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edit A blessing
Thanks for your support in my nomination for admin, I don't know what I did, but I'll try to keep doing it. Get saved! 23:21, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
|On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you.|
Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Get saved! 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
|THIS USER VOTES WISELY|
They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them.
edit Bucket of Piss
|You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. |
I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.
You have become close to my heart with that rining endoresment of Evil Jesus. Thanks for your contribs and support.
edit Lapsed Catholics and their Guilt
Armando and I have been talking about a page on this topic, but so far we've both put all our effort into trying to guilt the other one into doing all the work. --01:54, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
In honour of your good taste and breeding for selecting a deep, socially conscious and literate satire as Suburban homeboy for featuring, I tip my cap to you. Hurrah!-- 06:11, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
14:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
This humble Uncyclopedian thanks you for your vote. It warms my jaded heart to know that there is, indeed, a place for satire on Uncyc, even the blunt, spooky shit. You're also one of the users who voted for Suburban homeboy, so it's partly your fault that this has been my best couple of months here, ever.-- 11:04, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
- Not a problem, I just vote for the good stuff. — ( ) 15:18, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
- (It's best to keep replies where the conversation started) It's good to know that some of my stuff is the good stuff. Now I can walk up to undercover cops and say, "Hey, I've got some of the good stuff." That'll be cool.-- 18:26, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Thanks for fixing the German. When I used the interweb translator I had no way to confirm that it was properly translated, except for feeding the German-ized text back into the translator to be re-Englished (which resulted in funny enough mistranslations that, for the most part, I just left them as is).--19:23, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
Wow... Thanks for voting for my article on VFH. Finally, my lack of volunteer work, failure to socialize outside of the interweb, and ugliness have paid off. Again, thanks! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A
edit Super shot, that
Hey OFS, how's it going? Did you actually write "Cricket terminology" or just move it? I'm trying to contact the author to congratulate him or her on some very funny stuff. --09:56, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
- I moved it and a bunch of people have been adding stuff from there. It is quite hilarious, though. — ( ) 02:24, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
edit Thanks for your vote!
I guess I must have forgotten to say!
edit Thanks for voting
|MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page.|
|*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really.|
edit Mister OFS sir
Please provide three excuses for that whole sockpuppet issue + 1 pie. Thank you.21:12, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
edit Have a not-shitty Christmas!
|Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!|
|Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...|
Merry Christmas, -02:54, Dec 17
Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:44, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
edit Bloody Pagans
Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.
edit Joyous victory for political correctness!
|The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.|
|But really, does anyone care?|
Thanks for voting, -23:27, Dec 23
|You are presented with one (1) keg of delicious ice-cold |
Canadian Beer in thanks for your vote for me for NoTM.
Extreme caution should be used when drinking
or operating machinery. And be sure to keep away from
children under six.
edit Discordian Template Award
Someplace or other I saw you were a Discordian, so you've been awarded this template to use as you will! Add it to your user page. Tattoo it on your bum. Eat it if you get hungry. Do as you will. Miley Spears 04:31, 22 August 2009 (UTC)