User talk:PIGGY

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Hello, Mr. Piggy

I heard that you should be opped. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 October 2011, at 00:49

Hi. ~ PIGGY 00:58, 6 October 2011
Write an article, and i'll guarantee i'll have your vote. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 October 2011, at 01:00
I'm a piggy. ~ PIGGY 01:02, 6 October 2011
You're also a sockpiggy. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 October 2011, at 01:06
Then why are you talking to me? For future reference, mon, it's usually best to ignore sockpuppets. Quietly report them, and then ignore them. Admittedly I'm not your average sockpuppet, but... ~ PIGGY 01:10, 6 October 2011


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--Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 October 2011, at 01:00

Lollipop, didn't anyone ever give you a speech about not encouraging sockpuppetteers? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:01, 6 October 2011

come on now, squeal


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 01:05, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Okay. *squeals* ~ PIGGY 01:10, 6 October 2011

so i herd ur a piggy

Lyrithya wants you opped. (assuming you're not Lyrithya) Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 21:59, October 6, 2011 (UTC)


That is all Pup 09:11 25 Jan '12

I'ma make bacon outta your ass.

Now get over here! --Tophat headless 23:12, January 25, 2012 (UTC)


Are an admin, how is this??? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:34, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

And could you restore HowTo:Butcher a hog for me? Pup 11:57 03 Feb '12
Frosty: Popular vote, man.
As for the article, there doesn't appear to have ever been any article by that name. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:43, 3 February 2012



--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 07:32, February 13, 2012 (UTC)

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