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[edit] Violent rape
Your ass is bleeding. I thought I might tell you. —Sir Socky
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KUN SotM UotM PMotM 18:06, 13 September 2009
- Yawn. Been there done that. How about some originality? Orian57 Talk
18:08 13 September 2009
[edit] Me reads Shakespeare to Orian
That's original and it's literary! So there. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:15, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- What'll it be next week, Daddy? Can you read Thomas the Tank!? Orian57 Talk 18:17 13 September 2009
- Maybe, but only if you eat all your greens and promise to be kind to that strange man who calls himself puppy...Hmm, I must speak to mummy about you hanging around him all the time. Now go to sleep young Orian. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:42, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- But Puppy gives me sweets! And his sausages which I don't like but it's ok. Orian57 Talk 18:44 13 September 2009
- You must remember Orian, that Puppy is a very bad man, and his sweets count for nothing in the face of such badness. Also you shouldn't accept the sausages of strange men, just say no, how hard is it??? --ChiefjusticeDS 18:50, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- But if someone wants to give you sweets isn't that nice because sweets are good? And you always tell me to eat all my sausages when we have sausages for tea. :S Orian57 Talk 18:52 13 September 2009
- Sweets aren't good all the time, sometimes yes, but not when they are from bad people. Puppy is a very bad man, he is on a register for bad grown-ups. Also, I am not a strange man young Orian, so when I tell you to eat sausages you should do it, but you should stay well away from the ones that Puppy gives you. You will understand why in time... --ChiefjusticeDS 19:03, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- But why is Puppy a bad man? Is he a bank robber? And you're wrong anyway because sweets always taste the same no matter who they come from. Orian57 Talk 19:05 13 September 2009
- But why is Puppy a bad man? Is he a bank robber? And you're wrong anyway because sweets always taste the same no matter who they come from. Orian57 Talk
- Puppy is a bad man because he does bad things to innocent little boys like you, things that you are far too young to understand. His sweets might taste good but his intentions are very bad, do you see? He is using a good thing to do a bad thing. You will understand when you are bigger. Now, that is enough talk for one night, I have lots of important things to do.--ChiefjusticeDS 19:12, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- Sweets aren't good all the time, sometimes yes, but not when they are from bad people. Puppy is a very bad man, he is on a register for bad grown-ups. Also, I am not a strange man young Orian, so when I tell you to eat sausages you should do it, but you should stay well away from the ones that Puppy gives you. You will understand why in time... --ChiefjusticeDS 19:03, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- But DADDY! What if the Puppy man comes and gives me sweets and does the bad thing that you wont tell me what it is how will I know if he does it or not? I can't sleep now. Orian57 Talk 19:14 13 September 2009
- But if someone wants to give you sweets isn't that nice because sweets are good? And you always tell me to eat all my sausages when we have sausages for tea. :S Orian57 Talk
- Have no fear Orian, you are safe here, your mummy is enough to scare any bad men away from here, you also forget that when I'm not on that website I spend all day putting huge locks on all the doors and searching the
internethouse for bad men. This is all so you can sleep in peace. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:19, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- You must remember Orian, that Puppy is a very bad man, and his sweets count for nothing in the face of such badness. Also you shouldn't accept the sausages of strange men, just say no, how hard is it??? --ChiefjusticeDS 18:50, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah :( but then you don't let me go out and play! Orian57 Talk 19:23 13 September 2009
- But Puppy gives me sweets! And his sausages which I don't like but it's ok. Orian57 Talk
- Ah but I'm a grown up, and that means I'm in charge, not you. When you are a grown-up you can be in charge. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:31, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- Maybe, but only if you eat all your greens and promise to be kind to that strange man who calls himself puppy...Hmm, I must speak to mummy about you hanging around him all the time. Now go to sleep young Orian. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:42, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- But I don't want to be a grown up becuase you just said that grown ups do bad things and give away bad sweets and I don't want to give away any sweeties. D: Orian57 Talk 19:34 13 September 2009
- Then don't complain, now you know how difficult your daddy's job is. You will learn more of people soon... Perhaps I should read you "IT" by Stephen King next week, that will show you why Puppy is bad. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:54, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- If I were any less of a man I'd be offended. Fortunately I am a true man's man and not given to overly emotional outbursts. I am the master of my... HOW DARE YOU SAY THOSE NASTY, EVIL, SPITEFUL THINGS ABOUT ME! JUST BECAUSE YOUR SAUSAGE IS A COCKTAIL FRANKFURT ON A TOOTHPICK! HMV
- So does Daddy have a sausage too? Orian57 Talk 07:57 14 September 2009
- This is not something we will discuss! Get out of my son's bedroom you horrible horrible man! --ChiefjusticeDS 08:08, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
- But Daddy how did he get past your big locks -- is Puppy a bank robber!? Orian57 Talk 08:17 14 September 2009
- No he isn't a bank robber! He must have been hiding in the attic the whole time! This is why he is a bad man Orian, he breaks into houses to spy on little boys. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:56, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
- Is there a little boy in every house? I haven't seen that many boys at nursery. Orian57 Talk 09:03 14 September 2009
- I know some new tricks!
