User talk:Noamshouseparty

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edit Pre-Rendered Welcome!


The Balloon welcomes you!

Hello, Noamshouseparty, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left...Not that far, goddammit! ...Yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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edit I'm not fond of users

Reverting me. Especially when they fuck up a page while they're doing so. I suggest you don't do that again. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:14, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Your sig

I see you already created a sig subpage, all you need to do is add is "{{subst:nosubst|User:Noamshouseparty}}" in that signature box and mark the little thingy below it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:44, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

edit  ?

What has this guy done?--Sycamore (Talk) 11:02, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Your page

The ICU expired. So it's here. I suggest leaving it there until you feel it's finished and it has had a good pee review. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:32, May 20

I'm never going near that piece of shit again. Thanks anyway. --noamshouseparty 19:45, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Smell the glove

I saw nothing wrong with your article. I was just wondering if it could have done with another slant as the film is probably well known to a lot of readers here. That is all. --Romartus 20:41, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Jim Corr

I see that this article has been yours for a long time, so I was wrong to view your visit yesterday as an effort by a stranger to pull the article in a bizarre new direction. Bizarre seems to be the article's original direction. (I know of the Corrs and I know of Ted Nugent but I don't know why this article morphs them together.) I trust this article is about details of Corr's life with which I am unfamiliar and not just an overlong stream-of-consciousness ramble.

However, Discographies, in which the author inserts a toilet pun into an actual song title, are the cheapest form of humor here. I delete them wherever I find them, as we have no shortage of anonymous overnight authors who expand these lists forever. You added the second such list to this article and that was the object of my wrath; I only rolled back your entire edit because I had not encountered you earlier. Spıke Ѧ 11:43 26-May-13

Haha yeah I don't blame you, to be honest 'random' was the status I had in mind for this article. Some references are made to his legitimately strange behaviour in the past few years (David Icke-style conspiracy theories expressed on Irish TV) but I was still surprised the article was moderated, as I had assumed it was left alone in the hopes it would somehow disappear. If it makes VFD someday I probably wouldn't claim to be surprised. It could be a satire of his erroneous theories and abrupt change in personality in the last few years but I honestly don't know... I'm told he has seen this article though :P --noamshouseparty 01:02, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

I certainly didn't expect such fatalism! If you look on VFD right now (or vote, even!), you will see that that is reserved for authors who know a lot less what they are doing than you do. But, yes, the article is too random for a reader like me who has a fleeting interest in the subject, and there may be many others who could be gotten to enjoy it if it would just spend a little time bringing us up to speed, the goal here being to write for the reader's amusement and not just for your own. Carry on! Spıke Ѧ 01:20 28-May-13

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