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edit Re:UnNews

Well, you need to put it in the UnNews space, so basically just put the word UnNews and a colon (:) before the title, like this for example: UnNews:North Korea purge football team after 7-0 humiliation. However, when starting a new article I would HIGHLY recommend you put it in your userspace, eg. User:Oliphaunte/My UnNews article. That way you can work on it at your leisure without fear of the admins deleting it, or getting criticism from our head-news-guy who in many ways is much scarier. I would also recommend you read up on other UnNewses, preferrably featured ones, for an idea of what tends to pass for humour. There's also a guide to doing audios if you're interested. When you're done you can then move the article into the UnNews space. Hope that helps! --Black Flamingo 01:31, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

I also just found this guide to UnNews style, which should keep help Spike off your back. And sorry, I just realised I missed your first question, regarding in-jokes (I have so many noobs it's hard to keep track). In jokes are basically anything that won't be understood by the public at large, and is only going to be funny to Uncyclopedians, or those familiar with its userbase/inner workings. So vanity can come under that, say if it's about one of our users, or something like this article, which has a long and silly history known to the userbase but would be perplexing to people who don't know the story behind it. There's a big list of all of them if you need more info, some of them are kinda funny, but generally I don't like them either.
Ok, that's a lot of info and links for you, hope you're not overwhelmed by it (I know I am). --Black Flamingo
Who's scary??? BF's suggestion is wise, that you develop an article in userspace, because the moment you copy anything to UnNews: space, it goes into the list on the Front Page. Another thing you should know is that, when the article is ready, don't just move it to UnNews: because the Recent News list is sorted by page creation date, and yours won't go to the top. Instead, create a new (shell) article using the form on the Front Page, then paste in your article. I'll be happy to help you advise on how to make your story "look like news." Spıke ¬ 13:51 27-Dec-10
Ah, I didn't know that. That's why you're scary Spike, because you're so good at this. --Black Flamingo 20:20, December 28, 2010 (UTC)
I presume the reason I haven't read you on UnNews is because your stories therefore have already fallen off the end of Recent News the instant they arrive! I have more with Oliphaunte at the bottom of User:SPIKE/UnNews, including where to find a couple of things in the Style Guide--perhaps useful to you too, if you had just encountered it. Spıke ¬ 20:31 28-Dec-10

edit Dad

Nice work there. It could still use a little work, but so far you've done a good job. One thing that springs to mind is that the title doesn't really suit it. "Day with my dad" makes it sound like it's from the kid's pov, but it's not. Something like "day with my son" might be better, and it may even work better in the UnBooks space given that it's a kind of story - but that's up to you, of course. Also there need to be some links in there, and maybe a couple more pictures too. That's just a brief critique, if you want a more in-depth review then you should take it to pee review. --Black Flamingo 12:28, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit Stick poke lurg meow?

I'm falling asleep. Urgh... anyway, I meant to come thank you for the review - should help. We'll see how much whenever I actually get around to using it, but I will eventually, I swear. Although you seem to be starting strong as a reviewist in general, your second wasn't quite as in-depth - oh well. You'll probably get better. Could look at what the certified good reviewers do, they're some of the ones round about some committee or something... damn, I'm tired. Sorry. Does any of that even make any sense? I can't tell.

And you're a sir, now? How'd that happen? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:04, 11 January 2011

edit Thanks for the Boston cream pie

It tasted funny, but it is the outcome thought that counts. I reread the article A Day With My Dad again and I like it so much I'm going to follow it, get it's schedule, announce my love to it and shoot it right before I kill myself, while listening to the song Take These Broken Wings. The ever hard to get rid of--Omnifluff 05:24, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

You have inspired me to continue writing and for that, I would give you another Boston Cream Pie, but the hobo left bakery is closed. Sorry, I'll get you one next time.

Also, is that last sentence part of your signature? Just asking because I wasn't sure if that's what you were trying to do and seeing as how I recently discovered how to make my signature look normal, I was willing to tell you how to do it too. If not, ignore this statement as it will self-destruct in 5 minutes if you don't.--Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 05:46, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pretty Little Liars

I've got a lot of work to do, but now I've got somewhere to start from. Thanks for taking the time to do an honest critique. I'm looking forward to getting the hang of things around here. --Romy 18:24, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

Anytime, hope the review helps and look forward to seeing the final version. Good luck with it--Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 19:41, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Saying hello

To a good writer and hearty fellow well met. I enjoyed the medevial pic at the top of this page, a very fitting tribute. Nice work all around, and defend you Sir-dom to the end. Aleister 19:02 11 1 '11

To an even better writer and heartier fellow, it's good to finally meet you. I've heard of your great exploits and stories of slain dragons and savings of numerous princesses. Or maybe I dreamed that, not too sure. Anyways, I intend to keep my knighthood intact and to say thanks for your inspiration to do so, care for a Boston Cream Pie?

--Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 19:41, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, you humble and shame me with your compliments, although I cannot confirm them. But the stories of the dragons and princesses have not, I am afraid to say, been embelished, although they have been turned around. They are actually of my many exploits slaying Princesses and saving - and then bedding - dragons. Once a dragon has entered your covers, there is no turning back to warmer folk, and I would suggest you try the same but am hesitant to share my discoveries and fortune, so just ignore the last few sentences and blame it on the fever. And of course, Boston Cream Pie always floats well in my stomach, where it meets others of its kind. Thank you for the kind words, and thank you in advance, Sir Knight, for the pastry. Aleister 20:20 11 1 '11

edit Urinal etiquette

Hey Oli. Thanks for asking if I'm swell, I'm not too swell to be honest, but I'll be ok. How swell are you? Anyway, you asked about reviewing. Well, it's certainly nothing to worry too much about because you seem to be getting better with each one. However I can probably give you a few tips since I'm like, the best and everything.

