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Just showed up and already I'm pissed off

Hya, I'll try to be polite even though I'm a wee bit pissed off. We just had a complete episode with a user who whad a swastika in his sig, just to annoy people. After ongoing rants from many users the sig was updated by an admin and the lucky user wan an award. If you don't have a really REALLY funny reason to use the swastika, do us all a favor and let it go. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:36, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, sorry for being a bit blunt, it's because of the above fiasco. Here's a cookie for you...

Ahmdinajad Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

has awarded you a Nuclear missile
Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity

This Template Will Self Destruct in Countdown seconds

~Jewriken.GIF 09:54, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy!

Pumpkin pie Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
For voting on Gallows Humor

"With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

-- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 18:21, 23 May 2007 (UTC)


I noticed that an IP who has been editing your userpage (I assume it is you) added a couple of old pages to QVFD. These pages almost certainly will not get deleted in QVFD, as they are more than a week old. Put them on VFD instead, when it isn't full. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:54, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Dude, where's my </span>?

I fixed your sig. A "span" anomoly was breaking the vote after yours in VFH. If I fixed one thing and broke a new thing I'm sorry; I just flailed around for a while on your sig page and hoped for the best. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:06, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a Bundle

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:34, 3 June 2007 (UTC)


Alrighty then. I wasn't planning on it, but I can take on a new kid :) Just call me dad. When you reply to this message, I'll give you my advice.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:38, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Yay! Thanks dad. I now seek your expertise in humo(u)r. Necropaxx (T) {~}
Ah, well, that's flattering. Glad you think I'm so humorous. Here's what I would do. Take out that whole editor's note thing. An article like that will stand fine on it's own. As for the images thing, I was joking. I meant that there were images, but nothing particularly LOL-worthy. As for humor, I'll see what I can do to spruce it up. In the meantime, I suggest reading UnBooks:Gallows Humor, which is in a similar style and is hilarious. Cheers. And have a userbox:

-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:28, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I was inspired by that book, and hoped to create my book as funny as the original idea. By the way, thanks for the Userbox. Necropaxx (T) {~}


Hey, dude. That sign needs fixing, as in one of the cheese pieces is always down the bottom. It's dangerous going uncyclopedia with that sign, and I'm not just humouring you. If you don't fix it someday someone will tell a bureaucratic evil admin with no lust for life and who lives with his mother to smite you. Just try and fix it.--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman throw a snowball Snowman 21:21, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

You do realize that he is bound to ban you eventually for keep going around and calling him names. He's actually done a lot of good for Uncync, even he seems harsh sometimes. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:09, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
I have to agree with Mordillo, even though he has questioned your sexuality in the past, he still has the power to infiniban you. I'd lay off. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:18, 8 June 2007 (UTC)


Nazi Swastika Thanks for voting FOR Nazi in VFH. It's good to know where your priorities lie /me steps back and calls the police. Nazi Swastika

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:27, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Yay! Heil Ljlego! Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:50, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

And thank you!

Firstly, I'd like to thank you for the Golden Shower, which I never expected for my first review. And, secondly, I would like to say how pleasantly surprised I was to see some of my suggestions incorporated into the article. I especially like the random monkey in the forest eating cheese -- that's exactly the kind of picture I was thinking of for that section. Nicely done! I feel honoured. So honoured, in fact, that I'm going to give you this:

Thanks again! -- Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 19:22, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Woot! Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:50, 14 June 2007 (UTC)



Mr. Kearsy so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

Thanks, maaaaannnn!! ;) --THINKER 06:53, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Sup Necrosnacks

Hows it going? Enjoying summer? Good! Told ya i would add the blaphamy(opps i cant shpell 4 cR0p. Post on my talk page. See ya user:Kathumandu

... that you have you have 10 minutes to move your car? ... that you have 5 minutes to move your car? ... that your car has been impounded? .... that your car has been crushed into a cube?

