User talk:OpenFaceSurgery

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edit Welcome!

Hello, OpenFaceSurgery, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Award

Newcookie emc has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Your first award. Keep up the good work. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:40, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

edit A blessing

Thanks for your support in my nomination for admin, I don't know what I did, but I'll try to keep doing it. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:21, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

edit Bucket of Piss

edit Thanks

You have become close to my heart with that rining endoresment of Evil Jesus. Thanks for your contribs and support.

edit Lapsed Catholics and their Guilt

Armando and I have been talking about a page on this topic, but so far we've both put all our effort into trying to guilt the other one into doing all the work. --User:Falcotron/sig 01:54, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Suburban homeboy

In honour of your good taste and breeding for selecting a deep, socially conscious and literate satire as Suburban homeboy for featuring, I tip my cap to you. Hurrah!--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:11, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

edit F@H

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 14:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

edit American Fundie Magazine

This humble Uncyclopedian thanks you for your vote. It warms my jaded heart to know that there is, indeed, a place for satire on Uncyc, even the blunt, spooky shit. You're also one of the users who voted for Suburban homeboy, so it's partly your fault that this has been my best couple of months here, ever.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:04, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Not a problem, I just vote for the good stuff. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 15:18, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
(It's best to keep replies where the conversation started) It's good to know that some of my stuff is the good stuff. Now I can walk up to undercover cops and say, "Hey, I've got some of the good stuff." That'll be cool.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:26, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Hahaha, be careful with that. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 18:46, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Das Love Boot

Thanks for fixing the German. When I used the interweb translator I had no way to confirm that it was properly translated, except for feeding the German-ized text back into the translator to be re-Englished (which resulted in funny enough mistranslations that, for the most part, I just left them as is).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:23, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Skip School

Wow... Thanks for voting for my article on VFH. Finally, my lack of volunteer work, failure to socialize outside of the interweb, and ugliness have paid off. Again, thanks! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A

edit Super shot, that

Hey OFS, how's it going? Did you actually write "Cricket terminology" or just move it? I'm trying to contact the author to congratulate him or her on some very funny stuff. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 09:56, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

I moved it and a bunch of people have been adding stuff from there. It is quite hilarious, though. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 02:24, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Thanks for your vote!

I guess I must have forgotten to say!

On The Color Problem. Glad you liked it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:42, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for voting

SmashSpeckys MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page.
*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really.

MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:28, Dec 6

This is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I love it. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 07:17, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Mister OFS sir

Please provide three excuses for that whole sockpuppet issue + 1 pie. Thank you. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:12, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

I stuck it on the J.R. "Bob" Dobbs talk page. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 07:27, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Have a not-shitty Christmas!

WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:54, Dec 17

edit Thanks

Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:44, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

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edit Thanks

edit Joyous victory for political correctness!

WinterBreakCalendar The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.
But really, does anyone care?

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:27, Dec 23

edit Enjoy!

Wurst You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious
Currywurst in thanks for your vote for me for NoTM.
Extreme caution should be used when eating
a mixture of Indian and Wisconsin cuisine. It might just get you killed, or worse yet, give you heartburn.

Keg1 You are presented with one (1) keg of delicious ice-cold
Canadian Beer in thanks for your vote for me for NoTM.
Extreme caution should be used when drinking
or operating machinery. And be sure to keep away from
children under six.

As per thanks,----BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 20:38, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Discordian Template Award

Sacred Chao This user is a Discordian

-- at least in some sense.

Someplace or other I saw you were a Discordian, so you've been awarded this template to use as you will! Add it to your user page. Tattoo it on your bum. Eat it if you get hungry. Do as you will. Miley Spears 04:31, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

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