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edit A very good rape to you sir

No charge for this one, but next time it will cost you. --ChiefjusticePS3 12:22, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Is still going? I mean I thought the trend would have at least shifted by now.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:33 25 March 2010
That's not fair! You wanted me! ME!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 19:45, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
No, no, no. I'm just much better than you at satisfying Orian's needs. --ChiefjusticePS3 19:47, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)

--ChiefjusticePS3 22:08, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 04:45, Apr 2 2010 UTC

edit You're starting to kinda piss me off.

Could you sometimes ask if I need help? I'm the type of guy who usually doesn't think about it until someone else brings it up. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 21:51, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

As am I.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:53 3 April 2010

edit Quit corrupting HELPME

You pervy perv. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 02:47, Apr 4 2010

Pelargonium had a part in that as well, you know. :DSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 03:20, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not corrupting him, I'm grooming him. It's probably legal.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 09:59 4 April 2010
You're so gay!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 14:52, Apr 4 2010 UTC
Homophobe! whose son is gay FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:58 • Sunday, 4-04-2010
Oh yeah, how is that little queen getting on, Puppy?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:04 4 April 2010
What am I, a dog?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 18:18, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Worse. You're a spleen weasel FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 18:44 • Sunday, 4-04-2010
No, Butt Badger.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:11 4 April 2010
No, you're a womb newt --Mn-z 02:59, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
He's doing well. He's doing his best to become a stereotype and has joined the drama group at his school, and is going to be doing a dance to Jai ho or however it's spelled - apparently the last song in the movie slumdog millionaire. He showed me the routine that he was doing and I felt so proud - my boy is training to be a podium dancer!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 22:21, Apr 4 2010 UTC
Well I'm glad to hear that he's doing good for himself. How about you, how you getting on and things, I don't recall teh last time we spoke.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:11 4 April 2010
Wait, wait. I take that back. Drama? Bollywood. He's not a fan of Glee is he? Cos if he is, shoot him.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:12 4 April 2010
Helpme is gay now or something?!? --Mn-z 02:34, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
If by "now" you mean "since sixth grade", then yes!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:39, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
How many gay people do we have now? --Mn-z 02:58, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Everyone except you, after that party.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 03:03, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Yep - Bollywood, and a fan of Glee. I know - I'm trying to encourage him to start drinking and putting on weight but he prefers to listen to pop and soft-rock and staying stubbornly skinny. I console myself with knowing that if nothing else, at least he'll be popular with a particular set of people.
And I'm still the same old me. Wake up, work, sleep, repeat ad nauseum.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 03:06, Apr 5 2010 UTC
What you mean people who like atractive people? They're always a bit shallow. Although from what you said, looks are all he has going for him. Glee -- I hate Glee.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:13 5 April 2010
You know, I think we may have more gay people on Uncyclopedia than straight ones. /shifty eyes Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 06:45, Apr 5 2010
Necro, if you were gay, that'd be okay, I mean cause hey, I like you anyway! Because you see, if it were me, I'd feel free to say that I was gay, but I'm not gay. Also, haha. Corrupting HELPME, kinda like corrupting a HELPME file on a computer. Sounds ALPHANUMERIC! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:11, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Hey Dex, Good to see you around these parts again. Even though I have no idea what you're talking about. Well I get the first part, Necro is in the closet, but after that... Lost.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:13 5 April 2010
Necro is gay too?!?!?! --Mn-z 15:51, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Probably. I mean he's here isn't he. So Mn, what did your parents say when you told them?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:06 5 April 2010
I am not gay. On an unrelated note, I heard Orian is a preggosexual. --Mn-z 19:02, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
I am actually gay for women. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 16:37, Apr 6 2010
Yes. It looks like Uncyc attracts men that are gay, bisexual, or just in the closet.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 07:08, Apr 5 2010 UTC
Or British. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:23, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
Everyone knows that gay and/or British people write the best humour. No joke. Most of my favourite writers, humour or otherwise, are gay and/or British. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 08:39, Apr 5, 2010
I've been very UnAustralian... let me try this again. Aren't all you Pommie blokes pooftahs anyway?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 08:42, Apr 5 2010 UTC
Mmmmm, Pooftah FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:59 • Monday, 5-04-2010
Well if it helps I'm both gay and British. Bow to me and my talentz.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:13 5 April 2010
If only you would take time off having indiscriminate gay sex to write more stuff for Uncyc, you'd probably be remembered as a better writer than Hardwick Fundlebuggy. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 12:57, Apr 5, 2010
who? --nldr 13:00, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Sacrilege! Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 16:35, Apr 6 2010
He's still a virgin, FYI. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 13:04 • Monday, 5-04-2010
And how might you have come across that information? ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 13:26, Apr 5, 2010
He once told Faggle so. And it happened that I was stalking Faggle at that time FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:11 • Monday, 5-04-2010
Yes, because stalking a gay man is the true test of masculinity. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 16:35, Apr 6 2010
More masculine then stalking a girl - gay men hit harder.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 21:49, Apr 6 2010 UTC
One way or another, yes. --nldr 21:57, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
Hehe. Heh. You said "hit." —Pelozurian (talk) 22:40, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:53, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit Happy Birthday

