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There is no hope for this poor page now

Well I never, pristine purity? This cannot be allowed to remain for any significant time. I shall do what must be done. I am unashamed. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:25, Jul 10

UU!!! /me dive tackles UU/ I've missed you so much! How you doing? what did I miss?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:27 10 July 2009
You missed everything exciting that could possibly happen in the history of this site. It will never be that fun again. Also, you missed Anderson taking a couple of wickets, but unfortunately the Aussies taking almost complete control of the first test. And I know that will upset you massively. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:32, Jul 10
Oh you haven't changed a bit have you! We should go for coffee - or a meal even, be good to catch up after all these years, I'll even give you a signed copy of my latest novel - my edititor says it's gonna be huge!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:36 10 July 2009
Heh, you said tit! --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:39, Jul 10
Yeah. I left all that gay stuff behind a while ago, have you met my wife?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:41 10 July 2009
I can't work out which is the better work of fiction - that comment or the novel... --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:45, Jul 10
Is it me or did this text just get bigger? Also the novel. Made the wife up in three seconds flat. The novel took much much longer.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:48 10 July 2009
10 minutes? 15? --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:49, Jul 10
No but seriously, this text. Also why is my new header only working on this page and not the others?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:51 10 July 2009
Text looks OK to me. Far as I can see. Of course, it is friday, so I'm not really concentrating. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:56, Jul 10
I swear it looked bigger! And it's yay it's Friday! The conclusion to Torchwood - they killed Ianto last night! How could they!?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:59 10 July 2009
Never mind that - 5 o'clock has ticked past - I'm outta here! Kapwinnnnng! --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:11, Jul 10
Meem-eep    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:12 10 July 2009
I promised myself I wasn't going to do this, but I can't let this go. More beer, more beer. More beer, more beer. More beer, more beer, more be-e-e-e-er! Oh yeah. Oim from Oz. Edit #991 Pup 23:58, 10 July 2009 (UTC)


Thanks for not at all letting-that-slip-at-all-to-someone-who-may-not-have-finished-watching-it Orian. But anyway, real thankies now!


 Thanks for voting for this. Cat appreciates it too. Or I think she does, because she's chewing the carpet quite happily.

Hang on a second, that doesn't look like the carpet. No! She wouldn't! Not the cabbages...!!!
Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:08, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

=) Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:03, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Sorry! I cried though! Poor Ianto. The whole of this series was awsome and it comes a brilliant conclusion. And you're welcome, I loved that article just as much as I did Ianto.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:13 11 July 2009
Conclusion! You mean this is the end of Captain Jack? Noooooo! Pup 12:28, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
Well now look whose spoiling it for him.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:41 11 July 2009
Saw episode 1 last night... I am so in love with this series... Pup 00:24, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh it is exceptional. Ep 2 dips a bit but generally is's great. Made up for the fact There isn't a proper series of Doctor Who this year.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:40 13 July 2009

Hi! (Or, Yet Another Exclusive Convo between Methy and Orian)

I'll be on and off during the summer, I have less free time on my hands, apparently I was beaten with a bat until I took a restaurant job to pay part of the rent or something. How are you doing? Also, do you like my sig? No? OKay. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (18:19 07-12-2009)

