User talk:Orion Blastar/resume
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- It is a work in progress, it is an Unresume. I am working on making it funny later. 5150 is the codename for a madman with the Police and Greymalkin was a reference to MacBeth. I'll try to add in funny things later. Right now it is a bit serious and deadpan type humor. I'll try to make it funnier when I have the time. My systems at home have broken down and I am limited in what I can write. --Lt. Orion Blastar (talk) 17:43, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
- Ah heck I might have to get it deleted. People are being sued by former employers just for joking about it or writing a parody. I didn't use real names and nobody should be taking anything on Uncyclopedia as serious as freedom of speech protects jokes and parodies from libel and slander laws. But I heard a rumor that certain companies are sending out C&D letters to current and former employees now. I guess they don't understand what the "Un" part of Unresume means? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:38, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
I see you have a work history of coworker abuse. How you you feel on taking a position of being abused by our administration here at Uncyclopedia? My cat o' nine tails whip should arrive in the mail within 7 business days. I forgot to order the riding crop & I'm wanting to beat myself up for that but like I said, I have to wait 7 business days to do any of that kinkiness. Leave your résumé with my dominatrix at the front desk.
- I do not really like being abused. I look for a more positive work environment myself so I can get more work done better. The negativeness I could do without. I am trying to be more positive. I think my mental illness caused the negative thoughts that got me abused. I am creating positive thoughts now to see if things work out better. I am working on starting up a new small business that is positive and can help me and others get work done in a positive way. Thanks for the offer, but I don't have the free time to work here as much as you'd like me to work. I'm busy with family issues and working on computers. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 14:03, 23 October 2008 (UTC)