User talk:Ollie Garkey

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edit Welcome!

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Also: like that username (I'm a sucker for a pun). --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:08, Jul 9

edit Thatching

Yeah, I saw you do some stuff to Maggie there - finding a decent version in the history is often a good start. Looks like an article in need of work, and if you know anything at all about your subject, there's plenty of material to work with. I can't promise to pitch in and help, although I'd like to - I'm quite busy at present, as well as having a bit of the old writer's block, so I'm just not writing as much as I'd want right now. But if you have any questions or want advice, feel free to pop over to my talk page at any time (pop new comments on the talk page itself though - I don't always notice things put in my archives!) --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:02, Jul 20

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