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Congrats on getting #1 of the month.

yOU ARE NOW IN THE SAME RANKS AS ME. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 00:52,16June,2009

I believe I already had a top article of the month. That was infact one of the best of 08. I also had a third place article in July last year (and it was my first feature!).    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:56 16 June 2009
Sorry that sounded kinda snooty, I didn't mean it to but basically, I'm better than you. Worm.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:04 16 June 2009
I knew that. I was trying to say it sarcastically. You've obviously been here much longer than I have. I haven't even been here long enough to be a contender in the top 10 of the year, but I have high hopes about HowTo:Get Over Jenny for 2009. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 01:12,16June,2009
Oh right. Well don't get them too high. ;-)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:19 16 June 2009
Thank you for crushing my dreams. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 01:41,16June,2009
I'm not trying to be mean, but personally, I thought the sandcastle one wasn't that good. Staircase CUNt 01:43, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
I was kidding Cheds! Hence the wink.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:50 16 June 2009
And I'm not gonna drink bleach. It's your problem if you didn't like it not mine. :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:50 16 June 2009
I know you were. I should make my sarcasm more obvious. <sarcasm>I hate you big meany!</sarcasm> And I liked Nursery a bit better than the sandcastle one. I was also disappointed to see the Device didn't make the Top 3. That was one of the funniest I've read this month. Made me actually laugh out loud at my comp a few times. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 01:56,16June,2009
Oh well, I personally had loads of fun writing both Sandcastle and Nursery but liked Sancastle a lot more, felt a bit more like I'd intended to write it rather than just lifted it out of thin air (in fact both were). I actully think it deserved the top three, flattered it got number one, though (I actually expected The Device to get that). And people say "it actually made me lol" like it's a rareity, I normally laugh out loud when I read articles.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:12 16 June 2009
I rarely LOL. I usually LQTS (that's a coined term, you must pay me before using it) Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:21,16June,2009
What does it mean though?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:25 16 June 2009
Laughing Quietly To Self Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:43,16June,2009
Ah, clever.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:44 16 June 2009
I know, right? But when that becomes the most commonly used acronym on the web, remember who cam up with it. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:58,16June,2009
Yeah but you forget, it's on my property.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 03:00 16 June 2009
I came up with that a long time ago, before I even started here on Uncyc. You think you're the only one I told it to? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 03:05,16June,2009
If I were you I wouldn't have told anyone... *snigger* looser.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 03:15 16 June 2009
If I didn't tell anyone, there wouldn't be much of a chance of it becoming famous now, would there? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 03:24,16June,2009
No. No, no there wouldn't.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 03:35 16 June 2009
I'm actually thinking of using that on my Facebook, and telling my friends too. When it gets famous, remember these words. Also, have you ever tried drinking and chewing gum at the same time? Lot better than you think. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 05:18, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Yes actually, I almost died.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:20 18 June 2009

Ditto Cheddar's Congrats

And also, I seem to have noticed a few people doing something special when people archive. I can't remember how it goes, but was it something like "RAAAPPEE!!!!"? No? Oh well. Sorry for the mess. Nameable mumble? 17:37, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, something doesn't seem all that right about me raping a gay man. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 18:00,16June,2009
Mainly because this gay man always seems to be consenting. >_> Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:38, 16 June 2009 (UTC)


hey orian, i put Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 in the review suspended category since it's on VFH now. once it passes or doesn't, you can decide to put it back in the queue or nix the review. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:59, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh ok thanks, I'll try and rememeber to do that myself next time.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:04 17 June 2009
no worries. i haven't got around to reading it or voting on it yet, but i'll get there soon. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:11, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Ok, cool. Hope you like it, I had alot more fun writing it than Snow White, which is tommorow's feature, and it isn't doing nearly as well. :/    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:15 17 June 2009
i haven't looked at that one yet, either. i got rather behind on my VFH voting and i've missed the last week or so. anyway, i'm taking a look at Writing via our lovely pee review machine. might you care to trade reviews and take a quick look at Wild Bill Hickok if you have time? i realize it's quite a long bugger, so a quick review would serve just fine. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:35, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
I'll see what I can do, might be quite a bit later though. Got to thank people for their votes and I promised to look at something else for someone and I'm already late with that. But yeah, thanks for getting to the review and I'll do my best to return the favour.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:39 17 June 2009
ok, no rush. thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:44, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Hanging around as I do this on all of your new talkpage pages when I'm not away