- Would you like to see some of my tricks? HMV
- There are little boys in lots of houses Orian, there aren't any at nursery because the other parents removed them after you invited them to "play" with puppy. No we don't want to see any of your tricks, put that back in your trousers at once! You should be ashamed of yourself! --ChiefjusticeDS 09:57, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
- Is there a little boy in every house? I haven't seen that many boys at nursery. Orian57 Talk
- But I didn't mean it! I thought it was OK to play with Puppy and I don't have anything in my trousers, but Puppy told me that he has a rocket in his trousers and sometimes it blasts off! Orian57 Talk 14:02 14 September 2009
- No he isn't a bank robber! He must have been hiding in the attic the whole time! This is why he is a bad man Orian, he breaks into houses to spy on little boys. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:56, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
- If you knew Puppy like I knew Puppy... I have nothing to be ashamed of! HMV
- But Daddy how did he get past your big locks -- is Puppy a bank robber!? Orian57 Talk
- This is not something we will discuss! Get out of my son's bedroom you horrible horrible man! --ChiefjusticeDS 08:08, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
- So does Daddy have a sausage too? Orian57 Talk
- If I were any less of a man I'd be offended. Fortunately I am a true man's man and not given to overly emotional outbursts. I am the master of my... HOW DARE YOU SAY THOSE NASTY, EVIL, SPITEFUL THINGS ABOUT ME! JUST BECAUSE YOUR SAUSAGE IS A COCKTAIL FRANKFURT ON A TOOTHPICK! HMV
- Then don't complain, now you know how difficult your daddy's job is. You will learn more of people soon... Perhaps I should read you "IT" by Stephen King next week, that will show you why Puppy is bad. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:54, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- OK as much as I'm enjoying this casual infantilism, I think we should stop now. It's getting creepy. Some other time guys. Orian57 Talk 21:12 14 September 2009
- Took the words out of my mouth, or at least you would have if we weren't typing this, but anyway yes let's, mainly because I'm ruunning out of amusing things to say. Yes, we got carried away... *Mutters something about Orian having started it and how me reading Shakespeare was very innocent* --ChiefjusticeDS 21:17, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
- You were the one that started saying puppy was a paedo. I said he gave me sweets and sausages. Like any good Beaver-Scout leader would. Orian57 Talk 21:20 14 September 2009
- Noooo, I said he was a bad man, you assumed I meant that he was a paedo, whereas I actually was experimenting with slang. So there. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:32, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
- So all Jamaican men are "on a register for bad grown-ups" and do "bad things to innocent little boys"? Well I'm glad I don't have such a racist Daddy anymore. Orian57 Talk 21:36 14 September 2009
- So all Jamaican men are "on a register for bad grown-ups" and do "bad things to innocent little boys"? Well I'm glad I don't have such a racist Daddy anymore. Orian57 Talk
- Oh OK fine, maybe I had something to do with it, but I am not wholly to blame, my intentions were pure to begin with, you have just managed to trap me with your... words. I was just trying to be original and read some Shakespeare... *mutters* --ChiefjusticeDS 21:41, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
- Noooo, I said he was a bad man, you assumed I meant that he was a paedo, whereas I actually was experimenting with slang. So there. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:32, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
- No your words. Anyway, like I said, was fun. Orian57 Talk 21:44 14 September 2009
- You were the one that started saying puppy was a paedo. I said he gave me sweets and sausages. Like any good Beaver-Scout leader would. Orian57 Talk
- Exactly. So you should thank me. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:45, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
- Took the words out of my mouth, or at least you would have if we weren't typing this, but anyway yes let's, mainly because I'm ruunning out of amusing things to say. Yes, we got carried away... *Mutters something about Orian having started it and how me reading Shakespeare was very innocent* --ChiefjusticeDS 21:17, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
- NO U! You got practice for the inevitable (already?) fatherhood. So there. Orian57 Talk 21:48 14 September 2009
- Inevitable, now I'm going to bed, before you trap me with more words that I said. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:50, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Page History
I saw your comment on the Unwehr page history, about how you like the group even if "no one else is here," and I appreciated it. Yeah, I've neglected to update my own stuff the last month (though to be fair I've been really busy), and I guess no one else has been doing rewrites/cleanups etc. in that time, which is a shame. Anyway, DU is not dead (or at least it's less dead than IC), and you're pretty cool for caring. So yeah. Cheers. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:33, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- You're welcome, I would quite like to see that get namespaced someday, bit of competion tends to liven things up. Orian57 Talk 22:18 16 September 2009
[edit] On edit conflicts
Thank you for the explanation on edit conflicts. I really appreciate it. And even though they are unpredictable, I will use my psychic powers to the better of mankind in the future to avoid the phenomenon of edit conflicts--BlueSpiritGuy 06:08, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh hey that's no problem. Also, because you're new, just a word of, advice I suppose it's called. Around here mostly everything anyone says is a joke of some discription. Unless it isn't. So just remember that and you should be fine. Also the ritualistic stoning is on Sundays so be sure to get yourself psyched for that, sometimes they die. Orian57 Talk 12:24 16 September 2009
- You don't say? The stones actually die? Wouldn't want to miss that. I have to say, I quite like the tone people use around here to talk to one another. Makes me feel at home. --BlueSpiritGuy 13:12, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh I like you. You can stay. :) Orian57 Talk 14:55 16 September 2009
- Thank you that's very nice. And speaking of staying, you seem to have the wiki markup language pretty well figured out. Either that or your pages just have a natural tendency to be colourful and full of handy links. Assuming the former, is there a textbook you would recommend for someone wanting to study wiki markup in more detail? Or is it a monkey see monkey do kind of thing? --BlueSpiritGuy 20:21, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- No. There is nowhere to learn this stuff. We just make it up as we go along.
