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Talk page de-virginizing!

This page's cherry = popped. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:15, Dec 30

That's TWICE I've missed the cherry popping...what will my Muslim friends think when they see white sheets in the morning? They will behead us both! Sir SysRq (talk) 01:40, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Probably hang actually, beheading is too harsh a punishment for this enlightened time. Also hey leddy, aint seen you since about four rapes ago. Good to see you again! :) Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs 02:46 30 December 2008
*The door breaks down* huff.... huff.... *cough*..... I heard.... huff.... huff..... *looking around*.... I uh.... *cough*.... I heard your talk page was empty.... huff.... huff.... And that, um.... huff..... you know... huff.... I would be able to, uh.... huff.... huff.... *looks up*.......................... Ahhh, fuck. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:44, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
*The window opens* Hi. I don't have much time, so I'l make this quick. Happy New Yea-- *falls* OW! stupid hotel. Sire !! -4- (01:55 12-31-2008)
METHY! Aint seen you about man, how you doing? Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs 02:11 31 December 2008
I'm fine, I just didn't think there was anyone home, so I left and then 4 weeks later I find out you're still here... Sire !! -4- (02:49 12-31-2008)
Did someone say Methy?! WHERE?!?! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:56, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
WTF?! You're here too? Sire !! -4- (02:59 12-31-2008)
Not as much as before - I got banned for being useless for a bit and then i just went into hiding. I only come out for holidays and the occasional bar mitzvah now. Anywho, how're you doing? Also, Hi, Orian!!!!-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:03, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
Yay! It's R(ape)T(ea)! I'm gonna have to start doing stuff, people keep thinking I've left. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs 13:58 31 December 2008
I left because I thought both of you weren't here anymore. Also my grades were slipping.
I thought you left, for example. Sire !! -4- (15:19 12-31-2008)
Orian: I can think of something you could do... --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:25, Dec 31
But daddy I don't want to! /me goes to look at pee list Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs 16:47 31 December 2008
I can haz something...er... to do? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 21:28, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
Me. :) Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs 22:03 31 December 2008
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... Sire !! -4- (01:43 01-1-2009)
*sigh* ...if i must... *disrobes* Hurrah for the new year, all! (it's still 6:41 over here, though :P) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:41, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Oh, so you are in California. Anyways, your package is still not very impressive. But that's me. Sire !! -4- (02:48 01-1-2009)
Yay sex! Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs 03:44 1 January 2009

Dear god, I've missed so many orgies. - [13:27 12 January] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

You know,

You haven't been voting on my articles lately. Maybe if you made a habit of doing so, I wouldn't have to do this quite so often. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:12, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for voting.

Thank you for voting.

Thank you all for voting me your Writer of the Month for December 2008, despite my rather long winded speech half-telling you not to while still being whore enough to accept the award anyways. Enjoy this pretty template styled after my pretty new userpage as your payment, as per our previous agreement. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk) 22:49, 1 January 2009 (UTC)


UnSignpost 1st January 2009

MrN9001 01:01, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 8th January 09

MrN9001 16:02, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

(Penis, Cock etc. Witty comment etc. Would you like your pizza back etc. Other stuff etc. Porn etc.)

