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Like what you're doing with the Enid Blyton article, hope you don't mind my additions.....has been a good week for British Popular Culture, with Biggles and now Enid Blyton.... --
- No prob. There's a treasure of incredibly crappy Enid Blyton covers on the Web that don't need any sort of editing, for example: . I'm sorely tempted by 'Bimbo and Topsy'. -- Nydas 19:33, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
- Its not like you'll be limited by the choice......I do believe that JackMort has planned to write the Magic Faraway Tree for a while. --
Cheers for reading my article and the advice you gave at VFH. Just to let you know that since you left your comment there, the article has been modified significantly. Not bothered if you still think it's not that funny, just thought I'd let you know so you could perhaps reconsider your vote.
That, and I'm a filthy article whore. :) Erm, I mean I'm just trying to get some people to notice my article... Cheers. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 20:13, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
- I can vouch for that.....Hindleyite IS a filthy article whore. AND the article now has my vote. I just hope my article holds it at bay long enough to be featured. --
I saw it on Pee Review, here's the pic that I offered to make for the page, if you want it. Get one today, before the store that sells them is put to the torch.-- 00:46, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
- Done. It's not a bad plate actually. As far as plates go.--Nydas 18:39, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
- It could have been better, but a hi-res version of the cartoon is tough to find, and no one takes pictures of blank plates.-- 19:07, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
Your talk page is the most boring one I've ever seen. --
Land Before Tim
Love the Littlefoot UnNews article, can't believe that they are onto number 13 in the series. I'm looking forward to "Land Before Time XIV: The Great Vallium" and "Land Before Time XV: The Burning Star of Death" (released in the US as "Littlefoot and the Extinction Level Event". It still brings tears to my eyes when the Veloceraptors burst into song. Beautiful, beautiful moment. --
- Glad you liked it. In the last film, Littlefoot learned that lying was wrong. This time, he's going to have to deal with suicide, genocide and not getting on the Ark.--Nydas 11:06, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
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- Many thanks. That's four UnNews articles I've made so far. I'll stick links to them on my user page at some point.--Nydas 22:07, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
The article made Quasi-Featured, no idea why it didn't manage to get featured, perhaps The Famous Five aren't as big as they once were. Still think its a great article though. --
- Oh well, it was always going to be a long shot.--Nydas 18:33, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
Might I interest you in becoming a judge for the newest PLS !!! contest? There's no money involved but it is a high honor to be selected (and, according to my figures, you have enough writing talent to qualify). So, would you be interested in such a venture? If so, let me know at my talk page. If not, let me know at my talk page. I'm ... rather forgetful and totally forgot I was doing this for the last week. If you accept, I'll give you details and such soon after.--16:45, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
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Well, the time has finally come for judging the best at PLS. Since it'd be extremely hard (if not impossible) to fairly judge all 13 entries in your category in one sitting, it's recommended you start early and take it in stages. You were chosen as a judge because I trust your judgment when it comes to humor at Uncyclopedia, so you may use any method of choosing the winners that you deem fit. I do have space for you on the judging page to rank your top five favorite articles, in order, and give honorable mention to any other articles in your category that you deem "worthy" of being an Uncyclopedia article (which will then be unlocked after PLS is over). I'd prefer to have the entries almost fully judged by the Wednesday, the 7th of February, though the deadline isn't until the 10th. As such, be ready for me to be panicking if there's nothing done on your entry on the judging page by the 7th. Thank you again for judging, and enjoy the read (as many of the entries are quite funny this go around, in my opinion). Please contact me at my talkpage if you have any questions.-- 00:51, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
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The whole PLS thing, are you still cool to judge, or do I need to start looking for someone else? I need it done by Saturday night at midnight, England time, remember. If you don't think you'll be able to make it, let me know as soon as possible, so I'll find a replacement judge. Thanks.-- 03:01, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- Apologias for the delay, I have been, um, working hard to decide which is best.--Nydas 10:45, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks man. I'm glad I still got your opinion as judge (as I wanted it, thus why I asked ;) ).-- 13:42, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
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Hi. I recently nominated that article for feature status but its entry is dead. A vote (any vote) would be much appreciated. P.S. I only do this to people who actually edited the article - to avoid spamming the place.--Medvedev (scream) 17:36, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
- Ah, I really don't feel qualifed to vote. I don't know who he is at all.--Nydas 20:09, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
Congratulations on the frontpage feature! You know, some time ago I wrote that I would look for more images for Wallet Moth, and I did, but none of them really worked for the article. So I just kind of dropped the idea of 'shopping them. The image you have is better than anything I found. As you know I really like this article -- it's got a light touch, wit, personality, and charm. My best felicitations. ----OEJ 15:38, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks for the compliments. The idea for turning the old visual cliche into a dying men's fashion item came from reading a book about the decline of men's hats, and all the desperate tricks the hatters came up with to keep their doomed business alive. That's where all the stuff about 'moths = manhood' comes from. It also helped that moths are inherently funny animals.--Nydas 17:51, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
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Thanks again for voting, -19:07, Dec 4