User talk:Optimuschris/Super Secret Girlie Page!

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That page is Gay. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:38, Jul 17
That was just the Look I was going for as it happens. Thanks! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:12 17 July 2008
Arrrrgggghhhh my eyes!!1!1111!11 /me runs screaming back to the first page --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:07, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
I just don't understand. Why does everyone have an aversion to my porn page but not this one. What am I doing wrong? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 06:12 20 July 2008
You see, the coffee machine took the wo off men... and your wallet --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:49, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
Damn coffe machines! Cant trust em worth shit, the move in drink your water eat your biscuits and steal your money from your trousers! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 06:56 20 July 2008
A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ WOULD VISIT AGAIN! - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 16:42, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Try this page too! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:22 2 October 2008
No, Colin! Avert thine eyes! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:57, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
BUT...BUT...damn. I have no excuse. I'll just go slap myself on the wrist and go back to listening to Rob Zombie and Dragonforce. sigh, I guess I'll just go watch Natural Born Killers again... Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:15, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
That's right. You 14-year old pervert. I'm disappointed in you. /slaps Colin's bottom that oughta teach you. Muse is better. /goes back to girlie page -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:46, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
You're sick. You're all sick! And Dragonforce??? DRAGONFORCE!?!?!? You dissapoint me. /through the fire and the flames Orian carries on. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 12:50 9 October 2008 ass has learned better, at least. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:23, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  • As JohnAllMighty I bless this page and give it a standing ovation (10,10,08)
Whut? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:21 10 October 2008
Silly IP, Trix are for kids. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:49, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Most excellent pictures, dude! --Sanareth 17:12, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
i regret nothing.... --theironpaw-- 1:05AM 18th dec 2008
  • Nice page, I made a rip-off of it a similar version to appeal to a more "niche" market User:Mnbvcxz/Super_Secret_Girlie_Page! --Mnbvcxz 03:36, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
  • I Confess. Every time I see it on the "recent changes page" I look at it again.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  23:51, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Heh even gave me a boner. -User:Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris

edit Thanx0rz

Thanks for using CREAMGIRL on this page. -- Grue JammyCaptain Nerd(Talk)Grue Jammy
Bryci 17 019

Creamgirl w00t

It seems our 12-year-old friend has good taste in women. You're going to be spoiled when you're older. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
=) -- Grue JammyCaptain Nerd(Talk)Grue Jammy
I iz winnaer I find la bobiez page- horny retard

edit Y'know, besides the very first two pictures, and all of the asian women (and Jayne Mansfield)

I'm not that turned on by the rest of it. But the very last image is just a pure stroke of comedy genius. Like, can you imagine some loser scrolling and wanking through this simultaneously, and when they get to the very bottom, they're about to come or something? And then they see that? Hell yeah. That's comedy gold, baby. *puts on clown outfit, honks a horn in random peoples faces, piles into a tiny car with six of my clown brethren* Yeah. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 06:25, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

that nearly happened to me :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 06:44, May, 16 '09
I say we switch this page with the main page and the main page with this page. --Saleenmustang fuentfue Saleenmustang My Talk : My Awards 23:32, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
Hey! That one lady with the whipped cream on both her milk straws is not my Mommy! Really. You don't believe me? See User:Miley Spears/Not Me. Also the lady with the white dish soap on her face? That's really funny! Ha Ha! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:37, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
I am so tired of strange men showing my son pictures of ladies with "white dish soap" on their faces. I have to explain to him over and over again that Mommy doesn't wash her face with white dish soap. Also you showed him pictures of women "wrestling" with other women. That's Ok because it's not violent wrestling. But he's a boy and needs to learn that boys can wrestle too! You should put up some photos of men wrestling with other men. Of course I'd have to look at those pictures first. Many, many times. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:10, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
You should talk to Puppy about more conventional ways to make your son gay. He knows all the tricks apparently.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:49 11 September 2009
Who said I want to make my son gay? I do not want to make my son gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that. I just want to look at the pictures of men "wrestling" because I like watching men "wrestle." ;) And Puppy's my brother or brother-in-law or step brother or half brother or something like that. The way he talks to me and keeps sniffing my thongs I don't think he knows much about being gay. I mean the thongs I wear on my feet, of course. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:07, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
You did. Wanted to show him pictures of men wrestling. And Puppy's Bi. And his youngest is gay, or so he says. And are you really related? Are you Austraillian too!? You need to warn people about these things!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:16 11 September 2009
Puppy said he didn't want to be my adopted son's uncle, so of course I made him my son's uncle. That means he's my brother or brother-in-law or step brother or half-brother or something. I don't live in Austalia but I love koala bears! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:46, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Oh right. It's teh adoption joke running away with itself again, I always think that's real for somereason. And koala bears? Flea ridden tree rats. fun to shoot.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:03 11 September 2009
Orian, do you have this page on your watchlist? Be honest. --C:\syndrome\_ 00:39, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
I do. But it's because I participate in the artistic debates on it's talk page not for the art itself.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:40 12 September 2009
Mm-hmm. And you just read Playboy for the articles, right? --C:\syndrome\_ 00:50, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Oh completely! It's good research for straight characters. I would prefer to just capture one of you in teh wild and observe you in a perspex box but apparently that's "illegal" and shit.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:09 12 September 2009
Say Miley, when are you going to donate a picture for the collection? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:00, 11 Sep
Ok, if you really want a picture of me, here's one my son drew. User:Miley Spears/Me. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:51, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
You added it? lol But look, that guy below me is looking up my dress! Tell him to stop that! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:51, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

The best page ever hahahahaha

I came, I saw...I came. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)

edit was not here

srsly k thanks bye

    U FORGOTS THE "I" IN "Was not here." *Rage quit*

edit Fap fap fap

  • --Tophat headless 21:20, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

edit I scrolled through the entire page...

...I didn't get a boner. Why? CAUSE NONE OF THEM WERE ANDROGYNOUS!

Y U NO ANDROGYNY???????????????????????????????????? love,

--The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory  06:50, September 10, 2013 (UTC)
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