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Here Thou Mayest Either Pray or Curse, Whichever Doth Suit Thee.

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:32, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:43, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Your Pee Review

As a fellow contender in the PLS I would like to give you a warning as to your Pee Review Request for the Grim Reaper. According to the rules for the PLS It says "Using resources such as the Reefer Desk, Image Request, or Pee Review is forbidden. "

You may want to take it off before judges see it, or your entry will be disqualified. --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 17:33, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 07:52, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

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Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:24, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

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Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:48, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

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MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 12:25, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

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–—Hv (talk) 30/08 20:04


You are presented with one (1) package of
Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your thorough
Pee Review of that article involving mice and such..
Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM
may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.

thanks for the review, it was extremely helpful! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:24, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

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―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 5/09 16:42

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MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 11:14, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Hmmm, I was thinking of writing an article...but I have been really busy lately KoRoBeNiKI 22:57, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the pee

I agree with most of your opinions. I'll have to re-read the article myself, actually - I wrote it just to get some use for the Megaloscope. I wouldn't laugh at the article myself so I cannot very well disagree. As to the prose - that's a pretty delicate subject since I like to break the style, and don't like big words if there's no special reason to use them. I love them where the reason is there. The concept of a hole in space is probably pretty hard to make funny, so I'll have to make it a vehicle to satirize something else, or so. Pictures - well I can make those better as well. Gotta admit this was a lazy article, all in all. What's interesting is that you wanted to read the article based on the title. I had just about the same reason for writing it - only I should have thought a bit first it appears. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 16:06, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

Aw, and here I was worried you'd be mad. Thanks, Multi! Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:07, Sep 26
Forgot: I kind of like the breaks in the (now history) section: I want the article to take sides in the disagreement between Doff and Blank. Maybe I could write it into the text, though. Probably funnier.-- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 16:26, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
Thas' coo'. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:28, Sep 26
Well - after a bit of rewriting I'll just have to admit the subject is not enough by itself: part of the joke is, of course, that the article is about nothing - but it's been done far better by Franz Kafka in his brilliant short story The Giant Mole (I think it's that in english). Gotta find a use for the hole and try again. BTW you might want to have a look at my most recent try - not sure if it's funny either, but it can prove useful. Edit it if you come up with better ideas, please. Part of it was written (or just edited - Palin, Obama and Norris chapters are his additions) by - sorry don't remember, check the history. Oh right and if you decide to edit it, please don't move the footnotes. I think they work in this case. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 16:58, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

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-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:23, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Art-Nouveau-Metro-Chateau-dEau-Sign-Paris-France-Photographic-Print-C12897178 Thanks for the vote on
Now let's go strike again!

Thanks:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:59, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

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Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:32, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Quote spammers

Hi there, I saw your ahving a spot of bother with the quotes - I find it hepls to add a message asking for it not to be done (I add this on most of mine) and it seems to help reduce it. If you add something like this at the top of the page, or where quotes are likly ot be added by IPs:

<!--No quotes please-->

It might help reduce it, hope this helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:13, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

OK, thanks. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:14, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Good one

You broke your sig. Too many <span> and not enough </span>, I'm guessing. I could have fixed it myself, using my brute force method of trying every possibility until something I do breaks it less, but I chose to make you do it after I make fun of you, instead. This way we all win. Hurrah! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:44, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

ahh ahhh mayday mayday your sig *crackle* your sig is breaking up *BOOM* aaarrggghhh *BOO-OOO-ooM* he he :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 08:41, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
Go ahead, laugh. Like your sig never went on the fritz. /me sits in a corner and sulks. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:22, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

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--Sycamore (Talk) 09:26, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

A Sandler thankings



BlueYonder is very grateful that you decided to vote for his Adam Sandler-related UnNews.

He is so grateful, in fact, that he has forwarded the event of your voting to Adam Sandler as the idea for the premise of a new movie. Be assured that you will be played by Scott Halberstadt and that there will be plenty of jokes about the nature of your genitals.

Is this not the most sincere, and most poorly-made, thank-you template you have ever recieved? BlueYonder GalaxyIcon - CONTACT

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Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole 11:12, Nov 6

THANKS and questjun

Thank you for your UnBooks Author of the Month nomination. I thought it was quite suprising, considering I've only done one UnBook so far, but if it's considered so highly, I decided to mention it at dinner with family, to much non-existent appraisal from the sleeping diners. However, I have a few UnBooks yet to be written in my head, only right now I'm wondering if my rewrites for Golf War would turn out to be enough for a VFH nom.

The question I wanted to ask was; you said that Hot Japanese Girls was on VFH for a while? I tried looking for the entry, but to no avail. I'm confused, although I have seen a few VFH nominations that are just deleted from the logs rather than just archived or whatever. I'm dumb. --Nachlader 22:54, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

You're not that dumb, and it's very possible I'm mistaken about the VFH nom, but I thought it was up there... whatever. Still, it's good. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:56, Nov 10

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MrN9001 12:51, 13 November 2008 (UTC)


MoaP Reindeer thanks you for voting!

Personnally I don't know what that guy was so worked up about. I just wanted to correct his mistake...