Because having conversations are winner. Some things: I have a new computer/bot/totalitarian n00b to take care of. I let go of meh dahter so I could have grandchildrens. I'm wanting to know if Tri is also my child. <insert climatic TV-season-finale-like-crap here> My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (19:45 06-17-2009)

I think I mentioned under Tri's header on your page that he hasn't been seen for months, so don't hold your breath. Also, hello. Kick back, crank some meth and relax while I call the cops -- filthy drug mule!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:53 17 June 2009
Oh crap, since April? He wasn't blocked either? And you're calling the cops? Good luck having them trying to find the meth... I fed it to Yettie's dog (A BLAST FROM THE PAST =O ) My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (20:51 06-17-2009)
No he's just sort of drifted back and forth, that message on your talk page was january and he wasn't around between feb and april either. And yeah, Yettie dropped in a while ago too. voted on some of my recent features and then silence. But you came back!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:57 17 June 2009
Yes. And just before I made this awesome sig and an awesome subpage to celebrate my not so awesome 2 years here (joined July 2007). I'm creating a new signature about a week after my anniversary. My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (22:57 06-17-2009)
I see nothing wrong with new sigs. everyone likes mine it's still only a few days old. And yeah I breifly looked through your anneversery thing, had no idea you were that old actually.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:22 18 June 2009
I am 16, I was just here since I was 14. /logic and making sense My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (16:42 06-18-2009)
No I meant I didn't know you'd been an Uncyclopedian for so long. I just said old for some reason, I knew roughly how old you were anyway. But yeah. cool.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:45 18 June 2009
RT's been silent too, for some reason. I think we should leave another message on his talkpage, and if he replies we can say he's back (sort of). UnProvise hasn't been edited since I edited it. My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (16:54 06-18-2009)
Yeah I kind of, don't really care about it anymore though. And yes lets go bully RT    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:57 18 June 2009
I found out my youngest child is a girl. Hopefully the next person to ask for another request is male. My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (17:19 06-18-2009)
Why? Is that because you and your flim-flam bisexuality can have a debauched threesome?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:24 18 June 2009
No, because If I have three daughters, my hard drive will implode, and I will be

erased My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (17:29 06-18-2009)

Why? Will it think you've made upi your mind in the wrong - or at least less productive - way? fucking heteros.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:31 18 June 2009
No, because no-one in my family tree has ever had three daughters, even fake daughters. My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (17:49 06-18-2009)
Oh. I have no idea how to react to this. Is it some gyspsy superstition or something?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:51 18 June 2009
No, just something he made up at the top of his head while editing. SponsorshipSucks
Yeah I suspected so, I was just pulling shit out of thin air too. That's what a lot of the talk page stuff around here is. Just banter. So yeah how are you doing? You learned how to vote on VFH yet?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:04 18 June 2009
Yeah, but I'll look around. VFD seems more of the choice for me, though. ~SponsorshipSucks !!! (18:24 06-18-2009) 18:15, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Fix this cluster-fuck of HTML so I don't have to plox My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (18:16 06-18-2009)
You can do both, I was actually sort of hoping you'd vote on this.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:54 18 June 2009
Well, I did, but I don't think it'll make it by tommorow. ~SponsorshipSucks !!! (19:19 06-18-2009)
??? It's not gonna be removed tommorow. Could potentially stay there for weeks, it still has 100% health, it just needs votes (Methy?) Anyway thanks very much for teh vote! Glad you liked it :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:23 18 June 2009
You know, If I vote for it, tomorrow its health will be at 100%. My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (19:32 06-18-2009)
Is that a "I'll vote tommorow" or are you meargly trying to make me think that?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:34 18 June 2009
No, it's just something I put in a calculator. It will be at 100%, if not more, tomorrow. My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (19:36 06-18-2009)
Ok, thanks for you're vote!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:37 18 June 2009

News! I nommed your article Writing. Whore yourself out. My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (22:10 06-18-2009)

Ohmigod! Thanks! Glad you liked it!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:28 18 June 2009

Not Whoring. Nope. No Whoring Here.