The main thing you need to remember is to give examples for all your points. If you identify a problem, make sure you explain exactly what the problem is and why it doesn't work. Oftentimes, the writer won't automatically see exactly what's wrong with their work, and they're relying upon your objectivity to point it out to them. You should always explain how they can fix it; give a specific suggestion or point them towards another article that does a similar thing. Don't just say "you need to fix this", go into detail and give an example for everything.


Another good suggestion is to just read lots. Read lots of articles because it will give you a better instict for what works and what doesn't. Good comedy of course is subjective, but the more you read the easier you'll be able notice the flaws in an article. For instance, in one you actually suggested putting an Oscar Wilde quote in, which would seem outrageous to a more seasoned user who understands the cliched nature of Oscar Wilde quotes (by comparison; I generally advise everyone to remove all opening quotes out regardless of who they're attributed to). Read lots of reviews too, especially by people like me, Lyrithya, Chief and Hyperbole, who are all pretty excellent at discerning an article's weaknesses (there are others of course, but they're the active semi-active ones). We all have different approaches and I know I find it really helpful to see how others do it.

To be honest though, I think I learned most of my reviewing skills from writing articles of my own, and then getting them torn apart by the old giants like Chief and UU. This really heightened my sense of quality.

Wow, that's got to be the longest talk page comment I've ever posted, and will ever post again hopefully. Hope it helps! In any case you're doing a swell job so far, kid. --Black Flamingo 18:40, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

No problem. Keep up the good work, you're doing fine. --Black Flamingo 14:41, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thanks

I'd like to extend my thanks to you for reviewing my article, the Siege of Orléans, as it is my first article and I needed help, although it was only completed in a half and hour, not an hour! (Don't tell) I will adjust the article and extend it, as well as put some images inside. Then maybe you can review it again and see it's improvements (or how worse it became).

Thanks again! ~Yipyapper

Anytime, look forward to reading it when it's finished! --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 03:19, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit Self noms

Well, it's allowed, no one's going to arrest you or anything. It's up to you really, if you think it's ready then yeah. Would I vote for? Maybe. I'd probably have to read it again. I was going to do a pee or two tomorrow so if you'd feel more comfortable waiting for a review I could do that for you? --Black Flamingo 14:55, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Poor Oliphaunte

I haven't heard from you in a while, so I assume you're dead. I'm sorry Ollie, you were a good person(?). Now about your stuff... -- Sheepicon

Yeah, how's my most active noob doing? Did my pee help? --Black Flamingo 11:27, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
Well, seeing as how my 'stuff' consists of two pennies, a ball of lint, and a lifetime supply of boston cream pie, here you go. Except the pennies, those are to be buried alongside me.
Anywho, been busy with essays and math and what-not, so essentially I'm dead. Thanks for your consideration to check up on me right when I'm hanging the noose over my neck working hard on some fun fun calculus.
And yes, your pee review does help BF(by BF, I mean Black Flamingo, not best-friend...although?....) I'll look into working on it when I have time and try and make it worthy for VFH. Hopefully, probably, eh fuck it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 00:48, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

edit Your article

It is now here as the construction tag you placed on it had expired. If you have any questions about this feel free to ask me on my talk page. --ChiefjusticeXBox 10:08, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit Ta for the pee review

Some good feedback in Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Deus_ex_machina. I appreciate you taking the time to have a look. Out of curiosity, was it the caption on the robo-moses picture that seemed a bit iffy? It does seem a bit formulaic. Concernedresident 00:46, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

Looking back at the review of your article, it wasn't one of my best works, but yea, the caption for the robo-moses seems a little iffy. I'm not sure what I would change it too, but I think it could be improved. Sorry I can't be of more help. Good luck on the article though. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 03:41, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit How's this?

How is this for the poem? -- Sheepicon 22:51, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

Necrolove2
Bloody brilliant. I can't say there is any other better picture than this one. Don't forget a caption to go along with it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 00:44, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Uncle Balthazar thanks you for your urine

Thanks for the pee review on HowTo:Buy a One Way Ticket to Hell and Back. I was stuck with a bit of writer's block on improving the article, but now I can finally improve Uncyclopedia's stock prices with its amazing quality! (P.S. I have shamelessly stolen a few of the jokes that you suggested in the PR. Hope you don't mind.) Crazyhair911

Not at all, I'm glad they've come in handy. Good luck on the article! --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 23:48, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Incredibly relevant header

Apparently you're a good reviewer. The logs say so. The reviews say so. Pretty sure Flamingo said so. I might even say so if I could remember your reviews, but that's a whole other ball of tea. Er... wait... apparently I did say so... um, point is, this is a somewhat but not particularly formal invitation to join PEEING. As in, that committee thing of reviewers. As I never actually joined and instead wound up abducted by a large guy with a truncheon, however, I cannot say what benefits that would bring, but I'm sure there must be some.

