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sig test ~PAtkinson (word up, kids!) 13:16, Nov 23

edit Welcome!

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edit Thanks

Many thanks for the review of BBC Wireless 4. Not sure why you think Goldilocks should redirect there... what am I missing? Asahatter (annoy) 18:33, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

You know, the children's story with Goldilocks and the three bears? I was saying it was just right. Maybe I shouldve explained more haha. I didn't literally mean that Goldilocks should redirect there. Oh well, in any event, good work on the article PaddyAtkinson 01:23, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

OK - I get it now. Just type "goldilocks" into the serach bar and you'll see why I was confused. Thanks again for the vote Asahatter (annoy) 22:42, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

...oh. haha PaddyAtkinson 17:43, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks for reviewing my article

Newcookie Sycamore has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For reviewing Yad:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:29, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Good day sir

Well, I nominated you for this thing it's actually not an insult, honest! If you ever want any assistance with anything let me know. Also... Are you the "real" Paddy Atkinson??? Surely not! Could a player of such excellence really be gracing the gracing the hallowed turf of Uncyclopedia? Oh, we have a newspaper which is sent out as and when someone bothers to write it. I will put you down for a copy. Have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:35, Nov 16

edit UnSignpost: 20th November2008

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edit Well, that was quick!

IRC? ... Well, the first thing you need is a userspace subpage, sorta like User:PaddyAtkinson/sig. Then, put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:PaddyAtkinson/sig}} your preferences' nickame box. The bit where is says "Signature:". Be sure to tick the 'raw signatures' box. Then, just sign with 3 tildes, and voila! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:23, Nov 23

  • Nice one, thanks again. ~PAtkinson (word up, kids!)
Are you using 3 ~ now, not 4? I sig with ~~~ MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:51, Nov 23
HeHe... Looks like you are. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:52, Nov 23
This {{subst:nosubst|User:PaddyAtkinson/sig}} <small><small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}}</small></small> goes in your "Signature:" box on your preferences... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:01, Nov 23

edit Let's talk

Look, the thing is, I find humor to be best when it points out flaws in a concept instead of random gibberish. What is funnier to you: "Twilight is a book where a 107 year old vampire has sex with with a 17 year old girl, which is not creepy in the slightest." or "Twilight is a porn movie where Midna and Link have sex."? On second thought, both are pretty funny. But I still object to you saying there's "too many facts." Just look at the Westboro article. --WhySoSerious 20:19, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

You what? I'm not exactly sure what we're referring to here as I don't recall commenting on an article of yours recently. Could you give me a link, please? Cheers ~PAtkinson (word up, kids!) 22:39, Nov 24
...oh, Codename Kids Next Door? hold on a sec I'll look at what I wrote and get back to you on this page. ~PAtkinson (word up, kids!) 22:41, Nov 24

Right. I agree with you about flaws in a concept being more humourous than random gibberish, but in this case I don't think it works as well. I'm not advocating gibberish either, but finding flaws in the concept of a cartoon is like critiquing some paintings from a 3rd grade art class. They're not supposed to be good (with the notable exception of Monkey Dust). Was most of the Warner Bros. stuff with Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, and Wile E Coyoye ridiculously flawed? Ofcourse it was. That was the point. They weren't trying to sell any kids on the idea that when someone gets shot with a shotgun all that happens is their hair gets singed. Just like whoever creates the ode to mediocrity known as 'Codename: Kids Next Door' isn't trying to convince kids that other kids like them actually save the world from a treehouse. They're intentionally exaggerating to make their show funny (or at least in attempt to make it funny). So to point out how ridiculous a cartoon is is to do nothing but describe it in the same way a kid would on his sweet fansite or Cartoon Network would on their website. In short, it read like a review instead of a parody. Like I said in my review, there were definitely things in there I liked; I just didn't see most of it as that funny.

On a slighlty less serious note, I would like to formally complain to you that, in reading this article, I learned way more about this cartoon than I ever wanted to. I want my blissful ignorance back. And may I ask you, why so serious? ~PAtkinson (word up, kids!) 23:07, Nov 24

Ah, I'm afraid that can't happen, you see, once you learn about such a crappy show, you can never go back. I have a humble request of you. To fully understand my article, I implore you to view one episode, or even half an episode, of Codename Kids Next Door. It's a horrible show, but due to an inane following, it is likely that something will be available on the internet. Perhaps then you will be more within my demographic. Though I would love specific suggestions on how to expand the reach of my article. Join me, and together we can get this baby featured. I know it. --WhySoSerious 02:58, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

I would definitely take you up on your offer were today not my last day on uncyclopedia for at least two months if not permanently. The real world is finally taking its hold and ripping fun, but completely useless and timewasting, uncyclopedia from grasps. Good luck with the article(s), though. And if you're looking for a second opinion for your article, try MrN (seen in the above section). He generally calls it like he sees it and is certainly more specific in his suggestions than I am. Cheers ~PAtkinson (word up, kids!) 11:37, Nov 25

edit UnSignpost: 27th November2008

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edit W♥v

07-07-24-andy-rooney-lexus-rx-300 Thank you...
I've always found it to be polite to thank people for the things they have done for you, especially when it is a vote for a fine literary work. People don't say "thank you" that much anymore. Instead, they say "thanks" or "tyvm". That frustrates me, because I don't know what "tyvm" is even supposed to mean.
Thanks for voting.

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edit Re: CSPAN

Sorry about my delayed response -- I've been inactive for a few months. Now that I'm back to editing, I'd be more than happy to help you out with your article. Hit me up with a link and some details and we'll collaborate. Take care. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:24, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

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