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Hey, I saw that article about Canadian Jesus. It was funnier than 80% of the articles I've seen. It could have used some clean up, but when I went back to show it to my friends it had been huffed :( Why, oh dear God, oh why?
--MaddMax 13:55, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
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Please, Olipro, inform my why my article on Canadian Jesus was huffed. I thought it fit in well with the other minor Jesii, and it was definitely funnier than a lot of those articles. Perhaps it was spelling errors? I meant to come back and fix the typos. I regret that I didn't put a construction tag on it, but I thought it was mostly done from the time being. Would you be so kind as to repost it and let me fix its problems?
--Ggarfield 18:44, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
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HIBLEAS! SQUISHY!
so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 
01:38, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
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So this is how you make your monies! <3 ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:56, 25 November 2007
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| Thank you muchly For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power |
Still trying to figure out how I can ban you with expiry time of wanker....
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16:39, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
Christmas Shoes
It was almost Christmas time, there I stood in another line
Tryin' to buy that last gift or two, not really in the Christmas mood
Standing right in front of me was a little boy waiting anxiously
Pacing 'round like little boys do
And in his hands he held a pair of shoes
His clothes were worn and old, he was dirty from head to toe
And when it came his time to pay
I couldn't believe what I heard him say
[Chorus:]
Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my Mama, please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, Daddy says there's not much time
You see she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful if Mama meets Jesus tonight
He counted pennies for what seemed like years
Then the cashier said, "Son, there's not enough here"
He searched his pockets frantically
Then he turned and he looked at me
He said Mama made Christmas good at our house Though most years she just did without
Tell me Sir, what am I going to do,
Somehow I've got to buy her these Christmas shoes
So I laid the money down, I just had to help him out
I'll never forget the look on his face when he said
Mama's gonna look so great
Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my Mama, please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, Daddy says there's not much time
You see she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful if Mama meets Jesus tonight
[Bridge:]
I knew I'd caught a glimpse of heaven's love
As he thanked me and ran out
I knew that God had sent that little boy
To remind me just what Christmas is all about.
\o/ 17:26, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
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Rough Pubs
Been curious lately as to how one of mine would do on pee review. If you have a spare five minutes, any chance you could take a look? Cheers. RabbiTechno 12:46, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
- Cheers matey. Can't be arsed with whoring (whoring my arse is a different matter, as you know well), to much effort since I don't care in the slightest about features etc. So long as people like the article and it gets a few laffs, that's fine by me. 'Ave a look at this one too - Pikeys - Our Friends. RabbiTechno 17:41, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
- PS - I didn't use the harass me button, ha ha! RabbiTechno
- Cheers matey. Can't be arsed with whoring (whoring my arse is a different matter, as you know well), to much effort since I don't care in the slightest about features etc. So long as people like the article and it gets a few laffs, that's fine by me. 'Ave a look at this one too - Pikeys - Our Friends. RabbiTechno 17:41, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
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Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen. | 
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But hey, some presents are worth waiting to unwrap -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:46, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
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| Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game. |
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| Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!! |
| Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this... |
Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:06, Dec 17
Christmas and stuff
| Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno |
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| Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch |
-- Mitch 
13:15, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry Xmas!
| ~ Merry Xmas Olipro! ~ |
--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
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My dear sir, I came to you page to alarm you to my upcoming two year membership to the uncyc family, and I come to find my name at the top of your page somehow tied to....suicide....what??
any way, as any girl would wish, I want...something for our anniversary....this was non sequitor, but you get the (j)gist.
Drop me a line dear sir! I do miss you!
Tayor 
MUN (Praise!) 19:06, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
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just wondering why the article entitled super devil was huffed. me and a few of my peers were wanting to write an article about it but were discouraged when we saw that an article with the same title was huffed already. was the previous author just incredibly retarded or is the subject not appropriate for the site? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ogre42 (talk • contribs)
Jim Crow
I thought an article with a construction tag had to be a week old before it was deleted. Isn't that the whole point of the construction tag?--Naughtius Maximus 
F@H Woof!
MeowMUN 13:11, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
Unblocking Kurgan
I note you unblocked User:Kurgan. I understand your concern that he would make sock puppets (siblings). Despite this I fear you are creating a bad precedent. Kurgan apparently can get away with bad behavior while lesser Uncyclopedians have to sit out any block the sysops feel they deserve. Dangerous offenders are released after one day and less dangerous individuals must face justice? This will cause resentment. It will also encourage potential offenders to learn computer skills and become dangerous.Proxima Centauri 18:37, 28 April 2008 (UTC) I'm sorry if I misunderstood. Proxima Centauri 17:33, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
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OMG hi! I just figured I'd stop by, and say hi. Haven't talked to anyone in a while. How's everything going? Molested any young boys lately? I haven't :( Anyway, talk soon (I hope!) The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 16:55, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
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Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!
