User talk:Naughtyned

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edit Yo.

Welcome to the mafia! Just a few tips, most of the guys (and girl) hang out here, and stay up-to-date on mafia business here. Our Capo Bastone Delegato should help you set up an account at our bank (well, he's been gone for a while - damn feds - so the Don might help you with that. Or he'll make me do it. Whatever works.), and you might wanna stop bye to make a donation here every once in a while. Need help? Take it up to our help department and they'll solve your problems in no time. Business aside, have fun! -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 23:58, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

My most humble thanks.--Mr. Vladmir "Mischievous" Ned 19:09, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

edit Award from UN:REQ

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This user created Beavis and Butt-Head, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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MadMax 17:34, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Cool! Thanks!--Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 12:18, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Great user page!

I mention this over at Skullthumper's lair, but in case you miss it, you have a great user page! It's like a carnival ride (a ride through hell itself but people get right back on!). Thanks for constructing it! Aleister 23:45 14-6-'11


edit Great user page!

I mention this over at Skullthumper's lair, but in case you miss it, you have a great user page! It's like a carnival ride (a ride through hell itself but people get right back on!). Thanks for constructing it! Aleister 23:45 14-6-'11

edit Great user page!

I mention this over at Skullthumper's lair, but in case you miss it, you have a great user page! It's like a carnival ride (a ride through hell itself but people get right back on!). Thanks for constructing it! Aleister 23:45 14-6-'11

edit Dear Valued Mafia Member,

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OK, what can I do to help? --Mr. Vladmir "Mischievous" Ned 14:15, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the idea!

Newcookie DJ Mixerr has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
You should really add your user template to the mainspace. It was really funny! I hope it doesn't get deleted. DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions) DJ Mixerr 15:37, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks. I assume you mean the "Dickwolves" template. It is my understanding that it can't be deleted as long as it's in my user space but could be from the mainspace. If you think there is a good reason it should be in mainspace, though, I'll copy it there.--Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 23:35, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Under the radar

A veteran from 2005? I noticed you had been popping back more often. Welcome back to the House of UnDrama! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:14, August 27, 2012 (UTC)

  • Thanks! It really can be a "House of UnDrama" if you don't come here too often. I think I am starting to get the right balance between no Uncyclopedia in my life and too much!--Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 12:09, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Trilateral Commission

If you want to spend your day devising templates that just cough up a different name on each use, that is unfortunate, as it is cutesy but not funny. However, I reverted your use of them at Trilateral Commission on the grounds that taking an absurdly long and unfunny list and making it slightly longer, with items that by definition are random, is not an improvement. This red-linky article on the notorious bane of conspiracy theorists is a shadow of what it could be. Why don't you apply yourself and make it funny? Spıke ¬ 17:32 11-Mar-13

Sorry, but I can't read your mind to determine in advance what you will find funny. If you, speaking on behalf of experts on humor worldwide have decided this article I created in 2005 is no longer suitable for the main space, I can move it to my name space, but in the mean time, is it too much to ask to allow me to re-insert the pictures I put there last July? --Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 17:57, March 11, 2013 (UTC)

The apology is mine! I didn't see all that I was reverting. I meant only to revert the changes to that sprawling list, and still encourage you to convert it to real humor. Spıke ¬ 19:23 11-Mar-13

OK. Apology accepted. Besides trimming the list do you have any suggestions for Trilateral Commission? --Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 00:14, March 13, 2013 (UTC)

There are tons of red-links to fix! Also, as above, "convert it to real humor." Again, the Trilateral Commission--a roundtable of international businessmen--occasionally comes up with recommendations for their governments, and the green ink (cf. "tinfoil") brigade accuse them of secretly controlling the governments. This is too rich a field to settle for mere goofiness; in my opinion, it should relate more closely to reality--perhaps based on a clever misreading of the Wikipedia article--as I did for the Koch Brothers. Spıke ¬ 00:40 13-Mar-13

edit Barbra Streisand

The problem with these lists was not that they were too long, to quote your Change Summary, but because they were lists. As HTBFANJS says, lists invite anonymous editors to add cruft ad infinitum and usually tell the same joke over and over again--here, mostly referring back to Streisand's physical appearance. And the lists you have restored are still too long, in one case three dozen entries in a multicolumn format. Please tell a funny story, don't merely output a printed listing. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 19:02 22-Aug-13

  • I could see your point if we were talking about someone who does not in fact have a discograpy or filmography, but of course she does have both. You are right that the lists were still too long so I trimmed them both, mostly keeping titles that parody her actual work. --Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 22:22, August 22, 2013 (UTC)
Thanks; just try to ensure that they tell different kinds of joke. Spıke ¬ 22:42 22-Aug-13

edit Linking to Wikipedia

I apologize, as you will have met my Abuse Filter. To link to a Wikipedia article, just code: [[WP:articlename|Text you want rendered in your article]]. To refer to a Wikipedia article corresponding to your own article, use {{Wikipedia}}. However, please go light on these. For example, in the See also section, don't suggest that the reader go to Wikipedia instead of continuing on Uncyclopedia. Amuse your reader rather than give him an off-site reading assignment. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 00:39 11-Sep-14

I personally link to wikipedia for a name if otherwise the joke would be too obscure. Obvious ones like Johnny Depp I don't as I hope someone else will come up with a killer filler for that space. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:55, September 11, 2014 (UTC)
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