Cake

Ditto.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Saturday, 20:51, Apr 10 2010 UTC sexy-birthday-pic-1.jpg

That is most thoughtful. And quite pretty. I think I might keep that... Hmmm Fap fap fap fap.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:24 11 April 2010

edit Happy 20th BD

SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 06:21, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Where are you getting 20 from, stalker. But thank you I had a good day.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:23 11 April 2010
You were 19 a year ago. Duh! :P SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 13:29, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.

--ChiefjusticePS3 20:34, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSkype

Hey! You! We haven't seen you in forever! Get on Skype or dieeeeee! Love, Ethine sig 

I haven't really got on in ages. I had a temporary job thing for a while so couldn't have late nights like a used to and then i kept forgetting to log on to skype and things. i have popped on in the past few days though, cos i was thinking about you, but didn't see anyone on. I understand just now that it was because i was appearing offline. :S I am online now calling you but you're not answering!!!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:41 26 April 2010
What she said, but like a month later, what are you? Some kind of homosexual? --ChiefjusticePS3 20:51, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
I was back, then got busy again, then forgot. Now back again and talking to you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:58 15 May 2010

edit UnSignpost 1 May

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:15, 1 May 2010

edit PLS judging

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognizant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognizant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 12:57 May 24 2010

edit Please, somebody...

kill this motherfucker already.~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 03:40, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit Please, somebody...

help this motherfucker already.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 04:30, May 31 2010 UTC

edit Please, somebody...

...specifically me. I like to be pleasured.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 04:48, May 31 2010 UTC

Oh hey look I have friends!!!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:20 31 May 2010
That's an illusion. We really just want to take advantage of you for sex.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 05:26, June 12 2010 UTC
Yay! Annonymouse sex partners -- what being gay is all about!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:08 12 June 2010

edit Please, somebody...

Think of the children... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:09, 24 June 2010

edit All the news that's unfit to print!

--ChiefjusticePS3 12:08, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Where have you been/?

It's been over a month and a half since you've been on Skype. Get on, fgt. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:55, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

My internet is broken!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:56 8 July 2010
We miss you. You could have been new boy-candy for Ape. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:04, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah I've been busy. I'm litterally there now though, nothing seems to be happening, isn't there a call or something?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:06 8 July 2010
Tell Ape that he's mine.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 10:09, July 08 2010 UTC
Yeah that fag Dexter already told him. Detxter is a big jew-nigger-fag.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:28 8 July 2010

edit Signpost: normal service resumed

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:51, Jul 9

edit Hello.

Goodbye. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (11:13 07-9-2010)

You say goodbye, but I say hello.....hello, hello.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Hello, goodbye and other pleasentaries.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:49 9 July 2010

edit Another UnSignpost! Rejoice!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:58, 16 July 2010

edit A heftily belated Fag of the Month award

This was due Jan 2010, and this session's voting began around June 2008. So the voting went on for like 2 years.

