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Rise... and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise... and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping... on the job. After all no-one is more deserving of a rest. You starred in a video game that has... to date sssold over nine million copies. You defeated all manner of creatures in the sssecret Black Mesa base, then travelled to Xen where you defeated the Nihilanth, cutting off a rift to this world, stopping alien creaturesss from pouring in. I then found you and put you in ssstasssisss for twenty years. But now your time hasss come again. So wake up Mr. Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes.








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The entire planet has been conquered by a super aliens and all of humanity is depending on you. Here, have a crowbar.


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An example of Half-Life 2's shockingly complex puzzles.


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Despite being almighty, G-man often can be seen as dead.

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The games of Valve
Half-Life
Half-Life · Half-Life 2 · Gordon Freeman · Alyx Vance · G-Man · Gordon Frohman · Combine Soldier
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Portal · Portal 2 · Film · GLaDOS
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead · Left 4 Dead 2
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