I was wondering if you could take a look at this, as it seems the sort of thing you might be interested in/appreciate. I don't even care if you vote for it or not, just read it, and let me know what you think (and then, I guess, vote one way or another). Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:26, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Left a vote and explaination. Sorry, although it's still looking pretty good.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:10 19 June 2009

British Moon-Landing

Glad you like the article. I was thinkming of Pee reviewing a couple of others I did Tooth Fairy and Lady-Gardening (too British?) but no-one reviewed the other one I submitted so I can't be bothered. Still, if you really get bored let me know what you think. The preceding unsigned comment was added by sog1970 (talk • contribs)

Wait do you want me to read something or review? This would make sense if I wasn't so tierd. I'm soo tierd. I can doo either when I'm awake. Wich will be tomorrow.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:27 19 June 2009


AND BUY YOU A BEER! NO JOKE! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:35, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Can I haz a Popsicle then? Joeyaa 09:39, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh please don't. I'll get drunk an embarass myself. How about a coke, or Red Bull if I'm feeling adventurous (that's spelt wrong isn't it?)? Now I feel really guilty, knocking back your offer like that - I feel like I'm being awkward. Why can't I just drink alcahol like a normal person? Sorry. :/    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 09:40 19 June 2009
OK then, I'LL FIND YOU IRL AND SHOVE A FLOWER IN YOUR HAIR! NO JOKE! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:46, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Is that a cue for a song? I don't have to sing-- oh right ok... Oh I wish I was a punk-rocker with flowers in my hair/ In 77 and 69 revolution was in the air/ I was born too late into a world that doesn't care/ Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair... please don't make me enter any competions...    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 09:49 19 June 2009
Ah! I have you know! I WILL FIND YOU IRL AND MAKE YOU GO INTO COMPETITIONS! NO JOKE! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:54, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh, dear... Couldn't you just rub some dogshit on my house and car instead?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 09:55 19 June 2009
I AM GOING TO FIND YOU IRL AND TELL YOU A JOKE! NO JOKE! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:04 June 19 '09
no.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:05 19 June 2009
IM GOING TO FIND YOU IRL AND EGYPTIAN-RAPE YOU! NO JOKE! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:08 June 19 '09
That's the thing involving the red-hot poker and the nasal passage and the removal of the brain therof, isn't it? I'd rather that didn't happen.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:10 19 June 2009
OK, this joke is officially dead. Move along now. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:12, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
It was funny when you did it. Just not Moosh, he's that guy that bounds into rooms with a "Hi guys!" and enthusiasm for life, litterally killing any vibe that was going. damn him. And thanks again for the beer offer!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:14 19 June 2009
You're always welcome buddy. Anytime. Anywhere Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:54 June 19 '09
You never offered me beer. You threatened to mummify me.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:56 19 June 2009
Egyptian rape is forced fellatio, not mummification. And by the way, you really made me sad :/ Im crying in a corner now Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 11:03 June 19 '09
Well that's still pretty bad. Knock you teeth out when they do that, don't they? Stops you from biting.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:05 19 June 2009
I hate you, you heterosexual chickfucker Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 12:35 June 19 '09
Strong words from someone whose mum still calls him Mooshy.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:37 19 June 2009
Yeah, Im misbehaving. Mommy will spank me :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 13:11 June 19 '09
And then wrap you up in a nice clean nappy to stop the bed getting wet? Mooshy. *snort* I'm telling everyone you still wet the bed.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:13 19 June 2009
wow, you can snort already? And yes, I cum a lot and wet my bed. And I wear Pampers and proud of it :D Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 13:17 June 19 '09
(start going back with the colons now, gives a fun wave effect) And wow. Really?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:18 19 June 2009
Oh yeah. As a true metal warrior, I wear nothing but pampers, like Manowar, you know Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 14:00 June 19 '09
Nope, can't say I know Manowar, they probably ae more conveinient for combat situations though.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:02 19 June 2009
Whatever, enough jokes, insults and shit. I am working on this piece of shit and I need your feedback.. I came up with it after reading your Snowhite, but mine is still rough and clearly inferior, so I need your assistance Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 14:09 June 19 '09
ahem *cough cough* Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:48 June 19 '09
Keep your nappy on! I have to sleep too, you know?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:46 20 June 2009

It's a little rough

But how is it? Icon Jack pink

Also, since I did you a favor, i'm allowed to whore.

