User talk:Nothing

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Nothing, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Nothing/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!   Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 03:36 May 02, 2008

edit UnSignpost: May 8th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-08-08 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Re: Please Don't Interfear

He's a blatant vandal who's not doing anything to help, so I am doing the right thing. --AAA! (AAAA) 17:29, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

You are not helping. You are interfering! He's comedy gold! --Nothing 17:33, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Sooo...

I have this little tool called "checkuser", and what that shows me is that 1. you are using open proxies (generally frowned on). 2. you are likely to be the same person as ILoveBBQ (with some of your edits crossing over on the same IP) and 3. you have a nice little game of logging out and making some vandal edits. Hummmm... - sannse@fandom (talk) 18:29, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Well

I'd be glad to adopt you, as I adopt just about anybody who requests it. However, let me make it my first act as adopter to let you know that if the above conflicts happen to be true, you're likely not going to be staying around here for long. I won't bother to nose around in your stuff farther than the extent of your talk page, so as long as you're still around, I'll keep you adopted. Do try a bit harder to get on people's good sides though. After all, this is a family site. (/me goes to phone my girlfriends and talk about decorating and the punks skateboarding outside) -RAHB 22:38, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:26, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
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