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Hello

I hope you'll be adding some more to Tradesman - you've got some great ideas there, can't wait to read the finished article. Welcome to Uncyclopedia, by the way! :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:17, 27 March 2009 (UTC) thanks

It's attracting For votes at a fair old rate - six already. I think you have a definite feature there! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:30, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
Well, well, well...I think that is possibly the quickest I've ever seen an article go from nomination to confirmed feature. A very big well done! :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:07, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for all the help, I'm glad people liked it. I don't really need all these awards, all I really need now is another good idea :) --Nikau 13:44, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh

I wonder if I might as you to make use of the "Preview" button. The one next to "Save Page". It works (honest) and helps us if you do. There is no need to save the page every time you want to see what it will look like. Thanks... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:45, Mar 27 ok

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Welcome Nikau.

Welcome!

Hello Nikau, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm lazy, so I paste it in. But... if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just someone putting his nose in where it is probably not wanted...

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

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pee

hey nikau, i didn't get around to vote on tradesmen, but good job! in that vein, there is still a pee review for the article in the works...do you want to put it back in the queue to get some more feedback, or can we deep-six it? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:10, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

No point giving people extra work when I am happy with it as is. --Nikau 11:56, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
noted. thanks. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:52, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Ancient World

Thanks for your comments on my page. I am trying to finish a the new version of Augustus to replace the original crap Middle Earth knock off that was there. I also don't mind additions to any of the stories I have done - as long as they are not drastic rewritings !

Regards 'rape and pillage' - that is a biggie . I think that could be a hard one to mine humour from unless you are careful. It is also a subject that stretches throughout history up to today.

--Romartus 14:36, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Rape and Pillage is mainly a parody of Vikings, because there was already a Viking article. You know a lot more than me about classical history, so I'd probably poke around on my own in a new article. --Nikau 14:44, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

No probs regards rape, pillage and the vikings. It isn't my main historical interest but I will look out for your article and feel free as regards asking me for an opinion on it. --Romartus 14:52, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

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You're a Good Writer

Therefore, you should join my usergroup. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:12, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks thank tank!!!

Sticklady I have to thank you all again

Because you voted for my page about my Nursery to get featured on the front page of the internet and that’s really awesome because Mummy got me a new toy! Although she did tell me never to pee in the sandpit again.

Also, good to meet ya! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 08:36 27 May 2009

VFH HowTo become king

You abstained because of the transgender thing, right? What do you suggest to improve it? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 09:08 May 27 '09

Well I would suggest removing that whole section as it seems not particularly relevant to becoming a King. It appeared to be unnecessary padding before the funnier parts below. The reader wishes to become a King and do ridiculous kingly things rather than focus on technicalities like gender. You can make the article longer through more fun poking at kingly cliches, as you did with the dragon part. --Nikau 09:20, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
will do, sir. Many thanks :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 09:25 May 27 '09

Award

Hey Nikau

Are you still around? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Afghanistan and whatnot

A very solid, original, funny piece. The line about X number of Afghan police eventually becoming "unorthodox" or "too old for this shit" was particularly good. Put it up for review if you haven't already, polish up a bit, and you should have a feature on your hands. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:04, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

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Where can I see Back of Tall, Balding Man’s Head?

It sounds fascinating - any idea when it'll be released in the UK? Excellent article again, by the way - I can tell you watch a lot of independent films! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:57, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Ta, thanks :) I am glad you liked it, now all I need is a nice conclusion to tie it up. The idea came when I was watching a film with my friends and we literally started discussing the worst thing anyone had done at the cinema. During the film. We should get an award for that level of knobery. --Nikau 09:08, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
Makes me think of a French friend of mine who got drunk in the local arts cinema and ended up calling the manager a fascist, which led to a fight. She got banned for life. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:16, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

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Thanks for voting Symbol for vote For. HowTo:Make a B-Movie Monster! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:56, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Again

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Maybe I can top this someday!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:47, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Wow. Ta!