FotMBadge
Fag of the Month March 2008-January 2010 Voting

--Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 10:19, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Pee Queue thing

So yeah, at least one person has bitched in the forums that the queue is getting lengthy - it must be time for action! I'm respectfully requesting that every active peeing member do one or two reviews this week to hammer that sucker right down. You may already have done some, I'm just copy/pasting this message on to your page, so don't feel slighted, just feel I'm lazy - you'll be right. But if you haven't done any, do you think you could rattle a review or two off this week? Let's show 'em what we can do when we can be arsed! --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:43, Jul 19

Yeah if only the England football team had the same attitude as you! I don't care about football -- I mean not even remotely, but joking about the England football team's rubishness is currently fashionable.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:45 19 July 2010
A simple "no" would have sufficed. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:56, Jul 22
I never said no! I'm gonna do one right now. I was going to anyway!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:37 22 July 2010

edit Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again!

--ChiefjusticePS3 13:51, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit Oi 'ello?

You still doing shit on here? Do you have a moment? Don't worry if you don't do it, just popping in. Also how are you and other pleasantries... - [22:01 3 August 2010] PlebYettie

I haven't really done much on here all year in all honesty, I really want to but haven't been as creative and funny as I was last year. I'm only on at the minute because I still have everything on my watchlist e-mailed to me with changes and saw your name. How the fuck are you man!? I will try but It'll be tommorrow after work as I really need sleep!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:10 3 August 2010
I'm glad my name got you on. :) I am the fuck good. Very good, indeed. Enjoying the summer, just got back from holiday in France and have finished an English coursework bitch. How are you? How is the life? I haven't been on at all. Until today, really. Or a few days ago. I just decided. For some reason though, my watchlist emails don't really come through anymore?? What's up with that? But, dude, you're a grand cross mabbobi. And you have a million and two features. How was 2009 on uncyc? Treated you well? How was that book you were writing? I'm about 30,000 words into my own effort...(of course you'll get a signed copy when it becomes a million-copy bestseller). - [23:22 3 August 2010] PlebYettie
Better than your name getting him off... --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:09, Aug 4
Oh UU, that was beutiful. :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:55 4 August 2010
Actually I have much the same word count. Although about 5000 of those words were done last night. I kinda fell behind with my writing for a while. Rest of my life took off slightly. I mean I got a job, and I started going out a bit more. And video games kinda captured me aswell. Still back now, really need to finish the book, and writing here should keep my skills, need an idea though and they aren't flowing as easily as they used to.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:55 4 August 2010
Ideas are bitches. How far through your book do you think you are? - [12:54 4 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Hmm, just checked my word count and it's about ten thousand less than I though. It's hard to say how much I've got left to write though as I haven't written it yet, could guess I'm about a third into it. Don't really want a massively long 200billion word sci-fi novel, there's far too many of them and they all bore the shit out of me. what about you?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:48 4 August 2010
I agree, you don't probably be wanting to write a really long sci-fi. I've always been interested in thrillers. So that's mine. Thrillers are usually longer, I reckon, so I'm sorta at the beginning. We'll see. It's 63 pages. Of pure genius, naturally. But I feel this is far too serious, so uh, suck my big toe you green-bellied turd thief. - [18:15 4 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Well mine is more of a sci-fi horror, with thriller a bit I suppose, in the sense that everything is always blowing up. I'm keeping it moving fast so hopefully nobody will realise just how stupid the whole affair is.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:46 4 August 2010
Oh. Blowing is good. Blowing up is even better. Stupidity is good. To be honest it sounds like an epic. I would shake you by the hand in congratulations, but I remember how disgustingly clammy your hands are. - [21:16 4 August 2010] TheYetTalk
What do you expect after I've been wanking you off?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:37 4 August 2010
For you to invest in hand wipes? - [22:41 4 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Oh I have missed you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:48 5 August 2010
Indeed. I have missed me. So I must be good. - [13:28 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk

