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yo! just to let you know you can talk to me here, that's only if you'd like to, or if you have anything to inquire or even if you'd like to thank me for anything. have fun. orian57 00:32, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Remember new messages under old.


You recently created a page called User talk:Awesome Sauce/Spang is Gay. This is trolling, but I would like to know what it means, since it seemed like you were talking about an action he took. Failure to answer will result in a ban.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:04, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

er... sorry? i didn't think i'd done anything against the rules. i'm not really sure what you mean though, what do i have to do so you don't ban me? (i like it here)--orian57 21:18, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
Well, see, calling admins "gay" and creating new pages in another user's Userspace are both things that are considered poor etiquette. Don't worry, I'm not going to ban you. I just want to know what prompted you to create the page.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:35, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
Actually, I'm an idiot. I didn't realize there was a userpage attached. I'm sorry. Feel free to leave me an angry message on my talk page, I'll turn the other cheek.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:50, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
Spang is an admin. He is also a user. And, finally, sign posts with -~~~~ even on talk pages.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:08, 9 March 2008 (UTC)


GoldenShower Rejoice, Orian57! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
Thanks for the review. I had the same thought about the "guy who married your mom" non-sequitor, I was worried it might be a little vague. I was trying to imply that "your mom" has had several failed marriages. I couldn't figure out how to make it clearer without going into boring exposition. Thanks again, it's fitting that your first review is for my first article and I'm tickled that you liked it. Optimuschris 16:45, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
PS. What did you think of my choice of links, just out of curiosity? Optimuschris 20:35, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Sunny D Pee

Thankyou for your input on my Sunny D page. and i have taken your advie on the picture and replaced it. And aslo took out some of the obvious stuff. And i will endevaourerer to put in the evolution of the drink into multiple flavas, but captain obvious stay! User:Maff/sig 11:17, 15 March 2008 (UTC)


Hey, thanks for that review of Lake Spooky. I've got a long weekend ahead (praise Jesus!), so I'm gonna try to work on your suggestions. In answer to your question, I really have no idea who it is--I just searched something along the lines of "ghost story flashlight" in google images and it popped right up. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:32, Mar 19

Oh ok, well anyway thanks for taking my advice (it's apreciated) and i look forward to reading your rewrite/ improvements! --orian57 08:29, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Ridiculously late thankings

SpookyGuy BOO!!
Ha ha ha, I gave you a bit of a scare, did I? That's alright, studies show that scares are an important part of the camp experience. By the way, thanks for choosing Lake Spooky for your summerly dose of fun-fun-fun!
Thanks for voting!

Thanks for the vote, and for the nice review, as well. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:47, Mar 29

You're very welcome, I'm glad that I could help (however remotely) on something that got featured. Now leave me alone I need to work on writing something better! Seriously though you're welcome and thanks for the Template (we likesss templatessss, yesss, we doesss). have fun!--orian57 06:40, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

Pardon me while I whore a bit

Seeing as how you gave me a wonderful pee review, I was wondering if you might be interested in voting on it now? Thanks. /me slinks away feeling dirty --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 22:58, 3 April 2008 (UTC)


Thanks for the PR, man. Any help on how to turn into an UnScript? Presumably a load of edits, but I can't be bothered.

ok i think i know who you are but do sign posts with the tiddles (~~~~). You could just look around unscripts for a while and get some ideas for formatting there but if you really can't be bothered i could probably do it for you, but i won't get it done immediatly (i'm pretending to study). also like i said try and expand ideas like the marriage (that is if you choose to DIY). i've just noticed also that you reverted your re-write which is probably for the best what's here now is more like an atricle. although what you had is quite funny it just wasn't suitable for the place it was at.
incidentally sory it took so long to reply i forgot to save this edit, have fun! orian57 20:48, 6 April 2008 (UTC)


Hi there Orian57. I just wondered if there was a reason you hadn't joined PEEING yet? You've done enough good reviews to get in, and you already display the userbox on your page (according to Boomer's rules, you're only supposed to do that if you're a member, although Boomer very rarely enforces his own rules, or indeed any others). It's not just about putting your name on anther page, it gets you noticed and seen to be an experienced reviewer. If you want in, add your name to the Fresh Stains list on the PEEING page - if anyone objects, tell 'em I sent you!

Of course, if you feel you don't need to join another user group in order to contribute good reviews, that's fine too. Thanks for all your contributions so far, and keep up the good work! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:41, Apr 22

Yeah i forgot. i was gonna sign up but i didn't have enough reviews at the time i found the user box and then forgot that i wasn't meant to have it. anyway i've signed up now so it's all good. thanks for pointing this out to me. have fun!--orian57 23:05, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Cool, welcome aboard. Oh, and I like your review in progress template - I ain't messin' with no Wolverine! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:52, Apr 23


1925945 Well, well, well. I never would have guessed that Orian57 was stupid enough to vote for this tripe! Goes to show you never can tell.
Thanks for voting!

