User talk:OMGwhatHaveIdone

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edit Welcome!

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:OMGwhatHaveIdone/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the community forum or in the chatroom, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 12:55, December 19, 2013 (UTC)

Does the "standing on one knee" propistion apply to current president Obamma?

edit UN:CIVIL

^How I feel^ regarding WTF I see going on the otherside of the serious pond. AAAHHHHHH. Shtuff hurts the heart. Keyboard cat can't mend that wound with laughter. Let there be compitition, Let science advance. Let humanity evolve LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOoooo. for fudges sake. Out of scope my bottom dollar. and what the heck is going on with the all of it?!?! You people need to have a big meeting or a super confreence or whatever it is you people do whenm you do things.. and you need to do one of those and get to the bottom of it yo. Not that I be acting a fo just saying things ya knoOMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 11:33, December 20, 2013 (UTC)


Please be careful about telling readers to go f themselves, even jokingly like you did on your userpage. If it sounds like it isn't a joke, you could get banned for that, since polite cooperation is what makes things run smoothly on the wiki. See also UN:R. Also, since you had a c in front of it, I assumed you meant to use the censoring template, and corrected the wiki code for you. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 13:01, December 19, 2013 (UTC)


(Imagine an englishmans voice for the following words) My sincer apoligies for my ignorance my good chum. I shall rush to change up my jest at once if someone else has not already done the good deed for me. Cheerio OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 06:08, December 20, 2013 (UTC)

edit User:OMGwhatHaveIdone/Broom Hulda Clark

Your new article has been moved to your userspace and you can continue working on it at the address shown above. It is not ready for the encyclopedia, as it is not about anything, it has no photos, and it has no comedy concept except ramble. It is a piece of writing, but it is not an article in a parody encyclopedia. Spıke ¬ 11:52 20-Dec-13

Keen! I was wondering where that was. Neat to see you on the outside!!! Welcome back to the freeworld. Spike.OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 11:57, December 20, 2013 (UTC)
And yaup she is a work of art in progress. Ima do one on some other stuff too :) provided I aint out of line. I thought I would parody several somethings I know things about. OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 12:00, December 20, 2013 (UTC)

Also User:OMGwhatHaveIdone/Tricorder. The subject of gadgets bailing out Star Trek plot writers has been covered more deliberately elsewhere. Spıke ¬ 12:07 20-Dec-13

And separately: The point of writing a Pee Review is not to discuss yourself but to discuss the article and be of service to the author by telling him how he could improve it. You might redo the two that you did to be more useful. Spıke ¬ 12:10 20-Dec-13

HA! alrighty then. I suppose that will leave me my time and room to perfect broom hulda clark. I do have some picture ideas in mind for it,
And some more expansion I wanted to do with it. .... and then I wanna share it with my other buddies.. if it is considered funny naturally.
And I think it will be. Its not like I'm working with stone.
And yeah, I wasn't trying to talk about myself at all but rather trying to be illiteriave. Ill go do something about it, to express my opinions on article improvement right forthOMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 12:16, December 20, 2013 (UTC)

I appreciate the improvements you made.

The problem with the "rambling" humor approach is that we are trying to superficially resemble a serious encyclopedia. It is important to play the little stuff straight to make it funnier for the reader when we get the big stuff wrong.

On your user page, it is not necessary to use a full URL. Double the square-brackets and just type the Uncyclopedia page name. There are examples of the coding in this section. Curly brackets do something else entirely. Spıke ¬ 13:22 20-Dec-13

Consistency, accuarcy, compatablity, I got many open and uncharted avenues of creative improvement to explore. Thanks for the adoptionOMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 13:31, December 20, 2013 (UTC)
Neato and thank you benevolent one.
I think of you more as a rabid mentor comedian. I see that name of yours and think I must work harder. At whatever it was that I was working on.

OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 14:27, December 20, 2013 (UTC)

I like it when people reply to work with work! You asked a question in a Change Summary and I replied in the next one: Be careful not to put too much detail in the Intro. It needs to be short, direct, and very funny, because your goal is to convince the reader to jump in. I also gave the article a few tweaks (no double spacing, no unnecessary indentation, boldface for the first use of the term that is the page title) as done in Wikipedia. By the way, a userspace article doesn't need a Construction tag; no one is going to delete it from there. Spıke ¬ 15:00 4-Jan-14

edit Being on the lamb

Do you have a dictionary beside your computer? Would you mind considering that a requirement of the job?

