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edit I keep this here as proof of my n00bness

Hello, NeoZidane/1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)



You should see the state of the Recent Changes page! Freemorpheme.gif 14:41, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

edit AA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAA AAAA. AAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAA. AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAA! AAAA AAAAA AA AA-AAAAA-AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA to you too. :)

--Flyingfeline 10:36, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Yay!

Yay! And thrice Yay!!

You used my big quotation mark images!!!
Happy happy happy.  :D

--Flyingfeline 10:36, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Streets of Simcity

I actually found that memorial thing on a talk page for a project to improve all the Australia articles. I should probably change that Streets of simCity thing. It's an actual game by Maxis that you go on missions throughout different cities. It also comes with a free play mode in which you can roam around any SimCity 2000 city. What I'm gonna do is make a Tourism map using a SimCity Classic screenshot and fill the border with ads for the different places with commercials on the car radio. --Sharkbait1986 17:13, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Special on ninjastars

We're having a sale on ninjastars this month, this is for helping flyingfeline today. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:40, 19 September 2006 (UTC)


edit I love you

... er, I mean the pic of Super Zidane PWNING that dude. Cheers.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:39, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Yum

Newcookie flyingfeline has awarded you a big chocolate chip cookie!
For all the trouble you took on the fantastico theme tune :)

edit Communist Unite


The Revolution Wages On!!!!SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 23:52, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Sig

If you want to remove those pesky external link arrows from your signature use this entire code to replace your signature code (plus, I wasn't sure if you noticed but the sickle & hammer is still coded to me):

<small>'''[[User:ununbilium|<span style="color:#0038F7;">NeoZidane</span>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-gb.png]] '''[[Zinedine Zidane|<span style="color:#993300;">'''''Headbutt extraordinaire'''''</span>]]''' <span style="color:#2C5D3F;" class="plainlinks">[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Tom_mayfair http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/e/e1/SigCommunist.png/15px-SigCommunist.png][http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Ununbilium http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/c/c2/RedPhone.jpg/15px-RedPhone.jpg]</span></small>

Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 05:22, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

edit dude!!

yo dude!!!! btw HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! for 2moro!! =P hope u have a fab day *hugs muchly* ur fabby dude!! talk to you soon!! =D xxxxxxxxxx

edit HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Newcookie Ghelæ has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Tim's Birthday Cake

Happy Birthday tooo yoooo!

(sorry, this one was cheaper than getting one made specially) -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 10:57, 30 September 2006 (UTC)





Strawberry chocolate cake

MY CAKE IS BETTER THAN YOUR CAKE

CAKE CONTEST!!! Happy Birthday mucho and EAT LOTS OF CAKE.

--Flyingfeline 12:02, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Happy Birthdday. No, really.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:24, 30 September 2006 (UTC)



edit Misinforamtive coup

I just listened to your audio for UnNews:North Korea invents the wheel, citizens rejoice. You'll be hearing from my lawyers about the pain I'm in just now from laughing. This is a truly an unstep backward in the devolution of UnNews' status as a world-class, high-end (I guess I would be end) misinformation network. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 13:44, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

Oh, btw, could you tell me what software and hardware you're using to do your audios?


I too would like to say how awesome that UnNews audio was. Keep that sort of thing up. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:28, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

edit thanks for the mammaries, erm, bat fuck insane audio

Thanks for your continuing quality contributions. I'm just getting used to your having two user names, sort of. I can't recall whether I've given you one of these, but you do need one if you want to succeed in life. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:36, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Wheel Day

I cannot even describe how incredibly hilarious the audio for UnNews:North Korea invents the wheel, citizens rejoice was. Thank you for doing it-it was great. --Bladetip 12:08, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

You are a very good reporter, keep it up. Zim ulator makes me want to sleep. --thematrixeætsyou, the (adjective) (talk) (flames) 07:57, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Death Race 2006

"Brilliant!" - UnNews

"Stupid and brilliant!" - Toronto Star

"The mancky, wee git is tryin' to pit me oot o' biznuss!" - Reverend zim_ulator

I loved it. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 13:07, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Dancing a continued health problem in clubs, bars Canada-wide

"Insulting!" - my wife, who has Canadian ancestry

"Oh Christ, I haven't laughed this hard for hours!" - zim_ulator, who also has Canadian ancestry

Great stuff. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:02, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

edit UnZionist?

Damn, and I thought we could be friends. Oh well, maybe we can write a mutual piece on UnZionizm...:)-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 21:42, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Are you still?

Are you still planning to do the audios for those two Iraq-related stories? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:27, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

Arg no, they looked good from first glance, but they were a little flat to read so I pass on them. NeoZidane CUNTSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb Headbutt extraordinaire

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Groovy, man. Peace and love, and shit. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:12, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

edit You're a bloody artist

That audio piece you did on the Flyingfeline audio was up to your usual standards! (even though you made my accent...Russian???) Keep on the good work Sir Neo! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 09:29, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

edit My Comrade

CUN
Commander of the Order

I don't know if you had an of the qualification prior to the Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation but you have earned the Commander Template. Loyal comrades, Ruthless Killers. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 04:30, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Spasiba, I shall take this honor, may the road to glorious motherland be our path... and stuff NeoZidane CUNTSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb Headbutt extraordinaire

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edit Thank You ^_^

Chickenbox2.0 THANK YOU

Thank you for supporting my image on the VFP
In Soviet Russia, Image supports YOU!!''
You Are A True Comrade
~Premier Tom Mayfair

Hammer and sickle
Chickenbox2.0 This user raises their own chickenbox.




