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edit You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!
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You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
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The WIP tag on your article expired, so I've moved it to your userspace for now so you can work on it there. Feel free to move it back to the main space when it's done. -- 13:25, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
edit Thanks for the vandalism!
edit Fresh Prince of Bel-air
I reverted your edits because they were a step down from the previous article's state. I don't see why the article needed to be rewritten, and why you changed to it was a pretty strict violation of teh smart funnys. Read HTBFANJS. -- 19:03, 12 June 2007 (UTC)