Separately, you might introduce yourself to BetterSkatez2012, who lives somewhere above the Arctic Circle where this is the only amusement. He can't spell either but writes like crazy. Spıke ¬ 17:15 20-Dec-13

I actully collect Dictionaries. My Favorite Dictionary is provided by "The Volume Liberary" copyright 1911 through 1935. I have many other kinds of dictionarys too. I suppose I could keep one of the smaller utilitarian ones nearby. OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 17:28, December 20, 2013 (UTC)

edit Creating pages

Regarding the query you made on an article's talk page, if you click on HowTo:Create a non-nerd, Uncyclopedia will tell you the page doesn't exist and offer you the option of creating it. Personally, I think you have enough projects started. I also wonder how you could create that talk page but not know how to create a new HowTo: page. Spıke ¬ 22:41 20-Dec-13

Forgive me. I am A real life victim of parental kidnapping. No this isn't funny because I'm not joking. And I get more fustraiting non news from the D.o.S. telling me I must submit more proof I earn money. Ive been refused help three times now because I can not prove I am poor properly.

This is not the place for me but no place is. If I had an addess to I would. If my spouse would cooperate that would be great. But that is unlikely. She is NPD. So I lose my mind, memory, sanity, ... My apoligies if I started a new unnessesary talk page. I'm still working on it. And yes my two projects of broom hulda clark and tricorders are the only real two ones I want to work on at the moment. If I get excited and wag my mouse all over the place don't hesitate to give my nose a whack and Ill do my best to keep it clean. OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 22:58, December 20, 2013 (UTC)

edit Hello, and very welcome

Hi, and good to meet you. You had me at "And I find politics and history as fascinating as C.E.R.N. press releases. They are all awesome subjects!" , all loves of mine too. I actually read the CERN press releases, so we are in a select group of CERNies. History, politics, all in the soup too. I like the idea of the tricorder page, kind of like describing The Doctor's screwdriver (what came first, Who's screwdriver or the tricorder?). And I see you are running the buzzsaw here, and you know what, it's well worth it. Writing a little better than the last time you wrote is a fun experience. What type of history are you into? Again, welcome, and by the way, your user page is interesting and full of stars. Aleister 10:40 21-12-13

greetings, believe this or not I am not a big doctor who fan. The BBC scared me as a child. Yaup. That irrational fear kept me from learning about dr Who till much later in life. and I know little of it. The screw driver I know from bits and peices how its multi functionality of plot advancement would fit right in along the same lines. Yeah small boys in phone booths with strangers.... I was taught better. I am at the moment

working to slow down my chopping while still seeking to offer up to the funny, While not being a dick. My historical interest include understand just WTF happened economiclly , pollitically, in the years of 1880 - 1942 Byt the Time ww2 comes around humanities docomuntation really improves. but before then things seem much more divergent depending upon your book so it makes exploring that time frame interesting to me. belatedly OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 04:30, December 22, 2013 (UTC)

edit Holding your precious little hand

We have something called adopt-a-noob. It's been too long since I've had a request so I'd be super pleased to help. If it's formatting you'd like help with...then just give me the link of an article and I can suggest some changes. If it's writing ideas or critiques...give me the link of an article and I'll critique away. If you're looking for something to do...in the mean time...you can always browse through articles and remove stupid pointless lists or some images if the article has 10,000 of them.

How do you like holding my hand so far...do you feel safe and protected? I can hold both your hands if you like!

An extremely important element of the site is choosing which articles to feature. Consider voting for (or against if you are so inclined) articles under consideration.

There is also maintenance stuff you can do though it's been a long time since I've done it. I was never good at it. But I'll direct you to the right person if you're interested.

