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This little talk page looks like it's just had its cherry popped!

Oh yes it has! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:08, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Don't worry I'll tell all my friends you were good, love to see their faces when you cum three seconds after taking your clothes off. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 04:14 26 January 2009
You told me you weren't recording! Lying wench! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:23, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Yeah I also lied about the HIV, I actually don't have it. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 04:33 26 January 2009
Why does our love have to be based on lies?? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:46, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
It's not me it's you. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 04:47 26 January 2009
I can't have a relationship like this! We're over! I expect your damn weight set out of my apartment by Tuesday! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:01, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Hey Now!

I simply must get a background color for my talk page.......When you get a spare moment, I think Damsel is ready for consumption. I figured the threat of being "killed off" was fitting way to end it. Thanks again!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:20, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

*ahem* I was the brilliant genius user who came up with that idea. You may bow down before me and kiss my feet if you so wish. - [07:44 29 January 2009] YYettie
Having a bit of a back problem, is it OK to kiss higher?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:25, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

Hello.

How nice it is to see you here. Fancy seeing you on your own talkpage! Also I here there is an official voate. And in other news Yettie is a well established whore with fishnets. We don't hang out like we used to. We used to have imaginative, creative and sometimes even edgy sex. What happened to that? We used to verbally rape each other. What happened? I became one of them, apparently or I left for like a month or two. I'm guessing that's the answer. Can't we at least get back to some informal sex? I'm not so sure if informal is the right word, there. - [07:44 29 January 2009] YYettie

No. You ran away and got a sex change. You lied to me, excetra. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:42 29 January 2009
It's actually etcetera, because it comes from the latin "et cetera" which means, literally, "and the rest". Please in future spell things correctly. That is all. :P - [16:30 29 January 2009] YYettie
Whateves babicakes. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:31 29 January 2009
Babicakes? BABICAKES. You're shagging SysRq now, so I'm no longer your babicakes. - [16:49 29 January 2009] YYettie
Yeah I know I wouldn't shag briskit I'f you payed me. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:01 29 January 2009

J-Shea needs you!

to vote for him for GOTY, SOTM and FFS.

Please do it. He's already threatened your life, who knows what he will do to me and others if you don't vote for him. --Docile hippopotamus 13:08, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

Delegation, it's what you need

Morning Orian, hope life is treating you well. Listen, can I ask something? Would you mind awfully finishing the latest signpost for me? Just write something about Mordillo's recent ascent to omnipotence in the main box there, and put something where the "pathetic joke" bit goes, then ask that nice MrN to fire up the paperbot. Make it funny if you want, that's kind of an optional extra ;-)

I am snowed under with work at the moment - I'm staying late at the office and working at home as well, so would really appreciate this. I'd make some kind of joke at this point but I'm too busy to think of one. Pippings! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:14, Jan 30

You mean I'm wanted? Wow. I don't get this feeling very often. Let me savour it a second. And sure, if you trust me enough. Also by morning did you mean afternoon? Because I only just woke up. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:23 30 January 2009
Fantastic, good job - thanks so much Orian, remind me to give you a template of some description when I have a little more time. Now, off to other pressing matters! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:50, Jan 31
Ahem! You see that? That bit above this bit? That there is a compliment. From me. You do get them. So ner! --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:36, Feb 2
Yeah but not sinceare ones. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:38 2 February 2009
Well no... But maybe sincere ones... --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:10, Feb 2
*Cough cough cough, groan* So I can't spell when I have face full of boogers we've learned something today it seems. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:12 2 February 2009

UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January

MrN9001 02:29, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Voting

Hey congratz on your Top Ten dude! Really impressive. If you don't mind could you maybe vote my Cardboard Box in? I mean you don't HAVE to vote for it but if you like it I would really like to make sure it gets featured. Thanks! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 00:00, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Dude I was litterally just on your talk page to thank you for that vote, and I'll give it a read see what I think. I haven't been as active on VFH as I should have been. Or is this for the top 3 of january? either way I'll at least read it. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:03 2 February 2009
Oh I just meant for a feature, it has a score of ten but it is reaching the end of its nomination thing so I want a few more votes in. And no problem on voting! Again congratz! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 00:12, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks alot dude! I like the changes as well thanks alot for everything. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 00:51, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh my god you are fantastically funny! I'm so glad you whored that too me. Here let me link to cardboard box just so anyone else reading can get there easier. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:53 2 February 2009
Wow thanks alot dude! Glad you liked it! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:02, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure just how to say this...