A WotY nom? Wow, thanks - flattered you think I deserve even a nom, frankly! Much obliged to you, Nikau, you've cheered me right up! --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:38, Jan 14

HowTo:Be A King

Been rewritten. Check it out! FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 13:50 • Tuesday, 19-01-2010

Thanks for the Germany image

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Keeping with tradition I always award my highest award for someone who makes an image for one of my articles. Thanks again:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:32, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Late thanks

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We appreciate your discerning judgment and shrewd disposition in voting for HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics, even though the author is a ne'er-do-well and never pealed a steeple bell.

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Thank you!!

In Response To Your West Timorese Fanboy Rant Mild Criticism

Msu Carencro

M'su welcomes you!

My article, West Timor, was supposed to be more of a parody of North Korea (i.e "Uniting West and East Timor=Uniting North And South Korea; The West Timor Ideology= The Juche Ideal") then an actual parody of West Timor. But I Should've done more research anyway, since all I really did was skim through the Wikipedia article on East Timor. How did you know the history of West Timor? Are you from Indonesia?. Anyways, welcome to Uncyclopedia! By the way,allow me to introduce myself: I am M'su Carencro, and I discovered Uncy a few weeks ago. Since then I've been making crappy articles to contribute to the increasingly bigger pile of crap called Uncyclopedia.

Nikau has been here ages, ain't he? --nldr 22:00, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
Longer than me, longer than anyone. He is...the one above all... M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 22:13, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
I'm originally from Malaysia but have lived in Australia and New Zealand virtually all my life. I have family in Indonesia though. --Nikau 01:59, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

You're alive!

You wouldn't believe how many Uncyclopedians have come back from the dead lately. Welcome back, dude! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:37, 1 October 2011

Hellooooo

Ah yes, I took a brief....errrr lengthy leave of absence but have recently started plugging away at articles again. You would appear to have taken some hiatuses yourself. I notice that you have one of my templates on this talk page - for a vote on Enhanced Interrogation Techniques. Clearly my most popular article yet as it almost made it to the top 10 in 2010. I think that got featured early 2010 and I wasn't around much after that. Just needed to replenish the brain because I felt like a change in online scenery was in order. I was drying up on ideas and wanted to pursue other things.
I just read through Australian Electoral System and have the following no-holds-barred thoughts. It's kind of rambling - there's a lot of Aussie history and things that stray from the subject. Example: lots of American references which digress from the flow. I thought the picture of the Washington National's president races was very funny with the caption but I was left wondering why it was in an article about the Aussie electoral system. Prose is a little meh in places which kind of dulls some otherwise good joke material.
So, I see about 3-4 different building blocks for separate articles kind of mashed together - which makes it a tedious read. While I would personally strip away all of the non sequitur material from the article in order to streamline it, I wouldn't necessarily throw that stuff away. Like I said, you have multiple building blocks there. Streamline, simplify and stay away from American or British metaphorical observations - just my opinion.
Also, if you like my hilariously funny and well researched golden nuggets of writing, I'm currently in the process of shamelessly whoring an article on VFH which is close to being featured. Hope my pee review lite was helpful.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:29, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

Greetings

Hi! Just stumbling by to say I put your UnNews on the front page template, I enjoyed it. I'm kind of the UnNews puppy watchdog. I noticed a little fuck-up in the date template at the end of the article, you may want to look into it. I'm taking the next comet! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:53, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