My hand is starting to get sweaty. So...I think I'm going to let your hand go. Also I have a lot of viruses and diseases in my hand and I don't want you to get any of the more serious ones. Unless you like getting diseases. Just let me know if you want your hand held a little more and I'll hold it all you like. --ShabiDOO 16:32, December 21, 2013 (UTC)

Hello there! I have noticed your brilliant contributions to this site. Another history lover here (1792-1815 is more my cup of tea than Bismark but there we go! I'll take WW2 as well and the general historical events of the British Empire. Have a small fascination in Medieval Period, centring around the 1217 Battle of Lincoln. Would love to know more about the English Civil War and the Glorious Revolution of 1688.) Please do contribute to VFH and VFD, bring up issues in forums and maybe even write an article for UnSignpost. Don't forget however reading and writing articles takes top priority here! Thanks! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:41, December 22, 2013 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/EU

Hey just noticed this! Firstly thanks a tonne for helping with Pee Review. My response to your review is as follows:

  1. The general point I tried to make on this article was a very UKIP attitude to the EU. Hence the bias to point out things that are wrong with the EU. It is meant to be about the politics of the EU mainly and thus focuses mainly on that so I'm sorry if I didn't delve into EU transport and geography as that would make this article unneceserily long.
  2. I'm terribly sorry that you found the policitical structure bit boring. It was meant to be a take on the fact that the EU is full of pointless beuracracy. The "ballon chart" itself was used to enforce the point of poor beuracracy. The picture of the peeing angel was not added by me but by veteren Uncyclopedian: Romartus.
  3. Berlusconi (I presume you meant him by "Bearasconi") is mentioned indeed: "Italy uses the EU to pretend that Berlusconi is not a Fascist dictator, running the country through the mafia and is in fact ruling over a very civil and democratic country."
  4. I think you have missed out many elements of comedy I attempted to put in: the Political Parties of the EU and how their names do not represent their beliefs in the slightest, the references to Scottish Independance, the idea that the whole system is a Gentleman's club for old Imperial Powers, the EUs strange agricultural policy etc.

Once again thanks for the review! Doesn't look like this article is for everyone! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:07, December 22, 2013 (UTC)

PS - Also no drugs and sex were mentioned as I didn't see a need to mention them. This is an article mocking politics, not an article full of dirty jokes! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:08, December 22, 2013 (UTC)

edit Biopic?

Hi, OMGwhatHaveIdone! You seem to be doing a lot of work here and it would be interesting to know more about you. We have our own newspaper here, the UnSignpost, and we are supposed to have a user biopic in every issue, although this is not always achieved. The point is to write several sentences about yourself, in a humorous way if possible, to let people know who you are and what you are doing. What concerns the second point, your case is particularly interesting, looking at your username.

So, if you decide to do this, you can leave your text right here or in our press room. Again, hi and I wish you a nice experience here! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:18, December 25, 2013 (UTC)

P.S. I am sure that you are able to spell words, such as 'dictionary', you must be doing all this on purpose. Nice job with your Pee Review, by the way! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:21, December 25, 2013 (UTC)


[[UnOMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 04:28, January 4, 2014 (UTC):Press Room|in our press room]] This is not our press room I take it. I can leave my beta text here, and I shall try to copy and pasta proper text offically. I am not super perfect about my spellerings. Sometimes it is with purpose and yet other times it is woefuly me. Here I can gfet away with whatever liberal translations of writings and grammar I wish to inflict.

I am a doer. I like to do things. I like to see good fruits of my labors bear great things. LIke bannana appricoit avoacdo monsonto trees yum yum delish good. Like a well told joke read online or some pronografic humors like.. Can I plug the websites I read? Meh, DO you really think you can laugh at cumsprites? It is an aquired sense of humour.

If you wish to laugh at this user then this user will cry and begin to suck his thumbs in a very non adult like manner bessetting the most embarrising actis no responsible civilised individuals will be pleased to wittness :( Like brown paper towels in a public restroom stall Toilet seat. Or meatlaof next to scurrying roaches. Or your moms other delightful whitebread trailer trash dug out home cooked dishes. You dont mind if I speak about my ex girl friends right?