- Oh, and I'm upset, because
she is pointing at my userpage! HMV t 20:52, 16/09/2009
- As ironic as Puppy was being I did just pick it up as I went along, stole (copy-pasted) bit's of code and played around with it until I figured it out. Most of the stuff I use is fairly basic though, you don't every really need complicated stuff for articles. And I'm upset because you put that whateveritis in the middle of my talk page. Orian57 Talk 22:17 16 September 2009
- Aha, thank you. I like Copy-and-Pasting. I suppose there are textbooks available. But you can't copy and paste from a them, so it would make them pretty useless I guess. --BlueSpiritGuy 22:25, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- Fetus fucker. -- [sire] e|m|c [TALK] 22:26, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- As ironic as Puppy was being I did just pick it up as I went along, stole (copy-pasted) bit's of code and played around with it until I figured it out. Most of the stuff I use is fairly basic though, you don't every really need complicated stuff for articles. And I'm upset because you put that whateveritis in the middle of my talk page. Orian57 Talk
- Thank you that's very nice. And speaking of staying, you seem to have the wiki markup language pretty well figured out. Either that or your pages just have a natural tendency to be colourful and full of handy links. Assuming the former, is there a textbook you would recommend for someone wanting to study wiki markup in more detail? Or is it a monkey see monkey do kind of thing? --BlueSpiritGuy 20:21, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh I like you. You can stay. :) Orian57 Talk
- You don't say? The stones actually die? Wouldn't want to miss that. I have to say, I quite like the tone people use around here to talk to one another. Makes me feel at home. --BlueSpiritGuy 13:12, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- (Un-indent) At least emc used the expletive template on my page... And to be honest for the most part my coding has been learnt through cut and paste, but I've fallen back to wikimedia a few times before as well... became invaluable for the button on POOF, as minor as that appear to be, it was a bitch to work out how to do it in a way that I was finally happy with. I also use www.w3schools.com a significant amount for my style parameters. Because I am a really stylish guy when it comes down to it. Oh, and I put Frenzel Rhomb on top of Mika, so feel free - your talk page, your rules! HMV
- No because unlike you, Big Brother, I don't like to edit history! Orian57 Talk 11:56 17 September 2009
- And it may only seem like a little altering here and there, but before we know it changing the past will result in this conversation having never happened. Or worse, having this conversation with it being about changing something that didn't happen and then pretty soon someone sits with an immovable sofa stuck in their staircase.--BlueSpiritGuy 13:46, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh and thanks for all the advice. Can't wait to start copying everyone's creativeness.--BlueSpiritGuy 13:52, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
- No because unlike you, Big Brother, I don't like to edit history! Orian57 Talk
[edit] I'm bored
So I am here to vandalise your talk page. Did you know that nothing is happening on IRC? Did you also know that almost all the IP's are being annoyingly productive this evening? Did you also know that someone actually vandalised my user page? If not WHY NOT?? Also, congrats on getting UU to ban you properly. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:48, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
- Look if you want my attention go edit Puppy or UUs talk page. I never pay any attention to mine. Orian57 Talk 20:13 21 September 2009
- Disgusting is what it is, I have a good mind to discipline you young man.... wait, no that's not what I meant. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:18, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
- No spanking! Just no. I'll call Child Line! Orian57 Talk 20:20 21 September 2009
- No spanking! Just no. I'll call Child Line! Orian57 Talk
- Disgusting is what it is, I have a good mind to discipline you young man.... wait, no that's not what I meant. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:18, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
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[edit] Methy/Orian Convo 1 Archive 18
So, you heard the news that after 20,000,000 years I finally got into PEEING. Let's celebrate with... the usual. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (01:12 09-24-2009)
- Is that the one where you wear a dress, or is it the other thing? Orian57 Talk 07:11 24 September 2009
- No, it's that other thing. That thing involving cocks. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (13:02 09-27-2009)
[edit] Award from UN:REQ
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- Oh hey! Cool an award! And MadMax is on my talk page! This is all such a HUGE honour!!! :D Orian57 Talk 07:17 25 September 2009
[edit] Orian has sixteen features.
Discuss.
(Bloody hell, when did all that happen??) - [16:08 25 September 2009] PlebYettie
- Well the sixteenth one happened on wednesday. I've also had two articles become the best of the month this year, one in May the other in July. It's pretty good. I'm still going with the novel though. What's happening with you? You really need to get on skype or something, been missing you around here. Orian57 Talk 16:14 25 September 2009
- Ahh the novel! Shaping into something you like? And with me...well not much really. Life is pretty good for me right now, but I do wish I had more time for Uncyclopedia, like I used to. Missed you guys and the whole feel of the site. - [16:25 25 September 2009] PlebYettie
- Oh the rest of my life it going nowhere. It's awful. But yeah the novel seems to shaping up. Orian57 Talk 16:31 25 September 2009
- Oh the rest of my life it going nowhere. It's awful. But yeah the novel seems to shaping up. Orian57 Talk
- Ahh the novel! Shaping into something you like? And with me...well not much really. Life is pretty good for me right now, but I do wish I had more time for Uncyclopedia, like I used to. Missed you guys and the whole feel of the site. - [16:25 25 September 2009] PlebYettie
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[edit] Sigh
Ennui HMV
- what does that mean? I've seen you use it several times and never figured it out. Orian57 Talk 04:57 29 September 2009
- I'd give you a definition, but... HMV
- Well then, what can I do to help? Orian57 Talk 07:16 29 September 2009
- Well then, what can I do to help? Orian57 Talk
- I'd give you a definition, but... HMV
[edit] Thought I'd give this a try
Hi Orian, hope you're good. I'm kinda here to see if I can get some involvement in a little idea. See, the pee queue is backed up a little, and I figured that if most of our active reviewers did two reviews each this weekend, it'd pretty much take care of that. I know, I know, this is a busy time of the year 'n' shit, and you've done a bunch of reviews already this year. Cool. Thanks. And if you can't, you cant. But if you can find the time to crank out just 2 decent reviews this weekend, it'd be awesome. Hell, if we do shift the queue, it might even help grease those sticky wheels over at VFH a little. I reckon it's worth a shot, what say you? (I know you already said you would, but I also know you'd probably sulk if I spammed everyone else's talk pages and not yours. ;-p --UU - natter 
18:33, Sep 30
- See you do care, it wouldn't hurt just to let me know more often, you know? And I will do my best. Orian57 Talk 18:38 30 September 2009
[edit] And also
