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RAEPAGE!

Lolly pop
Look, this makes noise!

YOUR TALK PAGE GOT RAEPAGE! HA HA..now I have it's virginity and I'll only give it back for that lollipop and $3.96! Ha ha!! /me sticks out tongue - 21:14 25 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Oh you monster! How could you!? How could you!? I thought we were friends? Oh well, i'm sure she'll get over it. Here is you're lollipop and your ransom money. have anice day. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 21:24, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

CMC

Beg a ya pardon, mister, but why is a gentlemanly fine sir like you not in the honourable establishment of the Cow Moo Cult? Beg a ya pardon sir, I just had to ask it, sir. Doesn't a fine gentleman like you, sir, worship the gentle cows? Oh won' ya sign up, sir, my mother's deading in a workhouse and the cows need everything they can get, sir. My father's already died, sir, and so a ma two step fathers, sir. Beg a ya pardon sir, won't you please join up? My babbee sister would be awful happy, she's almost dead now with TB. And me 6 year old brother, who just a come down wiv cholera - awful disease, beg a ya pardon, sir. Oh won't you please join up, sir, be a ya paron. If only for your rep'ootaion, if nuting else? Sir I fear me two youngest sis'ers ar gonna die on me sir, and then where would i be, sir? Me oldest sister already dropped dead wiv typhoon, see. She earned little munneee for us lot, here, now we ain't got nothing. And every nigh' te big man come in a rapes us all, silly, mister. Please, won't you sing up, mister?
- 12:16 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Congratulations! You have two titles which are exactly the saeme!

Welcome Orian57 to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Bi-bi- 16:29 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Why do i get the feeling i didn't really know What i was getting myself into? is this going to be like that time i signed up to the boy scouts??? Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 16:34, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
Maybe just a little bit... We go around spamming people's userpages with sections which are named the same things and make people change their talk page rules just for us. All you actually have to do is watch-list that page. Oh and for extra brownie points you can take the initiative and do random things for the CMC. If you check the CMC Parliament you may find a few jobs you could do that would earn you some serious cow mooage respect. - 16:54 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
You should be honered, it takes real skill to have laws changed solely because of you. though judging by our forum discussion you probably already have had several laws changed. and yeah this CMC thing looks fun. it may take a back seat when it comes to PEEING but i'll see what i can do. Also, HV is calling us names! What we have is special! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 17:05, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
HV's calling us names? I've got to see this...WHERE WHERE WHERE? - 17:13 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
On his talk page. The evil, evil, man. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 17:15, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh yes, I found it. - 17:25 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
By the way, if you haven't seen this yet, look ye here. It's a template for whoring, so people don't get upset they're being whored to and instead laugh at it and go "oooh ahh that's pretty". Also, if you use this to whore to someone the ONLY (and I mean ONLY) thing you need to add to their page is: {{subst:User:YesTimeToEdit/cmc/signup|Orian57}}. It adds all the rest, including the section title, for you. Isn't that clever? - 19:00 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
But what if they already have a title by that name? what will i do then? and yeah, i think i might include this as part of my welcom message as i am about to create one to welcome new users with. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 19:11, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
If they have a title of that name someone else's already whored to them! Also, you're joining the welcoming committee? - 19:16 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
i'm already on it. welcomed a few noobs actually. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 19:27, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
And now I am, too! - 19:46 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Copycat. whats happening on Hv Talk? he used big scary letters and i'm not sure what to say. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 19:48, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
Aweomse, I've welcomed some people with my sexual template! - YTTE(talk) 15:15 27 May

I'm a better...

...welcomer than you! Look how many "peeps" I've been welcoming. Impressive, huh? Damn right it is! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 19:28 27 May

say something funny on HV's talk page i can't think of anything and i don't want him thinking we've stopped.And i only welcome when i can everytime i look all the new people have been welcomed... Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 19:33, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Opening FUNNYATOR 6000. One sec...CALIBRATING HV TALK PAGE AS LOCATION. - [19:37 27 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Adotpion...