... that you have 10 minutes to move your cube?
~ Me on You



Much appreciated once again.. maaaaaaaaaaannnnn.. (alright I saw it in my Mr. Kearsy thank you and couldn't resist, haha) ;) --THINKER 07:18, 22 June 2007 (UTC)


Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:55, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

The US Government Salutes You!

Grandma in custody; mission accomplished. LOL, thanks maaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!! (damn it I did it again!!) :-D --THINKER

Thanks so much for your vote on '667'

Potato Salad The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:32, 15 July 2007 (UTC)


Toilet paper Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks.

Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the graffiti. God, only heard that one five million times...

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 07:22 Oct 24, 2016 00:49, 17 July 2007 (UTC)


Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to—

Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture.

Anyway, thanks for voting.

Rubber duck
 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 07:22 Oct 24, 2016 05:07, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

A Tightly-Knotted Thank You

Bowtie2 Thank you for choosing the Bow tie
You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.

Thanks dude! :) --THINKER 05:49, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

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Sir Roger 05:34, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Ravi Thankar

Alright, good sir. I am here to say thanks very much for voting Ljlego in Writer of the Month. It's great to know I didn't have to bribe you at all for your vote. Simply fantastic.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:11, 1 August 2007 (UTC)


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I knew you'd follow me up on that. I actually tried to nominate it not long after i'd reviewed it but VFH told me that the nomination already existed; I searched but never found it, so abandoned the idea on the grounds of me being a lazy shit. --BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk). 20:58, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I nom'd it meself but it failed. Anyway, laziness is a fine excuse. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:01, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Your request

I'm sorry, Necropaxx. I know I gave your article a good review back then, but now I simply can't vote for it on VFH. Here's why: I already did, and I can only vote once for each article. I hope you understand. Best of luck getting Holy Cheese featured! You have my support. (On a side note, I was going to vote for it last time around, too, but the nom died before I got around to it. I'm glad I got a second chance to do so.) -- Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 01:37, 12 August 2007 (UTC)


Somethin' wrong with your sig, it looks like. Not sure what, but I'm guessing it's the external link. Noticed it on VFH and thought I'd give you a heads up. Cheers! -RAHB 06:18, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Fixed! Necropaxx (T) {~} 06:27, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks muchly for voting

For voting, I award you this award:

HumVee The Led Balloon has awarded you a shiny new Humvee. You may wanna, uh, keep an eye on that, ya know? Just park it in the garage for a few nights, ok?
Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:51, Aug 17, 2007

Thanks for voting!(again)

For voting for my page, I award you this template:

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Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:28, Aug 19, 2007

Thanks for Teh Positive Vote on the ADHD article!

This Photobucket thing, forged by I, can be redeemed for absolutely nothing, but isn't it pretty? --Flipwits


Thank you, Necropaxx!


THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Thanks for voting for UnScripts:Grass in the Mist. --THE 22:28, 20 August 2007 (UTC)


Since you voted for Blue Screen of Death on VFH, your user talk page has encountered a fatal addition of a template.
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Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:17, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Join the Revolution, Comrade!




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All hail!

--The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 09:42, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Let's Eat!

~Jewriken.GIF 12:56, 28 August 2007 (UTC)


Hey, congratulations on getting Holy Cheese featured! Let me be the first to say that it's about time that it was. You're also quite welcome for the vote and the review, and I'm proud to have had a small part in the life and growth of your article. Congratulations again, and I look forward to your next project! -- Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 00:59, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Aw shucks. Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:00, 6 September 2007 (UTC)


Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:49, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

The (Late) WotM Thankering

Hello Necropaxx! Thank you greatly for your support on WotM. I greatly appreciate the support. I have enjoyed a number of your pieces thus far, so all you have to do is continue writing. And continue supporting the efforts of THINKER. Both are very cool things to do. :) --THINKER 00:56, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Children's television

While I'm here, Mr. Noobchild, I should probably do this:

I've done all I could do. Which wasn't all that much. But still, it's there. Congrats, you've graduated!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:57, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

YYEEEEEAAAHHH!!!!! Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:25, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

And now, a Public Service Announcement

Throws and Downs Thekillerfroggy and Doctor Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Skullthumper would like for donating to the Throws and Downs Club of America. So keep your pillows held up in your room, lock your liquor cabinet, and alert the local authorities of possible pillboxes. Only you can prevent pillow fighting!