...but you mean so much that I could just smother you with a hug. Of course, it would have to be with your mothers permission. I could just eat you up. And thanks for your vote on Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Year. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:08, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

MOOOOOOMMY! The lady on the internet is trying to eat me! Also It was no P.P.problem. (You see what I did there?) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:11 2 February 2009

Help!

Hey dude, I have a new article I am working on and I am almost done. It is an Unbook about a guy with a sort of new found fetish for monkeys and a whole bunch of cheating and jealousy and cliche kind of drama between him and monkies he is sleeping with. The problem is, the beginning is just setting up the situation, and I am having a REALLY hard time making it funny. Mainly the first two chapters. I have thought about it for a long time and have given up. If you could maybe give it a read and tell me what you think of it overall, and if you have any ideas on what I could add in the first two chapters thatd be awesome. if not thats cool too. I REALLY like your neurotic page and will do a Pee Review unless you want UU to do it. I have some ideas anyways. Thats about it, thanks! Oh ya here is the link to the article if you decide to help. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 16:20, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Sounds interesting. I'll have a look later, I've only just woke up and not feeling spectacular at the moment. Also please go ahead and give Neurotic a review, UU says he's busy all this week with work. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:06 2 February 2009
Will do! Be done soon. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:52, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks man. Do you want me to give you a full on pee review? If so just creat the review page. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:09 2 February 2009
Nah it isn't completely done yet and I am looking more for ideas to make this funnier. If you want you can just wait for it to be finished then review it, but now I am just looking for ideas on maybe directions it could go and ways to bring humor to the beginning. But storyline wise it still needs a few more chapters which I am finishing today. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:16, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

How may I help you...

...you may not realize it, but you need my help on something. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:33, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

You could recallobrate my body tempriture, my head is on fire but my hands are bassicallly numb. Also you could have a look at Neurotic and see if it's any good, Tag said he was reviewing it but I'd like your short opinion too. Or was this one of those questions where you've spotted something wron and are trying to make me geuss? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:40 2 February 2009
No im pretty sure she was talking to me. She wanted to help my Unbook. Thanks alot thats very generous of you. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:44, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
I've just realised you've got tit in your name. all this time I was saying tagst-it. Oh well ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:46 2 February 2009
Thats the way its meant to be said, tagst-it, but pervs look at it and see tit so ya... ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:47, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh so I'm not a perve after all! I must inform the judge! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:49 2 February 2009
No, your still a perv...just a gay perv...I am sure if my name was Tagsdick you would be all over it ;) ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:51, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh, Bravo bravo! golly was I pwned or what? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:54 2 February 2009
Ya, I suppose you were ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:57, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
No you really made me laugh there. Also where'd PP go? I want to know what she thought was wrong that she must correct. Maybe my lable was sticking out of my t-shirt. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:59 2 February 2009
Hmm not sure, also where is SysRq, he usually joins in on these conversations ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 20:07, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
He's probably raping his dog. His boy dog. How sick is that? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:10 2 February 2009
OH GROSS! A boy dog? I mean, I have had my run around the dog park but I have never tried BOY dogs. *shrudders* ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 20:14, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Yah I know, and we're having having this conversation in front of a woman. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:17 2 February 2009
Well she isn't a dog is she? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 20:23, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
How dare you suggest such a thing! PretiestPretty is the Prettiest Pretty lady in all of Pretty much anywhere! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:24 2 February 2009
OH I know that! Im just saying that she shouldnt be offended because we are raping girl dogs, not girl people....so ya ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 20:32, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm not raping any dogs. you sicko! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:33 2 February 2009
Oh your not...ooooh...this is awkward then....yaaaaaa ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 20:59, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

RAAAWR

RAAAAAWR.

Gavin would like to thank you once more for sympathizing with him enough to vote for his book to be among the top ten books of 2008. Unless, of course, you happen to be a transsexual, in which case you are a freak and should not email him. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk) 21:49, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

That template

Cake Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.


Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

There y'go buddy, one template. Thanks for the help - and hopefully for the impending help with this week's issue as well! --UU - natter UU Manhole 22:57, Feb 2