Hey Orian, I've recommended to people two you for adoption, a person called Baseball16 and someone (Rather awesomely named) Nacky. I think you could do well for them. - [07:48 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Like he said...I'm a beginner, alhough I've actually been here since around 2005 (I think that's when I found Uncyclopedia) and I've already put up some articles. My best being Zodiak and Wizwang of Ooze, I also did a vanity page but it's now lurking in my UserSpace or somewhere..but there are some articles I could use some help with. Like The Right Stuff and I did help edit about a dozen other articles. I like to tidy up sometimes. Don't get used to it. Like Gwax, I'm lazy. I began another article on The 4400, and there should be wikis of "Not Good", "Not Bad" and maybe one called "The Wrong Stuff". Just, you know, to make even more UnContent for Uncyclopedia and the Great Potato. Nacky 07:57, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
I shall be more than happy to adopt you Nacky! and Baseball too if you're listening. i kinda did the same as you. came here posted something and then left for a little while. that's why the clock on my userpage says almost 6 months. in reality it's about 3. basically i can try and help you out with things and i'd be more than happy to Pee review your articles (though we have to go through the proper channels as i need to keep my numbers up and show boomer just how wrong he is.) if you're wanting fancy wiki formatting all i can do is refer you back to Yettie though; you're not catholic are you? got no problem with having two dads? good. so yeah consider your self adopted. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 09:42, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
Yeh I've told Tuo that he can refer to you if I'm away as a...step mum...he he he he. Sorry, yes Nacky if you ever want sexi-wiki stuff, I'm more than happy to help you. - [09:45 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I could put up articles all over the place if I had the time, believe me! You should read my parody of The Phantom of the Opera (CHING! Wow, just had myself an idea!) anyway...no, not a Catholic. Not even any religion, actually. I tend to be more on the side of the 'There is no God' theory but I know someone's up there waiting for me to wander off into the woods. I know there are no werewolves but sometimes you hear things, you see things, you watch a movie about werewolves and from then on you know that the woods is not a good place to be, in case the legends are true. Chupacabra is scary...but not as scary, and you know...OH MAN! Sorry for going way off topic. Anyway, thanks for adopting me. I shall now commence with being a part of the family. When are we going camping? Nacky 10:10, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky

You'll have no camping trips, sonny-(or daughtery)-Jim until your dad's sorted out his drink problem. - [10:16 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
S'not my fault. s'drink, good for you. What'dya want, boy!? /smack. oh no this'll be HV's Talk page all over again, the house of domestic abuse. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 10:19, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
*cheery music starts and a camera pans down across a clapping audience* This is Domestic Abuse, with me YTTE and fabulous Orian! Today's guest star: Nacky and later on we'll be catching up with Hv, to see what he thought of last week's show! - [10:21 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Oh God! it's a talk show! nooooooooo, Run, Nacky, Run! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 10:23, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
If it's just Hv (whoever the hell that is) then why should I run? Is he a werewolf? Some days it just don't pay to ask myself if I feel lucky. Nacky 10:30, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
Oh sorry, you may not have been following this (that is where it began) and this (untill most recent) no i didn't mean run form HV (Heerenveen) i meant run from Yettie's talk show! quickly before the crowd starts shouting and rioting!
Anyway. i need to go eat and sit an exam, so if you've got questions dump them here and i'll get to them later. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 11:04, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
Do badly! Hope you fail! :-) - [11:06 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Okay I just checked the one link you gave, and followed it until my brain started hurting. Is YTTE a girlfriend of yours? I know it's none of my business but since you are my new dad and all... Nacky 12:33, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky

NO!! (I think I said that a bit too enthusiastically, but...I mean Orian...eww!) I've never met him in my life, and also I'm not a girl, thank you very much! That was a bit of random comedy roleplay...I've got a real girlfriend (well I paid her for it, but it's still "real" right) and Orian's got that mop of his. - [12:53 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
As he says that was just a bit of fun. and as it happens i'm not esspecially interested in girls - seriously have you not looked at my user page yet? and Yettie isn't a girl Yet, are ya hon? also HV's archive may take a little while to get through but it was fun writing it (and may help you understand some of the insults me and yettie may throw at each other). i think it's over now though. but Me and him are planning to make up a thing where people can do that improvisational/roleplay stuff (see below). ehanyway... actually i think that's about it. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 17:39, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