Saberwolf116 13:47, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Cue joke about me liking it rough. But actually no, that looks kinda worse than what I have. I was kinda hoping to have what MrN has but in pink. It's ok if you can't get it to work, though, what I have will do. :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:55 19 June 2009
And I'll have a look later. Way to tierd to do anything useful right now though.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:55 19 June 2009
Yeah, it's a little beyond my capabilities. The LGBT flag was easy, as it's six solid colors, but the UJ is harder because of the diagonal cross. Ah well, I tried. Saberwolf116 14:13, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

I got your message--thanks

I confess, I skimmed the links. I guess I will have to spend some time actually reading them because your system is not easy to maneuver. I'll expand on my idea later. I am pretty busy in real life. Have a nice day! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Hestian (talk • contribs)

Ok, that's no problem. But in future, please respond to comments on the page they're posted. I'll have put it on my watch list and this help everything stay in one place, thanks :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:51 19 June 2009

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:44, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

If you're not up to it next time I'd be happy to. I'm sure it'll be a fun experiance.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:44 20 June 2009
It drives you crazy. Like a wizard. But I'm always up to it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 08:46, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
Lies! That link doesn't go to Mike Gravel! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:48, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
Neither does that. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 08:50, 20 June 2009 (UTC)


...Signups you see for users called Helloworldmk70‎, Helloworldmk71‎; and Helloworldmk72‎... and greet them you do. Occur to you does it not that sockpuppets they are? Ready for adminship you are not. ;)

Just sayin'. I seem to remember you writing somewhere that you'd love to be an admin. Personally, I think that you should stick to writing funny stuff. As soon as you have this job, your writing duties are being multitasked with recent change page refreshes. And it's never the same after that. --T. (talk) 01:20, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Sure it occured to me, but, as he/she/they hadn't done anything wrong I didn't see why not, one of those accounts might stick around and be useful perhaps his first two attempts as signing up had been typos. As for being an admin, not really, I'd just quite like to be able to joke ban myself.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:25 22 June 2009
Assuming good faith is the right way to go, but context is also important. Given the amount of vandalism RDB's been contending with this evening, 3 signups that are obviously the same person should not be greeted. It's obvious wanking, "Hey look, here's my 70th, 71st and 72nd sock!" And by our 'no greeting the asshats' policy, we delete user and talk pages of permabanned users. It'll save us some deleting later if just ignore him now. When there are concurrent signups with different names, assume good faith. And I'm proud of you that you don't want to be an admin. I quit once, and they re-sysoped me. Mafioso bastards. --T. (talk) 01:41, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Fair enough. Sorry about the mess. And yeah, as for writing funnies I've spent today wr-writing soem gamecruft into something that may eventually become fit for human consumption. But I was thinking that when putting my userspace version over teh article instead of just a copy-past scenario isn't there a way of merging the histories? Was just thinking that it'll help people identify the correct version to revert back to (or who to come see if there is some sort of revert war or something). It's just it's an article that gets a fair amount of vandalism.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:51 22 June 2009
When I've done this, I've either just put "Revert to Here" in the edit summary, or made a lot of minor changes once I copied my text in (making it easy to see in the history where I 'took over'). Congrats on another feature. =) --T. (talk) 12:34, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah I bassically jsut did that. It was this article by the way, what do you think? And thank you very much, that was nomber 11!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:36 22 June 2009
I just noticed that the Pop Song article probably should have gone first, but, no biggie. Wednesday, then.  :P Not much sleep again last night. As to your new one, I'm absolutely the last person in the world who should evaluate video game parodies. I was never much into them... not sine my pre-teens anyway. Sorry. --T. (talk) 12:55, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Perhaps, the idea was to try and make it accesable to people unfamiliar with it. On reflection it needs more work. And does this mean I have to change the date in my article list?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:58 22 June 2009
Nah, pop songs will wait an extra day. It was getting to the front page sooner or later anyway. --T. (talk) 13:04, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh that's a relief. Thought I might have to edit again. I'm running on no sleep so theres a whole multitude of things that could go wrong. Although I am probably going to be pretty much now.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:07 22 June 2009


I have a problem with my UserPage. Its so dull. I just have a white background with three cool pick and lists. Its very boring to look at. So hopefully you can give me some tips on how to spice it up some, like you page, for example, its very cool. Thanks--Iwillkillyou333 06:02, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Quite simple really. Use this line of code at the top of your page and it adds a back ground and a boarder: <div style="background: #F1C84D; border: 4px solid #FF6600; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;"> teh first colour will be your main background and the second is the boarder, thickness of the boarder can also be changed. For a handy list of colours and their codes/names (either work) go here. Theres also code for tidying up userboxes and videas (presumably pictures too), it goes like this:

|<youtube width="500" Height="300">pjFc8CR_HBA</youtube>
|<youtube width="300" height="300">ke6P5qF072k</youtube>
|<youtube width="300" height="300">B_m17HK97M8</youtube>
|<youtube width="300" height="300">3rNmeXEtT9M</youtube>
|<youtube width="300" height="300">JXu5Axblff8</youtube>
|<youtube width="300" height="300">IJ0AhVyKCLY</youtube>
the code for youtube videas, you get it from the adressbar on the video page, you can use the whole thing but you only need to use whatever comes after the "=". Does that all make sense, generally to learn code properly you just have to play around with whatever you find on other people's pages or sigs. Have fun!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 07:54 23 June 2009
Yep makes perfect since, thanks Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
No problemo.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:18 23 June 2009