Either way, though, I hope you'll keep up reviewing. Cheers. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:17, 16 February 2011

Ah, I was going to do this. I'm a terrible adopter, and an even worse Steel Kidney. But on the plus side, do you know what this means? We may soon have an RotM nom that isn't me, Chief or Lyrithya! I don't remember the last time that happened. Congratulations Oli, you're gonna be huge, kid. --Black Flamingo 13:21, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
Sounds good, thanks for making me remember why I still get up in the mornings, by that, I mean to keep reviewing...and for the women. Where do we go from here? --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 23:32, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
Shiny, shiny... now we... er... um... Flamingo, help. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:45, 17 February 2011
And now, we dance. --Black Flamingo 11:27, February 17, 2011 (UTC)
Finally. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 13:04, February 17, 2011 (UTC)
I just added you to Fresh Stains because it seems Lyrithya forgot to. Also, just looking at the pee queue, you may want to refrain from booking two reviews at once in future. People have got banned for that, although you should be fine provided you finish both in time. --Black Flamingo 16:24, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks and yea, I'm aware of that, but I intend to do both sometime today, so I figured it would be alright. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector
Er... I didn't forget. I... um... conveniently misplaced the memory. *shifty eyes* Though flamingo's right; not generally a good idea. Stuff can come up, not necessarily fair to other reviewers, etc... but now you know, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:00, 20 February 2011

edit HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise‎

First of all, thank you very much for the review. Second of all, I have (or at least attempted to) do most of the things you suggested. Third of all, when it comes to spelling, written grammar and punctuation, I'm shit waffles. So could you please give it a proofread and kill all those errors I made (and I know there are a lot)? Fourth of all, there is no fourth. Again, thanks. --Tophat headless 17:43, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

P.S.

About the Phthalo green links, did you not see any links? Or did you just see the regular blue links like usual?

Sure, glad to have helped out. I'll see if I can get to looking at it again sometime, although I can't promise when that will be.

Yea, I couldn't see any green links, only blue.--Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 22:45, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

Hrm... I see them in green... It happened to me once, that I went to the page and all the links were blue. It went away quickly. Anyway, so will you do the proof read for me? Pweeeeeeeze? --Tophat headless 00:00, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
How interesting, are you sure you put links because now I don't see any; green or blue. Maybe we need a second opinion on that, because it might be that my computer is picky. I'm not sure.
And yea, I'll proofread it. I'm not sure when I'll get to it, but I should be able to by this weekend, maximum. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 02:30, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
That'd be great. Thanks. --Tophat headless 02:33, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
Oh! And I put links in there, I'm sure. Maybe the shade is just too dark. I may change it... --Tophat headless 02:34, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
Anytime, always glad to help out. And yea, I just switched computers and now I can see those green links...kind of. They're a bit too dark to pick out without having to focus really hard on them, so yea, it might be a good idea to make them a little brighter. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 16:08, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
That's what I thought... Again, thanks. --Tophat headless 16:26, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit I forgot to zip up my pants....

Urinating fountain

I just peed on something you wrote. I apologize profusely for that.

I'll attempt to control my bladder in the future. No promises though

UnNews are a little hard to review, but I hope I helped you at least a little with this. Jackofspades (talk) 03:37, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

You pee review was great, thanks for the advice. Now I know what to look out for next time I write an UnNews. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 21:36, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
I've always found Pees on UnNewses sort of strange. I did it for my first two UnNews articles, but never ended up changing anything in the articles themselves. Maybe I'm just a bad person Jackofspades (talk) 04:44, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit contest

Hey oliphaunte, did you pull out of the competition!? If not coudl you please email me a topic suggestion happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com

So sorry, but something came up that I have to take care of. I'll have to pass this year, but I'll do it next time 'round. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 21:35, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit They grow up so fast... sniff

Ok, so some time ago I decided you had graduated from the adopt-a-noob programme, and I just realised I never told you this (although I seem to remember mentioning it to someone at some point). But anyway, long story short, you've been doing some good reviews recently, and writing some funny articles and just generally being around and useful and what-have-you, so I thought I'd take you through the proper channels. Then I realised I have no idea what the proper channels are, so I just announced in on your talk page. It's time to move out son, have fun in the big wide world. --Black Flamingo 10:05, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

There's a template. Two templates. I don't know what they are, though. Ain't I so helpful? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:10, 4 March 2011
Thanks dad, and thanks mom, I don't know where'd I'd be without you guys. Hugs? --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 21:49, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit Bass and Hydrogen

Thanks for the reviews there, I've basically finished bass now if you want to bask in its glory anytime. Hydrogen will probably take a lot longer, it's a difficult one that, but your notes should help. Taa very much laa. --Black Flamingo 21:38, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

I'll jump over to bass eventually, though I do look forward to seeing how you've bashed my people. Hydrogen is a tough one, that's true. Good luck with that one though, I think it can be turned into something beautiful. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 21:59, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
I hope so, the title makes me laugh so much, but it's hard to write something that makes any sense. Do you think bass is ready for VFH? I would like a second opinion before I nom. --Black Flamingo 20:21, March 10, 2011 (UTC)
Nom nom nom nom...I'm sorry, what? I was eating this muffin...Anyways, yea, I think you should. Can't see any major issues with it, but I'd wait a bit for the number of VFH nominations to die down so that you have a better chance. I'm not saying it's not good enough (which it is), I'm just saying that's what I would do with my article; regardless of how kick-ass it may be. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 22:17, March 10, 2011 (UTC)
I thought about it and I realize that I'm full of shit. Nominate that sucka. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 21:18, March 11, 2011 (UTC)
Oh I will, when the time is right (or when that big green warning box disappears). --Black Flamingo 22:19, March 14, 2011 (UTC)
Ah yea, got my nomination in just in time. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 22:20, March 14, 2011 (UTC)
I know, it's doing well, looks like my little noob's going to have his first feature! Just gonna read it again myself before I vote, but I seriously doubt it will be anyhing other than a for. I hate falling behind on VFH. --Black Flamingo 22:51, March 14, 2011 (UTC)
It's always nice to know there's someone whose got your back in this crazy, crazy world...I feel like I got that from some old film........Anyways, thanks.--Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 02:16, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit thanks for your help

oops, i meant:

edit Thank For Your Help

 ;)