CAKE! Yep I will look into the 'of the year' stuff very soon. Thanks muchly. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:12 2 February 2009
Yea, just remember to clean your bits properly this time... 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 23:07, Feb 2
Oh hi 9001... Want me to service your nuts and bolt? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:12 2 February 2009
Thank you, but I am completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly. 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 23:16, Feb 2
Oh I like you, you can stay. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:18 2 February 2009
OK, here's the thing: everything's gone hopelessly to shit at work and I'm fighting fires like mad. And I'm out of town for a couple of days for my Dad's 60th afterwards. I'm gonna try and fill in all the regular stuff on the signpost tonight, if I can, leaving you to put the main article in the middle and roll it out - the issue in question is here. If I can't add the usual guff, can you find a couple of interesting forums to link to in the top right box, fling in a biopic (a list of all those already covered is here) and add any filler as you see fit? Sorry to dump this on you man, but I know you can cope! ;-) Oh fuck, something else is going wrong, gotta go! Ahhhhhh! --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:44, Feb 4
While you're having your latest flirtation with Yettie, did you notice this? Because I'm done with it now - it needs a biopic, the main content, plus maybe some filler in those other right side boxes depending on how long your in-depth look at the "...of the year" stuff is. I'd do more, but right now thousands of things are trying to happen to me at once and I just don't have the ... aaaahhhhhhh! --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:26, Feb 4
YAY I CAN HAZ FLIRTATION. In other news, how come I CAN'T HAZ BIOPIC? - [19:42 4 February 2009] YYettie
Ah of course, it's wednesday, I need to do it tonight. balls. Do you have links to who actually one all these awards? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:46 4 February 2009
Maybe. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:46 4 February 2009

Explanation

  1. I am male (interestingly I am actually straight).
  2. I left because of a complicated relationship, I'll leave it at that. Or at least that's why I think I left. That's over now, as of today.
  3. I don't know why I did the gender-bender thing. Attention, I guess.

There, I've explained. - [22:21 3 February 2009] YYettie

YES! I KNEW IT! I CALLED IT!! Sir SysRq (talk) 22:26, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
You win at life. - [22:29 3 February 2009] YYettie
Cmon, I get my little moment of celebration for totally calling this one. The penis gave it away. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:32, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Knock yourself out. Yes for YOU! - [22:38 3 February 2009] YYettie
For real? I won teh penis? WOOOO!!! Sir SysRq (talk) 22:40, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
It was a good melodrama while it lasted, bravo.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  22:43, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
I'd like to thank the academy, and Yettie's penis. THANK YOU ALL FOR SUPPORTING ME! Sir SysRq (talk) 22:49, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
That is the very highest honour in the land of Yettie. Treat it with the same respect you would treat any other especially squishy penis that you happen to come across. - [08:44 4 February 2009] YYettie
So, was I also right about your age, the quality of your computer desk, and your laundry situation? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:11, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah I'd kinda gone back too thinking you were a guy. Anyway dude, get skype! I know you said something about keeping "work and play" seperate but that is a pathetic excuse or aren't we friends? Also hey Hype! I aint seen you around here in a while. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:11 4 February 2009
Work and play is a pathetic excuse? I said that? Well, I've got a better excuse: 1) I should have told you before, but you smell, and I imagine it'll be worse on skype and 2) I want to remain anonymousish, a little bit. - [08:44 4 February 2009] YYettie
Meh, stupid not-even-a-bitch. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:25, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Yes I smell but you're X amout of miles away and I won't have to see you, just hear. I could still pass you on the street and only stop to spit on you're poor-person head. I don't get what your big problem is. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:54 4 February 2009
You can't smell people on Skype? - [17:14 4 February 2009] YYettie
Nope. Just voices, it's like calling up your head. They tell me to touch myself... ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:18 4 February 2009
Oooh voices. Do they ask you to describe what you're wearing? - [18:03 4 February 2009] YYettie
Ocassionally. So come on get skype, I'd love to talk to you properly sometime... In the nude. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:08 4 February 2009
See. I rest my case. - [18:17 4 February 2009] YYettie
Whatever. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:22 4 February 2009
Sorry but I'm a hopeless excuse for a crappy excuse for a human being. Also, have you seen the film Fight Club? Cause Neurotic reminded me of it. Very much so. - [18:59 4 February 2009] YYettie

Oh and I'm majorly offended and majorly not talking to you, let alone Skyping with you and your newly refurbished anus. My glamorous return in a sparkling coach isn't mentioned on your archive 10 highlights! I iz woundedz. - [19:21 4 February 2009] YYettie