I looked at your userpage, but maybe I didn't look close enough, so I'm sorry that I didn't notice anything. Not that it matters. I'm your adopted daughter now and we can go shopping and do things together. I consider myself very lucky. I could have been adopted by someone who doesn't appreciate the finer things in life. And sorry that I thought that YTTE was my mum. Just like any dysfunctional family, I obviously belong here. I mean ever since meeting you two, I've been confused, my brain turned into oatmeal, been signed up for a cult, been fed some strange food, asked to wear a custom sig so...thanks you guys! I truly feel like one of the family! Nacky 23:50, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky

Oh are you a girl?? you seriously need some userboxes or something for identifying stuff like that (I tend to find stuff like that useful anyway, it is up to you how much you want to say.) other wise people will call you 'he' or 'Boy' (or are you?) i'm very confused now, to be fair it's kinda late. and as for thinking Yettie was my girlfriend: that made my day that did! i think that's all for now, like i say; any questions and just leave them here (in a new section maybe) and i'll get back to you.Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC!
Yes, I'm a girl. The name Nacky should kinda point that out. Ha ha. And glad to make your day! :) I aim to please. I hope YTTE wasn't put out too much but I didn't know what YTTE was and now I'm strangely attracted to him. Not that I'll flirt with YTTE because he does have a hooker girlfriend already. I don't know what to do with userboxes. I looked at the page you linked there and I didn't see any of them that were gender designated. Further I don't even have a fancy sig for the four tildes after my name. That is how far behind I am with Uncyclopedia. Nacky 06:26, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky (no fancy thingy here :( )
Hey Nacky feel free to flirt with me - we can be like that Austrian guy and his daughter but in a less severe way. - [07:06 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
What Austrian guy? You mean, Arnold Schwartzeneggar? Mind you, my flirting style is strange. I'll meet up with you on the Ley Lines for a bit of time distortion on Muggles, just for a laugh, ya know. I'm here in the Ozarks, so there's a dark fortress landing here. It boggles the mind. Soon you will be sleepy. Winky winky, flirty flirty. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:27, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
/me backs away slowly See this is the sort of thing that makes you think "why didn't they just ban Uncyclopedia?" — this sort of insanity. I mean look what it does to poor, demented people like you, Nacky! You know you can now buy anti-Uncyclopedia drugs, now? They're meant to untwist your mind after having been on Uncyclopedia. They don't work. Uncyclopedia has this way of making your brain turned to mashed up glue with a hint of spice. :-) And yes Nacky "winky, wink, flirty flirty" to you too. - [07:41 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Are you trying to tell me that you've taken anti-uncyclopedia pills and that they didn't work? Try not to sniff the glue...no matter how many brains is passed out around here (passed-out brains, now there's a thought) so who is the Austrian guy? And backing away slowly makes me frightened. Please tell me that isn't a werewolf you're seeing behind me. I'm not looking, I'm just booking! Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:58, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
I tried the anti-Uncyclopedia pill, yes. *hangs head in shame* They didn't work, I tell ya. They didn't work! This Austrian guy was the guy who lived in this house and kept his daughter in his basement.... - [08:01 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Hey nacky? are you still around? He is a bit of a freek isn't he? Yettie, this is embarrassing, I need help with my sig. the time isn't working properly. I want it orange small and in ittalics so I tried <font color=orange><small>''{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}''</small></font> but that doesn't work, it keeps saying Invalid raw signature; check HTML tags. what does this mean and how do sort it? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 13:08, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
Drive by comment (nothing meant by that, BTW): You can't use <font> tags in your prefs. You have to use <span style="color: [color here];">What you want coloured here.</span>, as font is deprecated (no square brackets). ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 29/05 13:12
Ah! I see! Thank you!Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC!13:17 29 May 2008
Rejoice! Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC!13:17 29 May 2008

You don't know who I am...