edit Ohai

Ello ello :) Long time no er... read/type... Anyway... HI!!!!!! -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 01:31, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Oooh you're new. Hi. - [01:57 4 August 2010] PlebYettie
Frank here is as old as the hills, Yettie. She replaced you actually. And she has a real vagina too! Hey Frank!!!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:40 4 August 2010
Um, no sig Orian? I call NOOB! Unless you're not Orian. If you're not, don't tell orian about the cyanide pills. And no one can replace me. - [16:33 4 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Piss off already!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:40 4 August 2010
Hi Yettie, I'm like a hybrid post-noob, during your hiatus I appeared and then got stuck in the wilds of Africa abandoning my dear Orian to face the far more dangerous wilds of Uncyclopedia on his own. But now we are all back, yay! -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:37, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
Orian, I'm suspicious of this "Sonje"...it seems like a Yettie Mark 2. And far far improved on little old mark one. And trying to steal your love for me. Hi, hybrid post-noob. I shall call you hpn from now. If that is okay? Good? So are you back at Uncyc now? How is that working out for you? Writing anything? Want a cookie? Do you have herpes, yet? - [17:53 4 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Do not be afraid sweet Yettie, I know of you by reputation, When I Orian speaks of you, tears well up in his eyes. HPN s fine, Orian calls me Frank or sometimes Eric, I also answer to several expletives. I don't really write, I just chop pics. I'd love a cookie, unless it will give me herpes as I have been rather vigilant in avoiding it up to now. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:08, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
Haha! Frank has herpes!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:49 4 August 2010
All this talk makes me feel like handing out pointless awards. It's the only way I can feel I have a sense of power. So this for Fuck/HPN/Frank/Girl:
Newcookie YesTimeToEdit has awarded you a cookie!
If you touch this Orian, I will personally bite your toes off. Sonje, my dear, don't let Orian near this cookie. This is a special, fat cookie, as you can, no doubt, see.
Orian keep your grubby hands off that. You'll give it herpes. And I swear your herpes is about ten times worse than any of the normal stuff I get from my dealer. Fuck/HPN/Frank/Girl, Orian's tears are no doubt of either relief that I am gone or missing having someone to ab(use). As for herpes vigilance, everyone tries herpes at some time. I would say now is time to break your virginity in this respect and get yourself some good old fashioned herpes. That's how they got their kicks in the olden days, so why shouldn't we do it now? They were very wise back then. Just don't get Orian herpes. That is all. - [22:09 4 August 2010] TheYetTalk
I'm sorta assuming that "fuck" is one of the expletives you answer too, if not, then I am so sorry. Is shit or crap more to your liking? Personally I think "fuck" has quite a ring. Although I shall be using HPN as a matter of course. You seem like a nice person to have hanging around at cocktails, well at least a decent replacement for some people. - [22:12 4 August 2010] TheYetTalk