You might remember that I mentioned your name a while back on Chief's talk page. The time I horribly misspelled it, almost resulting in a fist fight. I don't know if you remember what the discussion was about... I would like you to take a look at my first article and give me a few pointers. When you have time that is. I left you a note on the discussion page of the article in question. Thank you --BlueSpiritGuy 20:31, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh yes, you. I remember you. And no problem, I'll definitly try and find the time but it may have to wait till friday because the left 4 dead DLC hasn't got boring yet and I'm busy with this course thing that I have to do otherwise They'll stop my dole money. Orian57 Talk 20:59 30 September 2009
- That's fine, I am in no hurry. See, the sooner you give the tips, the sooner I no longer have an excuse to procrastinate working on it. And procrastination is kinda my thing. Anyway, keep well. --BlueSpiritGuy 21:11, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- If you have another idea go work on it while you wait. That way you'll come back to this one with fresher eyes. I find that can often help you notice what's wrong -- or what could be just better. Orian57 Talk 21:12 30 September 2009
- Thanks I will do that. Right now. Then later I'll procrastinate a little.--BlueSpiritGuy 21:18, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- I think I've stumbled upon something that might just be what I'm looking for. Or not. Either way, I mentioned it on the talk page of the article. I'm not gonna edit it into the article yet, first want to hear your opinion. Or criticism. Whichever works. Thanks a million --BlueSpiritGuy 12:21, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks I will do that. Right now. Then later I'll procrastinate a little.--BlueSpiritGuy 21:18, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- If you have another idea go work on it while you wait. That way you'll come back to this one with fresher eyes. I find that can often help you notice what's wrong -- or what could be just better. Orian57 Talk
- That's fine, I am in no hurry. See, the sooner you give the tips, the sooner I no longer have an excuse to procrastinate working on it. And procrastination is kinda my thing. Anyway, keep well. --BlueSpiritGuy 21:11, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
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Users Turn to PLS to Rescue Uncyclopedia from Decay, Doom, Worstness  The Eighth Semi-Annual Poo Lit Surprise Writing Competition & Brownie Bake-Off begins this Monday, October 5th when Olipro emerges from his house. If he is frightened by his shadow, writers are required to send him love letters; otherwise, writers have two weeks to squeeze all of the humor they can out of their mostly insignificant humor glands. This year's categories include Best Article, Best Illustrated Article, Best Kanye Joke, and Best Rewrite. The list of judges includes both esteemed Uncyclopedia veterans and former PLS winners; they will be sequestered in a two-star hotel for the duration of the competition in order to ensure the most convenient environment for receiving bribes. This year's PLS Master of Ceremonies and Executive in Charge of Parking, Modusoperandi, humbly expressed optimism when asked about the quality of this installment: "This Poo Lit will be the Greatest PLS ever," said Mr. Operandi exclusively. "Anyone who says otherwise is as much of a liar as they are dumb, and they are plenty dumb. Ergo, they are also plenty liar. That made more sense in my head." Other users, who wished to remain anonymous since they regularly read the unflattering commentary often associated with being quoted in the UnSignpost, expressed hope that the PLS would revive the life-support-laden VFH and also stimulate the lagging Uncyclopedia economy. Users Agree: 'Uncyclopedia is the Boringest' This week, Uncyclopedia users denounced the recent lack of activity on the wiki. Necropaxx initiated the conversation, noting that activity on VFH, similar to the pants of the 'hip' crowd, has dropped to unacceptably low levels. Other users have responded, and the general consensus does indeed seem to be that overall, the site's quality has dropped below acceptable levels. Not since June '07, November '07, February '08, August '08, December '08, March '09, and May '09 has Uncyclopedia seen such a blatant claim that the entire website will imminently burst into a ball of some sort, with 'flame' being the most likely sort of ball. Trusted UnSignpost undercover investigative reporter, DogNewspaper (pictured), infiltrated one such group of doom-saying users in order to obtain some first-hand declarations of the impending death throes of the wiki. "Yeah, with the number of quality articles readily available, I'd give Uncyclopedia two months at the most until it is absorbed into another humor website," said one user. Further commentary from this group of users was unavailable, as undercover investigative reporter DogNewspaper's cover was at this point compromised, as his unwavering loyalty to Uncyclopedia caused him to seize the infidel user's lower leg in his mouth and shake his head viciously. Please stay with the UnSignpost for up-to-the-week coverage of the impending(?) death of Uncyclopedia. |
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Late deliver courtesy of Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 20:13, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] I asked, you delivered
Thanks for helping out this weekend with a pee or two. Have a beer! Wait - do poofs drink beer? --UU - natter 20:54, Oct 5
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- You should no fine well that only teh finest Banna Daquari (I most certainly butchered that word, you can figure it out) will do. Yeah, I'll try and get my 75th pee done soon, just got distracted yesterday, with Halo and the fact my internet was screwing me around. definitly think we should have "events" like this more often, though. Guilt is a powerful motovator. Orian57 Talk 22:56 5 October 2009
[edit] Gimme feedback!
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Sandbox HMV
[edit] I was alone in the dark
And thanks for telling my life story. [] 06:35 October 9
- And nice strikethrough, btw.
- I presumed that was your fault. It wasn't here earlier. And does this mean you're enjoying "Alone"? Orian57 Talk 06:38 9 October 2009
- I presumed that was your fault. It wasn't here earlier. And does this mean you're enjoying "Alone"? Orian57 Talk
[edit] And also again
I think I've stumbled upon something that might just be what I'm looking for. Or not. Either way, I mentioned it on the talk page of the article. I'm not gonna edit it into the article yet, first want to hear your opinion. Or criticism. Whichever works. Thanks a million --BlueSpiritGuy 06:58, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Letters to my pen-pal
thanks for agreeing to look at the above. I think it needs a bigger ending. But I can't think of one. Also, I think letters to my pen-pal is friendlier than Correspondence with ... for some reason--Sog1970 10:22, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Ich bin zuruck ins Der Hause
I'm back after my leave of absence. but upon my arrival on the site, I began to hear the odd sound of cumming and found a trail of skeet leading to a bedroom door. I shouted a four letter word causing two gestapo officers behind me to gag on their cocks. I was wondering if the trail of cum was intended for me follow upon my return? --Soviet Butt Munch Hissy Tantrum 15:01, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Talking on your talkpage
Yadda yadda Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/08-10-09 yadda. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:41, 14 October 2009
- Um, that one you linked to is about a year old, but wrongly dated...??? Orian57 Talk 20:46 14 October 2009
[edit] UnSignpost Sometime October 2009
The Newspaper Made Entirely From Recycled Internet Memes
October 8th, 2009 • Issue 67• Good things come to those who wait. So does the UnSignpost.