I managed to make some adjustments this morning, i still have some good idea's like cannons used to calculate the gravitational pull of the earth or the velocity of a ship, and then create 3-4 "bullshit" idea's like the one u posted in your review, + some others. but i'm unsure how to integrate those idea's into the "story line". And as u've probably noticed im not a native english speaker/writer, so is there a place where i can put my article to be spell-checked?


thanks for your constructive comments :) Lockdandload 11:17, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

Ah yea, I forgot to add a final comment saying that in case you aren't a native speaker (which I guessed but didn't say), that you could call me out on it since I just realized that I was a complete ass in the review. Sorry, extensive grammar errors get to me. Anyways, if you want, just finish up the article and put a request on my talk page and I'll be glad to spell check it and all that lovely stuff for you. Give me up to a week though to check it after you post it up, I've been a little bit more busy than usual lately. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 21:56, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the Pee Review!

I looked at what you wrote and I made some edits to the article. I don't know about you, but your review was in-depth enough for me. And thanks again User:EpicAwesomeness/sig 18:28, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

Absolutely, loved the article and the edits you made are perfect. I'd consider putting it up VFH if you want. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 22:13, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit A buck

edit Thanks!!

I just saw you reviewed Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and the review was very good. It gives me lots to work with. That's a page I started early in my sojourn here, and have evolved in bits and pieces since, so to tie the whole thing together is the thing to do now. I'll have to read the review again and then work on the page, but this is the kind of review that helps improve an article. Thanks again! Aleister 22:14 14-3-'11

Anytime. Looking forward to seeing the completed article. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 22:16, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thanks For the Review

You evidently get a lot of these, but thanks for reviewing my UnNews article. I'm going to revise along your guidelines as soon as I'm able, possibly even tonight if possible. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:19, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Glad to have been of service. Good luck on the article. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 18:46, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit B.O.X.

Your WIP expired, so I've moved the thing here, mon. You can put it back when you're done. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:11, 19 March 2011

It's already been a month? Hmmm...maybe I should stop using this mayan calander and go back to the gregorian one...--Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 05:56, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
No, but you used a {{construction}} tag and ditched the bulk of the content or something, turning it into a rather small stub. Not really enough to stand on its own, in my view, so I went along with how construction tags are treated. Those expire after a week. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:01, 20 March 2011
And now for my counter-argument, "nom nom nom nom I am not just a banana, I am THE banana. ".....Anyways, thanks for telling me Lyrithya. Cheers. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 15:17, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Banana?! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:47, 20 March 2011
No thank you, I just ate lunch. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 19:52, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
The horror. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:42, 20 March 2011
Bananas everwhere...--Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 01:07, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit My Madden 12 piece

I just got done fixing it up--take a look at it, and let me know if you find it improved at all. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:14, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Dude

Thats like one of the best pee's I've got! Actually, I'm glad it was short, you clearly make a point. The formatting part, as you might have noticed, there is a little hole for one more poster, and if I can get that right, the article's formatting would be great. Also, I am not the best English speaker in the world, but I have no excuse for spelling Micheal Jackson wrong. Feel free to beat me.

I'll see what I can do with the humor, but, for the most part, I just used some popular media references, like Avatar winning. And winning. And being nominated. And winning. And win[snip,BobTheZ]and my brain.

For now, I'm going to give the article a good talking to till it man's up. If you want to re-pee on it later, I'll appreciate it. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 07:37, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

DUDE, I JUST GOT THE LAYOUT PERFECTLY RIGHT! Check it out!, ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 08:06, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
DUDE, I JUST REALIZED I DIDN'T GET THE LAYOUT PERFECTLY RIGHT! Check it out!. Wait, don't. I'll make

two more photo's and add them, so I'm gonna have to expand the article. Again, thanks for your help! ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 08:06, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Sounds good, glad I could help out. Let me know when you're finished with it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 20:43, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit More Help

Hello... thanks for reviewing my artical Malcolm in the Middle. I changed quiet a lot of it , I was thinking could you read it again and tell if it's alright now and tell some more things I need to improve on. --Bhind45 16:51, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Sure, are you just looking for a brief review, or an in-depth pee-review? Also, would you mind posting the link to the article here, because I'm not sure how to get to it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 17:09, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Arr... Just do a breif review, Here's the link to Malcolm in the Middle User:Bhind45/Malcolm in the Middle THANKS!

It's a little bit better, still a little too crude though, but you've made a better start. I would suggest going to pee review to have someone else look at it as well though, to provide a second opinion and more in-depth analysis of it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 22:16, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit thanks

Thank you for the in-depth Pee Review. I give all my thanks and hope you get promoted or something.--Egalitarian Aspie 17:07, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Or something preferably. Hope I was able to help. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 17:08, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit Noob of the Month

You can't vote twice. Decide which user you like the most and vote for him. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:06, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit *Achoo!*

Excuse me. Anyway, it looks to me that you voted for on HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise and were inducted into the brotherhood of disguise masters. Well guess what? It made it into featured queue, which entitles you to the golden Groucho Marx glasses award. Congratulations.

Golden-Groucho-Marx-glasses

Thanks for the vote, dude!

--Tophat headless 15:30, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit My Madden UnNews piece...

