it was him. Like a shadow in the night, he still walks among us. Al, a few minutes later
Creepy...maybe one day he will discove the wonders of the proxy and walk among us once again. Until then, he's just another insignificant infinibanee in our long(ish) history. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:57, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

edit ur ghey

u shud no User:HELPME

oh yeah well well GAYLORD User:Pelargonium
i dot lik u nd niobody dos User:HELPME
THATS A LIE User:Pelargonium
no its nt ur gay nd stopid nd rtartd nd ft. User:HELPME
why dose every1 hate me? :( Mr. Winkler
nt evry1 LotofLOLS luvs u Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:28, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
no i hate him. hes soo bad i hope he get sum sick. FAGGZORZ —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 00:08, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
u lie ur nt me LotofLOLS

edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma

Hey Pel, I'm just going around trying to drum up support for a new group I'm trying to get going. I've been sitting here, thinking to myself, "gee, Uncyclopedia has a lot of stuff, a legal department, a political party, and an assortment of other great things, but it doesn't have a fraternity." I also noticed that the top 50 wanted articles list hasn't changed in over a year. Soooooo, I was wondering if perhaps you'd like to join me and potentially others in the 1st Uncyclopedia fraternity, ΥΣΣ, Upsilon Sigma Sigma, a collaborative an independent organization with the aim of writing exclusively requested articles. Pop on by the page, if it's something you're interested in, just let me know. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 17:02 9 Mar, 2010

edit Come Back!!

Don't go, or at least let us all talk to whoever banned you from the homeside. And what about camera obscura, you could singlehandidly save it or sentence it to ooooobbbbbliiiivvvviiiiooooonnnnnnn. Seriously, fight the power, and come back. Al de'Chain 18:23 10 3

Hehe, it's not like that. What happened is, my little sister tripped on my laptop's power wire and knocked over the little table it was on. The computer hit another table as it fell, breaking the monitor. So then my dad got really pissed at her and all hell broke loose, and since we're short on money right now he won't buy me a new computer. Then, he shuts off the house's internet so I can't go on my sister's computer, so what I'm left with is my computer in Digital Art class (which I'm on right now) and the internet on my cell phone. So yeah. Oh, and thanks for reminding me about the vote, I'll switch it right now. ;) —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 18:29, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
A festivus miracle! You may have singlehandidly saved Camera Obscura from Obsuraty (a pun son). Thanks from all the camera obscura fans. Is the computer broke or just the monitor? You can grab a monitor from the school's extras and run like hell, or throw it out the window to a partner in UnCrime. Maybe when your dad sobers up cools off he'll come to his UnSenses. Thanks again, and really, am glad it's nothing really serious, like your dad actually looking at the pages of Uncy! Al de'Chain a few minutes later
You're welcome! And yeah it's just the monitor. I don't know what I'm gonna do about it though... —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 18:50, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

edit Requirements for this situation (Prehistory96 to Paizuri/Archive 2)

Theres always the local library. When I had a situation, like this (Loss of Internet), we went to the library because the time-length without the internet made us see the internet again. From June 2009 to March 2010 we still don't have internet. Only on cellphones. But I hope the library helps you as an Internet-line, just like you helped me. We'll be missing you. Especially me. User:Prehistory96/sig Preh.96 03:30, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

Aw, I never showed you how to use that signature. I'll see if i can do that tomorrow... —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 06:21, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 11th March 2010

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==pwnd== i vandlizd ur usrpge hoSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:32, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

Did you mess with my Talkpage?!. User:Prehistory96/sig Preh.96 04:00, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
u wre pwnd aginSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 04:57, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit VFS issue

You voted too many times on VFS. You only get three votes.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:05, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit, my bad. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 21:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

edit Now UnNews:Afghan bombing shocks and confuses millions

I have addressed Mordillo's valid concern and simplified the headline by picking up the whole thing and moving (renaming) it. Hope you can find it. Spıke Ѧ 01:10 15-Mar-10