Hey, I'm the noob that's stealing Orian from you, not Sonje! Get it right, God.--HM (T) 02:56, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Oh jeese. HELP ME!! They're all stealing my pretty orian!! - [11:28 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Oh don't flatter youerself, hep. You replaced Frank.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:52 5 August 2010
you need to be more consitant. Here I'm pretty but over at Aunt UU's I'm really ugly apparently.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:52 5 August 2010
It was an ironic pretty. Obviously. - [13:29 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Frank? You have another strange man behind my back? /swings hips, leaves--HM (T) 20:02, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
Oh I'd forgotten about you. How are you doing? If anything though you replaced Frank when she left.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:23 6 August 2010
Oh I love my fat herpesless cookie! Thank you Yettie! I agree that "fuck" has a lovely ring but I feel myself becoming attached to HPN as we type. Naturally Frank is also like second nature to me now. Perhaps I shall have to create a page to remind me of what my names are, it could be very existential.
Furthermore, Hello HELP, nice to meet you, I am actually not a man (though I like to think my balls are substantial), Orian is merely offended by my girl parts and thus refuses to acknowledge their existence. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:20, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
This offence orian is taking, they call it "gayism" these days I believe. But don't worry, I hear they've developed a cure. They just need to roll it out now. Hold tight, Orian! And wear/eat/sit on that cookie with the greatest of pride, hpn. I feel it should have an -ess on the end so that you don't sound like a machine. With an -ess you'll at least sound like a female robot or something. So hpness it is. - [23:34 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Hpness? That could have phallic connotations... Or I just have a dirty mind. But I suppose that is appropriate given the circumstances. So hpness it is. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:40, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
It would seem appropriate, yes. Unless you'd just prefer hpnherpes? - [23:52 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
As I have mentioned, I rarely prefer herpes. The phallicness in any form will probably please Orian as well. So let it be so. We may have to phallify your name too Yettie, but as I understand the phallicality of your gender is a long standing issue, so perhaps it is unneccesary. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:06, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
Someone's been telling you about my phallicality have they? Indeed it is a long standing issue. And no one, indeed myself, no exactly what's the shit with that. However, I believe that the general mood is that I am not phallically challenged. - [00:12 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk
I already knew you were a girl. Don't talk to me like you've been here longer than me. Oh. Wait.--HM (T) 02:19, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
Hah!! I come back and suddenly I'm a huge veteran. It's a good feeling! And what is up with that thatdamnedfellowspot person ignoring my advice? Gawsh! - [12:14 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk

edit I was writing something

And then decided it was totally inappropriate for the publicness and the unhelpfullness of Uncyclopedia. Lucky. I would have regretted that. Off to get drunk. Or something equally as masculine. - [02:18 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk

Fuck a man would be my alternative. I mean that's pretty masculine.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:56 5 August 2010
That is, indeed, a particularly masculine pursuit. - [12:12 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk

edit It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:49, 5 August 2010

edit Hello again.

Just dropping in. I'm having a shitty time working all day and I'm going to my last year of school before college and so I decided I should start editing again, if not for a few days, to get my mind off things. I decided this was the best userpage to start in, because mine is a piece of shit. So yeah, hi. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:21 08-6-2010)

OMG! WHAT ABOUT ME! HI! HI HI HI! I WAS JUST GOING OVER TO YOUR USERPAGE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE LIKE "COME BACK". UNCYC IS ONLY THE BEST WAY TO FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE. I'VE MISSED YOU! PLANNING ON WRITING ANYTHING? I CAME BACK ONLY A FEW DAYS AGO AND I'M ALREADY THINKING WHAT USELESS STUFF I CAN DO! OH HAI! - [12:44 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Oh awsome, I'm trying to be more active than I have been recently aswell. Good to have you back!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:47 6 August 2010
DON'T EDIT CONFLICT ME EVER RAH RAH RAH I'M ONLY IN FOR LUCH I DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING TIME YOU TWAT BAG!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:47 6 August 2010
I'M SORRY YOU CUNT BUCKET! RAWRRR! I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT ALL THESE COME BACKS ARE CLEARLY SPONSORED, INITIATED AND INSPIRED BY MY OWN. BUT I'M NOT YET THAT DELUSIONAL. - [12:55 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
AHH YOU'RE SUCH A COMPARTMENT FULL OF FEMALE GENITALS METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (22:54 08-6-2010)
EWWW! - [22:57 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
OR A TWAT BAG, WHATEVER METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:11 08-6-2010)
YAY! - [23:12 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk

edit Yo, biatch!

Are you around or was that a lovely, dainty illusion? I have shit to whore... —SOD OFF WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:31 14 August 2010]

edit Remember this?