You sir, are a hero!

...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.

Volcano The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.
Friggin' geology...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:21, Sep 16

Genteel gratitude

Lonely protest Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing.
By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard!
Glorious success will yet be ours!

Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down.

Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. Now I shall leave you in peace. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:33, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

Your review has received general applause by me. I thank you, good sir! I would give you a template, but my eyes bleed at the amount that you already have. And, geez, give me a break, I've been here for all of two days... --Doovad 21:20, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Here's your template...

--User:Doovad/sig 23:49, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

User:Doovad/RA VFH

Me sucky five dolla

Thanks for the NotM vote!

Crotchgun Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY!

Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot!

Thwanks! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 21:23, Oct 1

I see...

I see you have experienced your first noob "I made it better" edit. If my expectations of you (which are high) are correct, then you'll be getting a lot more of them. They're well meaning, and sometimes even good for the article, but don't feel bad about reverting without prejudice. It's the right thing to do.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:44, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Aww, shucks. Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:02, 2 October 2007 (UTC)


Bakedak As promised, you are presented with one (1)
serving of delicious flaming Baked Alaska for your
Pee Review of Alaska.
Extreme caution should be used when making, eating,
or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's
oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.

thanks! enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:39, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Review Swapsies?

Hi there Necropaxx. I've just produced a review of your rather spiffing Toaster rewrite, which I thoroughly enjoyed. I may nom if for VHF shortly if you don't, but I'm biding my time after my enthusiasm for The Archers on there wasn't matched by anyone else! If you do put it up, give me a nudge and I'll register my vote.

If you find the review handy, would you care to return the favour by taking a look at either this or this? Not return the favour as in "be similarly glowing in your praise", but just as in "give me an honest review". Cheery bye! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:55, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the review, much appreciated. Even more appreciated was the nom - I wasn't expecting that! Here, have this:
Cake Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.

Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.
And I also decided to have the courage of my convictions, and pop Toaster up for highlight as well. Good luck! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:19, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Check thus out

HI THERE!!! Welcome to Al Qaeda Chicken! Our restaurant is proud to present you with deliciously dangerous meals for your eating pleasure!

Our chickens are killed cleanly by the wonderful science of Nuclear Fall-out! None of those dirty knives! We then cook the chicken in an oven filled with depleted uranium! Hottdiggity! SOUNDS YUMMY!!!

And why not enjoy your "Bomb-site Breast" with a box of our superb "Seek and Destory Fries"? We make our fries by slicing the potato to a fine and perfect french fry, then frying the crap out of it in the gases of an exhaust pipe! We then coat the fries in gunpowder and serve them up, for a wonderful side dish!

And hey, it doesn't end there! No Sir!

We also serve "GlowCola" and "HeavenUp"! Two drinks we've created ourselves by mixing common soft drinks with the toxic sludge remaining from a nuclear bomb site! YUMM!

Fancy something special? How about one of our Flamin' dishes? These dishes are coated in ethanol! But don't get too close! Because we've also packed the shit out of it with TNT! This meal really packs a punch!!

So come on down to your nearest Al Qaeda Chicken restaurant! Because in Al Qaeda Chicken, chicken eat YOU!!

NOTE: Al Qaeda Chicken is not responsible for any mutation(s) and/or genetic/mental/ aesthetic retardation caused by consumption of fine delicacies. Shoukhran.

Uhh... what? Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:04, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Much obliged

Thx list

The list to the left contains all the thanks you could ever need.
It also contains the names of all those who voted for Under User's article shopping list.

And it contains 94 other items. Perhaps you'd like to spot them if your sudoku was too easy today?

Thanks again for the pee and the nom, and hopefully you'll enjoy the 5000 word dissertation on ethics cunningly concealed in the thanks template above. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:45, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

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