Oh hey, cool. I've been trying to find work too, but you know credit crunch. Or something. It's good to see you! Also, would you vote on this for me? It's not getting enough attention. I have two other things on VFH too but they're doing fine. That was just plain whoreing, how you don't mind. And your sig looks more yellow and it's in english, both improvements in my book. :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:24 12 July 2009
Oh it changes colour! that's cool too.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:25 12 July 2009
I forgot to tell you that 3 days ago, I was here for two years. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (18:30 07-12-2009)
Yeah you were under a different name for long enough, but I never really new you untill you became Methy. Anyway, good to see you around again!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:32 12 July 2009
I'm guessing either names or activity depend on the amount of people who know you. Probably both. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (18:37 07-12-2009)
Activity more than names I'd imagine. I didn't avoid you as Jasper I just didn't see you much. Also :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:42 12 July 2009
By the way, "It was a promise I gave, it's a promise you'll get" is another way of saying, "Don't forget, I'm nomming you in January". METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (18:44 07-12-2009)
Yes but I'd like to get at least over 20 features before deserving writer of the year. Thanks though, check out my user page and the read tab at the top to see my latest works.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:47 12 July 2009
You only need like 8 more features. After Trapped at Sea, you'll only need 7, you can manage that for the next 5 or 6 months. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (18:52 07-12-2009)
Yeah, I've got 3 articles on VFH right now, so I'll most likely have 15 by the end of the month. But I'll probably end up trying to get into the top five in Hall of Shame. But yeah, I really apreciate your support!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:55 12 July 2009
Always supporting you since August 2008. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (18:57 07-12-2009)
That shit (actually it's not that bad, but it does need some clean up)? What about Insomnia? It was much better and it was July 08.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:01 12 July 2009
I wasn't Vote For-ing until August. I voted for your Why? Don't You Have A Girlfriend. It was my first second vote in VFH. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (19:06 07-12-2009)
Cool. Also thanks for those other votes too! I'm pretty much gauranteed, three more features. I'll be ahead of UU then! And some other people. :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:11 12 July 2009
Once you get ahead of Cajek, who knows what will happen? METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (19:24 07-12-2009)
Well if that happens I'll almost certainly deserve it. Unless I cheat and just write twenty more Joshy Articles (I'm not gonna do that though, too pleased to have gotten away with LazyTown).    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:27 12 July 2009
So your Joshy phase is over, now comes your encyclopedic phase? You know what I've noticed? There was no sexual reference throughout this entire conversation. Should we take our pants off? METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (19:35 07-12-2009)
I've only done one good encyclopedic article, although I'm working on another. I really like UnScrits actually. I think that's gonna be my next phase. And what! I've been masturbating this whole time and never mentioned it!?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:39 12 July 2009
You have? You've been fapping so quietly I couldn't hear. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (19:41 07-12-2009)
/fap fap fap fap-fap-fap-fap-fap--TEAR/ Shit. I didn't know it could come off!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:43 12 July 2009
OH god! Another 911 situation! Where's RT when you need him? Where's the fucking insurance company? WHY WAS MY DAD A SCIENTOLOGIST?! METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (19:50 07-12-2009)
Yeah, no. Stop confusing our fathers! Yours was Catholic, and a rapist, mine was a Atheist turned Scientologist. ~SponsorshipSucks !!! (19:59 07-12-2009)
I wish I had an interesting life like that. The TV always makes it look like fun.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:24 12 July 2009
I've heard that a life is a good thing to have. I might try it at some stage. Pup 21:55, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
It's not so great. We sort of hate each other. We sort of want to shoot each other in the face. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (15:24 07-13-2009)
Well obviously I was being frivolous. Dunno about Puppy though, he seems just Austraillian enough to like it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:37 13 July 2009
Life is good. Doesn't have anything to do with being an Aurstraialllaiain. Has something to do with Prozac. Pup 07:43, 14 July 2009 (UTC)


It's been a while Orian, hasn't it?Cmc MgrMr. Isaak - "Wiry" - SeanMafiaHatBrown 00:17, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

It has. Now sort your sig. Put it in a template and then go to my preferences and enter: {{subst:nosubst|template name}} then click the custom sig box. Also Greak to see ya about, I thought you'd left.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:21 13 July 2009


No problem, but I hate zombies. They scare the living dead crap out of me. Loved the article though. Padddy5 23:11, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Fast zombies are scary. But slow ones are just pointless, as I showed in my article. Also in future you can just edit up the header on your page, I'll have put it on my watchlist. :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:13 14 July 2009

This is my 1,100th edit

Which given that it's a milestone, it seems a shame that I actually have nothing to say. Pup 08:28, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah my 10,000th edit was something like putting a comma in a pee review I'd just submitted but not proof read.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:07 15 July 2009

Welcome template

Hey there.
I found Template:Welcome, which was different from your message, and I am busy.
Pee Review --> "...Reviews are a requirement of you wish to self-nominate an article..." should be "if", I imagine. I also figure the page is probably protected, so if you don't mind, I'll leave this in your hands.
Thanks. (T C E) 11:27, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Just found it (I presume) in your userspace, another nice reason for me not to edit it, eh? :P (T C E) 11:34, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Ok, thanks, I'll sort that out. Also do you have your sig in a template, you should, if you do then it's leaking, I think possibly what Necropaxx said in the next conversation was actually to you. so see if you can sort that out, if you need me to explain what I mean then I will.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:57 16 July 2009
1) No, not a template.
2) at my signature - I have no "span" tags at all. (T C E) 11:24, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

You're sig code's leaking.

