User talk:NizzleNinja

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edit Welcome!

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edit I'm here to check up on my noob.

How ya doin', bud? Any questions? --Tophat headless 03:07, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

Yes! A ton! Umm... not really, but in writing articles how to do you stretch everything out to a few paragraphs instead of a few sentences? --Me 11:13, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I guess that develops over time, it comes with your writing style, and such. But what I do is write the few sentences, then go back and say to myself, "Is there a longer word I can use here? Can I find a way to say this with more words? Can I maybe expand on this joke? Can I maybe find more jokes to add?" However, be careful, because a lot of people talk about "word to joke ratios". But personally it's always worked for me, so I don't see why it wouldn't help you. --Tophat headless 02:26, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit I see you haven't edited since early December.

Come back! I can't handle being left again! --Tophat headless 23:27, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

Arg!--Me 20:24, January 3, 2012 (UTC)

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