(I'm back a little bit. Just don't rely on me for sex because I may go away again or I might get run over by a truck, or something cool like that. But go ahead and get re-attached to my cock.) As you can see I've returned armed with witty sex remarks, such as COCK! And therefore I will make it my purpose in life to mention SEX (or something similarly unattainable to me) in every sentence. - [13:23 12 January] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Cool deal. Good to have you back though, mate. However briefly it may be. Also, boobies. Aparently I need to get into those. Everyone keeps telling me I have the wrong idea, when it's the rest of the world taht's insane not me -- I'm just humouring them. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:37 12 January 2009
Aww...UU's dreamy. - [17:40 12 January 2009] YYettie
I kno rite! I bet he was on the football team when he was at school, all those years ago. /Me swoons. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:42 12 January 2009
Basketball team actually. Bastard USAins taking everything, even our men. - [17:45 12 January 2009] YYettie
God what is it with you fags and Zac Efron? U.U. is twice as old as him at anyrate. /goes off to wank. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:48 12 January 2009
And there we have conclusive proof that your are TEH FAG. Because we all know the "first person to mention Zac Efron is TEH FAG" rule. - [17:51 12 January 2009] YYettie
Seriously Yettie don't delete stuff from messages, comment it if you must play around but don't delete it breaks all teh rules of UnPrv. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:53 12 January 2009
Select-A-Reply: Sorry, I won't do it again. | I like it when you're angry, it's sexy. | Yes, I deleted it. And you know what? I ENJOYED it. You know the bit I really liked? It was when I pressed the backspace button and I heard the sentence scream. Oh yes it screamed. And I enjoyed its screaming. | - [18:00 12 January 2009] YYettie
There. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:02 12 January 2009
Oooh yay sex! Maybe we should take my turbo charged V8 for a spin? - [18:05 12 January 2009] YYettie
Aw but I just got my anus refurbished after last time! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:10 12 January 2009
Refurbished? Sound sexpensive (wow that's the best mistype I've ever made). Does it have double glazing? - [18:13 12 January 2009] YYettie

umm...

I need to clear some stuff up... um... I was jumping around looking at peoples Talk Pages when I came across something. Apparently, I am engaged to You and Miss YTTE. I dont know how this happened, (must have bin drunk/drugged) but I am confused. So, today is the 12th... umm... hah. O_o - ReddFighter Talk!| 22:49, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Yettie's using the {{USERNAME}} template meaning that where ever that is used your name will appear. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:51 12 January 2009
ooooooooooooooooh, k... Whoow. *wipes his forehead in relief*. Scared me. I thought you or Miss YTTE drugged me there. k, Im good now. XD - ReddFighter Talk!| 22:59, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
I don't do the drugging it's her. And then she forces me -- under threat of castration and such -- to rape things. It's not a good existance but mutual hatred is at least stable. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:09 12 January 2009
Ummm.... no comment... - ReddFighter Talk!| 23:10, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
That's what youu'll tell the police isn't it mate? You wouldn't rat me out would you? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:33 12 January 2009
no... only if I had a gun to my testicles would I rat you out... I think... - ReddFighter Talk!| 23:39, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Go go go! She'll come back -- could be here any second -- get help! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:40 12 January 2009
umm... ok? *runs down to the police station, wildly opens the door.* "SIR! I NEED HELP!" *the police officer walks over* "What." *sweat is running down my face* "My friend needs help! A crazy woman is going to make him rape and do naughty things to random people, and then... then... *gulp*... they are going to get married!!!" *The police man falls over, , unconscious...* "Sir?" *he gets back up* "We will help your friend, but hurry and get back over there!!!" "Yes Sir!" *runs back* "... huff... um... huff... the police are on there way... *cough*..." - ReddFighter Talk!| 23:49, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Hmm? Did someone call me? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:51, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
And I also used a most beautiful piece of wikicode to make the date always be tomorrow. And also, Orian, I MADE YOU STRAIGHT. - [09:18 13 January 2009] YYettie
I'm not sure it's that beautiful. I look forward to it advertising a wedding on the 32nd January... --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:39, Jan 13
What's wrong with the 32nd of January? Sounds like a great day for weddings! - [09:41 13 January 2009] YYettie
You mean... you... don't know? My god, your lack of knowledge will doom us all! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:45, Jan 13
What are you gonna tell me some shit about like er...I dunno there only be 31 days in every month? Ha! Please, next you'll tell me that Father Christmas doesn't exist. Please! I laugh at your ridiculousness! - [09:47 13 January 2009] YYettie
aaah, ok, I'm back from the bathroom... Wow... this conversation has exploded or something... Oh, and Miss YTTE, Father Christmas dosnt exict, anymore. He used to, until corporate America arrested him for trespassing, and mostly sneaking into children's homes to give them, well, "presents." Sorry to tell you this. The Wedding sounds great though, hurry up Orian! - ReddFighter Talk!| 19:25, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
Dear sir, I think you have broken your link. You seem to have mistakenly linked the word "presents" to "penis" - this could confuse those that click on the link, as a penis is quite different to a present. Unless, of course, you are talking about a penis-present. - [19:30 13 January 2009] YYettie
ummm,,, the broken link is the point. I just hid the true reason of what santa "gave" little kids. its like this- Santa give little kids pleasure by giving them his presents. For example. Thanks for giving your concern, though. (oh, and yes, i was talking about a penis-present). - 216.64.172.165 19:36, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
S***! forgot to log in. I'm so lazy. O_o - ReddFighter Talk!| 19:38, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
I'm afraid, sir, you've done it again. You've linked santa to Satan... which can only be a mistake, surely? From what I've heard Santa is not affiliated with this "Satan" you speak of. - [19:40 13 January 2009] YYettie
aaaaaaaag, never mind... I won't explain it... - ReddFighter Talk!| 19:46, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
Dear sir, I'm afraid I must alert you, again, to incorrect linking. In this case you have linked explain to something called "Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian". - [19:52 13 January 2009] YYettie
never mind... :| (ps, Orian, help her out???) - ReddFighter Talk!| 20:01, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
What's Orian? - [20:14 13 January 2009] YYettie
??? You know, Orian57... Orian... YOU KNOW!!!! ag, never mind. YOUR CONFUSSING ME!!! STOP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!! - ReddFighter Talk!| 20:19, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