I think I see the problem. I'll see what I can do... Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:40, Jul 16

Hm. It looks like the problem is in your "My preferences" thingie. You'll have to do it. You're missing a ">" at the end of one of your span tags. Hope this helps. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:46, Jul 16
Wait me? but I haven't touched my sig since I changed it!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:02 16 July 2009


howdy, orian. the signpost is considering running a story on your recent string of success, and possible causes. would you care to comment? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:21, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Well I suppose it's down to being fantastic. And unemployed. But mostly being fantastic. Also I'm hoping to beat my record of 4 in a month, so I need at least one more. Not to mention the way VFH is I could probably get Soap Operas featured if I wanted. *hint hint*    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:30 16 July 2009
Om nom nom METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (15:47 07-16-2009)
that would have been funny if you hadn't really. Now I have to have people tear my work to shreads.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:52 16 July 2009

Orian's string of success. It's not as impressive as you thought, is it? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody

Well it's string. And it's successful at being string. What more do you want?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:56 16 July 2009
Well, there's only one against vote. That happens. If it doesn't make it, we can try again next week. Wait, what? METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (17:15 07-16-2009)


Remember considering it long ago in days untold? I'm considering it again. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (15:44 07-16-2009)

I don't actually. But if you've got an idea that'd be helpful.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:46 16 July 2009

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

I had to steal this paper! And i'm bloody in it!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 03:27 17 July 2009

A question for your Oriany contemplation

Morning chap. As someone with more features to their name than me (congratulations on that, by the way) and whose opinion on funny therefore is far more worthwhile than my own, can you give me a vague opinion on an idea I had? The basic intro is here. I'm considering putting flesh on its bones, but can't decide it it'll be worth bothering. The intro isn't funny as it stands, but do you think the idea it sets up has the potential to work, or should I just sick to creative ban reasons for now? I'm trying to find something that would re-ignite my writing mojo - doing lobster with Caj and Gerry reminded me that I like writing stuffs, but I've been struggling to find time, find an idea, and find the inclination to write something of my own again. Is this the place to start or not? A quick answer is all I seek. Pippings. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:23, Jul 17

It seems interesting, like you said not lol right now but it could be. also how does this strike you? I'm worried it's not funny and already a bit long dispite not being done with the first section yet. Also this seems like fun but we've probably already got stuff like it. Thoughts?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:17 17 July 2009

1200 edits

Looking back on the last 100 edits, and not much has changed. Pup t 15:16, 18/07/2009