I find this descussion to be veeeerrry interesting... - ReddFighter Talk!| 19:23, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
REDD APPROVES THIS MESSAGE! - [19:34 4 February 2009] YYettie
Neurotic reminded you of Fight Club? I don't see how, I actually had ideas of paodying it in insomnia (but I didn't in the end) it never entered my head when I was writing neurotic, though. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:59 4 February 2009
Yes Fight Club. I don't know why, that's just what came into my head. Maybe it was the fuckathon mixed with neuroticness? - [21:02 4 February 2009] YYettie
Dear Yettie: Please get Skype. Thank you. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:02, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Dear You: Do I know you? It's just I quite frequently get complete strangers walking up to me and asking me to do things... - [21:02 4 February 2009] YYettie
Do what he says or I'll blind you with this cup of cum that I happen to be carrying around with me. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:06 4 February 2009
Mmm...cum cup! - [21:12 4 February 2009] YYettie
Just get skype like the man says. It'd be great to have you there as well as inside me. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:14 4 February 2009
So he's a man now? Notice how I'm skillfully dodging your Skype-related requests. - [21:19 4 February 2009] YYettie
Sissy's always been a man, biologically. He just likes to wear womans clothes and get older men to abuse him. Look, this is the last time I'll ask, get skype, please. I consider you a good friend I jsut think we could be better friends if we had the option of not having everyone read what we say. Also I just downloaded the LazyTown CD and I want you to listen to it too! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:23 4 February 2009
I uh... I uh don't know what to say? A fr-fr-friend? I've never had a friend before. I uh. /me tears up If you want to be able to talk to me in a secretish place where we can share dirty secrets, maybe something where I don't have to use my impregnated voice? Such as MSN...or a similar computer contraption. - [21:35 4 February 2009] YYettie
Yeah that's good too, I don't mind MSN (e-mail me with your adress through the link at the side) though skype has just a chat room. Now I just want to know whats wrong with your voice: I'll understand if you're from liverpool but other than that I can't see what would be so bad. Also what the fuck are you playing at? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:41 4 February 2009
VFH. It's this thing where you vote on articles and ones that gets lots of vote get put on the front page for a day. Clever, huh? And...email...er...tomorrow. Yes. Will do. - [22:05 4 February 2009] YYettie
Why tomorrow? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:13 4 February 2009
Because I'm going to sleep, circa now. Mainly because I haven't got to sleep much before 4 for a good week or so and I have school tomorrow. - [22:15 4 February 2009] YYettie
Why are you linking to teenager? That sort of implies I'm not, when I am. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:17 4 February 2009
Cause I'm a teenager...and I'm lazy and shit and fit all the stereotypes. Except that I'm disgustingly posh to boot. Infact I'm just one massive merged stereotype. Also I bet I'm younger than you think, you pedo. See I don't even spell pedo proper! Take that, you old grandad! In the country where thou liveth the age of criminal responsibility is 8 and I'm not criminally responsible if I happened to be living in your country. Write an inequality describing my age. [4 Marks] - [22:24 4 February 2009] YYettie
if you were eight you wouldn't be a teenager. Also what's an inequality in this instance? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:32 4 February 2009
Is it seriously eight? My dog could be charged with raping my couch, then! Sir SysRq (talk) 22:35, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Aye, tis eight. By god, you don't know what an inequality is, Orian? You should be shot for your ignorance. Or something. And you're asking the exam paper what an inequality is? It's one of those dem dere things with a greater than sign or a less than sign and such. - [07:39 5 February 2009] YYettie
Could you explain that better please? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 07:43 5 February 2009

UnSignpost 5th February 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 03:14, Feb 5

*me in just a robe at the front door* Hello 9001... You look nice today. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 03:22 5 February 2009
Don't talk to the bots, you'll encourage them. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:31, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah I know. I think it's important for any semi-sentient being to have a strong self-esteem. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 03:36 5 February 2009
Good day master Orian. I must commend you on your latest efforts with the newspaper the "UnSignpost". Getting praise out of that bastard can be as tricky as licking your own elbow when you don't even have elbows, (trust me, it's tricky) but I think you did a fine job with it. I am sure that Mr Under user will also be impressed when he notices what you have done... In addition, Mr Boomer sir, I invite you to place your head into the more dangerous regions of SAL9000's pet hippopotamus. 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 03:41, Feb 5
See how they are? You give them a little leeway and suddenly they start giving you lip. Horrible creatures. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:43, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
But if you'd been nice to them in the first place there would have been no robot war! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 03:54 5 February 2009
Those things are built to serve. If they can't handle doing their jobs, they belong in the scrap heap. Or, this this one's case, in wikilog hell. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:00, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm not sure guys, but I think the Animatrix is about to happen. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:01, Feb 5

Orian I love you. Unless UU wrote the biopic, in which case I love him instead. Tough luck. - [07:39 5 February 2009] YYettie