...is on VFH after another pee and some extra tweaking. Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:13, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, very good, thanks for bringing my attention to that. I'll take a look at it and post my vote up shortly (pssst, the vote rhymes with oar.) --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 15:40, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Football Thanks

edit Pee Thanks

always good to get proper feed-back. i'll be looking at it over the week, i think. I'll let you know when I'm done in case you want to check out the changes. As for the images, I put in the pic from the Fat Slags for Little Women purely because I couldn't think of a bigger constrast between Sharon (or Tracy) and the Little Woman-type. Hence making it an animated series- can't imagine a worse cartoon to have to sit through.--Sog1970 15:20, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

I simplified the English in the Jane Austin a bit, but tried to keep the Jane Austin feel to it - though editting Jane Austin is a bit much for someone like me. I also toned down Scarlett a bit a, and made the Little Women a bit more subtle - I'm undecided about the pic though because I don't just want to repeat the Scarlett O'hara picture, so I was hoping that it being a cartoon would help. --Sog1970 20:17, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
I think I'm done with it now. what do you think? --Sog1970 21:31, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
Ah, sorry I haven't responded, been a while since I've had a chance to sit down here. I liked those subtle changes you made, a lot more clever than anything I would have thought of and less randy, but at the same still, still just as randy. Do you get what I'm saying? I'm not sure I do myself so you're fine. In my opinion, it's ready for nomination, would you like me to do it for you, or would like more time with it? I like to make sure people are done so I don't screw their chances at getting featured... --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 22:50, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
Lets give it a day in case anything else occurs to me. or to you, feel free to edit. I know I'm not gifted with commas.--Sog1970 07:13, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thank god I FINALLY found you!

Hey man, thanks for the pee review. I just finished rewriting it. What do you think? Will you please give it a proofread for me? Thanks. --Tophat headless 02:24, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

Alright, kind of good you set me the message today cause I'll be out for a while. I looked over and fixed most of the problems I could find. I was a little confused about this sentence though, "You'll notice your uncle's, mother's, cousin's land lord, twice removed, not your brother in Nigeria." Not sure what you meant to do with that. Aside from that, I think the grammar is fine, but I would pop it over to pee review just to make sure I'm not wrong and that others find the humour good like I do. Alright, I'll be seeing you in a while, hope this get features by the time I get back. Good luck mate. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 14:13, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks man. What I meant to say was "You'll notice I'm your uncle's, mother's, cousin's land lord, twice removed, not your brother in Nigeria." Anyway, it's already been on pee review twice, but I may put it over there just to see. Thanks again! --Tophat headless 15:23, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit You're winner!

Pee reviewer of the month award Reviewer of the Month April 2011

Also this makes you a Steel Kidney. Congrats! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:49, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

Well done; well earned. And you better keep it up, Sonny Jim. --Black Flamingo 21:11, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Sorry

meant to delete the Pee request for Exam Hell - it failed VFH already --Sog1970 17:30, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

I am disapointed/relieved. Relieved because I had no idea how to review your article since I thought is was bloody well done and was VFH worthy, disapointed because it failed, which subsequently means that I have no freaking clue what I'm doing... --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 21:26, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
However, if you're really short of something to look at on my behalf, you could try Celebrity Advice Page. It's nearly finished.--Sog1970 21:23, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
Sounds good. I'll take a look over at it in a bit. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 21:27, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
It is eerily similar to an article I've been working on for a while. Either that's a good sign or the universe's way to remind me I'm procastinating on my article... --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 21:30, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
Ah, sorry if I've inadvertantly stolen your thunder. Any suggestions for making it look more Hello! -like?--Sog1970 06:37, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
Well, right now I feel like it's a 'guess who' game, but with celebrities. That's not a problem though, so just ignore that statement if you want. It seems that the only left for you to do here is to put it on pee review and have someone analyze the humour for you, because I think that's where some work is left over. Aside from that, the article seems Hello! enough for me. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 14:19, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Shame on you!

For the sake of non-existent dramatic effect, I shall repeat myself. Shame on you! And why is the shame "on" you? Because you were foolhardy enough to vote for the featurisation of A Series of Unfortunate Events, my latest article. Don't you realise that you should have hacked into the Uncyclopedia servers and removed both the article and its nomination page from existence? Well, you obviously did not and now look what has happened: A Series of Unfortunate Events made it onto the front page! This could well cause the fall of the southern hemisphere, and it's all your fault. Lemony snicket signature 15:06, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pee Review

I finished reviewing your article, since you promised to review one of mine. Here's a link to the review.--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 03:41, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry it took me so long to review yours. Thanks for reviewing me, I noticed you have ideas for a second part? Truthfully, I wrote this one sort of as a test to see if I should continue it, if it's popular enough. Be nice to have someone else help me out with it though, let me know what your idea is and maybe we can co-write it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 20:39, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for the review. Because of it, I have some more ideas to improve the article. One thing that surprised me is that you said that there wasn't much humor. There wasn't a plethora of jokes, but I wanted something a little bit more subtle than usual. I guess having more humor is the way to go. Again, thanks for the review: it was much more helpful than the previous one, though that isn't saying much, if at all.--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 21:47, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
Well, it wasn't so much the lack, I just felt you could really capitalize and make the article even more funny. It's like you found the gold mine, all you have to do is dig the gold out, sort of deal. Sadly, most people on this website have an attention span of 15 seconds, so if you don't make laugh at least every other sentence, the article will go nowhere. Trust me, I tried to make an article have a mix of subtle and funny sentences, and people kept telling me that any sentence that didn't have a joke was unnecessary. Picky people on this site. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 23:35, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit My Idea for A Pragmatic Affair, Part Two (?)

