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Here Thou Mayest Either Praise or Curse, Whichever Doth Suit Thee.
If you're interested, see Archive 1 -- From 26 April 2007 to 11 October 2007
See also Archive 2 -- From 12 October 2007 to 2 July 2008
And Archive 3 -- From 12 July 2008 to 2 February 2009
& Archive 4 -- From 2 February 2009 to 4 May 2009
+ Archive 5 -- From 4 May 2009 to 24 July 2009
If you're still interested and/or a stalker, see Archive 6 -- From 28 July 2009 to 17 October 2009
Also this Archive 7 -- From 18 October 2009 to 4 January 2010
Don't forget Archive 8 -- From 5 January 2010 to 18 March 2010
Oh and who could forget Archive 9 -- From 19 March 2010 to 19 August 2010

edit Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 11:52, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Beige. It's the article you voted for.

Without your vote, people may never have learned about Beige. With that in mind, I made an audio. Hope you like. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:30, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Writing contest

I just replied to your questions. I'm really sorry I haven't gotten back to you sooner. MadMax 18:59, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

OK, thanks Max. See you around! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 23:29, Sep 4 2010

edit UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:44, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Adopt-a-Noob

im a new user and i stumbled upon the adopt a noob campaign, please adopt me the finger that flames 14:55, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, why not. OK, first things first. You graduate when you get a featured article. Until then you are a noob. If you need any help, just drop me a line, I will try to answer soon as I can. Welcome to Uncyclopedia, we hope you enjoy your stay. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 02:20, Sep 24 2010

thanks alot, im wurking on an article right now. the finger that flames 14:23, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

Awesome! Is there a link you can give me so I can take a look? Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 04:07, Sep 25 2010

or is it?, i picked that beacuse it linked to about 1500 pages, and it did'nt exist l


THANK YOU for fucking voting me the motherfucking writer of the month!!!1 You rule!!!1 Fuck yeah!!!1 !!!!! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:19, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit You have aided in the fight against the manholes...

Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug as thanks for voting for Crossbow on VFH. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

You have been rewarded with a hug. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 23:32 (UTC)

You're welcome! Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 20:12, Oct 11 2010

edit some help

hey, as your adopted noob, i need some help. my or is it? article neds some material to it, but i dont know what to add, any ideas? the finger that flames

It looks like it was deleted. I'm sorry. But, it was pretty bad. But don't worry! My first article was likewise awful. The secret is to keep at it. Commit to improving your article, and before you know it you have a feature! First though, I want you to read HTBFANJS. All of it. Then, go back and read it again. There are loads of good advice in the guide. After you've written a few articles, you'll figure out what makes an article work, but that's the hard way to do it. HTBFANJS is the shortcut, so to speak. Come back once you've read it. If you want to keep working with Or is it? you can ask an admin to restore it in your userspace. It'll be something like User:Flaminfinger13/Or is it?. Or, if you think that particular article is a dead end, start over. In any case, come back to me with something you've written after you've given HTBFANJS a good reading. Hope this helps! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 05:35, Oct 23 2010

edit UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again!

edit Read All About It!

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 14:37, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.

~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:04 (UTC)

edit Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?

--Tophat headless 03:26, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 16:17, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Oh shit! It's another unsignpost!

--Magic Snow man 03:59, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:54, 23 December 2010

edit UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:30, 30 December 2010

edit Hey Man

Haven't seen you around in aaaaaaaaages... Last I heard you had an internet connection that uploaded a byte a day or something - that still the case? Hope to see you back some time! --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:46, Jan 4

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:52, Jan 6 2011 UTC

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 03:12, Jan 13 2011 UTC

edit Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:13, 20 January 2011

edit UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:41, 27 January 2011

edit The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:34, 3 February 2011

edit This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:25, 10 February 2011

edit Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:13, 17 February 2011

edit UnSignnull pointer exception

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:42, 24 February 2011

edit All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:07, 3 March 2011

edit UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:08, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:12, 17 March 2011

edit UnSignpostOnTheDelivery

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:13, 24 March 2011

edit This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:14, 31 March 2011

edit Terribly creative UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:24, 7 April 2011

edit The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:02, 14 April 2011

edit That UnSignposty thing

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:19, 21 April 2011

edit Is the Necro still with us?

Hey Necropaxx. Have you left home and got a decent internet access at last? Or is this a sabbatical?? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:14, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Weird I just noticed you hadn't been here and came to comment and someone else just posted. I wasn't very active for months so didn't know you were gone. Unc misses you! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:56, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:22, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Signpost Un

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:16, 5 May 2011

edit The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:45, 12 May 2011

edit UnSignpost

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:09, 19 May 2011

edit Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit Because you're never here...

edit The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Wonko tiddlybum-post

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:13, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 07:28, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

--Tophat headless 01:22, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit IT'S YOU!!!

And despite what your username implies, you're alive! : D Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:17, 29 September 2011

Holy, uh, cheese! Now that's cheered me right up! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:47, Sep 30
Fucksocks....they'll let anyone back in these days.... ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Hey guys. I won't be staying, but I do have a few ideas about an article. Stay tuned... Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 21:14, Sep 30 2011
Do you still have a wind-up internet connection? Is that the reason you can't hang around?? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:38, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
No, but it's more not finding the time to hang out here. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 22:03, Oct 3 2011

edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:42, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey, long time no see!

Urbn bj

And he entered the temple upon his horseless chariot and drove out those who sold, 46 popping a wheelie unto them and saying, "It is written, 'My house shall be a place where we can ride without getting hassled by the man,' but you have made it a den of robbers."

Luke 19:45-46

Thanks for the vote on Ghostwriter!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:37, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

No problem! Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 13:54, Oct 14 2011

edit Sparta?


Thanks for your vote. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:21, 14 October 2011

edit A song for the dead

Aww, are you inactive too? Thanks for the support as a new user years ago. It looks like I finally got time when everyone else is busy. Anyway, I shall blatantly whore Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig for my sake.--Nikau 06:25, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

edit Allah/God/Yahweh (pick one) thanks you for your VFH vote

...on that UnNews piece I did. All Peace to the Dead.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Oct 22 '11 10:37 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:16, 27 October 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:53, 3 November 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:49, 10 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 17 November 2011