User talk:Orian57/UnBooks: A Comming Out Tale
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For RT, this is our collab but I guess if anyone else wants to help they can.
After punching the guy attentitive to the boner he his caught and sent to the principals office. The principal obviously knows about the fact our protagonist has two dads and so naturally expects him to be gay too. He presumes that the fight was some sort of lovers tiff and tries to be accepting and understanding about it, in that clumsy way you see principals try and talk to kids about love stuff but more awkward.
Felix to clarify is the best friend.
In the against the odds section the idea is the difficulty for lyle to see a girl, and hopefully how profoundly easy it is for her.
Telling the dads is pretty self explanitory and is what we were thinking about anyway. We need a more angry (stereotypically masculine) reaction from sam, but I still would liek to include that "Now son that's not like I showed you!" line there somewhere.
And then have the misserable ending.
Please add more cos I'm kinda struggling getting this coherant in my head and we need more than the main joke of comming out being flipped on its head. If you think we need to have different stuff we can go for that too. SK Sir RotM 03:35 16 September 2008