...you have absoloutely no idea who I am, okay? Shhhhhh! - [16:27 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

you are quite right about that, i really don't. i'm reasonably certain that you're not my daughter or my stalker though. just take a look this though, once i've responded to nacky. aww she's so funny. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 16:32, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
/me pops up, looks around, becomes very confused, then slooooowly exits.   Le Cejak <16:34, 28 May 2008>
Cajek...you're a reporter, aren't you? You have links with the outside world, right? Are you sure this place is safe? We're not being watched? Your talkpage isn't bugged, is it? Good, I think I've got something to show you (seriously though me and Orian are working on a little project that could go in the next UnSignpost - not the one you've almost finished, the one after that). - [16:37 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
/me raises microphone-infused bosom to YTTE's mouth for the purpose of hearing what he has to say.   Le Cejak <16:41, 28 May 2008>
What the hell is that? I've never seen anything remotely like that, before. What's it used for? And as for that microphone, I thought we had a deal, no recordings, nothing, no one can know I told you this...How can you read something this tiny? Ahh, fine me and Orian are working on this thing which is like a place for roleplay comedies to become articles sorta, we'll let ya know when it's done - [16:45 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Hello, Cajek, nice to see you here. yeah i left a link somewhere near UnSignpost to the weird convo me and Yettie were having in HV's talkpage that's sorta where the idea came from now we're just building on that to see if we can make it a whole new uncyc project. long way from that for now, though we need to sort out what we actually want to do with it and (though i don't like the word) rules. Have a look if you want, Yettie started it. I'm Still not sure about the term "Roleplay" but you know, it's a work in progress. also, how are the fish? Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 16:57, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
Agreed the word roleplay is a little icky, but improv is a bit...er...I dunno and I'm not sure about the long work "Improvisation". How about "Un ---insertwordhere---"? - [17:02 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
How about "Unprovise"? or is it not clear enough what it is, if we get this into mainspace then it sorta needs to have the "un" prefix. "UnTalk" maybe. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 17:29, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
I like UnProvise, I say we use that. UnTalk's a bit too bland. - [17:32 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
yeah it was just ideas. but i did like UnProvise better i just wasn't sure if it was clear. i just thought UnTalk (the content free talk page was good considering teh roots of the matter) so do you want me to write up a draft of "About"? and what picture do you have planned? Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 17:51, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
Sure go ahead with an about draft. Oh and should we have a separate page for the rules or does about cover that? I'm working in photoshop on a banner something along the lines of "YTTE and Orian present UnProvise!" - [17:41 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Actually, scrap the "YTTE and Orian presents" bit...And I hope I edit conflicted you! - [17:45 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
You didn't. but yeah i suppose directly whoring ourselves is a little ungood (plus they aren't our proper names). maybe somewhere, in "about" i was thinking of doing a small history on the idea. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 17:51, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
A third level header called "history" perhaps? Anyway let's continue the discussíön at User_talk:Orian57/UnProvise. - [17:55 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I get a piece of this action! I wanna do roleplay comedy stuff in UnProvise. I'll be the alien girl that Orian found in a crashed ship in his backyard near Area 51 and takes in to teach all about Earth. And fashion. Nacky 06:40, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky

Nacky, go to the rather sparse (currently) homepage on UnProvise and then you'll see on the right hand side a demo UnProvise called "Demo" (original, huh?). You either create your own, new UnProvise or continue with the demo. - [07:37 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

A polite word of caution from a friend who is just trying to help

This was really not a good idea. I understand that you want to thank the people who showed support for you in the recent AU thing, but I'm not sure this was the right way to go about it. Seriously. As that template stands now it is boarding on flaming. I know that if I were Boomer I would struggle to see the funny side of it. Have you thought that perhaps it might just have been this kind of thing which caused Boomer to decide not to AU you? Being an AU is a really tricky thing to do. Basically it gives you the right to go around telling other people that their reviews are not up to scratch. To do that you yourself have to set an example, and you need to act in a way which would be considered that of a model Uncyclopedian. I'm just not sure that this template is doing that. Sorry if you think I'm lecturing you Orian because I'm not. I think you are a great reviewer and that you are an awesome contributor to the site. Maybe you could change that template to make it say something a little bit more friendly? All this AU stuff is really not that big of a deal, and it would be terrible if this escalated into something more than the silly nonsense it is now. Cheers. -- Someone Who Is Just Trying To Help