It involves dead duchesses, dancing Hottentots, jealous chefs, and the ever popular royal banquet. Also, maybe a little bit of noir. I don't think it's very good yet.--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 21:47, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

You intrigue me. I was thinking though that the Duchess turns out to be a genius and actually killed her husband for reason not yet discover/thought of, sort of like the female arch-enemy of Sherlock Holmes? I like where you going though, we must continue to discuss a part two together. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 23:37, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
The basic plot has the strapping detective Cook attending a royal banquet at the estate of the late Duke of Winchester. The man with the black hat and skeleton cane was a representative of the Duchess of Winchester, who wants Cook to come to the banquet to solve the mystery of the missing Green pastry filling. Grudgingly attending the banquet, and completely ignoring the "mystery", he finds himself embroiled in a mind boggling tale of "who-dunnit?" after the lights go off (and back on, strangely enough), and the duchess is found dead, with Sanders the main suspect. *SPOILER ALERT* It turns out that the chef was the killer of both the Duke and the Duchess. How and why they were killed...we shall see. Though it sounds silly in paper, but I hope it'll be less absurd in execution.--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 00:06, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

I typed a few sentences of the hypothetical part two. Not very good, if I do say so myself.--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 01:07, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

Part Two?

It was a dark and dreadful day (as always) when the man clad in Black greeted me with another mystery to solve. Normally, I wouldn’t be too open to a man so unashamedly gaudy, (especially one so easily fooled by carrot-related explanations) but my interest was piqued after he asked me a simple question.

“Do you know of the late Duke of Winchester?” he said in a matter-of-fact way. Seeing as how I recently solved the case of his death, I was about to respond with a resounding ‘maybe’ when I remembered an adage I was taught many, many, weeks ago: everyone has something to hide. Quickly, I realized that a complete stranger who I’ve never met before with a skull cane might have an ulterior motive.

I shouldn’t be too trusting of people; I’m a private detective after all. Maybe If I were one of those armchair detectives who solves mysteries by looking at newspapers and television reports whilst being in the comforts of their domicile, I wouldn’t have to deal with shady characters, but my true calling was the field. Plus, it paid more. I knew that I was treading in dangerous territory.

“Do you happen to have any ulterior motives?” I asked.

“Of course not! I am a representative of the Estate of the late duke! Why would you ask such a thing?”

Knowing that he was of a trustworthy sort, I opened up to him right away, and replied, “No particular reason, merely a test of character”

“So you do know of the Duke of Winchester?” He asked.

“Yes, I do know of the late duke. I recently solved the case of his death. It’s an awful thing, to die at the young age of 72.” I responded, making sure to use the right amount of politeness when discussing dead nobility.

“It was truly a tragic death. If only someone knew how to perform a Heimlich maneuver, he would still be alive, though he was old enough to have invented the maneuver.” The representative said.

Seeing this as a sign of humor, I was about to reply with my favorite strangulation jokes when he said, “He was acquaintances with Mr. Heimlich himself. He performed the first maneuver in the spring of 1959 on a schoolboy with a severe eating disorder.”

Disappointed, I responded, “Yes, saving schoolboys from eating disorders. Truly a wonderful man.”

“Now that we have the pleasantries out of the way, we can—as they say— get right down to business.” I was surprised at what he considered pleasant, but I kept quiet about that.

He continued, “Despite the incredibly rude way you dismissed her, the duchess is impressed with your deductive abilities, and would like it if you could solve another mysterious conundrum for her.” Finally, I secretly thought to myself, I was going up in life. First fair, if slightly daft, duchesses, than kings and sultans would personally ask me to solve their most mind boggling cases. And the exorbitant rates I could charge my clients! The possibilities were endless.

"She wants you to solve the mystery of the missing green pastry filling! Mind boggling indeed!" He said.

I should really get used to disappointment.

You've thought ahead on this very well. I definitely like the way you're going, a little tweaking here and there and we've got part two, after adding in the rest of course. You've got some jokes here that need some expansion or a little work, but most of it is great. That last part really caught me off guard and I laughed out loud.
I know I'm thinking ahead, but we could finish this off with a clincher by showing the Duchess is the murderer of everyone, whenever we get around to part 3. In the meanwhile though, care to help me focus on getting part 1 perfected and worthy of the frontpage? Perhaps you could help me with the images as well, because I've heard you're good with that sort of stuff.
I look forward to working with you, sincerely, --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 01:56, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
Why thank you! I'll be glad to help, though I thought that Part One and a Part Two would be on the same page. I'll get some pictures for the article. So, does that mean we're...collaborating?--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 02:15, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
I think it'll be better to split them, so that we'll keep people interested in wanting to keep reading the next couple parts, but we can work on both at the same time. Yea, you've already contributed to part 2 and soon part 1 as well, so yea, it seems we're partners :D

edit Pictures for a Pragmatic Affair

GloomyDay
DuchessOfWinchester
CarrotWounds

More to come! I think. I made the pictures in black in white to parody the Noir genre. If you don't like it, just tell me.--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 02:47, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

This is perfect, couldn't ask for any better. Yea, keep em' coming if you can, you're picking them out a lot better than I ever would. And the black and white was a nice touch, good work. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 04:48, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
One thing I just realized though, can you remove the rain from the apartment building picture? Otherwise, it would be weird for the neighbor's wife to be playing jumprope in the rain. Just a small issue. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 04:58, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
I like the idea behind the carrot, but I'm not sure the person holding it is suitable. Maybe leaving it on a table or in the hands of a 17th century servant? Or a second idea, but it might be a little too pervert, you tell me: We have an image of a 17th century dressed man standing proudly or something with an obvious bulge in his pants and we have a caption like, "My carrot was MUCH bigger." I don't know if that idea is too off or what, tell me what you think or if you can/are willing to do that. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 17:05, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
I'll see what I can do.--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 19:18, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Zim Zimmy Zim