Is this as shit as I suspect? I have a feeling it's not going anyplace funny.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:19 18 July 2009
Judgement is too askew at the moment - it's 1:30am and I'm only staying awake as I need to go and pick someone up from a party. Quick question - I've just had an article huffed that I didn't want to be and I'm trying to work out who did it and why. What would you do in my position? Pup t 15:29, 18/07/2009
Aah, worked it out - all is good. What's you opinion on this? I know it needs something, but I'm not sure what. Pup t 15:32, 18/07/2009
Being honest I'd find a concept that people will read. We already have backwards and it's just the same and (in my opinion) not funny. even if you bother reading it forwards, which is pretty difficult for most people. Basically this is like your other one with the dissapearing text whose name I can't remember, it's just the one clever and visual joke, which, for me, isn't enough. So for this I don't actually know what I'd do, probably something about a guy thinking back, but doing it so much he misses out on the now. But again this is just my opinion. but that script of mine, is it shit?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:44 18 July 2009
Just finished reading it. The genre is ripe for the ridicule - well and truly otherwise stuff like Scary movie wouldn't work. I'd probably put in more breaking the fourth wall stuff about how they have to do certain things a certain way as that's what the formula says. Stuff like "Oh, we have to end up in the same room together because that's the way this genre works." Think about the internal commentary in Scary movie - that kind of thing. There are a couple of giggles in there. It'll need substantial work to get it working though, and to be honest I don't see it being feature worthy.
Regarding Thinking back (and Vitligo) - they're both experiments in visual humour that's textually based. Thinking back was also to get me used to working in MediaWiki. To be honest I didn't even know that there was a "backwards" until I'd finished this. I actually didn't put Vitiligo forward for VFH, and at this stage probably wouldn't have voted for it if it weren't for my ego - I personally think it's the weakest article that I've done with the exception of maybe my list and carebears. Note how I don't link them from here - tells you something Pup t 15:56, 18/07/2009
Regarding my script. That's what I thought, not feature worthy so no point (now a days I only really write something if I intend it to be a feature). Also I dislike breaking the fourth wall, it can be good but I wouldn't base a whole article around it. but I do apreciate your feed back because now I can get rid of it and move on.
And it's good to see where you can go with things like that but I just dont think they do justice to writing, because the joke isn't in what's written but the font or colour and so you've bassically got a picture. Anyway, congratulations on your edit count, I have over 11,000 now.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:17 18 July 2009
I have over 1,000, but mainly because I never click the preview button. Also, can I get some opinions on my script? ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 21:55, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
I live by the preview button now... I've fixed a couple of minor spelling issues with the script, so I have no major issue with spelling or grammar. Obviously this is almost pure quotation so there's no issue with prose. Plot line is negligible, but then again it's meant to be.
I like the homage to the futuristic police movie. Watchmen, Logan's Run, and RoboCop and a few other bits and pieces spring to mind. I was waiting for the "Hand in your badge" line to spring into the mix. It is a little American centric, but given that most of these movies are American based there's no issue there. (Actually, even if it wasn't there'd be no issue, just a bunch of people from UK and Australia whining about it.)
I don't know about the Mexican bit. Aren't we able to pick on terrorists from an unnamed country? It seems to be de rigueur for western countries when trying to justify war. "...and end our lives in the peril of flames." actually makes no sense in English, even though I knew what you were trying to say. "Peril" means danger, so either change to " our lives..." or just drop out the "...peril of..."
I like the start where his boss is trying to explain to Tarabonn that Jill is dead. I'd probably extend that a bit, have each part of the story being brought out a bit at a time so that the Boss says everything short of the word "dead" and Tarabonn still not get it.
All in all it has promise. Steal as much as you can from the genre and use it. The more clichés from the movies the better. Pup t 01:11, 19/07/2009


I know you love my talk page, but i think that Benson is offended. He has a whole forum dedicated to something like that. zh 12:54, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

??? Those ARE the forums. They don't just look like forums.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:05 19 July 2009

1255 edits

Which is such a sucky number. If I had been thinking clearer I would have done this five edits ago. Got a little sidetracked with the PEEreview of the Bible. While I'm here though, I have one of yours that I'll look at tomorrow (as my blushing bride is telling me to leave the computer alone). But if you have the opportunity I'd like a sort perspective on this incomplete article. Pup t 09:14, 20/07/2009

okay, I looked at it. I'll look again tomorrow. Pup t 10:29, 20/07/2009
All right. I've slept on it, and in the cold light of the morning, I still don't like it. Concept is good, but execution is a little meh... I'd drop out larger parts of the first chapter - although I like the bit about getting into the warehouse and being completely redirected it doesn't fit in with the rest of the article. The actions scene is a little clunky and confusing. again, this is said all strictly IMHO. Pup t 21:24, 20/07/2009

Hi Hi!