yeah i see what you're saying. i geuss i was being kinda dumb. i will chane the template. Thanks. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 18:46, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
Awesome. You will make AU one day I'm sure. What's with the CAPS? guess You aRe joking righT? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:09, May 28
Yeah i was. thanks again. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 19:18, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
No problem, I'm happy to help anyone who I think is a great reviewer. You need to work on using capitals a bit better in your reviews though for sure. When you do make AU you might look kinda silly telling others that their reviews are poor if you don't use capital letters correctly yourself. I think that was probably Boomers main objection actually, and I'm sure if you can sort that out you will be well on the way to that coveted AU title. when you write 'i' it's always 'I' grr Oh, keep reviewing! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:30, May 28
Curse my lazy hatred of grammar! oh well. no biggie, i will still be reviewing it's just this thing i'm working on with Yettie is kinda flying. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 19:37, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
My grammar is rubbish two. Or is that three? As for my speling... Well. Let's just say it's a good thing Firefox has a spell checker. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:41, May 28
Yeah, I'm just crap at speling and such. Ihough my Firefox doesn't have a spellchecker... meh. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 19:44, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
dEn Get teH SoolCheker 4 FIreFoX Dammit! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:58, May 28

UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:59, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

The harsh truth...

I'm only telling you this because I love you and I want to impregnate you, but your current sig is well, a little big uglee, what with the bright greens and reds. Just thought I had to break it to ya, I'm so so sorry. I actually quite liked the sig you had beforehand, but I guess it's your choice. - [18:12 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Well I like it. so =P Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 23:11 30 May 2008

Baseball16

So are you idiots saying my name sucks? please adopt me or else. Baseball16 22:29, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh hey! Yette mentioned you! Hello, I just moved your message down here as it's a new-ish topic and that bit is already getting too long. Yes baseball I'll be happy to adopt you. Just ask me stuff you need to know here, but if you need help with a custom sig you should probably ask Yette as he's much better with wiki coding. anyway, glad to meet you ect... Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 23:11 30 May 2008
He said to ask you.Baseball16 23:33, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
About a sig? well I can do one for you just don't expect it to be marvelous. The one I'm currently using used to be his except I changed the names and colours. Well I shall make one up for you at User:baseball16/sig and when I'm finished I'll let you know and talk you through setting it up. Oh and also take note of proper talk page formatting: add one more colon (:) than used previously, thanks. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 23:45 30 May 2008
Oh, and do you fancy a spinning shape? like mine but 16 sided and not 57 sided? also do you want a message such as "have fun", "Humph" or "Die cunts I hate you all!" something like that? I've started the sig but it just looks a bit small and basic, need to add to it really. get back to me. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 00:33 31 May 2008

I ment adoption.Baseball16 13:00, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

Well yeah, but the sig is part of the adoption. and i shall just sort out the adoption boxes and make everything all official. ok? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 13:09 31 May 2008
Baseball swore at me! :'( - [13:11 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
that's cos your a whiny little dick. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 13:13 31 May 2008
But he didn't even put a comma after "GRANDMA"! The humanity! - [13:23 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Wo! - [13:26 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
As funny as this is, Baseball, don't take those guys so seriously, I was fooled by the USERNAME tag both there and on the unsignpost. it's just a bit of fun, ok? You gotta relax a little around here. also, though you were kind enough to censor your expleetives, it could still be construed as flaming. try and think up something wittier and more sarcastic as that will be apreaciated faar more all round. just a heads up yeah? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 13:34 31 May 2008
Yeh, <insert name here> sucks. {{USERNAME}} in action - [14:00 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Unprovise

OMG I don't know what that is, but I want to join! Writing funnies in its purest form, I love it! Improvise me, bitches.   Le Cejak <2:45, 31 May 2008>