Wrote an encyclopedic article? What's next? Have you turned... straight? Anyways seeing as you've been peppering my page with thankies I'll chuck up a good old fashioned whoring here. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 08:26, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

A couple of my earlier articles were encyclopedic, they just weren't spectacular. Once I got Insomnia featured though I just decided to write more articles in that style, mostly becuase I find that more fun to both read and write. Rescently though I've tried to do a few different things, such as an UnScript (which I won't link to because you'll vote against) and will probably continue doing those different things along with my first person stuff. Indeed I'm currently almost finished rewriting this abomination of an article useing Joshy again (although that'll be his last outing (until next time) even I know that the joke was kinda thin to begin with). And after that history of my writing I shall have a look at your article. And no, my writing style has little or nothing to do with my homosexuality, just becuase one is expanding doesn't mean the other has returned to the default (which actually isn't a default at all I was just being creative).    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:46 23 June 2009
Hey, the UnScript is awesome. Besides I can't be bothered voting against things now unless they really are just junk that took 2 minutes to make, and that was way too funny. Only thing you missed is the policeman with the token appallingly bad regional accent. It was probably the girl though. That loud mouth. Anyway, keep on doing your gaymosexual things because you're making great work. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:19, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
COOL! :D I mean, that was probably the most agressive for I've ever had, but yeah, thanks! And also for the WotM vote. I shall indeed carry on with my "gaymosexual things", in fact, I think I've got another good UnScript concept. Revovles around more horrible Brit TV (although I'm confident other countries have the same sort of shit), I'll get back to you if it ever gets past ideas stage.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:36 23 June 2009

Help with links?

I have a question about linking to other articles. I am trying to link to Circus peanuts and it's not working. I am following the directions as far as I can tell, but I must not be, in fact. Another possibility is that the links directions are really un-link directions. LOL. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Hestian (talk • contribs)

Ok so Circus peanuts. Really all you need to do is put two square brackets around the words you're turning into a link. eg:
[[Circus peanuts]]
advanced linking allows you to link to an article withought using those words in what you say. eg:
[[Circus peanuts|Peanuts]] turns out lie this: Peanuts
Hope I've helped.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:26 23 June 2009

Have this

Newcookie Under user has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

And chill. Spanner! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:26, Jun 23

I AM CHILLED! You're the one that's hot!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:54 24 June 2009

Hestian is my ex-wife

You need to know that the person who apparently you have offered to adopt, is here under false pretenses. She is my ex-wife, who has been stalking me for a long time through the net. Having googled my email addy, she found me here. She has no point here except to annoy me with her presence, while imagining that I'll interact with her here and get back together with her.

You may disbelieve this if you wish, you will see soon enough. --Clemens177 00:21, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Well I must admit I was a little skeptical, but stranger things do happen. Anyway Modus seems to have blcoked her. Not really sure why you came to tell me, but yeah, sorry to hear you've got a mad ex. :/    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:53 24 June 2009
Orian knows all about that stuff. Where is Yettie, anyway? The President of Iran WOODY! Wood burningDeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 16:55, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Man, I don't know. He was around, sort of, a while back but has since dissapeared. And just for the benifit of Clemens, Yetties isn't a real ex, he was just like my best mate on here.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:57 24 June 2009
Ohhh, SysRq's gunna be jealous! The President of Iran WOODY! Wood burningDeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 17:08, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Sys is a really good mate outside of Uncyc. I only know Yettie through this place.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:12 24 June 2009
And me... My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (18:15 06-24-2009)
And you, of course.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:19 24 June 2009
Hi guys! :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 18:21 June 24 '09
Hi! How are you? We just seem surprised by the fact that there's an obsessive stalking ex-wife with erotomania who was just banned forever for those things. As normal, we pretend this never happened. My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (18:26 06-24-2009)
What never happened?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:28 24 June 2009
What what? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 18:38 June 24 '09
Shameful monkey fotoshop for DJIs competition thingy

What what? OLYMPIC MONKEY! The President of Iran WOODY! Wood burningDeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 19:00, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

What!?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:58 24 June 2009
What? I can get stuff for free? My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (19:03 06-24-2009)

Ahem. I think the monkey guy in the pic is one of our resident canadians... hmmm... but which one? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:19 June 24 '09

In other news

Have you voted for this? Sir SysRq (talk) 03:51, 25 June 2009 (UTC)


I cant get the date behind my sig Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic?