UnTunes:7 Shits. Sonje recorded it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:36, 14 August 2010

Not a bad recording that. —SOD OFF WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:38 14 August 2010]
That is not bad. Sonje has a band or something I think. she had a few songs on MySpace or something I heard. they were really good.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:53 14 August 2010
Oh really? Have a bit of a crush on her, do we? VFH anyone?SOD OFF WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:18 14 August 2010]
I only have room in my heart for one girl, Yettie, you know that <3    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:20 14 August 2010
/me adopts misogynist tone. Lulz, room in your heart for one girl? You people make me laugh. But also, that is very sweet. What's come over you? —SOD OFF WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:22 14 August 2010]
You have, Dearest. Maybe next time you can make it inside before cumming.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:23 14 August 2010
Oh that's supposed to be funny is it? Hahaha. I'll get my new buddies onto yo weird ass. No...wait...they'll be going nowhere near the before mentioned area of the body. They'll just be...ah forget it. It's not my fault I have no stamina, you're just so damn sexy. —SOD OFF WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:28 14 August 2010]

edit Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost

--ChiefjusticePS3 11:55, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Skype

Get on. Oli and I are on. So is Charlie Chaplin. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:05, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

My spidey sense is tingling -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:07, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
Oh god! Oli's homosexual is ercting. I'd love to but I'm in my grandma's house for the next few days so can't because of where the conversations are likely to go.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:10 24 August 2010
Just dump some sleeping pills in her soup, works a treat -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:14, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, fuck that, just do this: 221-kick-grandma.gif -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:16, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
I'd like to. but no. sorry.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:18 24 August 2010
You'd like to violently kicl your grandma in the head, you're a terrible person. I love it -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:39, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit I saw you making edits!

And you don't even bother saying hi to me? I feel disgusted! Disgusted, dear sir! Disgusted! Disgusted! —SOD OFF WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:59 24 August 2010]

oh Yettie I love you, you know this. :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:56 24 August 2010
You are such a slurry.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 21:59, Aug 24 2010 UTC
Well you're a curry! I LOVE YOU TOO ORIAN! —SOD OFF WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:04 24 August 2010]
That's what I get for using Aussie slang. Does slut bucket make more sense to you?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 00:51, Aug 25 2010 UTC
As in the bucket sluts carry around to carry their slut paraphernalia? —SOD OFF WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:59 27 August 2010]

edit UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:49, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hey Daddy why did you abandon me

Well, I'm coming back. And I'm determined to end your losing streak of adoptees. Just one thing: How do you change usernames, like TPLN became GlobalTorniquet? Because I wanna do that. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 23:14, September 12, 2010 (UTC)

Honestly no idea. talk to UU as it'll probably have to be done through an admin. good to see you back. not that I noticed you were gone. I haven't been around either.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:20 12 September 2010
Okay, now I will make a forum calling out for attention to get back into the groove. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 23:26, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
So I've been reading some of my previous work and I think this has some serious potential, could you please help me expand it and touch it up and whatnot? This is your chance to, for once, not be a crap father. Read the review if you'd like, there's a link on my userpage. I wanna make it kinda Behind The Music-y, if you know what I mean. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 20:56, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
Daddy is supposed to abandon you, and leave you with a strange military man that wears short shorts.--HM (T) 23:34, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hey

Just wanna see if you still do anything here. I'm LongLiverh3 but I changed my name. I've been doing great. --~~First Child Rei Ayanami (give orders) 00:17, October 24, 2010 (UTC)

I'll do it later -- I Promise.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:22 26 October 2010

edit Where are you? What are you doing? Come back this instant!

Srsly! Stop being away. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:15, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

I'm tottally here. 110%. How you been doing my marvelouse Frank!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:29 26 October 2010
I'm excellent! And you? What are you writing? You have been too quiet.
Ooh, also, I have a special piccie up on vfp that you will like. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:55, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Orian you bearded scottish homo

talk to us on skype some time... I'm in China at the moment, but fortunately Skype isn't barred here -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:56, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

You know this. I actually forgot about skype. Like properly. I was working and had to keep social hours. That's gonna change. see you in a minute.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:58 9 December 2010

Hey it's Orian! —SOD OFF WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:29 11 December 2010]

Oh man! Are you still around! I went to your page but it looked like you hadn't been active. How's it going dude?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:33 11 December 2010
Welcome back, btw, Yettie is still a drama queen. --Mn-z 02:10, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
Of course I'm still a drama queen. And i've always been "around", just not really "active", as "such". Still getting watchlist "emails", so yeh. I'm still here. Ish. You can't get rid of me that easily! :) I'm fine, fine. How are you? And Mnbvcxz! Go clean the dishes! —SOD OFF WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:45 12 December 2010]

edit Um... What?!?

