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“Compromise? Never. Not even in the face of armageddon.”

~ Rorschach

[edit] New messages up the bottom please

[edit] *RAPE*

UP TEH BOTTUM LOLOLOLOL FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 04:51, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

I was thinking about raping you earlier today, but I thought it might be rude. pillow talk 06:08, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

It's never rude when it's coming from you two. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:28, 18 Dec

Nice image you got there. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:20, 19 December 2009

Ta. Thanks for making it show on RC so I could find it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:25, 19 Dec

[edit] Rape

Because I felt like it. Also, because your ass is so fucking hot. Also also, because you're dressed like a whore... you whore. And why does Jesus wear a wrist watch in that picture?    moonshine   • 16:45 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

Um.... You're a little late for the raping. And Jesus is wearing that watch because it was a gift from his gay lover Mohammed. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:48, 19 Dec

I rape you whenever I feel like it.. And why would Jesus take and wear a gift from a gay man? That would make Jesus gay, as well.    moonshine   • 16:50 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

Have you seen Jesus lately? -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:54, 19 Dec

Who?    moonshine   • 17:00 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

This guy. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:03, 19 Dec

Listen, Dude, I just wanted to break the ice.. Why don't we both put the religion shit aside, and do what we're here for; write decent humor. This means that you have to remove the offensive stuff, and kiss the reverend. If you don't want to, fine, you can just bow to him.    moonshine   • 17:13 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

Um, shut up? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:15, 19 Dec

Ok.    moonshine   • 17:16 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

[edit] That's Just Wrong!!!

--    18:01, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Fucking. LOL. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:03, 19 Dec

[edit] Drama

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. ---Matfen815 00:37, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

I thought that quote you had on an older talk page that degraded muslims, but was ok to write seeing as you didn't show a picture of Mohammed, would be quite good. But you can come up with a new one if you want, or none at all. It's up to you.

Article link here.