The userbox can be editted to your choice if you decide to us it. Again, Thank You ^_^ SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 00:00, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Um, I hate to rain on your parade...

But I DID do a brief history of Poland for the the Poland article. It wasn't reading the article, though, so you could still claim "the first TRUE reading of an Uncyclopedia article." Update! Whoops, I meant Romania. I get those countries mixed up all the time...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:00, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Oh wait, there's also the audio of AAAAAAAAA!... crap.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:38, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
Thank you very muchly for your citation, and since the AAA audio sounded more like a porn radio piece rather than a legitimate reading, so- meh ill shut up now, thanks! NeoZidane CUNTSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb Headbutt extraordinaire

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edit Sig

Saw your sig on Forum:The Pledge and, while it sure is purdy, it's way to tall. I think the limit is supposed to be 12px high...just letting you know this before an admin does...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:00, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Well I'll make it smaller when I have the time, thanks for the heads up, admins dont scare me anyway would hat to anger an admin. My sigg!!!

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

edit Xmas

Santa cross money Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways.
Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
Hammer and sickle xmas|

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 22:04, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Tvcc Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Santafatass Happy Birthday, Jesus Santa!
This holiday season, whether you're Protestant, Jewish, Catholic,
Muslim, Buddhist, Shintoist, agnostic, or atheist, DiZ wishes you a
Merry Christmas, so suck it up and drink your eggnog. And don't forget,
Santa's got snipers everywhere, and they're always loaded.

So be good, or else.

P.S.: Your talk page made my browser crash, twice. So for Christmas, you're getting Five Simple Ways to Tone It Down a Notch. Merry Christbirth, and Death to America! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:19, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Humbug Codeine proffers you a Humbug
as he cares not for your Judeo-Christian festivals of Pagan origin
(but wishes you a very merry time of it anyway)

Merry Allahmas, and a happy new Mohammed! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:37, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Roast potato flyingfeline finally gave up on Tesco and started
making her own Christmas cards. Oh joy.

Sorry if the glue sticks your fingers together.

Have thee a potato in a hat, and happy Christmas. I love flowers. -- Paw_print.jpg 22:39, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Karatechimp zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!
Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:53, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
Tvcc Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Zut alors! I mean, erm, Merry Commercial Conformity Period (commonly known as Christmas). -- Hindleyite Converse 21:10, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Roast potato Braydie was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

--—Braydie 15:03, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Merci beaucoups all, I celebrate Christmas purely for the fact it means a holiday and no damn school, my Christmas card needs to be supercool in order to counter this all, oh man. MERRY AGNOSTIMAS!!!! Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

edit Uncyclo-tan

Hi, I'm Raquel, from Desciclopédia, and I drew desciclo-tan to be the mascot for our UnProject Anime, just like wikipe-tan does for the wikiproject. Then I found out you guys wish to do something alike, so if you want to use Desciclo-tan just ask me on my desciclopedian talk page. I hope you like it =) - Raquel sama 01:49, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Knute allure

I love your cool sig. So, what's happening with your audio situation? Can I halp? Maybe I can find someone who can help, even though I'm a PC wanker. Glad you enjoyed the new holiday, which is a work in progress. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas!

BlueSophia SonicChao was throwing away last year's Christmas cards,
and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.


SonicChao era poner en bote de basura de las tarjetas de Navidad del año pasado,
y realizado se habían olvidado sobre tú.
--Icons-flag-us SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 14:19, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas

Jumpercsc Santa Claus has given you a Jumper for Christmas..
This was hand-knitted by Mrs. Claus herself.
If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here.
Merry Christmas!

From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:59, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Requesting audio for UnNews:Emo kid elected President of the United States

UnNews:Emo kid elected President of the United States

i would love you forever if you did this. --Bladetip 02:06, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

edit ... Your sig.

Newcookie User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

I'm nothing short of amazed that it has evaded the watchful collective eye of the admins as long as it has. For some reason, you are therefore deserving of a cookie. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:55, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

I second that achievement.
Ice-Cream Braydie has awarded you some ice cream!
For your skills in the art of dodging.

--—Braydie 17:43, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

  • And on that note, while I'm not "Supergrass" enough to report you (unless someone is watching recent changes), please make your sig conform to the "12px rule". Thanks buddy. --Sir Zombiebaron 17:36, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank you all for your fears and praises *bows* I am discussing with my advisory board as to the issue concerning my signature, and assure the situation will be solved in due time, problem is, it's a very work intensive sig, and I can't be bothered lack the time to work on it... kinda, so I will reassess the problems come a time when I am notified by an authoritative figuer like an admin, or God or something as to the 12px rule. Thank you all, that is all for this press conference, and here it is....engines on.... igniton secuence.... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

THAT'S JUST BLOWN MY EYEBROWS OFF!! --—Braydie 17:17, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Do you take requests?

Because if you do, would you consider adding audio to the GPS directions part at My Journeys with the GPS? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 09:17, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

edit hehehe another one

UnNews:General Mills releases all new Orgasmically Delicious Lucky Charms could you do this? I think you'll enjoy it. --Bladetip 23:38, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

edit How on earth...

did you find the London Eye article so fast?! I had barely finished making it a few minutes before, when upon refreshing there was an actual picture of the London Eye there! I think it's absolutely brilliant, but how did you find and edit it so quickly? Do you have super speed or something? In any case, thankyou for adding the pic to it, coz I don't have photoshop on my computer. <font color="red">Spongey</font> 18:55, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

edit UN:AUDIO

Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 10:14, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

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