Thanks for the pee and the vote! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:54, 29 Apr

Yay! A template! That's another for the collection... mwuhahaha (soon they shall all be mine...). seriously though, was no problem. Just remember it if i ever get something VFHed. Or not. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57Orian57 15:13, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Much appreciated!

Thanks for the pee review on Cadaver synod... I'll try to log some time tonight incorporating your suggestions.

Cheers! --Hyperbole 22:24, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

You're very welcome. thank you for thanking me, that is apreciated. also -- just to make sure you know -- my word isn't gospel if i've sugested something you think sounds shit then ignore me -- you'll go to hell; but the option of ignorance is there. also, though i am not offically involved with adopt a noob, you can feel free to ask me for help with stuff if you need it. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 16:20, 2 May 2008 (UTC)


Hey, thanks for my signing my signature book! It always pleases me to see someone signing it! And you're a fellow PEEING Fresh Stain! Yay! Oh and also: Hi! - 11:25 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Well like you said. it was fun. very colourfull page you have too. i'm jealous. and as for PEEING i think i've found a new home there, that's all i'm doing at the mo. well and writing, but i keep running out of inspiration. also, hello YesTimeToEdit, it's very nice to meet you.Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 11:49, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
Very nice to meet you, too! Glad you had fun signing it ( :-D ). As for my userpage, I'm actually in the middle of changing it right now, it's going to be a little less colourful and a little Yeh I agree with you on Peeing, I like it because I've found I'm relatively good at it. I'm always slightly nervous about writing humour aricles, although I have one relatively successful UnNews article and I'm also working on this thing. Oh and good luck on reviewer of the month! - 11:59 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Thank you, but i really don't deserve RotM (this month at least) Mightydandelion is far better than i am. but i hope your article gets featured! it's really good! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 12:18, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
Maybe not this month, but I reckon you deserve RotM maybe the next, or the month after it, I've looked at a couple of your reviews and they're very good! And about my VFH article, thingy: Thanks! I've been crossing my fingers for a while, I really didn't expect it to get this far, even. Anyway, I can just continue to hope, oh, and thanks for the vote...and the compliment! :D - 12:22 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
well thank you, i do try as i like getting feedback on anything i've worked on, so i'm just returning the favour really. and remember just how cool you are when my future article makes it to VFH. if it does, lol. i've actually just come up with a pretty good idea... you ever read 1984 by George Orwell? and have you ever heard the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup? mmm... i think this could work.Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 12:37, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
Lol - I will remember just how cool I am when you've got an article on VFH. In fact I love it when people whore their stuff to me. So on that note: If you ever have anything you want me to vote for, just leave it here. I've heard of and read 1984 the book but have only heard of 1985 the song. If you want help with the article in any way, just ask!- 12:41 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
i was actually thinking of doing an untune the story of 1984 to the tune of 1985, not actually read the book yet (i'm on page 38) but the idea just stuck me as interesting. i will ask for help if i get stuck and thanks for offering, good to make friends here.Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 12:57, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
Sure is! Have fun with the song...! - 12:59 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

RE: Bullet For My Valentine Review

If you read the actual article on Wikipedia you will realise that I did put a lot of jokes relating to the actual band. Song titles are parodies of actual BFMV songs and many other bits relate to the actual band. The preceding unsigned comment was added by FairyGarland (talk • contribs)

I suspected so, i just didn't get a chance to read the wikipedia article (and i try not to anyway as articles should be able to stand by themsleves). although you could try putting a wikipedia link template ({{Wikipedia}}) on the article page. i can see you have made some improvements but do swap around "discography" and "contaversy" as it does break the flow of the article. also don't forget to sign comments with the tidles ~~~~! i alsways used to forget to, so don't worry. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 12:18, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

RE: Tarquin Middelton

Thanks for the review, your comments were very helpful. I’ve made some of the changes you suggested to the Tarquin Middleton Article, mostly the sentences that needed to be cut. I’ve also reworded some parts that didn't quite work.

I really like the idea of the cartoons, but don’t have enough time, or Photoshop ability to make them. I might ask for them on image request.

As for the blog, it was originally intended as a sort of Easter Egg for the article. However I’m going to continue making short posts daily, as I’ve become strangely addicted to it!

--Winstanley1 12:13, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Yeah i would do the cartoons myself -- i have an abundance of time -- but i'm not nearly depressed talented enough. it's just it would absolutly compleate the article for me. it still was the funniest thing i have read though and the blog too is just fantastic, really, i'm glad you're gonna keep that up. anyway, i am just gonna re-read the article and i'll correct minor mistakes as i go, then i'm taking this to VFH! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 14:45, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

RE: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo:Sexually Stimulate an Ant