Uh yeah, I haven't been doing much recently, but had an idea. This is very much in the idea stage, but can I ask some advice (as you are the master of funny, literally) - Do you think this is a) vaguely funny or has the possibility to be funny and b) work better as an UnScript or an UnTweet or what? Thank you plentifully! Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 19:00, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

Or, of course, you could ignore me. *hint hint*. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:49, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

No, wait. That's not what I meant at all! Please! Hello? Don't ignore me! Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:50, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

You know what I might do? I might just carry on talking to myself here on your talk page. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:51, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Actually, this is pretty fun. I mean, not super duper fun, but HI NAMEABLE!!! You look hot. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:52, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Why, thank you, Nameable. I might just say you are looking pretty fine yourself. So, what you up to? Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:53, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Me? Oh, I'm just hanging around on Orian's talk page. I have absolutely no reason, but meh. What about you, handsome chappie? Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:54, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh, you flatter me. Well I'm writing User:Nameable/Severe Nasal-Specific Seborrhoeic Dermatitis as a matter of fact. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:55, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Awesome. I think it's almost as good as Affair and Corn Flakes. Wonder who wrote those smashing articles, Nameable? Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:56, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
It was me! Ho ho ho! I do enjoy talking to you, Nameable. By the way, I love your sig. Really goes with Orian's talk page. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:57, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
You are so right. So does yours! Smashing. Hey, do you reckon Orian will mind we have taken over his talk page? Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:58, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Nah. I'm sure he'll be ecstatic with Nameable goodness! Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:59, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
But maybe it's a Nameable overdose, Nameable? Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:00, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
You are such a wimp, Nameable. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:01, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
But, we could get banned, Nameable! Banned! Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:02, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
For this? This is just a little bit of self-talking. No harm in that, is there Nameable? Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:03, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Suppose so. Hey, you like this? User:Nameable/UnScripts:Nurseryland Police Dept, Interview Transcripts, 1998 Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:04, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
No. As a matter of fact, I don't. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:05, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
OK, no need to be harsh! It's only in the beginning stages! Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:06, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Alright. Hey, do you reckon we might have the longest self-conversation in Uncyclopedic history here? Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:07, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Maybe. What are we doing again? Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:08, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Waiting for Orian. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:09, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:10, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
You know, we should tell him to read all the above links when he gets back. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:10, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Yep. Or we could just finish them and put them on pee review. Who knows if he's ever coming back? Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:11, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Hey, that's a thought...PEE REVIEW! Why didn't we think of that before? Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:12, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Beats me. You must be stupid, Nameable. Anyway, I'm off! Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 12:13, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Did somebody say something? Pup t 13:04, 25/07/2009
Oh shiit, sorry, I did forget. I'm sorry, I'm useless. I'll get back to you once I've found time. sorry, you've gone mad. :S    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:59 25 July 2009
Mad as in crazy? Me? Never. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 19:53, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
I think you mean SCHIZOPHRENIC! But that's not mad. In fact, I'd say it was our best quality. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 19:53, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually I think you meant !EID ,REKCUF-REHTOM ,EID dissociative identity disorder. Pup t 02:55, 26/07/2009

Well of course I meant dissociative Identity Disorder. It's just that he got it wrong. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 08:58, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Hey, that's not fair! It wasn't me! I hate you, Nameable. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 08:59, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Me? Okay, it was me. Damn you, Nameable, and your meddling personalities! Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 09:01, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
I'm confused! You're one of my personalities! Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 09:01, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
That's true. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 09:01, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
I'm a different one. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 09:01, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Shit. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 09:02, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

So I talked to you that one time for like 2 minutes before one of my best friends who was in Texas (far from me) got online and I had to talk to him and totally blew you off, but in a non-sexual way.

And you did not have an over-the-top Scottish accent. What's up with that? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:11, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

I am ashamed of Scotland and wish disassociate myself from it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:13 21 July 2009
Ah. Well I guess that makes sense. But now you are not generic.... I like others to be generic. I get a laugh out of it. What I'm saying is that I'm unable to get a laugh at your expense. Good luck with your self respect or whatever.... Douche bag. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:16, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:53, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

A request for a PEE

Orian, correct me if I'm wrong but did you not write a series of articles as Joshy, an incredibly irritating small child with an annoying tendency to get featured? If you did I have just come across an article written in a similar style sitting in the PEE queue. I thought that since you write in this style more than me you might give more pertinent feedback. I asked that nobody reviews for a couple of days so you could do it, but that, admittedly, is not much of a guarantee. Just comment on the PEE page for the article if you are going to review, if you aren't, comment and I will magically appear and review it myself. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:04, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

You know I was just thinking about doing a review (can't find an idea suitable to use in an article so might aswell be useful in other ways), and seen as how you were so nice about me I can't really refuse now, can I? However it'll have to wait for now because I'm working on another piece of writing that i hope will one day make known among the sci-fi freeks community and slightly more well off than I am now. :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:12 26 July 2009
Oh good, means another I don't feel obliged to do. Pup t 22:19, 26/07/2009

Hi Hi! The Prodding Continues...

