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edit Welcome!

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edit Reviews

Oy, welcome to Pee Review. Not only do you appear to be capable of forming complete sentences (it is astounding how many people who pass through here aren't), but unlike most people, you also heeded the bit about reviewing one yourself when you made your request, so you have my thanks. Even so, please (re)read the Review Guidelines in the future, as your first was somewhat less than in-depth. You may also want to look at what some of the more experienced reviewers do for examples (some keep lists of their pee reviews); I found that to be more useful, myself. Anyhow, hope to see you around in the future. Cheers. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:14, 10 January 2011

edit Thanks

Hey mate, thanks very much for the critique. In gratitude, have this Boston Cream Pie I picked up from that hobo at the bakery.

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Anyways, I liked what you said, although I'm wondering what was it particularly about the pictures that didn't fit? And thanks for review, really helps me out. Hopefully it'll come out better second time around. Also, if you want you can mess around with it too. I feel cooperative assistance makes for better articles --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 04:53, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit Nice page

Hi. I like your mammoth page. Made a couple tweeks I didn't think you'd mind: made the beautiful pic larger and cleaner around the edges (see code differences for how) and made the lead a lead and not a section (it then formats into a story without that pesky section box leading off the page). Good to meet you, enjoy the site! Aleister 3:04 11 1 '11

Thank you for not minding. I don't like to step on someone's construction tag but I had to see that great pic enlarged for all the world to see. I've put mentions of mammoths in a few of my pages, so I guess I like the critters. Most coding can be studied or copied from pushing the "edit" button on a page, and then looking. Some coding is so far over my head I can't see the bottom of it, PuppyOnTheRadio does a lot of that. Do you surf "Recent changes"? That's a fun thing to do, and it will get you into the bowels of the site by seeing what everyone is doing and sneaking around to read their talk pages and what they play with. I like to look at them when they're in the shower. Lots of stuff to find and work on here, but you have to have a no-limit button on your acceptance level (except we draw the line at wounds and graphic dead bodies, except, for some reason, at the dead bodies of other animals.) I will nom you for Noob of the Month now, hahahahah heeheehee ha hahee huh? And I will have to read the Swift essay on your user page, it looks interesting. Aleister 13:23 11 1 '11

edit hiya

Noobaward Noob of the Moment January 2011 --Roman Dog Bird 03:12, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Congrats

On both the Noob award and on Woolly Mammoth. I love mammoths, but I think I told you that. I actually have a nice mammoth tooth (not in my mouth, but a real one which I chip things off of sometimes in an attempt to grow a mammoth). Aleister 18:00 2-1-'11

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edit UnNews:U.S. sells Hawaii to help balance deficit

Well, you went through with it! Not bad, and I'll feature it somewhere on the Front Page. But you ought to read UnNews:Style about how to code the start and end of the story. And don't use {{Construction}}; when you submit a story, it goes into Recent News immediately--If the first draft isn't good when you start it, do it in your userspace, then move it over to UnNews: later. This story is good enough that it doesn't need {{Construction}}. Spıke ¬ 22:21 5-Feb-11

edit Nomination

After a little though and consideration, I decided to nominate UnPoetia:Love Need Not Die for a...um....nomination...yea...

Anyways, hope it takes off and gets to the front page. Good luck --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 18:59, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit Congratulations

You won NotM! I wrote the announcement! Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:00, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit QVFD

Instead of using the {{QVFD}} template, if you want to list an article for quick deletion, please just list it on QVFD in the future, mon, following the instructions there. The template's deprecated and stuff. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:26, 7 February 2011

edit YO! YEAH! JEWS!

You're great. You're here like, two months and you're already about to have a featured aticle. I'm here for four months and I haven't got anything featured. You're like the best, man. Congrats. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:49, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

Where is my featured article, hmn? Gongrats, I dont have featured article. Damn. Noobaward Cat the Colourful Noobaward 07:19, February 15, 2011

edit Pearl Necklace

Aye, I've worked on the page since you wrote me, and from your comment on my talk page I couldn't tell if you liked the article or not. As you are the only one to read it, as far as I know, can you clarify a bit? I am hungry for the attention. Thanks. Aleister 14:00 14-2-'11 (14:00 on the 14th, you must be my valentine!)

p.s. I've nommed the page for feature, and have given myself a pearl necklace in celebration. (2:09 15-2-'11)

edit Taking some time

Taking time off from this. I have a couple things to do. Will be back on in April. -- Sheepicon 02:15, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Enjoy your time off. We will miss you, and cry. Have fun! Aleister 2:23 15-2-'11
Be a dear and actually come back, though, eh? Plenty of folks say they will and never do... don't be like them! Unless you really want to, or something... ah, hells, perhaps I should just stick with what Aleister said. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:24, 15 February 2011
It's May. Why aren't you back? --Chupa chups(talk) 01:41, 5 May 2011
It's September why aren't you back yet? -- Sheepicon
Everything is backwards... even your pants. Why are your pants backwards? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:14, 10 September 2011
Isn't it fun when you have a different sig than the last time you edited there? It's also damn annoying. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 10 September 2011, at 21:38

edit Nice to meet you. Also, thanks.

Thanks for that review of my UnNews article about the Yetti expedition and whatnot; I appreciated it, even though it's been a week since you've done it and I didn't notice until just now. Even though the time for that to be nominated and featured as admittedly passed, I'm going to revise it a bit per your advice nonentheless. Also, nice to meet you--I don't believe you and I have interacted before now (and that review, obviously), so yeah, hi. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:47, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

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