AHAHAHAHA! Y SO SERIOZ? - [20:25 13 January 2009] YYettie

Allow me to intervene: you're all faggots. Redd, red links are never okay. If you want to link to a page that does not exist, either link to another page or create a redirect. Orian, be straight. Yettie, be a boy. SysRq, be condescending and intrusive on other people's talk pages. All of you! MARCH! Sir SysRq (talk) 21:18, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
I resent that acusation! Unless yettie is a girl in which case I may have to slightly reconsider my sexuality. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:22 13 January 2009
to Sysrq, YOU JUST USED A RED LINK!!!!!!!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololol!!! - ReddFighter Talk!| 23:03, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
I feel really popular all of a sudden. It was like that time I had cool people in my house and they asked my mum for drinks, played my X-box and didn't talk top me. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:18 13 January 2009
You had an X-box? Sire !! -4- (00:29 01-14-2009)
No actually i made that up so the metaphor would work better, none of the cool people would go near a gamecube. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:01 14 January 2009
Aye, I did use a red link. And I did so with pride so that other links may live. It's called sacrifice, son, and without it we would have nothing. Now help me make some soap, space chimp. Sir SysRq (talk) 14:35, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Stop!

"Did I do it right?" I don't remember a "stop" before that bit in "Fat Lip"... Unless that was irony, for some reason? Speaking of irony (wanders off back to forum again). --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:20, Jan 14

No, no irony; I just didn't how to play. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 10:24 14 January 2009
But that didn't stop you joining in anyway? I think that's why I like you (in a totally heterosexual on my part, friendly, let's make make it completely clear I'm not in any way ghey, kind of way, of course!) ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:39, Jan 14
And yet in the real world I'm just as shy and spineless as everyone else. Went to go get new shoes just now: I'd scouted out prices last night so I knew exactly what I was getting, and where. I walk into the shop and head straight for the £21 pair that are absolutly no different from my current pair except they're whiter and don't have stones embedded in the sole.
"Can I help you?" By now I already feel like I'm messing up her day -- this just makes me feel more guilty.
"Just wanted to buy these cheep shoes." I say holding the model out in a half hearted way.
"That's no problem." -- Of course it's a fucking problem! Stop being so damned nice -- I'm clearly being awkward here. She dissapeares into the back to find the pair I so rudely demanded. A minute or so later she returns. She takes the box over to where I'm sitting -- at least a metre out of her way! -- and then unpacks my shoes for me so I can try them on. They aren't the same as what I asked for but they'll do. I kick off the old pair. That's it make yourself look twelve, fucking wank -- could have untied them at least. Quickly I put on the new pair, they feel slightly uneaven but that's just because they're new. Probably.
"Yeah these seem fine." I say standing up and making my way to the till to pay.
"Oh do you want to wear them now?"
"Yeah, if that's ok?" I ask, wondering if I'm breaking some new shoe-buying etiquette.
"Yeah it's fine,I just need to check they're both the same." -- What are you a mong? Of course they're the same!
"Sure thing" She analyses the shoes as I stand in my socks.
"Oh right this one is a UK7 and this is actually a UK8." She informs. "Good job I checked, I'll just get this pair sorted out for you."
"Oh I didn't notice, sorry. Thank you."
"And that's £21:45 please." -- It's what!? The shoe said £21!
"I can do 21:26?" I say rooting in my pocket for loose coppers.
"Oh yeah that's fine." --HA! Whose the looser now! You're 19 pence down in a recession! I'm litterally doing my part to bankrupt you! -- oh god what if she looses her job because of me?
And that actually happened. Although I am touched by your liking me. :) I'm all embarrased now. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 12:09 14 January 2009