So, my first step on my Zim article was to take out, like, 25% of the links in the last couple sections. I think that makes it less of a headache to read. I might divide the part up where Dib hacks in into two or three paragraphs, but that may break the back-and-forth thing I'm going for. Away! Jackofspades (talk) 21:52, 18 June 2011

I think maybe dividing the earlier sections would help more. I understood what you were going for with the back-and-forth thing, aI think if you loosen up the rest of the article though, that should be fine. One question though, why are Dib's comments in black and some words in gray? Does the gray symbolize something I'm missing? Just curious. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 22:15, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
The links are different colors than the rest of the text. Jackofspades (talk) 00:19, 19 June 2011
Ah okay, they didn't show up last time, but now they are. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 01:15, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

edit Just a question

When does A Pragmatic Affair take place? The way I'm writing it, it takes place either in the 1890s, or the 1950s.--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 03:30, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

Between 1880 and 1914. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 01:07, June 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit Doomy doomy doomy

Zim thanks you filthy Earth smellies.
For furthering the destruction free taco day
of Earth! Tacos for all!
Tacoooooos!!

Thanks! Jackofspades (talk) 06:41, 30 June 2011

edit Whoops

Urinating fountain

I just peed on something you wrote. I apologize profusely for that.

I'll attempt to control my bladder in the future. No promises though

Bowls. Jackofspades (talk) 05:26, 2 July 2011

edit REVIEW

Thanks a million for the peereview on HowTo:Make Breakfast Dew (For Women). I will polish it up a little and then let you know. You encouragement is really motivating Oliphaunte!!! :) --ShabiDOO 13:44, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thank You

Thanks for the review. I know it must've tooken a long time, yet you done a great job and gave me useful info on how to imporve. Glad you enjoyed it. Oh and here's a little something for you. Cheers.

GoldenShower Rejoice, Oliphaunte! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
GoldenShower2
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:37, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit [[Talk:Why?:Invade the Falklands]]

Your Pee Review is as fresh as a daisy! Great article! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:33, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Looks like you've actually got a really good article there. We should collab properly on something sometime, rather than you doing all the work. --Black Flamingo 18:59, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Make Breakfast Dew (For Women)

I think its pretty much ready. I don't LOVE the ending, but I have the feeling I would spend months writing anything more. Thanks again for the recommendations. I really like it a lot ... Im really proud of this article. Anyhoo...I think its ready. You are free to do any touches you like before its nommed. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS young man. --ShabiDOO 18:15, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

You've been nom nom nommed. Glad to have helped. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 18:42, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
ROCKA ROCKA ROCKA ROCKA ROCKA ROCKA ROCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks man :) --ShabiDOO 18:59, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit This is not spam...

UNCYCLOMANIA logo
...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. --ShabiDOO 19:18, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit Tournament

Hey, Oliphaunte, would you want me to join your team? I think our style could mesh well and I always have some "free time" at work and I am an insomniac who sleeps 2 hours a night, so I'll have enough time for sure? What do you think? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:58, July 14, 2011 (UTC)
Sounds good team-buddy. I might not be able to get online as much as I want for I will be overseas for the first half of August, but I should still be able to contribute enough effort and time to it, especially after I get back. Let's do it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 15:31, July 14, 2011 (UTC)
Awesome! Is the name Team Frozen Mammoths alright? We could also ask Black Flamingo or Funnybony for 3rd member, what do you think? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:50, July 14, 2011 (UTC)
That's fine. Yea good idea, having someone else might be nice. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 17:13, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit Boyfriend

Great review, thanks for that. You were dead-on with the narration thing, I can't believe I didn't see it. I've overhauled it a bit now based on your comments and I'm sure Matt will have more to add. The boy looking a lot better already. In fact, I'm thinking of asking him out. Can you introduce us? Say my name is Vincent or something cool like that. Thanks again. --Black Flamingo 00:32, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

Absolutely, I'll make sure to be a subtle as possible in telling him how you feel. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 15:32, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
I should have known about the sexual orientation of Black Flamingo, his initials being BF... Looks like we have Magic Man as a partner, we should have a great team! And yes, the discrepancies in style on the (coincidence?) Boyfriend article denote the difference in styles between me and BF, since we collabed! We have one hell of an ironing to do, but BF must be used to ironing... LOL! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:37, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Nah, leather doesn't need to be ironed. --Black Flamingo 21:10, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Specifically, leather ass-less chaps. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 23:48, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit Edit Conflicts are bitches

A message I could send to Magic Man: (feel free to edit)

Hey, bro, you know I like you a lot, I voted for your articles on VFH and article of the month, however I have got some feedback from Olphaunte and I: We must agree with the summer's competition team: what's the point of you joining if it is "to even the odds" as you say?. You are a formatting master: we like to think we are more traditional writers. A couple of pics to support the text, you know? Old school I guess. There are some other teams out there that could use your incredible formatting talents. I hope you don't take it the wrong way, we just want this competition to work and it is my observation other team need a second person (since there are some with only one participant) of your high caliber. I just want the competition to succeed.