Okay. I'll change the article then so that it takes place in...Central Asia, is it? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 01:12, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps "the Arab world." I only know that Afghanistan is not in New Hampshire. Not even way up in the Cooze. Spıke Ѧ 01:16 15-Mar-10

It's not in Nevada either. Or is it? I'm sure they look about the same. ;) —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 01:19, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

edit ΥΣΣ March Collaboration

Yup, went with your idea. Your the lead on this project since it was your idea and you've written half of the article already. The collaboration homepage is here. We'll work on this up until say the 25th and then I'll submit it to PEE review. Happy article writting!

ps, your userpage has been destroyed by someone... --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 12:39 EST 15 Mar, 2010

=p I admit nothing!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 19:00, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
It's all lies! I want my share of the credit.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 08:38, Mar 16 2010 UTC
Oh, so now vandalizing my userpage is some kind of...sick game?!Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 08:45, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
No... it's almost like it's some kind of magnet...                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 10:10, Mar 16 2010 UTC

edit Thanks cunt

Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 19:01, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Your head on a stick

Will be served for dinner tonight with fava beans and some good chianti if those bizarre redirects of user pages continue. Especially those who create double redirects. /me wonders off to make sure that the chianti is room temperature in time for dinner. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:44, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

Ha! What is that, some kind of Cabal dinner? I will not be controlled by who are why do have a swor--aaaaaaah —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 14:18, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

edit You visited my thread when nobody else would.

Pucker Awww... How adorable! You made some other User happy and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*

<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 19:53, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank!

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:08, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)

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edit Lazy ass

Are you even working on the Cainad tree? Few=three, ALWAYS!!! And it's been three days.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:12, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Be a good little boy and tell your daddy that I've run into some unexpected problems and I haven't been able to work on it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:42, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
You're on your period?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 19:12, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Yes No! Que loca, "my period!" Puta. Van a chingar tu padre, jodense gringo! —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 20:44, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

edit Nin(e)-ten-do(eleven)

Good page, it shaped up well. A question I asked Skinfan and he doesn't know either, so I guess I'm not the only one. What are those little squares in the Japanese name in the first sentence? I've seen those around here once in awhile, but don't know what they are. Huh? Ignorant of little squares 1:58 23 2 mmx

edit Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement

VOTE DISCORDIAN NOW: We need your vote! On both Creationism and Batman, colonizers who participated came to a consensus on a direction for the article. But on Discordianism, there's been more discord--or at least not a consensus. So we're resorting to (sigh) democracy. Go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Discordianism#Article_ideas and cast your vote!

You can vote for one or two, comment on as many as you like, but vote quickly--this is an eleventh hour effort, and we will hopefully have a direction in a few hours. I'll be checking the results sometime around 03:00 UTC of 25 March 2010.

ARE YOU RETIRED?: Also note that colonizers who haven't participated in any of the last three colonizations will be moved to the retirement list. Quite frankly, I'm doing this primarily because I have to post each of these notices by hand (I don't have a bot, and sure could use one), and it takes a long time to post to the pages of people who are inactive in IC and even on Uncyclopedia. If you're put on the retirement list and want back on the active list, simply post a request on the IC talk page.

KEEP CHECKING THE IC TALK PAGE: Many important decisions and updates are made and/or described on the IC talk page that are never posted on user talk pages.

POST COMMENTS ON IC TALK. As usual, if you post them on your talk page, I'll likely never see them.

WHY'S REPLACEMENT NEED: A special added reminder that I, Why do I need to provide this? aka Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) , am only interim director of IC and need a replacement. My intention was to lead IC just long enough to get it revived, which is a major part of the reason I took the title Buccaneer Admiral instead of Admiral of the Fleet, which is the official title of the head of Imperial Colonization. I plan to abandon ship retire shortly after midnight (UTC) on Saturday, 17 April 2010. I would really like someone to work with me on the current colonization, and I will be happy to assist whoever replaces me during the transition--I do not plan to leave IC, only retire as head. If you're interested, post a note at IC Admiral of the Fleet needed.

