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You look familiar... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

u 2 lolPLZHELPME 03:01, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
We don't allow sockpuppeting here. MrM Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 03:05, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
i agre sew u shud kll HELPME he sux nd s a sckpupeter!PLZHELPME 03:06, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
I'll just use my magical Jew powers of death.

3:09, April 1, 2010 Lessdillo (Talk | contribs) blocked PLZHELPME (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎(...)

~Jewriken.GIF of DEATH! Don't mess with it. That includes you, <insert name here>.

wat th h11 im nt evn blckd bcuz ur 2 mch f a psy 2 do itPLZHELPME 03:10, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
lolz it was a fke b@n u fuxxin n00bzorz Absolutely NOT Pel
sht up dck ur gheyPLZHELPME 03:14, April 1, 2010 (UTC)


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Oh, wait... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 03:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Carlb-sockpuppet-02 Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are HELPME?

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