So, you know when I went mad on your page? Like, er, just up there? With the dissociative identity disorder? Yeah, well, I think I'm cured now. But there is something which you could help me out with if you saw fit. However, you would only have to do it if you had the time and wanted to, obviously. But yeah. How are you? Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 15:19, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Best Fwiend (who's gay)

Why you no get me pwesent yet? Onwy about a week til my birfday Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 23:26,29July,2009

what kind of presents would a for nd a haf yirz old kid want? What? Do you want barney the retarted dinosaur to sing at your birfday part? No, we cant afford that.. You'll have to do with the singalong CD Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 23:59 July 29 '09
Stop bullying him! That's my job. me starts chanting "Cheddr is a poo head/ cheddar is a poo head" And I'm thinking about it, but I've bassically hit a wall when it comes to finding good ideas for anything. Hit a wall and fallen down a well of acid in the dark with no trunks on and headache.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:35 30 July 2009
Strangely, the story I wrote for Mahm00shA was easier to write than any other article I did, and it's funnier than most of them. And I'm not a poo-head! Your face is a poo-head! WAHHHH!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by CheddarBBQ (talk • contribs)
Yeah. But you didn't sign so bassically I have to kill you know, in seven days.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:10 30 July 2009
OMG! You're getting me The Ring on DVD! Awesome! Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 01:37,30July,2009
Now there's an idea. The Ring (nomminated the best gay porno of 2007!)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:58 30 July 2009
I thought that was Brokeback Mountain. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15:43,30July,2009
That was a shit movie.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:50 30 July 2009
The Ring or Brokeback? I never saw Brokeback but I do like Jake Gyllenhaal. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 16:05,30July,2009
Brokeback mountain. It was terrible and awful and American. The ring was ok, as horror movies go.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:10 30 July 2009

Tremble in the face of my feminine pheromones!

Just wanted to contaminate your talk page with girl cooties ^_^ --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:10, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

/Me gets my flamethrower/    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:12 30 July 2009
The only flammable things would be my clothing... Do you REALLY wanna go there Orian, I mean that could lead to serious questions about your sexuality. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:18, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
/Me gets my Ice machine./    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:55 30 July 2009
I think the cold will "raise" the same issue. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15:46,30July,2009
??????    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:57 30 July 2009
Cheddar is referring to the phenomenon whereby when you get girls cold in the frontal region, they get temporarily sexier. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:07, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
/me shakes head in disgust/ Freeks.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:32 30 July 2009
I thought that men had nipples too! Pup t 21:30, 30/07/2009
Yeah, but men with hard nipples don't get sexier. Unless they got those nice, pancake nipples. Those can't be anything but sexy. (Also, Orian, could I get my flamethrower back please? I'm getting lonely without it. I'm trying to burn shit with my oil-lamp right now, and it's just not the same.) Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:33, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Maybe we should do the democratic Uncyclopedia thing and have a vote as to who thinks that erect nipples on men are sexy. Pup t 21:37, 30/07/2009
Symbol against vote Against. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:58, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Against the vote, or against the fact that erect men's niples are sexy? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:18, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Please don't describe that as a "fact." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:42, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Also, "erect men's nipples" doesn't necessarily have the same meaning as "men's erect nipples." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:43, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Stopit! All this talk of man nipples is defeating the purpose of my girl cooties contamination! I'm trying to de-Eric-ify myself here. :/ --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:47, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, this thread has been derailed. This may call for emergency measures, like posting a picture of yourself in a very cold room. whistles innocently Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:51, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

The best I can do is this pic of Modus. Judging by the state of a few things, it was a pretty cold day. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 00:04, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Careful! You could poke somebody's eye out with those things. Pup t 01:58, 31/07/2009
Against no nipples are sexy.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:53 31 July 2009
Mouth nipples