Are you using 4 tidles?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:18 25 June 2009
No Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
Well thats the standard signing procedure, try that.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:31 25 June 2009
Tried that, but keep getting this Iwillkillyou333 19:53, 25 June 2009 (UTC) when I put it there Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:11, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh right, go to the my preferences link at the top right of the page. In the signature box put in {{subst:nosubst|User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} and click the custom sig box, then just sign with the 4 tidles as normal.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:57 25 June 2009
Hey it works now, thanks alot Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:11, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Something's gone wrong. You're leaking code all over the place, did you do everything I said above? check teh little box and have it exactly as I had there? If so then go ask someone else what's wrong because I've done all I can. :/    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:48 25 June 2009
Ok I fix it, turns out I left someting out, but everythings fixedIwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:11, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
That's good. Glad to have helped!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 06:31 26 June 2009


I asked Under User, but he's on vacation, and recommended I ask you to do it and bug you until you do (I probaly wont). Its this--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:29, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do, but I haven't ever heard of the man.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:35 27 June 2009
Ow. Harsh! Pup
My intention wasn't to be harsh. Just honest. I hope IWKY realises that too.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:53 27 June 2009
I think he's fairly level headed, and it's not that far from the advice I'd already given. (Although I haven't read the funny band article myself - not my scene.) I'm just thinking that the topic has a significant potential for high parody, even if the execution was a little rushed. I was more thinking of the score then the comments to be honest. I have to say I enjoyed reading that more than a substantial number of other pages. Pup
Yeah I just make up my scores, they're rarely consistant. However I stand by what I said, and the comments are always more important than the scores anyway. And of course it is an opinion thing.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:05 27 June 2009

Actually, while we're on the topic of review, due to the fantastic work of a fellow n00b, this never ended up getting done. I'm not in any mad rush to have it completed by a time frame, but I was waiting on feedback from Lateral Thinking as I figured that may also help me out with Parallel Thinking and Six Hats and where ever I go next with the series. I don't want to just go and edit the PeeReview page, and I didn't want to just put this up again without knowing that it's the best way to go, so how do I go about getting this back in the queue? (Apparently there's another 7 or so articles that had a similar treatment to mine that may also need a little TLC...)


Thanks for reviewing Tooth Fairy. I agreed with pretty much all of it. So I've adapted it. Didn't really see any significant difference in font when I tried your recommendation, which is why I'd bolded stuff to try to make it stand out. Anyway, if you're not bored of it already, take a look and see if you think the new section is any good.--Sog1970 14:54, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Come on already

Its not like it matters at this point. He's a dick and he can't write for shit. People only vote for him because they like him or something. Whatever. He's gone and hopefully he won't come back again. Uncyc really was better without him and his weenie clean atitude. 13:26, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Fuck off you miserable diseased litte cretin! I like Todd and have no idea what your problem is with him. He is a good writer too. And today is the twenty eighth, because you clearly have numeracy issues, there's still voting time. Go away, Uncylopedia is better without you. So get lost ok?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:33 28 June 2009
Your right- in a few more days it wont matter. Ether he won't get nommed again or I can enjoy watching someone else kick his ass!! Its really better that way anyway. LOL. 13:56, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
FUck off you wanker.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:47 28 June 2009
I agree with Orian, Todd is a great writer (per the fact he has already won WotM) and has been here longer than you have been born. Mesing with Todd? You barely got business messing with ME. Fuck off you little bitch before I kick your ass myself. Oh and if this came across a little harsh, well... I DOESNT GIVE A FUCK! ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 04:01, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:33 30 June 2009

So you were all like

"Oh man, I'll send out the UnSignpost this week," and people were like, "OMG! That's crazy! It'll take forevers," and you were like, "whatever, I'm too good. I'll just do it." And people were like, "you are gunna fail." But then, you did it, and I was all like, "Whoa! That's crazy!" Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:49, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