You've obviously been peeing for quite a while. But I don't know if you know, when doing a pee review, you tell the writer how to make the article better. Which you did not do here. You just harped on how it was just a copy of AAAAAAA!. And then told me to get it deleted. I'm sorry but no. That is not what you do in a pee reveiw. I am reverting your edits on that page. --Magic Snow man 21:29, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Also it wasn't in depth. --Magic Snow man 21:30, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
Right, Magic man, be polite first of all when addressing someone who has made an honest effort to help you improve a piece of work. Second of all you don't decide what is an in-depth review and you certainly don't revert the edits of a reviewer. I hope I am making myself clear, if you feel I am being entirely unfair then you can let me know on my talk page. --ChiefjusticePS3 21:52, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
Sure, I'm the one who can't conduct myself in the peeing circles... Snideness aside. My point was that I didn't feel it could be made better as I explained. I advised that you chalk it up to a bad concept and moved on, I also tried to give you pointers for the future. It wasn't a personal attack and I hope you don't see it as such. Like Cheif said you don't revert a review either as that screws up Cajek's list and remember: you asked for an opinion on your article, if you feel that my opinion was not what you wanted to hear, then you ask for someone else's opinion.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:26 13 December 2010
The honourable gentleman Orian committed a typo. 2 shillings to the boy who can find it! Also, penis. :) —SOD OFF WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:38 13 December 2010]
Cheif =/= Chief dicks lol Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat23:34, Tuesday 14 December 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
No, I'm sorry. I acted unfairly. And I'm sorry. I was in a bad mood. I'm sorry. --Magic Snow man 22:40, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry I missed this a minute ago what with that Monster galavanting about. It's OK we all have bad days. Sorry we got off on the wrong foot now let's have sex cake!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:07 13 December 2010
I guess no one wants the two shillings then! Hah! Very well! Your loss, dear sirs. I am off to buy myself a much deserved apple and lemon crumble! —SOD OFF WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:49 13 December 2010]
This is a humour wiki Yettie it's Serious buisness!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:56 13 December 2010
Is that another typo I do spot? Deary me. But my apologies if I've corrupted the seriosity of the business of this humorous wiki. No, that is not the American way of spelling it. Humorous is just spelt like that. Which is weird, right? I know. Anywho, let your frivolities persist! —SOD OFF WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:04 13 December 2010]
Wow, now that is a lot of typos... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:55, 14 December 2010

edit Oh shit! It's another unsignpost!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:25, 16 December 2010

edit Pee Review for Bespin

Hey there

You posted in my pee review request page that you were likely to review my article on Bespin. I understand if you are busy or no longer wish to do the review, I just wanted to know what the standing was on that, and whether I aught to be expecting it or not.

If you already read it and have some thoughts on it, but don't want to do the full review, I am still open to any improvements you think can be made to the article.

Thanks, I am greatSoup? 07:03 22-Dec-10

Oh, btw, nevermind on this, Lyrithia went ahead an reviewed it, but thanks for being willing to. I am greatSoup? 21:46 30-Dec-10

edit This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:49, 23 December 2010

edit No, it's not a fish

Well spotted

Well. Spotted.

I thought so anyway.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 10:21, Dec 27 2010 UTC

edit UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:41, 30 December 2010

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:58, Jan 6 2011 UTC

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:47, 13 January 2011

edit Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:15, 20 January 2011

edit UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:43, 27 January 2011

edit The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:36, 3 February 2011

edit This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:28, 10 February 2011

edit Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:15, 17 February 2011

edit UnSignnull pointer exception

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:43, 24 February 2011

edit All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:06, 3 March 2011
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