Did somebody say no nipples? Sorry for the extra cooties.Pup t 05:01, 31/07/2009

ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!!!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:05 31 July 2009
okay, ignoring sexual prefs, I'd still say picture #2 is cuter than #1. She has a nicer smile. Pup t 05:09, 31/07/2009
No, she has horrible breast mutations.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:56 31 July 2009
Are you referring to the mutations on her breasts or are you suggesting that her breasts are in point of fact mutations? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:40, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
the first one. Although point #2 is just as valid.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:52 31 July 2009
According to my old anthropology professor, breasts aren't mutations - they're an evolutionary process whereby the buttocks were relocated to the woman's chest so that men can see them when the woman is sitting down. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:19, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Well I suppose it says something for the American education system that you didn't learn that in Biology.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:36 31 July 2009

I see you're having that problem, too.

I don't know why it is, though I suspect it's due to Wikia doing something. Also, here is the answer to your other question. Well, the answer is a yes. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:21, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Ah, thanks Dex! Here was me thinking it was a wizard, or something    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:33 31 July 2009


Lots of good advice in the review of What I did in my hols. Thanks--Sog1970 16:56, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

That's no problem.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:00 1 August 2009

A possible collab

The idea is Why?:I became a nihilist? Please consider. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 03:38, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

I honestly can't say that title brings many ideas to mind, care to expand on your concept?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:15 2 August 2009


I never visit the forums or IRC, so I'll just dump it here cause this is where all the cool kids hang out. Due to the cessation of unemployment, I will not be as focused on my Uncyclopeadian duties as I was previously. (Actually having said that, please feel free to vandalise my talk page as much as you like while I'm gone. You know, turn the lights on and off and get the mail so people think that I'm home.) Pup t 09:51, 2/08/2009

Aww! that's such a sha-- /me gets over it/    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:13 2 August 2009

Hi Hi! A Question For You

Do I exist? /mopes Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 15:07, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Did somebody say something? Pup t 08:29, 4/08/2009
Oh my god I knew it! Nameable mumble? 11:49, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Hey! It's that Puppy on the Radio - he's back! Yay! I'm so happy now. (@Nameable: I'm so sorry for being so useless - but this weekend has been busy, my grandparents are up so I've not had much time. What my excuse was before now I'm not yet sure. I'll look into it when I can.)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:53 4 August 2009
Don't worry. There is no need anymore. But I now feel eligible to be a bit of a whore. Meh. Nameable mumble? 12:05, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:36, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Hi again! (Methy/Orian Convo 2)

I've still been knee-deep in shit since I got that job, I don't think I'll be that active anymore, I'll probably be like VGDictator and stop by every few months. It's as if we're all reaching a crucial point in our lives where we all have things to do in real life. Weird... METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (03:48 08-4-2009)

Yeah, not me. While you are here though could you help make sure Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden gets into the top 3? A vote under LazyTown and Trapped at Sea wouldn't be a bad thing either. ;) Also I hope the shit isn't too bad.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:40 4 August 2009
It smells like Whoppers and frying oil. And you know I'd do anything for you, even if it's just voting. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (20:07 08-4-2009)
Hey you should get on Skype! Free internet phone, and theres a load of other uncyc types on there too.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:17 4 August 2009
Yeah, except I have no microphone. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:33 08-4-2009)
Well the next time you raid a house for drug money you should consider picking one up. :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:36 4 August 2009
I don't raid houses. I go to their house, make friends, and then secretly steal some money. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (02:31 08-5-2009)
Oh that's far enough. Hey have you seen where my TV went, it just sorta vanished one day.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:37 5 August 2009


George, my love! Hi. How are ya? Skype killed my account momentarily (has been for the last seventeen hours), and I've been pretty much unable to recover it right now. If you're planning on being online at all today, email me ( I'm sending goatse christmas cards this year. Anyways.

Fish and tofu, Sig 

Um, ok. Will you vote on teh above stuff?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:42 4 August 2009

Quick Question

On my "Pious Christians..." article on VFH, you wrote Abstain, but put your vote/comment in the Against section. Is it an Against vote, or an Abstain put in the wrong section? I don't want to correct whichever mistake it was, because I'm unsure. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:08, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh god, sorry. I did mean against. sorry. I feel like such a horrible fuck up, now. :S    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:03 5 August 2009
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