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The End is Nigh... Once Again  Yes, it's that time of the year again. Despite the hopes of many, Poo Lit Surprise did not instantly revive Uncyclopedia. We are doomed! DOOMED! But how did the great Uncyclopedia become such a wasteland, one may ask. It's all a big conspiracy, I tell you! All perpetrated by a mysterious figure, known only by the initials R.L. Perseveringly, this entity has claimed the lives of various Uncyclopedians, among them such users as SysRq, Cajek, YesTimeToEdit, Siddhartha-Wolf and most recently it seems R.L. has even gotten its grips on our own UnSignpost editor Gerrycheevers. When confronted with the issue, noted favourite Jew and Zionist ruler Mordillo barely managed to exclusively tell us the following "I tell you Socky, I'd be happy to comment about our IMPENDING DOOM but I'm too busy packing. Another time maybe? HEY! MOTHERFUCKER! EASY WITH THE VASE! THAT'S FRAGILE! Sorry Sock, gotta scram, the movers are breaking my stuff. NO! DROP THAT BAN HAMMER! DROP IT I SAID!" Expert in things that suck (no pun intended), Optimuschris, was quoted saying "Uncyclopedia hasn't been cool since 08. Ban 09's." In conclusion, UN:N. UFFL Update The previous two weeks of the UFFL action have been filled with more intrigue than a mediocre James Bond movie. Two touchdownless games by Saints’ quarterback Drew Brees cost Sternensteinenstine a win Week 3, though the team rebounded Week 4 and currently holds a solid second-place standing in the hyper-competitive UFFL. A resurgent Tom Brady and a balanced roster has led Domestic Team Name to two wins over the same period, as well as an unblemished 4-0 record. The Dudes’ neglect to change their starting roster cost them a win in Week 4, knocking the former top dogs down to a less-than-remarkable 4th place. The John Curry All-Stars have been hampered by the loss of Frank Gore, and lost last week to a rejuvenated Dibiase’s Millions that were led by a solid Aaron Rodgers-Matt Forte NFC North attack. A soft schedule has helped Oklahoma City Storm to a respectable 2-2 record, while the winless Doritians continue to struggle. Finally, The Winnerz put up mounds of points as Peyton Manning passed his way to his fourth consecutive 300-yard game…or at least would have if The Winnerz could figure out how to log in to Yahoo! and edit their roster. In a look ahead to next week’s games, Sternensteinenstine and the John Curry All-Stars will have to overcome bye weeks for both their starting quarterbacks to maintain their positions near the top of the league as they face off; Oklahoma City Storm looks to earn an easy win against a bye-week-ravaged Dibiase’s Millions; The Dudes seek redemption as they attempt to reclaim their No. 1 position against the undefeated Domestic Team Name; and the league’s bottom-dwelling, shit-eating, dog-fucking last-placers The Winnerz and Cheddar’s Doritians both search for their first wins of the season. Standings:
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[edit] Pee Review
Just a friendly reminder: On 13 October, you said you'd do Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Correspondence with my Pen-Pal. It's been a little over three days now, and I think the Powers That Be really want these to be done within 24 hours. You might want to either do the review or put a note withdrawing your offer. Hope this helps! Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 16:15, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh. Yeah. I voted for that amendment. Orian57 Talk 16:45 16 October 2009
[edit] Pee for me
This. Please? Thanks!--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 06:30, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
Never mind--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 06:30, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
- Sorry. I did see this but didn't have time. I was doing my last minute entry for the PLS and then I forgot. If you need a second opinion I will hopefully be able to find the time. Orian57 Talk 06:46 20 October 2009
- you wrote your pls entry in a single day?! now i'm depressed • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 •
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- Four hours, I don't expect it to win but with a little work I think I can get a feature out of it. It is about the fastest I've ever written anything to completion. UnScripts:Trapped at Sea I wrote in about seven hours and never really changed beyond typos and things. Orian57 Talk 07:09 20 October 2009
- Ok I'll do that, and what is PLS?--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 06:59, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
- Poo Lit Suprise. The bi-anual writing competition. Orian57 Talk 07:10 20 October 2009
- Penis Licking Slut (a straight female) • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 07:16, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
- Poo Lit Suprise. The bi-anual writing competition. Orian57 Talk
- Four hours, I don't expect it to win but with a little work I think I can get a feature out of it. It is about the fastest I've ever written anything to completion. UnScripts:Trapped at Sea I wrote in about seven hours and never really changed beyond typos and things. Orian57 Talk
- you wrote your pls entry in a single day?! now i'm depressed • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 •
[edit] Your talk page needs a woman's touch...
Ah, that's better, the intellectual superiority of this page has just increased exponentially.
I actually have nothing to say. I just wanted to contaminate your talk page again.
That is all ^_^ --Dame 
11:06, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
- It burnes! Burneeeeeeeesessss!!! Orian57 Talk 11:46 22 October 2009
[edit] Good on you.
I wouldn't have caught that. :P Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 10:05, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
- That's no problem. I'm glad you liked the article by the way. I hammered it out four hours before deadline so I'm quite pleased, considering it was a rushed job. Orian57 Talk 10:12 23 October 2009
- Yeah, it was pretty good, albeit I don't think I got some of it, not being Scottish ans such. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 10:28, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
- Nah, it could have been anywhere really. And like I said it was out quickly so I never really though about referencing culture. Although there were maybe one or two allusions to Fallout 3 and Earth Defence Force 2017. I've been playing those alot recently. But anyway, I'm happy with 3rd place. Orian57 Talk 10:42 23 October 2009
- Nah, it could have been anywhere really. And like I said it was out quickly so I never really though about referencing culture. Although there were maybe one or two allusions to Fallout 3 and Earth Defence Force 2017. I've been playing those alot recently. But anyway, I'm happy with 3rd place. Orian57 Talk
- Yeah, it was pretty good, albeit I don't think I got some of it, not being Scottish ans such. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 10:28, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009
The Newspaper That DOESN'T Think It's Better Than You!