Hey Orian. Are you going to review mah artickle? I know you were trying to whore yours to me, but I just can't do it. Do you plan to review HowTo:Sexually Stimulate an Ant even though your whoring will go unfulfilled?   Le Cejak <May 13, 2008 [12:41]>

yeah i'm in the middle of it but i'm also doing exams and stuff at the minute too, i've got half way through the review, and should have it to you later. sorry i normally get them done faster. and the template whoring thing is just a bit of fun. so yeah it's getting done, i apolgise for my snailishness.Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 14:50, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
I wish I could review your article, too, but I'm just so damn lazy. Plus finals too, yeah. Take your time, Orian, and I hope you enjoy it!   Le Cejak <May 13, 2008 [14:51]>

oh, i haven't updated this part

The reason why I have it there is because at the time (about August-September 2007) when I placed that in the list, the article had a template that said it needs rewritting. Since, you rewrote it, I'll just remove it from my list then. --Dark Paladin X 20:23, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-15-08 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:58, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for teh review

Thanks for reviewing my UnNews article. I though it was a good idea, and so did you! Hurray! I'll be sure to take into account your ideas and suggesitons. Thanks.--Garionepsilon 19:58, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

You’re very welcome, especially since you took five seconds out of your day to thank me. That’s all I ask for; some acknowledgement. I’m actually kinda worried that that review wasn’t the best work I’ve done, I’m waiting for the committee to get back to me on that. Anyway it was a good article and I’m glad you’re willing to take on criticism – other wise what’s the point of putting it up for review? Sorry I’m gurning now… *grumbles to self about the state of the world* Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 20:09, 16 May 2008 (UTC)


Pyotr Kuznetsov Pyotr Kuznetsov Says: "Thank You For Voting!"
Pyotr Kuznetsov would be here himself, but what with his psychiatric treatment and all, he sent Dora to convey this message.
Oh wait, Dora's dead! Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for this!

Please accept the preceding generic template as a sign of my gratitude, Orian57. - 08:20 17 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yay! A template! I love templates! No really, and congratulations on the feature. i'm not jealous... Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 10:46, 17 May 2008 (UTC)


This is deserved. Thanks for a lot of hard work, Orian. Hope this shows we value you! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:21, May 19

Yay! Recognition! To be honest I already felt valued with the nom for RotM but I think this golden urinal is a good idea. Is there a golden port-a-loo for if people get 50 in depth reviews? Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 14:28, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

well, we don't know what a "port-a-loo" is, but there is a platinum urinal for 50-plus reviewers!   Le Cejak <May 20, 2008 [20:00]>
You don't know what a port-a-loo is? A portable toilet? and yeah i saw the platinum pisser, i'm 23 away from that though it will be mine! ...oh and sorry again cajek for not geting your ant review done. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 20:08, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh, I whored that to everybody and their grandmothers. Don't worry about it, I've done that, too.   Le Cejak <May 20, 2008 [20:18]>

Yup, you guessed it, another review related header

Just saying thanks for the pee on Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls?, it's really appreciated. Also, d'you reckon it'd be good enough for VFH if I fixed the tone? Just wondering, since I got two positive reviews. Thanks! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 19/05 15:08

Yeah, I think it probably would. like i said the concept in it's self was really funny so i'd be happy to nominate it, when you've fixed it up. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 15:16, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for the encouragement! I'll get right on it. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 19/05 19:18
Rightio, I changed the prose around so it was classier and got rid of the swears, as well as the couple of other fixes you mentioned. I put up a pic request at RadX's as well. Ta again for the excellent review, it really helped! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20/05 19:06
I shall have a look in a while as I'm working on an article of my own that may actually be good (I think i'm getting the hang of writing articles now) and in the process of peeing but you know if I ever happen to have an article that has been in the toilet for ten days you are more than welcome to pee on it (I always find your reviews helpful). Yeah... that was subtle. Anyway thanks for showing your apreciation, I want you to know that it's apreciated. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 19:22, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Sure, that's fine. I noticed you working on Recent Changes, that's looking quite alright I must say! Pee wise, I've got a bit of a fever right now, but if its still there tomorrow I'll have a look at it (be warned though, it'll be my first in around a month, I hit a wall post-RotM). Tatty-bye! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20/05 19:28
Review is done! Looks pretty good, especially considering the title. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 22/05 19:24

Re.:Admin Treats Pee Review

Can you fix that article, or is it too sick to live? Alien Hunter 01:04, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Personally I don't really want to, and think that, yes, it may be best to just let it die. But don't despair! Maybe try a rewrite, like I suggested. Also if you need help with anything don't be afraid to ask, I'll be happy to help out. If I can. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 01:14, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Can you fix it up similar to The shits article? Alien Hunter 21:37, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Like I said i'm not too sure i want this article to stay in existance any longer than nescessary. But if you insist on keeping it you need to put the work in yourself, not just because I might be doing something but because it'll help you improve, take some of my pee review advice and look at other works for inspiration. When I said try a rewrite I meant take an article than needs rewriting and work with it as that way you have a concept. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 21:55, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:16, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Marcus Fenix Pee Review

Thanks for the review. It was extremely useful, as I kind of lost myself halfway through finishing it. I'll be sure to make the changes you suggested, especially when portraying Marcus as a real person and not just a video game character. -- KneeChee27 18:22, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

You're very welcome. it's nice to see that someone is taking my advice. If you need further feedback just ask, though if you want a second review it's probably best to get someone else's opinion. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 18:31, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
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