Happy colonizations! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:32, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the edit

Thanks for catching the missing 'e' in 'Garage sale'! It's those kind of things that make me look really stpid. Alistr in Chains p.s. And thanks! for your vote. 00:38 25 3 mmx

edit Since I'm here

Great work on Nintendo. I think the page has turned out really nice, and much better than the page we are replacing. Yay. Al n'chain 00:40 25 3 mmx

Thank you as well. I couldn't have finished it without your help. ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 00:42, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
Aw, shucks. There is no q in team, or z or 9rnep, or a number of any kind. There is an e in team, which I usually miss and spell it "tam". Al en'chain 2:10 25 3 mmx
Haha. :) Well, I look forward to more collabs with you in the future, with Upsilon sigma2 and all. Good thing your writing talent balances out mine. ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 03:53, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the tree

Thanks for the family tree! That's awesome! Huggies. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 16:09, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

ITS AWESOME!!!!The Rift Icons-flag-ca (grumble) 38217px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 18:54, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
You're welcome, you two. :) ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 22:45, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
I posted a note on the page of all the family members you hadn't. Also see this. Another Discordian. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:44, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Freakin' A...I'll try to get to that tomorrow. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 04:46, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
You realize, too, that at any time I might adopt another user. And one of them might adopt, and one of them might, and.... (Our family multiplies likes rabbits). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:54, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
You're a fucker, you know that? A giant slut. How many times must you do this before you've had your fill? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 20:58, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 22:43, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit March collaboration part duex

Ok, so the pee of our article is done, courtesy of Why? link is here. essentially, we're going to work on editing the article until the 28th, then the voting starts as to whether we move it to mainspace and start a different project or we keep working on Nintendo for a while longer. all this should be done by april 1st. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 20:54 EST 25 Mar, 2010

Don't trust any decision made on April 1. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:43, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the advice

Thanks for the advice.

Dytiscidae 21:08, March 26, 2010 (UTC)Dytiscidae, a geologist

You're welcome. If you need anything else, don't hesitate to ask. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 21:17, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

edit Darlington

Cheers for adding the picture of the River Skerne it really compliments the article. English peasant 01:51, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Happy to help. Good luck with the article! —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 01:52, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

edit UGofM

I don't want to get in an edit war over a vote count (I wish to Sophia people would make it clear when they're voting for or just commenting), but how did you count six votes for you-know-who on Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month? Mind you it's possible I missed something--some people make it very difficult to figure out what they're saying. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:03, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

The For votes were: Skinfan13, me, Matfen, Ptok, Puppy, Aleister in Chains, Pippo, and TKF. The against votes were Mn-z and you. I just did a simple subtraction problem. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 04:08, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
EDIT: You were right, the score was +7, counting CheddarBBQ's vote. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 04:12, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
I'm not sure Cheddar was voting for--I don't know what that symbol means. And Pippo is Necropaxx who was speaking a different language, and TKF buried his vote where it was hard to find. I wish people would make their votes clear. It means we've had four different people changing the vote count because people can't figure out what it's supposed to be. I'm used to "If you make it hard for me to understand you, I'm ignoring you." WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:18, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Okay, so it was six votes then. Skinfan, me, Ptok, Puppy, Ally, Cheddar, Necropaxx and TKF voted for, you and Mn-z voted against. I translated Necropaxx's vote to "of course," Cheddar's minty template means for, and TKF said "also, for" at the end of his statement. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 04:23, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
I posted a complaint about the voting there which will likely either get ignored or made fun of. But you and I have better things to do here then try to interpret the votes of people who make it difficult for no apparent reason. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:30, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
YES, that is so true. Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to get raped soon. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 04:32, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm about to get raped by my hand. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:39, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
I thought I voted for too....Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:17, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Oops.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 05:18, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
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