Okay, it's not yet finished really. I'm going to go and make the two remaining pages now and then I guess we'll be up and running. - [08:32 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Oh Cajek, it appears we're done. Have a read of this and this and then you can get started. - [11:25 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Oh hello, Cajek! sorry I never got to you before Yettie. I think we have a space open here if you want to try an UnProvise. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 13:00 31 May 2008
Yup as the imaginatively named "bob". - [13:07 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

UnProvise

As you observe this header is different to Cajek's header! Anyway, Orian, I think our UnProvise baby is born and it isn't too mutated. As you'll see on this page I've put up a little notice saying we're looking for one person to help us out and look after everything with us - I think it could be useful. I'll also put this on the main page soon. Once you've seen this all that remains to be done is check over the whole thing, then whore it on the forums and get certain users involved. - [11:12 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Mmm... I need to make my rules a little clearer. Also, Wow! You got this set up really quickly! And SysRq has already offered to help "in anyway he can" so we can gaurantee his help. Also thanks for the comment on UnBlog, much apreaciated. and yeah, just make sure to tell me if anything needs done. (i'm already working on the whoring). I'm sure we can get Cajek to put a small piece in next weeks unsignpost and such. anyway, just wow again and congrats on basically doing this single handed! Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 12:54 31 May 2008
I didn't do this single handed, silly, (I have two hands) and besides I've had all this week to revise form my exams so what do you think I'd be doing? Revising? We just need to do maintenance and such and you can expand on the rough rules at the moment. Also there's likely to be lots of little mistakes which need to be weeded out with gas. - [13:02 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
I've essentially left school now so I've got until colledge starts to do stuff around here. Again, wow, and when you're a jobless failure just hold on to the thought that you made uncyclopedia better. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 13:06 31 May 2008
That I'll do. And I'll come begging them to help me out with money and stuff and they'll say "we have no idea who you are" and slam the door in my face.... - [13:09 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Thanks for the review!

Talk:Gay#Another Pee Review after some more edits I have left some comments here if you fancy taking a look. Great review. Really useful. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:18, Jun 1

Fucking Awesome

That Melty Blood review? Awesome, I tells ya! You so deserve this:


My cap is doffed in your direction. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:51, Jun 3

Oh cool! I always wanted one of these. And you're right; I deserve it. Seriously it was soo long and worse not very good. Imagine watching the lotr trilogy that cost $75 to produce and starred Haley Joel Osment as Gandalf. Then you have pretty good idea of the pain I went through. Thanks again, I shall display this with pride and return the tipped cap gesture. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 12:41 3 June 2008

A quick question about that UnProvise thing...

Hi. You, uh, don't know me, but that UnProvise thing looks like a great idea...but are we simply allowed to join one? Shouldn't there, perhaps, be a rule that you ask the creator first? That High School one, for instance...could I simply edit it and become accepted as part of it, or would you erase my edits and politely tell me to get stuffed? Just thought I should check...BlueYonder 11:23, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

It's nice of you to ask but seriously just join anyone you feel you can contribute to. That high school one for instance, SysRq (SissyRq) would probably be glad of the fresh input as at the minute it's kinda dying, also be sure to know that it's ok to ignore minor details if you think you can do something funnier with the character, coherance is good but not vital. so just type away soo what you come up with. Thanks for asking though Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 12:15 3 June 2008

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Melty Blood

WHOA! HOLY CRAP THAT WAS IN-DEPTH! Nice job, Orian!   Le Cejak <15:13, 03 Jun 2008>