Insomnia

Pure genius

Why thank you mr/miss (but probablt Mr) IP, not very often I get random praise, thanks! :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:44 14 January 2009

YAYYY!

"Vote or die", says Diddy. I'M SPESHUL!!!!! J-Shea 05:19, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Since we're resorting to open whoring on UGotM: you know who you really want to vote for, Orian! Unless you've already voted for someone else, then whatever, no more sex for you, straight boy. - [17:01 15 January 2009] YYettie
First come first served -- Girl pants ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:02 15 January 2009
No fair -- Perfectly normal hetrosexual male young adult! - [17:36 15 January 2009] YYettie
Shh! I don't want them knowing my secrets. Fair enough if you want to come out but I'm not ready yet. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:38 15 January 2009
  1. Elephants.
  2. Bananas.
  3. Sex.
  4. PROFIT!
  5. - [18:01 15 January 2009] YYettie
Oh word association I love this game!
  1. cock.
  2. cock
  3. cock
  4. cocks in suits.
  5. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:04 15 January 2009

UnSignpost 15th January

MrN9001 21:30, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm Back!!!

You probably don't even remember me but hey, I need to talk to someone and you're the only one kind enough not to sue me on stalking charges so... Hi. MafiaHatBrownSgar Tri3~Talk 16:55 19 January 2009 16:55, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Oh sorry, I'm just done slitting Orian's throat because I decided that I would viciously assault Orian in a sexually provoked attack. Really sorry about that. But you can move his arms and use him a puppet, if you wish. A bleeding puppet... - [17:01 19 January 2009] YYettie
You're sick. Hey Tri! Course I remember you, my favourite noob! What do you want to talk about? Serious Issues and stuff or just general prattle about 24? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:07 19 January 2009
Ha ha, look Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrri, the dead body is talking! Ha ha ha! - [18:13 19 January 2009] YYettie
Stop it you're scaring him. You and you're new lady parts. Except they aren't real. You're a boy. Oh and why didn't you get a skype? then we can actually talk. Same for you Tri, get a Skype account and then we can talk like a phone for free. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:38 19 January 2009
“You and you're new lady parts”
~ Orian57
. I assume you meant your new lady parts. Ha ha, he can't even gramarize properly! Ha ha *snort* ha! - [19:03 19 January 2009] YYettie
At least I'm not a bastard. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:17 19 January 2009
At least I don't have two marbles and a cardboard toilet roll. - [19:26 19 January 2009] YYettie
I have a penis one testicle and a marble actually. You just have a rough slit between your legs after teh back street sugery. and it's infected. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:30 19 January 2009
Oh gosh? How did you know?! - [19:31 19 January 2009] YYettie
Because I'm a clayvoiant. I also know that your great great great grandfather doesn't aprove of your dress sense and that his aunt Elizabeth is disgusted at your fag-loving morals. She wishes you were dead so she could spank you and restore honour to the family name. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:34 19 January 2009
When did Yettie change sex? MafiaHatBrownSgar Tri3~Talk 23:31 19 January 2009 23:31, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
About a week ago, though I'm still not convinced he's a girl -- it would make all my perverted fantasies more perverse, or less if you're conservative. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:52 19 January 2009
what up with your sig?!? oh and are you working on any article right now? what was your most recent one? MafiaHatBrownSgar Tri3~Talk 16:32 20 January 2009
My sig? This is my seventh. I change them when I'm bored see. I'm got half a mind to re-write the LazyTown article cos it's just cruft at the moment. And I've been thinking of writing Neurotic because I am, aparently. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:40 20 January 2009
If you're not actually neurotic, you speak it fluently. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:46, Jan 20
Well it is my first language. Because like, yesterday my phone rang and I didn't answer it in case it was somebody I didn't know that didn't want to talk to me so I would avoid the feelings of regection. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:49 20 January 2009