These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.
The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.
So, Olipro, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
- Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE (And Tayor too, I guess.)
- Double moos from your cowy friend,
Hey! It's sooo worth it! You get something! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:28, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
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Hey, just to let you know, you have your second nomination for Fag of the Month, hope you're honoured/honored :P ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 14:30, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
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Hi, Saint Olipro. I'm a Vandal Commander from your's italian sister, Nonciclopedia
. I'm grateful to you for the rangeUNblock of 79.11.0.0/16, that (today [i've a variable IP]) includes also me.
But there's some other work to do... Here you'll find all the other crazy IP vandal to unblock.
I don't know and i don't care why Hinoa made that blocks (perhaps was
deaddrunk?), but i know that some weapons are dangerous in wimp's hands.
Thanks of all. ---Zaza- 12:12, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
- Got them. Edit away! Feels quite good to have unblocked 5.5 million IP addresses :) • Spang • ☃ • talk • 14:23, 27 Jul 2008
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I'd like you to find this person and olipro them!! /me bows and leaves Olipro to his, uh, administrative duties. Thank you for your kind attention,
Sincerely,
Cuntjek
15:10, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
WTF
You deleted my 'gulf war' article because it wasn't expanded? I JUST MADE THAT ARTICLE. I THOUGHT I COULD GIVE IT A REST FOR A WHILE. Ldude893 11:24, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
- I demand you to resurrect the article. Ldude893 03:38, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
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You know what I'm talking about. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 07:33, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
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So, I've got several things to say to you. One of them is:
| Tayor wishes that you were Gerard Way. You must appease her, as she is God
-or- As you have otherwise displeased her, you could fix that. Comply here. |
and, how could I go about becoming admin/op? I've been on for 2 years 8 months, or something, I know quite a bit of coding now (I think) and I'm working on other stuff. Do I not deserve this prestiguous honor? Hmm?
Otherwise, hey there, and hopefully I'll get to talk to you soon. :D The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 15:50, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
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For a wonderful session;)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:22, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Happy Hanukkah
if you're not Jewish, party anyway
Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING
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a Merry Christgame |
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| Happy Pagan Holiday from Tayor. Actually, Yule was the 21st. But, uh, the Christian Christmas is a capitalistic farce, so, uh, hah. Long live the original! |
| And I am SO not a heathen |
!! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 15:17, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
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Treat
| Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane! Hobo says 'hi'. He absolutely loves that Christmas sweater you gave him. |
Here's Your Christmas Tree
----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:36, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
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| This user is presented the Clever Deinonychus award for making Colin "All your base" Heaney laugh through some clever use of words that may or may not involve dinosaurs on IRC. |
Skype, but what the fuck ever... Colin 
ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 04:11, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
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Your NewsBot seemed to have skipped of few months. This and this is full of red links. Is there anyway you can do to the bot? -- Kip the DipTalkWorksTreat WHORE! ☃ 09:05, Feb. 27, 2009
Purim
Yes - it's Purim already, so be like
Mike and eat some ears today!
It's the only time of year when being a Jew is fun!
Chag Purim Sameach from Rabbi Techno
(Favoured gentile users can have a greeting too. Don't think that means I favour you in any way though - I think you're an arsehole.)
Is this...
Is this one of your female alter-egos? Rabbi Techno 
kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 09:10, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
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You're seemingly online. Pleaseohpleaseohpleasekillitalready... *begs* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) 
Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 14:50, 15 Mar
- I see Mhaille beat you to it. Thank goodness someone killed it. Damned nuisance. :( -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 14:52, 15 Mar
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...or rapist....
what's going on? The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:21, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
'Ello Oli, you dodgy old perve. Since the update 29.04.09, my .js autorevert button doesn't work anymore (the undo buttons do, but they take ages in comparison). Any ideas for how to make it work again? Cheers. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:18, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
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I though you were going to feature an article! —Sir Socky
(talk) (stalk)
KUN SotM UotM 11:44, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
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Hya Oli, I unfeatured Issac the tank engine. You might have noticed that the VFH is doing quite bad lately, and I think featuring just for the sake of featuring isn't something we want. Featuring an article that had 7.5 will lead to us having dozens of features because of self nominating people and all their buddies voted for them - featured at +6 votes. Give me a shout if you think otherwise. ~ 08:14, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
You can has free advert?
It appears so. 'Tis here - Who Invented Foxes?. It'd be absolutely spiffing if you returned the favour on Erotica Quotes, old chap. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:11, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks for your submissions and suggestions, btw - we'll hopefully have some sort of paragraph separation in place before long. Rabbi Techno kvetch
Contribs 
FOXES 11:47, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