nice. It is the baby of Onion addiction, but I feel the need to tinker with the ending still. --Nikau 13:08, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for the kind words for the doping article! As for the vfh, I'm not 100% sure, I think the prose is great, but there could be a couple more jokes... And I submitted some articles from other users recently that I really liked and they got are getting destroyed, so I don't bring luck in recent times it seems... What I'd do if I were you is submit it on Pee Review. If in a week nobody picks it, you can then nom it yourself, or wait for the review to have suggestions to improve it and have an opinion. Since it's not a timely UnNews, you have all the time in the world to improve it before nomming it anyway. On a related topic, I tried what Lance Armstrong is taking and I am typing this message on my laptop while pedaling up a slope at 50 mph. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:17, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
Alright, I'll be happy to do the Pee Review, but it may take a couple of days. I'm gonna rape this article :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:16, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Man, I have enjoyed your article greatly! I hope the Pee Review helps! Here it is: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Extraterrestrial life Feel free to contact me. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:09, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
I think I'll take your whoring offer. I'd like to have an opinion about that one: HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!. It's more a feel good article than an all-out LOL one, but I am kind of stuck. Ideas? Suggestions? Unfunny, boring passages? Would you vote for it in its current state? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:58, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
I'll look through it tomorrow, must go now, but the title seems very long for what could just be "snowboarding". I don't think there is one, and if there is, no one will miss it. I think your article could do with a one or two line joke at the start to pull the reader in more. The first thing a person must do is giggle at a joke or the title for an article to take their shot attention. The first paragraph you have can be the initial section just fine, it builds up to something. And totally avoid "what the cool kids do etc." your narrator should either be awesome or think himself to be awesome even if he is a loser, everyone likes going 'fuck yeah' with the narrator because we are escapists. That said there was a load of good stuff in my quick scan of the thing. Nikau 15:15, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Great! And also, if you could spell check it while you're reading it, that would just be awesome! And your Indiana Jones article was great, I lolled. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:00, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
I don't know if you subscibed to the Unsignpost, but I wrote a snippet for the next one and you are in it! :) It should come out on Thursday. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:39, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry about not giving more feedback about your snowboarding thing, I enjoyed all of it -gargantuan plane crash hehe- but I can't help feeling the narrative voice could do with a bit more character. I suggest reading either the Cracked columnists - http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-arkham-city-proves-im-under-qualified-to-be-batman/ - or hyperbole and a half (if you ignore the piles of pictures) because both are exceedingly popular and quite good examples of interesting narrative voice.--Nikau 01:34, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
Will do, Nikau, thanks for the help! Don't forget to read the Unsignpost on Thursday! :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:52, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for the review of my masterpiece Poop throwing monkeys. The monkeys approve, and have sent me here to give you many gifts. I made the guy an antropologist when the article was first nommed for VFH (and you can nom it again if you'd like) and somebody mentioned that it wasn't antropological enough or some such thing. Well, thanks again, and I will continue to improve the page. I am but a humble servant of the poop throwing monkeys, Aleister 19:06 21-10-'11

Robocop

I love it! I corrected a small mistake (or maybe "role model" can be spelled both ways, I don't know) I lolled numerous times. And it is better in only one section. Want me to put it back on VFH? It would be my pleasure. I think they lifted the "martial law" thing. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:16, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

Sure, if you feel it is ready. --Nikau 00:04, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
I think so. But sometimes, the crowd is moody. Let's see. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:17, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
Seems to work LOL. Do you know Ron Paul? I just wrote an UnNews about him, what do you think? LOL at the whoring ping-pong game. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:18, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Pass the gravy boat and the green piped potatoes, would you , Love?

Thank you for your vote on Fanny Cradock! Hugs! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:33, November 4, 2011 (UTC)

I read your article

Hahaha!!! Man this is great! I am not a fan of motorsports at all and I loved it! Is it true that so many people died in a year? It's also great because it shows that a lot of the things in the article are true, like the German car and such. I'll nom it for VFH when you tell me you want to, it's just hilarious! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:46, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Well, actually the drivers died in accidents over about 10 years, but it is pretty scary statistic - that a driver who drove a race that year truly had a near 1/4 chance of dying in a crash during their career. --Nikau 01:51, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
After those years, they decided to add the brakes! LOL Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:21, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
I think it is complete now with links to almost all Hyperbole's articles. VFH it if you like. --Nikau 04:24, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

When I showed my recently featured article to my good friend Vasco da Gama, he had this to say:

Cquote1 Eu não falo Inglês, estúpido. Cquote2

Thanks for your vote, though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:45, 9 November 2011

Pole position!!!