Maybe I could help you if you want. MafiaHatBrownSgar Tri3~Talk 21:18 21 January 2009
Oh yeah, like collab? That could work, did you read what I read up there about skype? it might be easier to brainstorm over that. either's fine though. Do you have any ideas for articles of your own or that we could both work on? It's just I have bassically both of those that I mentioned worked out in my head. try looking here for some of my vague notions on things that coudl be funny, and see if you think any could work. Also did I mention it's good to have you back? :D ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:32 21 January 2009
I did notice there ain't a Katy Perry article and considering how much material she's given us...... Oh and I can't get skype right now, I am renting this apartment with this girl and we still don't have a telephone. We have to talk in our cellphones for everything:( MafiaHatBrownSgar Tri3~Talk 22:18 21 January 2009
Skype is over the internet, and it's free. or are you still on dial up or something? And Girl? I'm not judging or anything but I am not having a straight noob. As for Katy perry I know almost nothing about her beyond her music and even then only that I like it (despite my gaiety I have litttle interest in the lives of the rich and famous). And I'm always wary of celbrity articles, they tend to get vandalised alot. :S ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:36 21 January 2009
I AM NOT STRAIGHT!!! I AM NOT EVEN BI! I AM A GAY MAN DESPERATE FOR SHELTER! anyway she is my best friend, ONLY! MafiaHatBrownSgar Tri3~Talk 22:43 21 January 2009
While we are at it, I have a confession: I am in the closet. MafiaHatBrownSgar Tri3~Talk 22:50 21 January 2009
Ooh, do you think there'll be enough room for me to join you? - [22:58 21 January 2009] YYettie
XD I'm not sure if you meant that to be a funny sentence or not but it was. And how far in the closet? like so far the girl your living with dosn't know or sort of out to frineds but not family? Also You clearly have internet access of some sort (or are you at a library or something? (lol I just said bra)), so look into skype. There's loads of uncylopedians on it. You too yetters, even though you did EC me and might have changed your gender I still love you. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:59 21 January 2009
She doesn't know, nobody does. We have this off-and-on relationship even though we always come back to being friends although she always says that as soon as I buy a house we are getting married and I am cool with that. MafiaHatBrownSgar Tri3~Talk 21:15 22 January 2009
Dude, are you being serious? If you are then I think you're doing entirley the wrong thing. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:59 22 January 2009
Wait we need to establish something first, before we go about using the term 'wrong thing'. How big are her tits? - [22:25 22 January 2009] YYettie
No, I'm not having lesbianism on my talk page. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:34 22 January 2009
Lesbianism? Where? Where? I have a nailbat and I'm not afraid to nail me my first lesbian! - [22:36 22 January 2009] YYettie
That's the spirit. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:39 22 January 2009
They're big, and so is her butt but I don't really care about that. Anyways, I think I've come up with a good idea for an article from this discussion. What about an article about a closeted gay guy's wedding? maybe something funny could happen in the end such as another closeted gay guy he's been flirting with crashing the wedding and coming out. It'd be funny to see the reactions of the guests, (which would include his own parents and his bride's parents) and the reactions of the bride. Tell me what you think. MafiaHatBrownSgar Tri3~Talk 18:16 24 January 2009
So is this art immitatating life? That's new take on things -- whatever it does sound liek a great idea, I'm kinda busy for the next day or two though so it might have to wait. What about titles? My Big Fat Straight Wedding? Lying is ok if it Makes You Miserable? Either of those? And stop ECing me! Just spell it right the first time! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:01 24 January 2009
Ive created a page to plan the article. Here is the link. Could you help me come up with an ending to the first rough draft? Oh from now talk to me about it on the planning page's talk page. MafiaHatBrownSgar Tri3~Talk 21:05 24 January 2009