October 22nd, 2009 • Issue 68 • Semi-endorsed by Journalism Union #448
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Invisible UnSignpost Issue Confuses, Annoys Readers As a gag/publicity stunt/desperate cry for attention, last week's edition of Uncyclopedia's most beloved and 3rd most cherished newspaper, the UnSignpost, was rendered invisible before being delivered. After the issue was wrapped up, UnSignpost contributing editors Dexter111344 and Socky used their inherent superpowers or something to cause the issue to not appear on user's talk pages when delivered. In addition, further enhancements rendered each user's talk page history to not be altered upon delivery, thus completely erasing any evidence that the issue was delivered or even existed at any point. Feedback thus far has been overwhelmingly negative, with angry subscribers sending death threats and exploding telegrams to the UnSignpost office for the past four days. UnSignpost Executive in Charge of Sniffing Mail, Dognewspaper (pictured), luckily suffered only minor burns and a singed tail. The UnSignpost staff would like to formally apologize to its readers, and assure them that each subsequent issue will be at least partly visible. Poo Lit Report After giving the writers time to work on their pieces, and Modus taking time enjoying the disqualification of entries for failing the mandatory steroids screening, the 8nd Edition of the Poo Lit Surprise is in its final stages – judging. This is the time where writers who entered play with their genitals out of anxiety and nervousness, and attempt to bribe the judges with sexual favors and pie. This PLS saw a great number of entries in the Best Alternate Namespace Article. The reasoning for this, some believe, is that everyone is utterly bat fuck insane and forgot how to write regular namespace articles. Despite being held just prior to the Turkey Day Ball and Conservation Week, the turn-out was overall not bad; Modus' corporate-funded campaign for the PLS is primarily to blame for this. Speaking of corporate funding, it was indicated that there will be prize money for this edition of the PLS despite Wikia's refusal to hook a brotha' up. All irrevocable blame for Wikia's unfortunate decision has been directed at Sannse for good reason. UPDATE Winners have been announced; congratulations to all of them. According to Modusoperandi, the next PLS is expected to be held, "When the next guy remembers it's late." Fantasy Football Update Things are really heating up in the UFFL as midseason nears, and Week Six’s storylines were of upset, domination, and redemption. Led by Tom Brady, the always-solid In a look ahead to next week’s games, Sternensteinenstine looks to stay atop the UFFL rankings against a resurgent Cheddar’s Doritians, Domestic Team Name looks to retake the #1 spot against a very solid John Curry All-Stars, Oklahoma City Storm and The Dudes face off, and the bottom-dwelling dog-fucking last-placers Dibiase’s Millions and The Winnerz will look to see which one of them is shittier. Standings: 
IT'S OVER 25,000!!! Maybe. Uncyclopedia just might make the mark of 25,000 articles. Sometime soon. Maybe tomorrow. Surely it's yet another milestone that only puts us that much more ahead of Wikipedia, Conservapedia, and Das Kapital combined in content. However, thoughts from the rest of the community on what this means for our beloved wiki have been varyingly expressed as joyous, apathetic, dismal, and downright nonsensical. "But even with 25,000 articles, we're still 65,000 short of being strong enough to fight Captain Ginyu," says the attractive Guildensternenstein as we stop him on his way to Planet Namek. Others offer real conversation of a possible reskin and doubts that the mark will actually be reached with Forest Fire Week probably happening sometime. Maybe. Discussion started by an attention whore in Miniluv over the Welcoming Committee and their welcoming template(s) has sparked the particular attention of many Uncyclopedians, most of whom by their own admission have never read the welcoming template, HTBFANJS, BGBU, any of the other things the welcome template advises new users to read, or have heard of Uncyclopedia. The recent round of QQ'ing and debating over the alleged poor quality of Uncyclopedia, as highlighted in the last edition's piece about the end being nigh and a Poo Lit Surprise nomination, can come to a close. It is this writer's observation that Uncyclopedia is the worst because nobody cares about editing guides which make confusing acronyms. Obvious correlation is obvious. On our final stop in our stroll through the Village Dump, to your left you will see that a n00b was just kidding, jeez, and to your right you will see that Rockstar Games reads Uncyclopedia. In the former, users urge the poor fellow to read HTBFANJS and BGBU (the same ones that they probably haven't read). If anything is to be drawn from this, it is that true editing comes from within. Or something. |
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- OHMIGOD! It's 9001! With his metal personality and sexyness. Yay! Orian57 Talk 18:44 23 October 2009
[edit] Just dropping by
What's Orian up to these days? How's that novel and stuff coming along? It's been awhile. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:18, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
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The Self-Proclaimed Greatest Periodical Of All Time!
October 29th, 2009 • Issue 69 • Hehehe, 69
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Better than ED, of course  After having hit the 25,000 articles mark, it's worth knowing what other people think of this wiki as it's walking down the sidewalk in its high heels and short skirt. So here are some Google searches for hits on Uncyclopedia in the last week and what it came up with: A Star Control II forum or something-rather found here remarks on Uncyclopedia's SC2 article and other entries. Lauding such as "Uncyclopedia rocks..." overshadowed the naysaying remarks about the wiki being immature and for poopfaced doo-doo heads. The most insightful comment, by a user dubbed "Son of Atares", says, "It definitely beats Enyclopedia Dramatica in terms of funny, but that really isn't saying anything at all." Agreed. On a Polish forum for Polish things, Polish people, and Polish things that Polish people do, some Poles or something have a great laugh at Uncyclopedia making fun of their homecountry. One ED fangirl attempts to advertise her nonsense, only to be ignored over the lulz and tears shed from reading Uncyclopedia. Finally, a forum for progressive rock fans also enjoys some laughs at the prog rock article and the article about their own forum. That guy from There Will Be Blood blatantly lies in an attempt to seem better than thou by boldly claiming, "Uncyclopedia is not funny." Our official response to this criticism? He likes Miley Cyrus. Been there, done that, got the genital warts. The last post to the forum by the gender-confused dinosaur Littlefoot from The Land Before Time reads, " I actually think the prog articles and ProgArchives pages on Uncyclopedia are generally embarrassing attempts at funny by people who do not understand subtlety or delivery in comedy." And then a smiley face, because I guess he pwnt us or something. Fantasy Football Midseason Meanderings  In real sports, midseason is typically when “experts” make “predictions” about how “the rest of the season” will “play out,” and the UFFL is no exception. Here are this author’s predictions for the rest of the season, by team: 1. Sternensteinenstine (6-1): Already a game ahead and looking forward to a soft schedule in the coming weeks, Sternensteinenstine’s dominance of the UFFL will continue for the foreseeable future. In all likelihood, the Nazi Juggernaut will sweep the rest of the season with relative ease, become overconfident, take on the world’s largest nation by land area, and eventually be defeated by an international alliance in mankind’s most destructive conflict ever. Finish 13-1 (#1 seed), at the cost of 3.7 million casualties. 2. The Dudes (5-2): Facing a similarly weak series of opponents in weeks hence, The Dudes look to continue their winning ways. At about Week 11, though, they’ll run into trouble, and spend the rest of their season getting high. Finish 8-6 (#4 seed). 3. Domestic Team Name (5-2): A solid team built around consistent players, the team of housewives and aprons does relatively well the rest of the year, but gets screwed Week 8 for not having the foresight to draft a quarterback that doesn’t have a bye in Week 8. Finish 10-4 (#2 seed). 4. John Curry All-Stars (5-2): Another solid team, the All-Stars will play well for the rest of the season, but wane down the stretch when their manager loses interest in favor of watching hockey. They still make the playoffs, however. Finish 5. Oklahoma City Storm (3-4): OCS is a hard seed to crack. Despite possessing one of the league’s most devoted managers, too much depends on inconsistent and disappointing players at key positions, not to mention the team’s susceptibility to tornadoes. Finish 6-8. 6. Dibiase’s Millions (2-5): The victim of not one, but two running back busts, Dibiase’s Millions have been struggling to find their stride all year, and given the production of Matt Forte and Steven Jackson, will continue to do so. Finish 4-10. 7. Cheddar’s Doritians (2-5): Though they have won two of their last three games, Cheddar’s Doritans will more than likely miss the playoffs due to their slow start. Putting too much faith in one team probably doesn’t help, either. Finish 6-8. 8. The Winnerz (0-7): Ironically enough, the Winnerz can't win. Even more ironically, if the Winnerz could figure out how to select their starting roster, they wouldn’t be half-bad. Unfortunately, signs point to the team not being able to figure that out, at least for this and possibly next season. Finish 0-14.