That's possibly the most in-depth review, I've ever seen! You so deserve RotM, now! Jeese...wow...just wow! I like it even more, 'cause you used my pee review quote template! Yay! - [15:59 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Oh, cool thanks guys. It only took me five hours. It was nothing, really. I wonder if that's the longest review on record (is this news worthy Cajek?). Oh and the PRQ template is actually pretty useful. makes it clearer what you've quoted. Nice job on that, Yettie. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 17:47 3 June 2008
Thanks! The stinkin' (and very nice, I'm sure) noob who put that up for pee better be very grateful. The sad thing is they probably won't read it all. :-( ...unless they're a more committed noob, that I take them for. Anyway you're deserving a Golden Shower for this, as well as your ninjastar. On the topic of ninjastars: Why has no one given me one yet? My vanity demands that my ego be propped up some more! - [18:02 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
You egotistical monster! Are you not already getting enough praise for UnProvise!? And the HowTo page? And all that other stuff you do? Actually aren't you? I may just throw together one for you now... Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 18:20 3 June 2008
I never gets enoughs praises, does I! /me runs off crying to my awards gallery - [18:32 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-36-08 THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:18, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

RAAAWR

Jurassic park tyranosaurus rex RAAAAWR!!
GRAAH! Gavin thanks you for voting to publish his memoirs. Just don't let any trannies read it.
Thanks for voting.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 12:53 Jun 5

Bulge yes, bulge!

I think we need to pay a bit more attention to this, it's getting a little less active. It needs steroids. - [16:37 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

You seem to be intent on destroying my talk page headers, why? And steroids? Why not caffine pills? They're less like cheeting. seriously though I see what you're saying but what can we do? Also sorry if it appears I've not been around much my body clock got re-set to australian time, but I've been keeping my eye on UnPrv.
Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 03:42 10 June 2008

Hey Orian!

Just noticed you welcoming new users in RC. Just saying that it's normal to subst your welcome template in, like this: {{subst:User:Orian57/welcome message}}. Keep up the good work! ~~Hv 10/06 14:26

Also, try not to welcome indefblocked users. Although I did block him after you welcomed him :) ~Jewriken.GIF 14:27, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
Ah ok. Shall do that in future, thanks, Hv. ...erm, what does "subst" actually do? Oh and hey! Mordillio, you escaped from U.U's tumble drier to edit conflict me on my own talk page. And how am I supposed to not welcome indefiblocked users if they've not been blocked yet? I don't know that they'll get blocked. I'll just not welcome shady looking people in future. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 14:37 10 June 2008
It spills the code of the template onto the page. It's needed for welcoming because otherwise it fucks up the [edit] links on the side, which is obviously a bad thing. ~~Hv 10/06 14:40
I'd say it's more to avoid someone writing on your template "ORIAN57 IZ TEH GAY XEROX" - and then you'll have that over thousands and thousands of pages....~Jewriken.GIF 14:42, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
Even though it's funny. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:45, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
[Gah edit conflict] Yeah, that too. I'm just giving the answer that someone told me when I first did it. And now, back to the dead-end job of categorising pages! What fun! (Sorry if this edit-conflicted you as well Orian). ~~Hv 10/06 14:47
Oh ok, sorry about that. All fixed now and what's with the uninteresting sig you have all of a sudden? Also: GAH! Mordillo you did it again! also I really need to get a better understanding of wiki and Html code... And OMFG!!! Dexter conflicted me too! AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH! right I'm just not talking. clearly you're all too busy chatting to let me get a word in. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 14:50 10 June 2008
Here, you can have my official sig Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S
Oh cool, I actually meant Hv but, yeah, cool. I do like that better actually. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 15:02 10 June 2008
Meh, just felt like a change. But I'll give you my "official" sig too. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 10/06 17:18

UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:58, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Thank you Orian57

Socks

Thank you! for your support. May your socks stay forever dry!


Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 21:03, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

And good luck this month, Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 21:11, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

You're very welcome and such. As for this month I'm not sure whats happening People seem to be jumping on the Yettie wagon, not that he's undeserving it's just it should be between me and Javascap this month. Anyway, congrats again on the Reviewer of the month. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 22:50 14 June 2008
You have to be careful with "should be"s. For my money, UnIdiot should be AotM this month, but it's an opinion thing. For my money, as I said in my comments, it's an impossible choice between you and Javascap - but not everyone watches reviews like I do. YTTE is doing the MDL thing of fewer reviews, but in a hell of a lot of depth. People on the receiving end of one of those may be inspired to vote accordingly. Keep reviewing dude, those of us in the know love you! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:58, Jun 16