/Me cackles/ It was fun - yes fun! /Cackling Fun fUN FUN for teh whole fucking family! - yes kill them, kill them yes! NEHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:51 30 June 2009
Orian delivered the UnSignpost! Woot! Woot! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:17, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
*Claps* BRAVO! BRAVO! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:27, 30 June 2009 (UTC)


I'm looking for ideas for UnScripts:The Badass Soldiers and I was hoping you can help me come up with some.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:13, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

William Little

I made my best to save you from plagiarism but he don't care  ! Can you at least give him a little bitch slap ? William Little a.k.a. ptitguillaume lui rendre hommage

Agh! You're sig code is leaking! Also er, impersonating me may have been a bit sort of not good. I mean it's not that big a deal but I really don't mind, I'm flattered even. Also Good to meet ya!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:51 3 July 2009
Who would want to impersonate you anyway? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:26, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
someone with a very very low opinion of tehmselves.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:41 3 July 2009
Truly, who would such little faith in themselves?    PuppyOnTheRadio    Talk  Union pink
Argh! So much code!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:25 4 July 2009
Puppy stoled your sig!--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:31, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Puppy's a bad ass. Orian57333 Talk If you dare 02:35, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
I know!--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:40, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Some people have absolutely no respect PuppyOnTheRadio Talk coz I'm lonely

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:30, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey Orian

What do you think of my Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:51, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

I think it's pretty good, some funny lines in there and a good punchline.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:44 5 July 2009
Oh thanks. I had fun writing it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:48, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
that is bassically the most important thing. I'm currently having loads of fun with this, which I should be able to finish off toaday.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:12 5 July 2009


yay! An awards! At least it's won something, had fun writing that and Sissy's audio still makes me chuckle. (Also try and remember to close tags and code and stuff)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:24 6 July 2009

Just because I'm missing you...

... I thought I'd drop by and say hi. Hi. I'm going again now. Pup

No wait, read this and tell me what you think. I'm showing it to everyone and so far have had pretty good responses.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:36 6 July 2009

Chiggity-check this out!

Hey, I added some bits to the UnTunes:Are we human or are we cancer? song. Could you take a look at it and see if it's betterer? Thankies. Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:24, Jul 6

Oh hey, almost forgot about this, sorry. This version is definitly better, but I think more of the spoken/backgroundy sort of parts would improve it, as it is the jokes are still a bit thin on the ground (the ones you did put in did make me laugh though). For example you could have the spoken voice slowly comming round to the idea of people being cancer (as you concluded at the end) by replying differently at the end of every corus. There's a few other opertunities for some good contrast, which works well with a serious topic like this. Also maybe update the page as you update the audio. I do think you could have a very good thing on your hands with this once you do some more jokes. so good luck! :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:10 8 July 2009
Thanks again for your advice. And wow, you were right. You do need spelchek. :D Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:52, Jul 8

Quickly change your vote in unsurvivor!

There has been an unstoppable alliance of four! They will destroy us all! Change your vote for me and that zheihlihl guy to TKF and ApeonThursdays, that's the only way to stop their alliance. If you don't do this, they will progress to the next round with an incredible wall of votes, and you will be slain :<. Forget about the past, think about the future. We need to form a pact and fight against these commie pink bastards!!_Season_2&t=20090706230822#Voting:_Round_3 The preceding unsigned comment was added by Kingkitty (talk • contribs)

Erm. No. Maybe, I'm already voting TKF out anyway.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:21 6 July 2009

How have you been doing?

Normally this is what you ask me, but I haven't heard from you in a while, and I don't want you to forget all about me. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 14:13, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh yeah, your that guy... you used to be cool.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:49 7 July 2009
I hope you're kidding. Honestly I never know... ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 23:22, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
Of course I'm joking. You were never cool. Now, what do you think of this? I'm pretty sure its feature worthy, but don't want to self nom. What do you think?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:26 7 July 2009
Orian, you are a genius! Another great article, I think I'll get around to nomming it this evening. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 23:53, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, am not ashamed to say I'm proud of this one because I genunely worked hard on it, a nom would be most welcome. And you've got some promising articles going though, too (at least I thinks it you, I've started getting you confused with the other guy that has 3's in his name), let me know if you need help. with those. I think I'm gonna have to get some sleep now though, so night night. Have fun and such.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:57 7 July 2009
Wait, you mean iwillkillyou333? Yeah, he's okay. and you're welcome. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 02:13, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Miley Cyrus?