Hey, your article has one hell of a great start on VFH, I was pretty sure it would, it really is great! I am very glad you came out of retirement, not only are you a very good and prolific writer, you're quite cool! I have an article I am stuck with for an ending: User:Mattsnow/Mount Everest Disaster When you have the time (I'm not in a hurry at all) could you read it and suggest an ending? And how is it overall? Thanks and when you want me to give you my mind on your article (so far it's always been: "VFH material" lol don't hesitate. It's great not to have to wait 1 month for a Pee Review to come by, and also we don't clog Pee Review uselessly. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:58, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I like what you have so far. I'll go through it section by section and post my changes in the talk page, ok? --Nikau 04:12, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
Awesome! Also, if you see a prose fuck up, don't be the least shy about correcting it. I like to blame my prose clumsiness on my French origins. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:23, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
My computer reset when I was half way through a word document of changes, so I lost a nice intro that added to the article. I'll try edit again. --Nikau 00:09, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah yeah yeah lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:13, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
Don't tweak it that much please, in all honesty, I may revert the changes my friend. Sorry. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:10, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
Ha, lol. Do what you like, it is your article. --Nikau 01:24, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
Don't worry about it, but I disagree with some of your adds and will revert (I guess we are honest with each other) And if some people around here don't feel we are whoring too much, so be it. I have articles that were not featured I am more proud than others. I just wanted an ending suggestion. I understand your eagerness to help though. We should start an article where we collab, I'd be happy to, but I have worked so much on the Everest article that I will accept a little review a little correction of prose, but not a whole change in concept or in what I "worked" to write. I hope you understand man. BTW, I am fucking drunk! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:50, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
I just read your additions without the beer glasses and they are very good, thank you very much! If you have a suggestion for an ending or anything, please tell! :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:07, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

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Thanks for the vote on Tsar Bomba! Best of luck on WOTM. I fear that Flamingo person may win this time but your day will not be far behind IMO.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:15, November 14, 2011 (UTC)

There is a cyborg writing machine and its name is Nikau

Not contempt on making the community laugh their asses off with very clever and funny articles in a timespan that raises questions about the bloke's IQ (which may be well over 9000) it seems our great friend Nikau has undertaken another project and is amazingly on the verge of finishing it.

Mattsnow, Australia (yes, I am so clever I figured out where you live :D) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:04, November 17, 2011 (UTC)

Awww, thanks for the praise. --Nikau 01:26, November 18, 2011 (UTC)
What do you think about Don King ? It's on VFH and you can vote or not, I'd rather have an honest vote to improve it for next round than a crooked for. Is it worthy? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:50, November 19, 2011 (UTC)
I'm thinking for an article something about the Mexican drug war. I will start that article, for sure Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:45, November 19, 2011 (UTC)
Much love. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:48, November 19, 2011 (UTC)
I am sorry, LOL Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:58, November 19, 2011 (UTC)
Sober edit: I was nonsensical! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:55, November 19, 2011 (UTC)
I enjoy being loved though *hugs Mattsnow* --Nikau 07:53, November 20, 2011 (UTC)

1969 24 Hours of Le Mans

That is one excellent article my friend, I never thought an article about car racing would make me laugh so much; just got around to reading it now. I've also only just cast my vote for Lyrithya in WotM, but next month it's you for sure. --Black Flamingo 15:12, November 20, 2011 (UTC)

Australian electoral system

Sorry for being so late! I read it and I think the prose is great, but I guess I am trying too much to understand your election system here, because I was very confused at what the article was trying to express. I like the pics though, but I think it could be great to try to simplify a bit there. When you are talking about the 600K people of Tasmania and the 7 million of Queensland having the same weight, that hits the reader, very easy to understand, but there are some instances where the "explanations" are too complicated. Maybe a bit long too. I hope this little review helps! It seems to be one hell of a weird system to say the least! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:00, November 22, 2011 (UTC)

I hope you don't perceive my review to be discouraging lol, and I have so much unfinished stuff and another collab going on that I don't see how I could make time for another collab, but we sure will collab soon, that's cool my friend? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:30, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
NEW HERE!!!! Hey Nikau, good to see you're back, I thought you commited suicide for a little while there after your experiment with Khmer Rouge lol. I myself have made some articles about disasters, but this one must have been very hard to try to make funny. I think I remember Pol Pot killed a million people or something. Any new articles brewing? I was wondering how our styles would mesh for a collab. I think there's a good chance it would mesh good. Are you interested? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:40, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry Matt, but my writing is on hold because soon I will be holidaying in Cambodia. I just felt that it may be interesting to do something before. I'm up for a collab when I return. Nikau 08:23, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
The Dead Kennedys...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:27, December 14, 2011 (UTC)
Hope it's better than that. Laos is about the most interesting place I've been, and everyone who has been says Cambodia is better. Plus Laos still has the communists in charge. Nikau 08:48, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

Extraterrestrial life

This line looks a bit orphaned on the page: Giordano died while trying to make small talk over a barbecue. Perhaps combine it with the one above or throw in an extra line that it was a barbecue made from his own flesh. I have read this a few times, it does seem to roam around a bit in my view so I am inclined to abstain. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:52, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

I think I just might love you!