Also hi! What's up? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Orian57 (talk • contribs)

Hey-O! Nothing much is going on, I'm (spasmodically) working on a rewrite of elevator, here. Also, sign your posts, please! Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:02, Nov 17

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MrN9001 20:46, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

BBC Wireless 4

Hi - yep, the article is Barmey British Stuff all right, but I'm a bid bothered by the template shouting "green" at me, when I've kept the colours in the article muted to tie in with the black and white theme... My knowledge of templates etc. is in its infancy, but is there a way to make this black and white and still get it included in the category that doesn't involve thousands of code-elves sweating over a hot keyboard 'til their chestnuts explode? Asahatter (annoy) 00:21, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

Um, I really don't know. Sorry for disrupting your color scheme, I'll just remove it. Great article by the way. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:37, Nov 26
Thanks. I'd like to get the template back somehow when I have either the way, the wit, the will-power or something else beginning with w. Asahatter (annoy) 00:41, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Good luck to you. I'd help, but I'm no code-elf. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:44, Nov 26

Self-Check and stuff

How do Necropaxx. A quick aside about the list, if I may. Don't want to seem over-protective or anything, but asking first (as I mentioned on the peeing talk page) would have been nice. Second, I've been checking the list for a year or so now, so self-checking = not so much of a problem. If you're starting out, it's probably an idea to leave your own to others to check, which Gerry, Hv, Sys and so forth have generally done. Particularly if I'm active on a daily basis, like now!

This isn't a grouch, as I'm always glad of help on the list - as you discovered, it's complicated and boring to do (hence why Orian, after spending months champing at the pit to do it, gave up very quickly). It's just about not jumping the gun too much!

Thanks for the help though bud! --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:18, Nov 26

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MrN9001 21:05, 27 November 2008 (UTC)


07-07-24-andy-rooney-lexus-rx-300 Thank you...
I've always found it to be polite to thank people for the things they have done for you, especially when it is a vote for a fine literary work. People don't say "thank you" that much anymore. Instead, they say "thanks" or "tyvm". That frustrates me, because I don't know what "tyvm" is even supposed to mean.
Thanks for voting.

sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 17:11 Nov 28

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MrN9001 19:06, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

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MrN9001 21:10, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah

Seasons Greetings

Keep the "X" in

Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:33, 21 December 2008 (UTC)


Festivus-card Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:25, Dec 21

Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:45 Dec 21

Tis' The Season

During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:56, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Here's Your Christmas Tree

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 07:59, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

unsign post the new generation of hippies

why exactly was it shit according to u? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Codytone (talk • contribs)

Don't get me wrong, I like the fact that you care about your work. However, I felt it didn't fit in with the tone of the rest of the article. However, I probably shouldn't have deleted it. What I should have done was let you know that it needed some fixing. If you want, you can put the old stuff back and clean it up. Also, sign your posts with ~~~~, please. Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:49, Dec 27

Yet Another Award

Shellac You voted for UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released on VFH
which entitles you to this FREE copy of the 1921 hit single I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, 'Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
by Brigadier Billy Bell-Ende and his Jazz Rhythm Orchestra
which is only slightly scratched.

Rabbi Techno

With Great Appreciation

--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:44, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

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MrN9001 01:01, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Thank you

I am always shocked when someone else noms something of mine at VFH. In fact, I think this may be the second or third time that has ever happened. Thank you! Also, if ever you need something done, just ask. Anything. Well, unless it's illegal. Or otherwise unsavory. Or if I don't want to. Anything else, though...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:04, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Well, shucks, ma'am, t'weren't nothin'! Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:58, Jan 5

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MrN9001 16:01, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Message from Santa

Brokendoll Ho bloody ho
You paid your inflated entrance fee for Lapland New Forest so I guess you should have some sort of Christmas present.
Here, tell you what, have this crappy lovely dolly then go and feed the reindeer - carrots are only £3 each from our gift shop.

--Asahatter (annoy) 11:19, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

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MrN9001 21:30, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

On Archiving

I like that you're doing this and all for unsoc. Just two things:

  1. If you're archiving old stuff put a comment in it so we can refer to them later if useful easily (ARCHIVE REG for registrations and ARCHIVE ZH for upgrades. ARCHIVE REG + ZH for both)
  2. Seems like you promoted yourself to general :P. Fine with me, but it seems like you'd deserve a better rank than that, up by Tom and I with berets (something only worn by inner party leaders) would be good. ~ Tophatsig 22/01/2009 @ 21:23
Wow, thanks. I will do the ARCHIVEing better, I promise. On the subject of ranks, I would be content with Rank Manager, if that's OK. :-) Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:10, Jan 23

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MrN9001 02:29, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Muchos cheers

Thanks for your vote on UotY man - I know I was runner up, and normally only winners do thankings, but I'm chuffed to finish second to the mighty Mordillo, and would like it to be known that I appreciate the votes. Seriously. Cheers! --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:27, Feb 1

You was robbed! Robbed, I tell ya! Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:09, Feb 2


For voting Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? into the top ten articles of 2008! Have fun! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:04 2 February 2009

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