Anyways. Their are many facets to this user. Abondonment issues, Mommy issues, daddy issues, ex wife issues, Issuey issues for which their are no tissues to misuse with lotions. Wait... ex wife issue there. Neverminds. Let us rewind

My name comes on the heels of some penalty strokes I have incurred In other places. So I endevor to be bold differently here while trying to remember how to do "code" properly. The coding is like the grammar on the penalties seem to be more severe or something... IDK. As I have written above I do collect dictionaries but that in no way should in fer that I do anything but read them. I don't nessesarily retain the proper spelling. Or if I do it may be from an 1935 version of english oxford.. WHo knows? MY COPYRIGHT DATES DO! Allegedly.

And now to share with you a public sirvice announbcement

When you find a stray needle in a yard , throw it away carfully. Dont even check the needle cap just dispose of it carfully. Thank you.

And now back to the biopic.

DIving into this thing deeper I thought I OMGwhatHaveIdone was good for both the upper and lower case letters used as well and the metaphorical sense of diving off a cliff into a fantastic adventure.. My last advenmture sucked. The damn canadians wouldn't let me into canada and the broke my shit. I know they got second hand scraps syndrome being our lesser noprthern bitch but that in no way entitles those square heads to destroy my property.

Speaking if square heads. their is a hill;arous / serious/ informitive website I love called racial slur database. It may or maynot be up right now. It gets attcked sometimes. But it has a varitey of sugestions and immitator sites now. Good stuff though if one needs a suggestions for a joke.Craigslist is also good for jokes, just try to get a date using that thing., HA! no don't really follow that advice, It really is less than optimal. As in really REALLY less than, ... ITS bAD DONT do IT> Fair warning and imforming.

I feel some things here could use fair warning and informing tags./


Like the sara silverman Mermaid pee under the see joke.

That needed a warnign.

Meh.

Words are awesome and with them intimate commumnermications can be convayed in a variatiy of verbose ways.

Exta pictures and video is good to but for begining talkers this will be just fine. I hope. I think Well if nothing else I didn't force you to read this writing so you gotta look at yourself for continuing to read on, and with that I appreciate your time and attentions. And if you laughed at me then I will find you...on the same day I am granted My supper immortal xman super power. .. So yeah whatch out for that day.

OK and now to copy and paste I i Hope. OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 04:28, January 4, 2014 (UTC)

Copy and paste successful, I think. I do hope you don't turn out to be too random for us here, since random is not always funny, but stay and write good stuff. Also, your biopic stuff should probably be on your USER page not on your USER TALK page. By the way, enjoy your "immortal xman super power" supper/dinner. Sorry, couldn't resist. Do try to check your stuff for typos using the Preview button, right next to the Save button. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:41, January 4, 2014 (UTC)
Placing it here was fine, as it is for the UnSignpost and I will check for typos, when I will put it there. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:40, January 4, 2014 (UTC)
Your honestly gonna check for typos!?!? God bless you and good luck because I was a bit more liberal than normal , but I've read of the clloage Ecxpremnets that are suggestive of the first and last letters being the only real important ones. Thought i'd have some fune with that and with everything. Copy Editing is fun too. I mean do watch Cspan. Honestly. And as per other peoples suggestions I do keep my Websters New worlds Pocket Dictionary Third Edition right here next to me. I've got all kinds of sizes and ages so it was an easy suggestion to live up too. Thank you the spotlight. Sometimes I am used to it and sometimes not but I doubt I'll ever get stage fright again like I did in my fourth grade school play. My acting was so good I won a new pair of pants afterwards. I am aiming for the funny over the stupid. The difference is not so impossible to recognize... unless one is just interested in being a dick. In which extrodinary case I think user:Spike has an instructional diagram about that. I am not aiming for dickery nor dishonesty but at some lol worthy reference material that should never be referenced by anyone for anything. Thanks for your time and attention. I must now see if I can figure out how to watch my watched threads to double check against vandalism and/or stupidity. OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 14:21, January 4, 2014 (UTC)
As your essay was a response to Anton's request for a biopic, this is a fine place for it. In fact, once it moves to a file, you could delete it and replace it with a link to where it went, though more likely when this page gets unmanageably long, you'll move everything to an archive. Yes, a lot of us check for typos, and you are always welcome to do so too (and if you are good at it, advertise that fact at UN:PROOF. Spıke ¬ 14:43 4-Jan-14
Be careful: I will check for typos but not for deliberate errors! I love the way you spell 'bananas and apricots'! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:22, January 4, 2014 (UTC)

edit Article talk pages

Separately, it strikes me that you are posting to a variety of article talk pages looking for someone to reply to you. This is unlikely, as most of our articles were written at various points in our 8-year history and in many cases their authors have gone away. Another approach (short of a broadcast!) is to look at Special:RecentChanges and see where the current authors are busy currently. Spıke ¬ 23:13 4-Jan-14