No I wrote that. Thanks for the love :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 07:43 5 February 2009
Love...love...love etc. - [07:44 5 February 2009] YYettie
I love you guys too! :D - ReddFighter Talk!| 04:56, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh hey dude not seen you about recently. How ya been? Also whoring and this. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 05:32 6 February 2009
oh, Im doing good. not doing much but sitting around and playing with my xbox. The preceding unsigned comment was added by ReddFighter (talk • contribs)
You see I havent really been on in about a week and I've become a productive member of the community. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:23 6 February 2009
lol I loved your song! It should go on the front page! I forgot to sign, didnt I? I think I was to pre-ocupied. Anyway, you know what, I once kissed a girl, and then I threw up... Or was that her vomit??? - ReddFighter Talk!| 05:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Wait... Are you, like, not into kissing girls? Or is vomit some kind of sick (yay, pun) fetish? Also If you really love the song don't forget to vote! And also this? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 07:23 7 February 2009
Whore. - [11:08 7 February 2009] YYettie
And that makes you what? The bottom bitch (not even I'm sure what that reference means but it was in The Shield so it must be real)? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 14:45 7 February 2009
I'm into kissing girls. But that was a weird party... now that I think of it, I was so drunk I cant remember who I kissed! All I know is They threw up. Aaah, great times. - ReddFighter Talk!| 18:53, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Even my standards arent that low. And don't forget to vote! and also this. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:56 7 February 2009
Yes yes, I voted (hope I did it correctly). Now, I am going to go be a whore and play my xbox 360 on xbox live... - ReddFighter Talk!| 18:59, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
And also this. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:00 7 February 2009
Alright, I am done voting. NOW I am going to go and play my xbox... - ReddFighter Talk!| 19:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Ok, you're free to go, sweet cheeks. ;) Tanks for teh voteses! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:10 7 February 2009
Your very welcome! - ReddFighter Talk!| 19:11, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Just a reminder...

I still reallyreallyreallyreally wanna do that Lyle Crump collab with you. Up for some work today? I've still got our ideas on Google Docs and all. I was just looking them over and I still think we have a really funny article that just needs writing. Also, I like what I'm smelling from the kitchen. Cookin' up somethin' nice? Sir SysRq (talk) 19:34, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

Really? Why don't you make a start and I'll see if I can remember what the idea was. Also yes, I think it could prove quite good, now there's all this pressure I might have to finish it. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:47 8 February 2009
I'll get something down, but it'll have to wait until tomorrow as I have some Hamlet essay to finish. And yes, if your new article doesn't top Neurotic then we're not friends any more. Also, check my talk page; our son has an interesting idea that you may have some input on. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:16, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
...input...such as cum? - [16:34 9 February 2009] YYettie
If by "cum" you mean "anus" then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:44, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
If by " "anus" " you mean " "cum" " then yes. - [19:45 9 February 2009] YYettie
If by "old lesser meme" you mean "anus" then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:53, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
How dare you accuse me of using an old lesser meme! - [19:55 9 February 2009] YYettie
How dare you think twice about getting your hot little paws on some of these SAVINGS!!! Sir SysRq (talk) 20:20, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Now with reductions! - [20:22 9 February 2009] YYettie
Mr. Winkler: An Uncyclopedia meme offering free iPods in return for 1) money, and 2) referring friends to-(end part of old meme in an attempt to remind everyone of one of my favorite memes that I started). Sir SysRq (talk) 20:32, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Original exclamation! - [20:37 9 February 2009] YYettie
Cabbage template. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:04, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
How dare you cabbage me! - [21:18 9 February 2009] YYettie
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKY FUCK FUCK AND YOUR SHITTY SHIT SHIT Sir SysRq (talk) 18:48, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
...if you insist. - [18:50 11 February 2009] YYettie

We doin' this.

Come join us, won't you? We need your storytelling talents, buddy! I think this whole mass-collab thing is an awesome idea and I want you to be a part of it. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:09, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

How's come you get to be in charge, huh SysRq? I want to have my moment of fame/power/control and/or pride. I had a good idea! - [17:10 11 February 2009] YYettie
You did. And I stole it for no money. This is how the world works: things happen as a result of my actions. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:44, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Okay I'll buy it back for 3 English Ducats. - [18:49 11 February 2009] YYettie
Okay. /me takes your ducats Now I have both. You see what I'm trying to teach you here? Sir SysRq (talk) 19:11, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Very well I will pay you 7 English Ducats for both my ducats and my aforementioned moment. - [19:14 11 February 2009] YYettie
Seeing as how all three of those things are quite intangible, I will just have to take all of them for myself. They are now mine because of something I did. (Which happened to be "take them".) Sir SysRq (talk) 19:17, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

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9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:46, Feb 11

hi

hi PieSoup CLICK HERE 00:10, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

oooh, I love Pie... - ReddFighter Talk!| 04:55, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Hello Mr Soup. How are you? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:48 13 February 2009
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