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[edit] Fear and Loathing on Orian's Talkpage
I'm lucky I can get any time to talk to you. Have you gotten any more features? METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (02:38 11-3-2009)
- Also, I wasn't on all October. I hate myself. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (02:40 11-3-2009)
- Heya Methy! No more features yet but I did come third in the Poo Lit surprise with this last minute entry. Nobody's seen fit to nominate it though so I put it on pee review. How's things with you though? Hope they're good. Orian57 Talk 09:09 3 November 2009
- Nope, life sucks. Work sucks, school sucks, my brother sucks. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (22:11 11-5-2009)
- Bummer, although your sig is a bit more pleasing. In that it's randomly selecting a colour and sticking to it and not just changing everytime you load the page. But yeah, My life is still slopping around the sick bowl of boredom. Although I'm getting put into some hellishly underpaid work courtesy of Government initiatives. I'm sort of exited actually, it'll get me out of the house. Orian57 Talk 00:33 8 November 2009
- Bummer, although your sig is a bit more pleasing. In that it's randomly selecting a colour and sticking to it and not just changing everytime you load the page. But yeah, My life is still slopping around the sick bowl of boredom. Although I'm getting put into some hellishly underpaid work courtesy of Government initiatives. I'm sort of exited actually, it'll get me out of the house. Orian57 Talk
- Nope, life sucks. Work sucks, school sucks, my brother sucks. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (22:11 11-5-2009)
- Heya Methy! No more features yet but I did come third in the Poo Lit surprise with this last minute entry. Nobody's seen fit to nominate it though so I put it on pee review. How's things with you though? Hope they're good. Orian57 Talk
[edit] You still here
I barely noticed.. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 08:58, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
- No I rarely notice I'm here either. Sometimes it occurs to me and I'm all like, wow, I exist. And then I go back to sleep. Orian57 Talk 19:07 5 November 2009
[edit] Ant Radio and Proofreading Service
I think you've got some good stuff with your ant invasion pirate radio thing. I did take the liberty of putting the proofreading tag on the article, and have a couple suggestions. I like the recurring "[Tricia plays a song. We don’t know who wrote it or what it’s called.]" But to me it hurts the humour with "[A few notes of a German version of “Barbie Girl” by Aqua]." Personally, I'd prefer it if you kept your unspecified song theme and didn't specify the game music, and said something like "[A few notes of an old game show tune]". Also I think it would make your ant tea pic work better if you made a couple references to ants loving tea, maybe a referencee to a recent protest against the ants that imitated the historic protest-against-the-rulers Boston Tea Party, something like that. Just suggestions! Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 18:05, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Hmm, perhaps. Although with the poofreading Cheif already went through it and said it was mostly questionable grammar. Remember I'm British and rightly so. Orian57 Talk 19:06 5 November 2009
- With all due respect to Chiefster, I saw several capitalization and punctuation errors. It's easy to miss grammatical issues when you're Pee Reviewing as your focus is different. As for being "British," I'm bi-grammatical, and can edit for British or American style (I've been told I can do South African English, but I really don't know about that). Also you might want to know that so far I've only put a proofread tag on articles that were up for VFH or that I was thinking will be put up for VFH. ;-) Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 19:21, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
- I said it was better than Orian's usual, which it was, I was pleased to see him upping his game so was quite prepared to reward it, I didn't say there are no errors, because there are some, nobody is perfect... well maybe this guy but besides that nobody. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:30, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
- But I tried really really hard! I'm sorry Daddy :( Also Dead Space is brilliant. Orian57 Talk 22:58 5 November 2009
- There there Orian, also, it isn't as good as Left 4 Dead 2 will be! --ChiefjusticeDS 23:00, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
- As much as I'm looking foreward to L4D2 Dead space is leuges ahead of anything I've ever played. Scary as hell, absorbing plot and back story, the controls for the most part feel natural -- I could go on. In short it provides a complete experiance as apposed to a fun way of killing zombies with mates. Orian57 Talk 23:03 5 November 2009
- As much as I'm looking foreward to L4D2 Dead space is leuges ahead of anything I've ever played. Scary as hell, absorbing plot and back story, the controls for the most part feel natural -- I could go on. In short it provides a complete experiance as apposed to a fun way of killing zombies with mates. Orian57 Talk
- There there Orian, also, it isn't as good as Left 4 Dead 2 will be! --ChiefjusticeDS 23:00, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
- But I tried really really hard! I'm sorry Daddy :( Also Dead Space is brilliant. Orian57 Talk
- I said it was better than Orian's usual, which it was, I was pleased to see him upping his game so was quite prepared to reward it, I didn't say there are no errors, because there are some, nobody is perfect... well maybe this guy but besides that nobody. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:30, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
- With all due respect to Chiefster, I saw several capitalization and punctuation errors. It's easy to miss grammatical issues when you're Pee Reviewing as your focus is different. As for being "British," I'm bi-grammatical, and can edit for British or American style (I've been told I can do South African English, but I really don't know about that). Also you might want to know that so far I've only put a proofread tag on articles that were up for VFH or that I was thinking will be put up for VFH. ;-) Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 19:21, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
- That's one of the advantages of being an Australian - nobody knows what our grammar rule are.
where P = Puppy and R = Radio
- Where's Bruce? --ChiefjusticeDS 23:35, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Gudday Bruce, Bruce and Bruce. Bruce
- Funny thing is I thought about putting in a comment like "and nobody understands Australian grammar" but declined as I'm not Australian. But as an Aussie said it, well.... Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 17:02, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
- Where's Bruce? --ChiefjusticeDS 23:35, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Off hiatus
Well, I'm back, time to make fun of you. ~~Oaktown Holla 00:59, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Hey good to see you around again. to be honest I've slipped into one of my periods of inactivity. Mearly slipping in to bum around on talk pages and guffing out jokes that aren't funny. But yeah, cool to see you around. Orian57 Talk 00:30 8 November 2009
[edit] ORIAN! ORIAN!