UnBooks

You wanna help? Cool. I think we need to archive the inactive vote pages, have a good look at the UnBooks Community Portal to see what's active and relevant and what's just died, and make changes accordingly. To start with. Any thoughts yourself? Any other suggestions? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:58, Jun 16

Thank you for the above the above comment. UnBooks. Yes. Sorry I never got back to you yesterday I was distracted by stuff (do you read my blog?). I shall work on archiving and stuff and tidying up red links and things. Also Uncycloversity; what the fuck is it? I've read it over and I have no idea, I think it probably should be explained better. I'm not sure if we need a seperate award for UnJunior UnBook of the month and I'm certain we don't need a collab of the month so I suppose we should get rid of them. And the UnLibrary, I think that page could be made to look nicer and maybe expand it a little like add new catergories (UnHorror, UnRomance ect) to encourage people to write for UnBooks and make it easier for people to find what they're looking for or interested in improving/rewriting. I definitly think we should have an UnJournal section for things like diarys and Tarquin cos I think there is a lot that can be done with that kind of style. And yeah, if there's anything you need to me to do just say. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 11:05 17 June 2008
I like your thinking! Yes, I think we should discontinue the Junior and Collab thingies, and put the same note on them that I've put on the UnBooks:Vote for Featured UnBook page. And I like the idea of tidying up the library and adding categories. (Can I leave the Library to you for now? Happy to help if you like, but have plenty to be doing!) The Uncycloversity I think we should leave for now - it's not directly UnBooks related, so let's stick to this for now, there's enough to keep us going there! I'm planning to set up a quote of the day template similar to the tip of the day template on the HowTo main page, with option tags and the like, and put that in place of the Collab/UnBooks Junior bit on the main page - how does that sound to you? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:20, Jun 17
Yeah sure, I shall get to it. Trying to do several things at once though: write, review, other writing, and -- shit it's tuesday! My head will implode pretty soon. Will get round to it though. Probably end up stealing wiki code from yettie as I'm no good with it myself. Oh and yeah sorry i didn't know uncycloversity was unrelated, maybe we can do that next? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 12:05 17 June 2008

CMC Promotion!

Congratulations, I've noticed you going around whoring the CMC a bit and your enthusiasm for the ways of the cows! Consider yourself promoted to Musk Calf! Enjoy your new rank! You can now put {{User:YesTimeToEdit/MuCal}} on your userpage.

P.S. I've just started that pee you wanted, but it may take a while. I'm hoping to have it completed by tomorrow evening, or Saturday morning. - [19:02 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Oh cool. Care to tell me any preliminary thoughts on my article? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 00:02 20 June 2008
It looks quite good, just a bit rough. A couple of the images are lacking capital letters, is slightly annoying, but I'll address this all in the review. By the way, it is going to be tomorrow morning, I"m highly, utterly, extremely sorry to say...because I've got to dash out now. I've started it, though. - [15:56 20 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yeah I just read it over myself, needs a bit of work but that's what I'm hoping to get from your review which I don't mind waiting for. Thanks again, much apreciated! Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 16:02 20 June 2008

sepiatone (continued from Cajek's talk page)

Sepia

This is what I mean by Sepia, I was half joking when I said I was imagining your story in sepia, but it was just that you mentioned things were brown alot. I got a picture as it seems that whenever I talk something get's lost in translation. In fact I think we should just talk in pictures from now on, Cajek. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 17:24 19 June 2008

brown is an important color in my story, but you know what's even more important? any time the color changes to something other than brown. Okay, that's all I wanted to say. Have a good day, Orian!   Le Cejak <23:50, 19 Jun 2008>
What? You mean I have to re-read the story now? Also it's technically Friday (in the UK at least) and I still don't have my issue of UnSignpost, what happened to it? You are still running it aren't you? And when's the next chapters out -- I can't wait -- What does the note say!? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 23:59 19 June 2008
I'm not running the unsignpost anymore, that's... whoever edits it's job. Also, the note says: "waazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh???!?!"   Le Cejak <0:06, 20 Jun 2008>


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