PS--With apologies, I am reverting your post at Talk:Battlestar Galactica, as it simply is not of assistance to anyone who will be editing the article. They will know what a Cylon is, as you did not, but found out on Wikipedia. Spıke ¬ 23:27 4-Jan-14

It does not make the super logic circuts happy proper to have so many battle star gallactica referenfes with no reference to cylons.
What is the logic?
THaqt just makes for a sad spock?
And Why revert a talk page? Its a talk page? and I don't nessesarly expect talk back right away. This aint a forum I keep on reading. And I know that. But Those notes "ARE" there to help the next would be edititor. Even should said next editor be myself. OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 00:52, January 5, 2014 (UTC)

You can revert me if you like. But I don't see how your comment will help the next would-be editor, or even yourself. Spıke ¬ 01:08 5-Jan-14


You know I kinda find that a bit scary. Just because one might not undersdtand the suggestion or advice doesn't mean it ain't meant in a non constructive way. But I'm ok with it. I'm not aiming to be a stick in the mud sticklier about the small patatoes that don't mean much to me in the larger scheme of things. Like my adivce sometimes. I have a habit of thinking in the bigger schemes of things. Then again stress makes people do strange things. OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 02:41, January 5, 2014 (UTC)
A second thought, How about moving the orginal thought questions regarding cylons to the scientist page where I originally found the thought motivating words. Who is the scientist that gets all the ladies in battle star galactica? Yeah, that guy. And is he a cylon? Are those the things like logans run? WTF is a cylon? can my shampoo kill it? Meh. But yeah,, mayhaps the best place for the original thought motivationing questions would be at the base of the thought motivators no?OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 02:53, January 5, 2014 (UTC)

Likewise at Talk:Accuracy. A basic principle of this website, whether writing articles or posting to talk pages, is to think about writing so as to be useful to the reader, as we are a group project not a diary. A comment that an article needs work, without directions or specific criticism, has no use except to advertise yourself. If you know what work is needed, either specify or, better yet, just jump in. Spıke ¬ 14:25 5-Jan-14

edit Political humour and current events

Responding to your question on your user page edit summary, many people incorporate political humour into their articles. Sometimes there is far too much of it and it starts becoming repetitive (not that I'm innocent from that!). Direct political humour can most probably be found in our Politics category however in almost every article you will find a sly remark or bias towards one political view or individual politician. The templates: PoliticsUK and PoliticsUS may help you find articles based on the politics of those two countries.

As for current affairs, while we have some articles devoted to current affairs as they happen such as the Deepwater Horizon oil spill we also have UnNews, which provides humourous news coverage of current events and is updated almost daily. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:24, January 5, 2014 (UTC)

I certainly feel like the center of attention. But more then that I notice things like a lack of an Obamma page. A project like this one would think current political figures would not be off limits. Deep water horizon while memerable is a past memory. Obamma is still the lame duck in power. and its normal to take shots at current political figures like kim son un or any of the late great dictators the CIA has been snuffing of late... Or even dubya as dubya. Thats iconic. But sooooo much red tape around here.. it is almost as if I can hear the deleted humour crying out for reconcillation.