I though you might be interested in this. Do with it as you please. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:14, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Orian? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:24, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
Yes sorry, was a bit distracted almost forgot. Overall it was pretty chucklesome and the images did make me laugh. Need someone to do an audio really, in order to hear if it really fits, ask someone musical.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:30 7 July 2009
But who could mimic Miley's voice? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:19, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
Zana? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:31, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
SysRq? Sonje does sining too.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:33 7 July 2009
I'll ask one of them. Sorry for the mess about the youtube vid. I could use a rest about now. Goodnight, Orian. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, it's ok, good night :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:39 7 July 2009

heartbeat review

hey 'rian. just wondering what you want to do with Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 now that it got featured. you want to toss it back in the queue, or can we delete it? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:52, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

No point putting it back really, just delete it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:54 7 July 2009

Archive, much?

Could you please archive this boss? In Australia we get the interweb delivered by owl, and poor Hedwig gets so exhausted carrying this she keeps crashing. Pup 00:08, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Jesus, this is a record for my page and it's half as long as most everyone's pages. Spang for example hasn't archived in like ten years. And besides I've still got a few active conversations going, speaking of which have you read this yet? I mentioned it above. Several times but once directly to you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:13 8 July 2009
My God, won't somebody think of the Owls I've had a glance at it, but to be honest I get on here and start going through my watchlist, and by the time I've checked out everything I've lost four hours. If people would archive sooner then I wouldn't have such an issue. I like what I've read so far, but if you're asking me for a full review then you'll have to be a little patient. As the nurse said to the midget. Pup 00:30, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
oh I've had a review, and actually Llh3 said he may nom it. I'm just trying to get it read by people. And with teh watchlist I tend to just pick out teh most interesting stuff and not look at stuff that doesn't concern me.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:33 8 July 2009
Sweet. I'll have a look at it later. One thing I will get you to do for me. I did this yesterday and I'm worried that I may be too harsh on the Anglican Church and the British people, as I'm straddling the line between caricature and insult. I'd appreciate getting a non-US/non-Antipodean POV on it. Just remember that if you find it insulting, that's the reason I'm asking, and please don't hit me again. Poor bloody Owls. Pup 00:50, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
All right. Remember that I'm being really picky here given that it just got a supreme mother-daughter score on PeeReview and has a strong likelihood of being featured.
1. Change of font. I understand the purpose, but it honestly just distracted me rather than adding to the story.
b) Thought v speech v other stuff in inverted commas. Though in italics and speech in different font and smart quotes I could get, but when there are references in inverted commas they should either be italics or quote. Given that though is in italic already I'd suggest having that in italic, so that:
Emily looked up at me with that “I told you so” frown.
Emily looked up at me with that I told you so frown.
and so forth.
4. Smart quotes v straight quotes. I hate smart quotes, but I'm in the minority. But for the sake of consistency these need to be fixed:
  • "It's for your own good"
  • "You don’t mind if I borrow some from your Wii remote do you?”
  • The "Gear". Was Indeed Drugs
Edit: ...and single quotes for quotes within quotes... “I thought I said no roast. It’s called 'Sunday roast' for a reason, just because it’s colloquially shortened to 'roast' doesn’t mean you can change the rules.” ...You can make them smart single quotes if you like, but should really be singles.
(iv) Full stop or period in the chapter headings. I didn't like it. Doesn;'t mean good or bad, just didn't like.
00000101: Minor shit. I would change "No Emilly, you can't have one of those for your birthday. It's too expensive." to "No Emilly, you can't have a rabbit for your birthday. It's too expensive." I don't know if that was a reference to [this initially, but it was where my mind went, and believe me, they're expensive. ,small>And all I got for valentines that year was a freaking card</small>
Brahmi 6 One more whine. Fix the red links. They are a pain in the ass.
Beyond that, and remember I did say I was being picky, I loved the article. Slightly derivative of Shaun of the Dead, but well executed. I would have like to have seen him need to use the blade when going into his ex's, it not work, having to slam the door on a zombie or push it away instead, and then have it work when cutting the roast, but that is the only narrative change I would suggest, and even then it would add a level of irony but not necessarily add the all important giggle factor. Pup 02:04, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Congrats much

on WotM. You totally deserve it. And hope you keep it up...and all the normal good wishes and stuff. - [01:33 9 July 2009] PlebYettie

Banned?? Stupid admins! /me goes off obediently to vote - [02:31 9 July 2009] PlebYettie

UnSignpost 9th July 2009

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