- - Should I send him this message bro? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:55, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

It seems appropriate enough, but a thought has crossed my mind in that are we sure that BF wants to join, because I would like to have him on the team because the three of us would be unstoppable. If not, we are only wasting our time and risking getting a really bad user compared to magic man, although lollipop seems to have joined another group already, so the risk is decreased. Anyways, send it to him but let's be sure to get BF (hopefully) on the ball and start setting up ideas.
Another option is to try and close that third opening, but I'm not sure which route you wish to take. I guess we can go with that plan if we risk getting a bad writer or annoying person. Anyways, let me know and also let me know if I can do anything to help in this process. Looking forward to working with you and I'll present my ideas to you on IRC, so there's less risk of someone stealing it (Free-loading bitches). --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 21:34, July 18, 2011 (UTC)
I just sent him the message, I hope he won't take it the wrong way :/. The slots for the tournament filled up really fast! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:40, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
Them seem to have already filled up so there's not much point now. Well, we'll see what happens. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 21:25, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
I think we should kick Mattsnow out the team, what do you think? Any ideas for what we're going to write about? --Black Flamingo 21:45, July 24, 2011 (UTC)
What's this about a mutiny of me ship? Idea wise, I haven't been able to think of anything that I feel is top notch. However, I will toss ideas at you that maybe you'll like: An article about staring at woman on the beach in the narration of that fat, sunburned guy who creepily stares at woman when you go to a beach (Plus, booby pictures may get us extra points as I believe all the judges to be male?). Another idea would have an article like "What happened?" About getting drunk or high or something during summer vacation and talking about all this weird things that happened, although I fear that will just turn out like Hangover 3 or something. A third idea is to go around the world and talk about how other nations spend their summer, like how the Germans are all naked, the Japanese battle Godzilla, the Spanish just sleep, things like that. None of these ideas are that good in my opinion though, but you can get something out of it. What about you? Anything making you tingle? --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 07:03, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
I definitely agree on the pictures of boobs; definitely. The summer in different nations idea sounds doable too. To be honest, the two things that spring to mind when I think of summer are:
  1. Sweat
  2. Lethargy
Obviously sweat would be a rewrite though, and I'm not sure if they're allowed. We should run all these ideas by Matt and Magic too. --Black Flamingo 19:08, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
I'm hoping that perhaps a epiphany will come across my mind or something worth writing about, but we should probably ask those guys what's going on with them too.
I don't think they'll allow us, unless we completely re-write the article. We can ask, or just get it deleted as it is forest fire week and if someone were to accidentally leave this article in the forest....*cough cough*.
I was actually thinking about lethargy, perhaps a narrative of a certain ethnic group or something like jews complaining how hot it is. Unfortunately, I didn't want to do that as I feel I may be inadvertently stealing from this [1] (video), where the idea comes from. We should talk with the other two, although I haven't heard from Magic Man in a while.
Boobs: Yes, of course. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 19:16, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pee

Dude, thanks again for a great review. Lots of GOOD sugestions and specific critiques etc. I love you...of course in a dude kind of way, im not interested in your penis of course, just you as a dude, and your reviews :) --ShabiDOO 13:24, July 24, 2011 (UTC)

I could probably say something creepily funny here, but I won't. I just like to help out and if my penis gets involved well, that's just another perk in the job.--Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 07:04, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pee Review

Hey bro, thanks for the great Pee Review on the Tour de France article, I'll definitely improve it a bit, you made some points there. Some things you mentionned were things I was really unsure of, so it willl be helpful! Incredibly, the UnNews czar didn't want to put it on the front page (not feature, I mean just front page, with the recent UnNews) 2 times in 2 UnNews that happens to me, and the other one was good too, if I take Lyrithya's and Aleister's opinion. Anyway, I have nothing against the guy, but the formula is a dictatorship.

Anyway, have you been thinking about some subjects for the summer collab? I may haver to get my machine repaired, I'll try to do it before August 1st, but if in the first few days of August you don't hear about me don't panic! I doubt it'll happen anyway. Cheers! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:16, July 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey,

Go here so we can all talk about what kind of article to write. Thanks. --Tophat headless 17:55, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Horseshoes

I like how that's coming along, and have cleaned it up a little this morning. Feel free to revise what I've added too. Two things I want to ask you:

  1. Do you have/can you get a better version of that main image? There's too much whitespace.
  2. Can we call it Horseshoes? Or Horseshoes (game)? I don't think it feels much like a HowTo and I have trouble writing them myself.

Now let's get to work, only three-half days left! --Black Flamingo 11:00, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

Really? I felt like it wasn't much of an article and more of a rant on my part, and it's getting kind of random in my opinion. I didn't put that image up, Matt must have done it.
I don't mind what we call it as I'm currently in a manic state because of recent economic news of the US. Needless to say, I may be forced to start pimping again if I don't get my money back from the stockmarket... --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 18:45, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit Great succes!

On the Why?:Invade The Falklands article. If I don't use all my 39 socks to vote against, it's gonna make it! I am happy for you, such a great article! For latest news on the collab, don't forget to go there. Cheers! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:47, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

You are a good friend. Thank you for your support.
Also, you misspelled success. See me after class. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 10:01, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit John Belushi is waiting for your kind pee offer

I just put it up for you. Thanks. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:31, Aug 11

Way to go, Sir O. Okay, I got all your points. This is already a collab including MadMax, may you please be included because you added good material to the article and should be included - otherwise there is no justice is the world; ah, but there is justice, and, therefore, I hope you will join Max and I in this Collab and earn yourself half a pint point. Yeah!!! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:21, Aug 12
I fear sir, that acceptance of that half-point would itself be unfair, nay, unjust. I am simply a pee review drifter, a vagabond if you will, here to help those whenever possible with assistance in humour and the occasional boston cream pie for those less fortunate. You and Madmax did most of the work, I simply said some minor points. Enjoy that VFH honor (for I'm sure you will get it) and if you ever wish for another pee review or to do a collab, I'm always here; except when I'm not here, but I should be here then too, unless I'm somewhere else...--Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 17:56, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit The Big Crunch

Dark-matter

Thank you very much for the vote. Because of Dark Matter you have nothing to fear. Cheers!

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:26, Aug 11
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