User talk:Neox

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Neox, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 19:24, August 12, 2007

edit Consider Yourself...

...ADOPTED! Feel free to leave any questions on my talk page, I'll help you with anything you feel you need help with. I just got back from a week vacation today, so I should be around now. Also, you can put that logo/template on your userspace if you like by copy and pasting {{Adoptee|The UnIdiot}} into it. Happy editing! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 18:43, Jul 4

So, are you going to like, acknowledge, my like, adoption, of like, you? Like? - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 01:15, Jul 7
Yes. I've already added the userbox to my page. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 18:50, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Hi there.

Come here often? User:The Masked Editor/sig (22:19, Dec 6 2008)

If by "here" you mean "your talk page", then no, not really. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 16:30, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Apology

I think that I was overly harsh in my initial approach to the problem of your signature. It was against the sig policy, but I could have been more gentle in informing you of that. I apologise for that, and hope you will see my joke with the (one off) animated signature on my talk page in the fun and ironic spirit it is intended. Best wishes -- sannse@fandom (talk) 13:00, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Here's teh template

Game-Logo This user joined in Internet Meme Contest's off topic story adventure. (Chuck Norris raped Oprah!)

--Bad Shroom 23:37, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Why don't

People talk to you?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 05:41 (UTC)

I have absolutely NO idea. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 20:43, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe that's why. Have you tried bribes?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 20:56 (UTC)
Actually, I haven't! How would that work? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 22:58, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not sure really (people talk to me) but I think it has something to do with briefcases full of cash and dark alleys.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  13 Jun 2010 ~ 16:00 (UTC)

edit your sig....

it has my name...not that i care much but how did you come up with it ? -- Hard to port!!! Kamariel Icons-flag-pi 05:29, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

It has {{USERNAME}} tag in it, which displays the name of whichever user is looking at it. Very annoying. ~Jewriken.GIF 05:49, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
well that explains that.-- Hard to port!!! Kamariel Icons-flag-pi 06:06, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

edit Pick 2 players!

Draft time--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:01, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Your turn again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:23, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
(And again.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Aug 2010 ~ 01:30 (UTC)
Hey, guess what? Yep, time to pick 2 players again.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:12, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
Hm, well, if you want to go ahead and pick your second of two players now, that would be okay, seeing as you pick all third-stringers anyway. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:48, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit I made the league

It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know:

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:47, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit It's your pick again

I forgot to remind you earlier today. Whoops. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:54, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

And again. Also, when you're done, let Happytimes know that he's up again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:27, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
Your pick again!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:04, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit UFFL 2010 Kickoff

The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).

This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.

That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:

  • this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).
  • this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).

Good luck, gentleman. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:05, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit Starting Lineup

You've got to go to Yahoo! and adjust your starting lineup, dammit. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:30, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit Participation Template

Thanks for participating in this past season of UFFL fantasy football. Here is a template for said participation:

All of the other awards/results are posted here. Thanks for playing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:29, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit Your talkpage drought sucks

Now it's gone. Hurrah! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:07, 22 July 2011

edit Any chance you want to trade?

I have the #1 pick this year, and am looking to move back. Would you like to trade draft position throughout the entire draft (I get all of your picks, you get all of mine.)? You could get whichever player you wanted if you did. Just let me know ASAP. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:58, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, sure. I'll try not to get you stuck with bad players, although I suppose there's always trading... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 16:12, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Draft

Hey man, its your turn to pick a player. Good luck beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeax.

Draft Forum


good luck! --ShabiDOO 23:22, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

Your turn again. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:45, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit Draft (Thursday)

Once again its your turn Neox. GL! --ShabiDOO 10:33, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

And again. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:34, August 15, 2011 (UTC)
and again again. --ShabiDOO 22:36, August 15, 2011 (UTC)
And again again again. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:30, 19 August 2011
And again again again again. --ShabiDOO 19:27, August 20, 2011 (UTC)
PAINTBALL! mAttlobster. (hello) 23:49, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
PAINTBALL! PAINTBALL! --ShabiDOO 20:00, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Te toca a ti. --ShabiDOO 14:15, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
Your turn. --ShabiDOO 23:47, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
Candle in the wind (Princess Diana) mAttlobster. (hello) 19:16, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
All by my seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelf ... dont wanna be aaaall by my seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelf! --ShabiDOO 21:36, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey

Be sure you select your starting lineups before Sunday. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:22, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

Do I automatically win the match if he doesn't? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:28, 9 September 2011
Yes. You probably have that matchup already locked up even if he does set up his team before Sunday. His only starting QB (Tebow will not be playing anytime soon) was left on the bench. 29 points...*poof*--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:45, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit Trade

I sent you a trade proposal. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:52, September 19, 2011 (UTC)

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