Oh well. While I may be interested in calling attention to it from time to time as I read through the many many artciles of the uncyclpedia and am still hesitant to attempt to create full fledge articles when I am still babysitting other pet projects of mine. I'd like to see more work, I'd like to see less stuff off limits. And funny. not stupid. Making fun of Obamma Funny, Making fun of Harper ..while we have a page on harper already. But yeah let us make fun of everything. With out being dick. THats what I think on it. And I only have a limited amount of experience to think on so I am working in filling up on a fully informed opinion as I wade through this wonder of awesome here. OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 14:44, January 5, 2014 (UTC)

You could get to Barack Obama if you could spell! Regarding the oil spill, see Category:Deepwater Horizon oil spill. When UnNews was in multiple sections, we briefly had an entire section for this news. A mainspace article Deepwater Horizon oil spill ran on our main page at the end of 2012.
You are not the center of attention; but it usually falls to me in the morning to clean up what has been done overnight, so I look at all the changes to the wiki. Spıke ¬ 15:00 5-Jan-14
PS--On Dubya, most of the humor here is written to ridicule his policy positions. I have wanted to write a less partisan article on him that portrays him not as wrong-headed but simply as uniquely ineffective in getting anything to happen except the opposite of what he set out to do — as in my treatment of the right-wing Koch Brothers. Spıke ¬ 15:03 5-Jan-14


it is my opinion that a decent presidential pardoy starts of from the prespective of there being "no such thing" as a "good" president. Not partisan and not excusing. Whats the difference between dubya and obummer? Skin color. Thats about it. Same kind of politics. Alas I digress.

My own opinion of Bush stems further cause I was a resident here of Texas during his rise to power against Anne richards before his Presidency,. All political figure though should be run through the wringer. The tronto guy, the Ryans, Perry, Palin, Clinton, and so on. If they are not the objects of riddicule and mirth then they aint really in politics. But Like I said, I am just begining to touch my toes into all this... This is by far alot of talking in my opinion. More so than I have ever done in any cyclepedia. Is there a halliburton page? OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 15:14, January 5, 2014 (UTC)

Barack Obama was written by a (mostly British) committee and you will see (especially in the photo captions) plays black versus white. The funniest thing they found to write about Obama was on the nature of his opposition. Halliburton is unlikely to be notable (any more) to general readers, even with its notoriety as an Iraq war contractor. Rick Perry deserves a page, and the Toronto guy is a comedy gift that keeps on giving. Click here, User:OMGwhatHaveIdone/Halliburton, and let's see how far you get. Spıke ¬ 15:24 5-Jan-14

edit Retribution

Very nice job with your reviews! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:59, January 11, 2014 (UTC)

This could only get better if it appreciated in bitcoin overtime OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 19:13, January 11, 2014 (UTC)

Maybe... Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:08, January 12, 2014 (UTC)

edit User:OMGwhatHaveIdone/Gout

Hi! This is definitely not ready for the main encyclopedia, especially if I infer from your Change Summary that you might be moving onto other diseases and leaving this as-is for now. No photos, poorly-coded initial quotation, and very very small. Please develop this at your leisure in userspace. Spıke ¬ 17:02 13-Jan-14

Does every entry need a photo? And does every entry need to be long? I found the gout page following some tangent or another I thought it unsporting and without mirth that we lacked a gout page. I was kinda hoping to kick it off stubbyly but if that goes against the common practice then I gotta do something else in a more proper and community orenetated collaborative effort..... To the user pages I go.
How do I take something from the User pages and put it into the general refference for the editing pleasure of all of the uncyclepedia?
OR am I doing it all correctly to start with save for the poor coding,grammar,spelling,coherrency, relavency, content,context, 42, elf & beans, smurf...OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 02:16, January 14, 2014 (UTC)

Yes, and yes. A mainspace article without a photo will at the least acquire the {{AAP}} tag, and an article that is only three paragraphs may be tagged too. As there are many ways to expand a page to article length, userspace is the way to go until the Muse hits you. As you already know how to edit in userspace, that is the place for it. Most of us have various ideas percolating, and bring them to the main encyclopedia only when we see a way to finish the brewing. Feel free to move it back to mainspace when it is fleshed out, but preferably after running it by another Uncyclopedian. For grammar and spelling there is the Proofreading Service. Spıke ¬ 02:25 14-Jan-14

PS--The way to return it to mainspace is using the Move button at the top of the page. Be damned sure the left pulldown reads (Main) and the right pulldown no longer has your user name; that trips up all of us. Spıke ¬ 02:27 14-Jan-14

Kay.OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 02:29, January 14, 2014 (UTC)

edit How2Listen

!!! GR Fucking GR  !!!