Hey

Ya I left a message on UUs page but I would really like a review if you would be willing to do that. Thanks!--Tagstit 22:14, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Ah no problem, I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking U.U.! Although seriously I just have almost everybody's userpage on my watchlist. Helps me become a much more efficiant nosy neighbour. ;) Also it might have to wait to tomorrow possibly the day after, I just have a few things to do. but other than that I should be fine to do it, be good to get back in the game. Also it's good to see a new user sticking around! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:40 21 January 2009
Thanks alot, I was joking about the stalking haha. And ya whenever you get to it will be great. Just tell me when and I will put it on pee. I don't want someone else doin it before you get the chance to. ;)--Tagstit 22:51, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
And here I was hoping you're stalking me via UU's pate. sniff ~Jewriken.GIF 22:58, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
well yes but of a by product of religiously reading U.U's talk page. Sorry :S I can stalk you too if you want. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:01 21 January 2009
My talk page is where the most discerning users drop by to make the most interesting conversation... --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:43, Jan 22
Yeah, MY talk is where most disturbing users drop by to drop their pants, drop a load and walk around without even saying thank you. And NO one ever stalks me. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:54, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

Whatever happened to...

...UnProvise? That was such an unbelievably awesome idea! Why did it bomb out? We need to rape some life into it, I feel. I don't know how. But we should. We really really should. It just needs some effort, sunlight and water. It's probably sexually frustrated as well. But mainly, effort. Any smart ideas? Maybe we could sponsor Man Utd? I hear a position has opened up there... - [23:10 21 January 2009] YYettie

Girls can't rape. And I, along with everybody else, forgot about it. And I'm almost certain I don't care anymore. Sorry. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:17 21 January 2009
No comment. - [16:38 22 January 2009] YYettie
I am sorry I just think it's one of those things that was a good idea at the time. :| ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:41 22 January 2009

Stepdad

Time for your review! Ill put it on Pee.--Tagstit 21:37, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

Ah yes. I'm on it! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:03 22 January 2009
Sweet! tell me when your done!--Tagstit 23:03, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
Will do, shouldn't be too much longer. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:06 22 January 2009
Alright cool--Tagstit 23:09, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

Review

Thanks alot for your review, I found it very helpful. You should start reviewing more often.--Tagstit 16:49, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

That's no problem and I am currently doing a review, I've remebered I rather enjoy them. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:02 24 January 2009
Woo hoo! --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:08, Jan 24
Of course UU will have to start paying me in small sexual favours. Like hugs. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:09 24 January 2009

Enter Snuffleupagus

I'm Snuffleupagus! [makes furnace noises through snuffle] f-f-f-f-f [in a normal voice] Get out of bed! [pokes Orion with snuffle, Orion jumps out of bed] --Snuffleupagus 18:23, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Ok. I'm realy not sure what else to say, other than remember to add new headers when starting a new topic. And welcome? I've not seen you aroudn anyway, you're new to me. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:47 24 January 2009
Oh and I've just noticed you spelt my name wrong. Grr. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:44 25 January 2009
Misspelling is sexy. - [13:13 25 January 2009] YYettie
No yettie it really isn't. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 13:16 25 January 2009
ORION! ORION! ORION! ORION! ORION! ORION! ORION! ORION! ORION! ORION! ORION! ORION! ORION! ORION! ORION! ORION! :P - [13:37 25 January 2009] YYettie
Oooo! naughty boy. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 13:44 25 January 2009

Thanks for the review of Damsel In Distress!

I was thinking the same thing about how some items just kind of....end. I had used a bunch of various quotes and pieces of real HowTo's as crib notes that I slowly built into concepts and paragraphs. At least I've had a few days of not looking at it so I can go back slightly refreshed, with your review, and finish the sucker. I'll check back in with you afterward. Thanks again--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  01:41, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

Absolutly no problem. Like I said it's a great article just needs finishing and some re-formatting. :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:45 25 January 2009
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