I just now sat down to the computer and saw that lovely comment on the Oprah Winfrey articles VFD vote. We haven't me formally, but I think that I adore you for that comment. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:02, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

Awww. Thank you. All the good writers on the site deserve praise for fighting the mediocrity that often clogs the place. And you are one of the best we have. --Nikau 04:39, December 16, 2011 (UTC)

Italy

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Mamma mia! You voted for Italy on VFH and it was featured!

Thanka youa! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:38, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

You are teh winnar!

Writer of the month Writer of the Month December 2011

--ChiefjusticePS2 10:00, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 January 2012

Who is this Lyrithya, and where are these parasites spoken of? Hello. I left you a note on the bipolar girl nom page. There is a thing about cute or beautiful bipolar women that is very fun, but you have to put up with the madness. One in particular I knew some years ago was my favorite person to get high with (she's referred to in the page in quite a few places), what she'd do is start describing something and after literally four or five minutes in all began to make a pattern, a massive pattern, which was always amazing. Almost nobody else liked her, she had like three friends who could stand her, but those of us who did were so very lucky to hang out with this genius (she's my favorite living artist, if you imagine something while looking at her paintings you can find it in there. I asked a friend to just name something, and he said a basketball game, and I not only showed him the game in the painting but the stands and the crowd watching it!). Aleister 12:42 Russian Christmas '12
I understand what the bipolar girl is, however I think the article is in need of a no fuss introductory line with s one liner that says THIS IS BIPOLAR GIRL in place of the flashies. Other than that, the thing is funny, however it remains just slightly difficult to read through. I feel it needs more space to let the jokes sink in. -Nikau 12:54, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
Beautiful story by the way. It makes me sad because I do find it easy to make friends but I always have to move away. Returning and the joy it brings are the payoff. I don't know if any of them are so artistic though. --Nikau 13:01, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks. She was and still is amazing (I presume, she moved far off and we lost touch with each other, easy to do with Bipolar Girl). The flashing thingy moved away too, to the talk page. I tried to talk it into coming back into the article, but it just wanted chocolates. Hmmmm, I'll check the page and see if there's a better way to define Bipolar Girl in the lede. Maybe I was rambling there too. Going there now, bringing chocolates. Aleister 13:06 Red xmas '12
Thank you! I went to the page and this immediately came as the first line: Bipolar Girl defines the inner energy and drive of a really creative bipolar woman who has no one to blame but herself, and never does.
That tops it off very well, at least in my perception of the page, and thanks to you. Adequate? I'm happy now, and must dance shortly. Aleister minutes later
And thanks for your vote and kind words. Appreciated. I don't know if you saw it, but I wrote up an UnNews page to augment the article and to provide a link for see also. Fun days. Aleister 1:14 12-1-'12

Congrats!

ArticleWhisperAwardSilver Article Whisperer Runner-Up Winner
This person won second place in the 2nd The Article Whisperer Competition (2011). They did not win but they wrote the article: Somalia
Thanks for making this year's competition a success! (Your set of steak knives is in the mail..)

UnBooks:My Tedious Day

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Thank you for voting for UnBooks:My Tedious Day on VFH! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:10, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

Night of the long knives

At first, I thought you were referring to the one in Canadian history, though I dunno if it's the right translation. Anyway, I just finished writing one (like the only article I wrote in a month) Steve Irwin. One of your compatriots if I'm right! Waddya think about it? How was your stay in Cambodia? Killed any Khmer Rouge? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:43, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