HOw the heck does one get the audio to work> is it a flaw on the server end, is because of Linux? Is it all in my mind? Why for though dost the audio not play? I want to listen to the audio. The preceding unsigned comment was added by OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk • contribs)

A certain click on the template will bring up the page describing the audio. A click nearby will cause the .MP3 file itself to download to your computer. If you get the description page by mistake, clicking on the picture of a speaker will get the job done. At that point, it is a question of what you have told your browser to do with .MP3 files. If you have not installed Windows Media, several other applications will play .MP3s, but you have to tell your browser which is your choice. Upload reported success to me and the file size looks right. Spıke ¬ 17:05 30-Jan-14

edit No you didn't

Go to UN:PEE and fill out the field at the bottom of the page and someone will get around to it. No one looks through all the pages to see if they have a tag on them to request a review; all that tag does is warn anyone who might get a notion to delete it or start over (which shouldn't happen inside your userspace anyway). Good luck! Spıke ¬ 20:47 6-Feb-14


Thanks for the help.. I been asking my adopt a sponser too. Their is alot to read.. Like ALOT... I'm trying. SO Off I go to the UN:PEE review to attempt some contributions to this. Thanks again. OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 06:21, February 7, 2014 (UTC)


edit OH I might of

If I seriusly fucked up that last pee review, my bad.. I meant to review it.. but the formating ... Ekk.. My bad.. I'm just gonna not touch that for a moment. but I hope the words of review are legible eough to be understood and of assistence. OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk)

FUUUUUUUUDGE WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!! OK... NOt touching shtick, just readin onward now.. cause WTF I remember different stuff happening better last time I tried to be useful and good.. AAAAAA !OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 07:54, February 7, 2014 (UTC)

You should maybe just relax a little. It's calm and soothing on the nerves :) --ShabiDOO 10:27, February 7, 2014 (UTC)
is their a wikihow on hot to relax? Is their an Uncyclepedic entry on how to relax?  ;) Calming calmness is claimed OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 13:44, February 7, 2014 (UTC)
You could always write an article. --ShabiDOO 19:07, February 7, 2014 (UTC)

edit User:Yolokdigen/Elliot Sanders-Dowlers

This new user, for whatever reason, moved this work to his user page before blanking it at its former location. You are welcome to ask him — though the talk page of a blanked article is not a place where it will be seen — but do not set yourself the goal of tidying up other users' userspaces. Spıke ¬ 14:16 7-Feb-14

Now, regarding Uncyclopedia talk:Peehttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:OMGwhatHaveIdone/Broom Hulda Clark Review/ — How can you get this so wrong? It says type the name of your article, not its full URL, preceded and followed by what you would like to have done with it! This mistake is too literal and too colloquial at the same time! Spıke ¬ 14:16 7-Feb-14

This is now at Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:OMGwhatHaveIdone/Broom Hulda Clark with your comments to reviewers. Spıke ¬ 14:37 7-Feb-14

It is rarely necessary to type a full URL, such as [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fuck_you where ever you like]] on your user page. Do the same thing with a piped link: [[Fuck you|where ever you like]]. Spıke ¬ 14:27 7-Feb-14


That's not bad if you don't get the formatting, because you will understand it if you keep on editing Uncyclopedia or any other wiki. But if you want to learn how stuff functions, you can look how people fix formatting errors (using a page's history). For instance, you have just written a nice review, but it could not get displayed, because the first time you closed all of the comments you gave inside these things: <!-- -->, which makes everything visible only for the person who edits the page. And you did not use the which is the thing which lets you have such formatting as the one you will see if you visit the review page, which is now fixed.

This is probably confusing to you, as I remember how confusing stuff was to me, when I joined, but I hope that you will understand it! Good luck! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:43, February 7, 2014 (UTC)

And thank you for your efforts! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:44, February 7, 2014 (UTC)

edit The first UnSignpost of the year

You haven't asked for it but you are in it (I mean your biopic)! If you like, you are welcome to add yourself to the list of subscribers! Nice reading! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:46, February 18, 2014 (UTC)

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