Ah. Yelling at a fag is relieving. So anyway, it's been a while. How's life going for you? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:59, 18 November 2009
- Oh not so bad actually, I've been forced into underpaid work but it get's me out of the house and will be over by february anyway. And left 4 dead 2 is comming out on friday (I may even get it tommorrow) so that's also exiting. How about you? You good? Orian57 Talk 22:09 18 November 2009
[edit] Happy thanksgiving!!
Happy turkey day! Eat lots of food! We miss you on UnSkype! You have to come visit us, soon! Also, I've actually started doing stuff on here! Reverting vandalism is super fun! Love,
- Geezus that's weird. I litterally just left you a message on Skype. Also reverting vandalism is the lifeblood of this site, if it weren't for vandals nobody would have anything to do. Orian57 Talk 17:05 26 November 2009
- So true! I love vandals! Also why aren't you writing anything Orian? I was surprised you didn't put in an entry for conservation week. --ChiefjusticeDS 12:25, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Been a little busy recently, started a work placement and got Left 4 Dead 2. Orian57 Talk 13:02 27 November 2009
- Ah Left 4 Dead 2.... Happy times, so many friends lost, yet so many achievements received. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:21, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
- I know right, ive got like 42 already. Orian57 Talk 00:52 28 November 2009
- I know right, ive got like 42 already. Orian57 Talk
- Ah Left 4 Dead 2.... Happy times, so many friends lost, yet so many achievements received. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:21, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Been a little busy recently, started a work placement and got Left 4 Dead 2. Orian57 Talk
- So true! I love vandals! Also why aren't you writing anything Orian? I was surprised you didn't put in an entry for conservation week. --ChiefjusticeDS 12:25, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
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I notice you're about as inactive as I am right now, only possibly more so. How's things? --UU - natter 14:37, Dec 7
- Finnally, somebody that gives a damn. And I'm actually really good thanks, started my work placement in a charity shop, and I'm actually enjoying it. I feel vaguely normal, like a person, if you know what I mean. I can actually talk about how exahausted I am at the end of each day, and mention stuff that ThatGuyAtWork said. Also I started making them believe that I have three testicles, which is amusing. Kinda not been active here because the time I used for here has been taking up by work, video gaming and that novel that I really want to finish. Although I do intend to make the time for a Christmas event this year. Last years one is still kicking about somewhere and this years Halloween one only got half finished, but regardless. I wanna do something. Of course I'll also be back for the best of the year, votes/annoucements. What about you? The Mrs and Baby doing alright? Orian57 Talk 17:07 7 December 2009
- Hey, as long as you're using the time productively! Good to hear you're putting some time into the novel - I was going to ask about that, but didn't, for some reason. Spelling may not be your strongest point, but you can write - I really hope you do finish it! Also good to hear you haven't deserted us completely - a Christmas event would be welcome, if it's as mad as the last one! I've just been as busy as hell with the move, and having no internet at home is the single most painful thing I've ever endured. Kidney stones were a picnic by comparison! Missus and bump are well, as far as I can tell. Wallet is suffering though, buying all the stuff the nipper is going to need! --UU - natter
17:14, Dec 7
- Oh we've got loads of baby clothes and a cot, in the shop. There was this cool footed sleeper that had a glow in the dark skeleton on the front and back, I really wanted one but it wouldn't fit :( Shame about your internet though, I find it genuinely hard to find stuff to do without it. Like even the xbox I'm useing the internet most of the time. Although I can do writing without it, if I need to double check something factual that may be nescessary, or the meaning of a word I don't have google there. It's torture, which probably says that we're all fucked if there's a world wide power cut -- which is genuinely possible, a solar flare hitting the planet would fry everything electrical. Actually useing that idea in my novel. And yeah, I'm quite pleased with what I have of last years christmas event but I just never got round to finishing it, did a few of the "days" in June sometime but then got distracted again. Not sure what this year's is going to be, I might wake Joshy up from his hiatus, you know, cashing in. Or some christmas zombies, maybe. And thank you, your kind words about my "maad riting skillz" are much apreciated. Seriously. Also I just completed my CSI collection, which I'm weirdly proud of. Orian57 Talk 17:36 7 December 2009
- Oh we've got loads of baby clothes and a cot, in the shop. There was this cool footed sleeper that had a glow in the dark skeleton on the front and back, I really wanted one but it wouldn't fit :( Shame about your internet though, I find it genuinely hard to find stuff to do without it. Like even the xbox I'm useing the internet most of the time. Although I can do writing without it, if I need to double check something factual that may be nescessary, or the meaning of a word I don't have google there. It's torture, which probably says that we're all fucked if there's a world wide power cut -- which is genuinely possible, a solar flare hitting the planet would fry everything electrical. Actually useing that idea in my novel. And yeah, I'm quite pleased with what I have of last years christmas event but I just never got round to finishing it, did a few of the "days" in June sometime but then got distracted again. Not sure what this year's is going to be, I might wake Joshy up from his hiatus, you know, cashing in. Or some christmas zombies, maybe. And thank you, your kind words about my "maad riting skillz" are much apreciated. Seriously. Also I just completed my CSI collection, which I'm weirdly proud of. Orian57 Talk
- Hey, as long as you're using the time productively! Good to hear you're putting some time into the novel - I was going to ask about that, but didn't, for some reason. Spelling may not be your strongest point, but you can write - I really hope you do finish it! Also good to hear you haven't deserted us completely - a Christmas event would be welcome, if it's as mad as the last one! I've just been as busy as hell with the move, and having no internet at home is the single most painful thing I've ever endured. Kidney stones were a picnic by comparison! Missus and bump are well, as far as I can tell. Wallet is suffering though, buying all the stuff the nipper is going to need! --UU - natter