Everyone has to do a Nazi article one day. Might as well get it done now. Cambodia is incredible once you leave Phnom Penh, if the city was anything like that 40 years ago I can see why Pol Pot felt genocidal. Yes there is a range of restaurants for both hipster and redneck tourists, from wank coffee shops of the type you find in the upper class suburbs here (foreign owned, charging $5 for a coffee in a place where 40% of the people are living on less than $1 a day. Ho hum,) to not quite legal stripper bars where the average age of the dancers was like one sixth that of the clientele. The police are the biggest dicks I have ever encountered anywhere, and do threaten tourists for bribes when not sitting around drunk outside said strip clubs.
Once you hop on the first bus out of Phnom Penh everything is just unimaginably beautiful, run down Frenchcolonial town centers surrounded by small farms that run the length of the many rivers. And no fucking police. --Nikau 12:43, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
Seems awesome. Stereotypes are bitches. Have fun! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:59, January 27, 2012 (UTC)

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Happymonkey2012

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Thank you like a duck

Thank you for voting for my narcissism page. You made my day, seriously, as so many people are voting on other pages and not stopping by on this one. I think it's one of my better polished things, and worked out well in everything that there is to say about it. In fact, I put it on my screen, hold the monitor up to a mirror, and look at it so I can see the article and me at the same time. Thanks again! Aleister 10:39 30-1-'12

And for the vote on Bevel. You made my day again, seriously. The incest is creepy, and flocks up his history somewhat, but he denied it happened (I deny all my incest too, although I tell my little brother to keep his mouth shut or I'll stuff something in there) and did a Gandhi-like almost-no-defense defense. Thanks once again!! Aleister 14:09 30-1-'12
Glad you're back! I thought you had been boiled by Natives! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:04, April 12, 2012 (UTC)
I'm just splooging up a wall again. Nothing to see here he he he. --Nikau (talk) 03:10, April 14, 2012 (UTC)

Eh, Mister 82

I guess that proves that I will defend your articles from foreign intervention WITH MY LIFE if necessary!! :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:10, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

Your Afghan article

I don't know why it didn't show up on the new UnNews list in the Current Events section. Odd. I wrote Matt about it. I have to read it again, or a couple of times, as on first read I missed a lot of what you are saying yet it seems to be very good and worthy of reading several times to get the nuances you put into it. My time is limited now, but if Matt isn't around I'll put it on the UnNews column on the main page. Likely a feature but I'm not sure yet, which is why I'm not nomming it, but as I said, it seems a step above most writing here and I have to wrap my head(s) around it. Thanks. Aleister 12:18 22-5-'12

lol because it is about 10 months old, I just retooled it for the NATO summit. --Nikau (talk) 12:20, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, no wonder, you changed the date! I added it to the top of the main page UnNews list just now. Maybe Matt can bring it up to the new date, I don't know how (I had the same thing happen recently when I did an UnNews rewrite, and it wouldn't take the new date). I'm fighting in Afghan right now by the way, and walking in these minefields is really a bitc

Forty-two edits today?

Do you suppose you could use the Preview button to view how your changes will look, rather than so often Save as a new edition? This will make the change history easier, if someone needs to find something specific, and also will reduce the number of times that the Patroller has to verify that you're not one of our esteemed vandals. Thanks. Spıke ¬ 15:55 18-Jun-12

I am a vandal. I ruin nice, white pages with stupid words. I have the trophy to prove it. Nikau (talk) 00:59, June 19, 2012 (UTC)

Well then! Carry on. Spıke ¬ 01:01 19-Jun-12

Kerala on VFH

Which parts do you believe are "rather like vandalism"? Spıke ¬ 17:09 21-Jun-12

The Saddam Hussein part in the introduction, although it was probably not the intent, is very out of place. Also the tone, which for the most part is deliciously irreverent, gets a bit nasty in places. Nikau (talk) 19:30, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

On the first, reality unfortunately intruded on humor in the prior version. And I'll scan for the second tonight from the ballpark. Thanks. Spıke ¬ 19:54 21-Jun-12

Your PLS article(s) have been judged and unprotected

Congratulations, participant! Mainspace 'em at your own leisure. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:47, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Your Breaking Bad VFP nom

Just curious, did you come up with the little "In theoretical trouble? Call Al!" ad on your own? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN03:56, 12 Sep

Yes. T'was annoying to edit. --Nikau (talk) 11:48, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

Sneaky bugga

Yeah, I saw you. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Dec 25 '12 12:39 (UTC)

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