User talk:Notta Pangloss

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An alternative Black Thetan Goals:

edit Black Garbage Bag Goals

The Black Garbage Bag Goals, also known as the Glad Implants, were implanted between "390 trillion trillion years to 370 trillion trillion years ago". According to Hubbard, they were "in a meadow, surrounded by overstuffed black garbage bags with a stoney-faced "man in white" who spouted marketing nonsense at the at the trapped thetan". The goals included such things as "To Not become Angry, To become Happy" and so on.