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Firstly, please try to communicate with me on my talk page instead of by e-mailing me, though for continuing this discussion, you should comment here. If you stick around, I'm sure you'll get the hang of things quick enough. As a last note, you should familiarize yourself with the "discussion" tab at the top of pages, you can use these to get to the talk pages for articles, which is the appropriate place for talking about articles without interfering with the articles themselves. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 21:14, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Is this it? You said to use the discussion tabs and that they lead to talk pages for articles...I'm trying to see how this works. Just bear with me as I'm still learning it. --Nacky

Yeah, you're starting to get the idea, you'll want to add --~~~~ at the end of things you say on talk pages to sign them, so that people know that you said it, and when. As for leaving things on my talk page, just click edit. Also, you can get in touch with me here, it's on my watchlist. Articles that are inside jokes are usually vanity pages. As for your Wizwang of Ooze, ask yourself these questions: will most people get it without it being explained to them? are you copying it from somewhere else on the internet, if so is adding an external link to Wizard of Oz acceptable? are you willing to put enough effort in to make it a complete article or are you going to leave it as a stub? could you add the content to an existing article? will it actually be funny to most people? Oh and I don't care if an article is dirty if it's funny. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 03:58, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

An inside joke, to be sure! No shit - I was there! --Nacky 06:26, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Edit will edit the page you are currently on; if you are on the discussion page, it is what you want, if you are not, it is not. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 20:58, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Thanks again. I don't mean to bug yoo LOL! I'm just unfamiliar with the format is all. I submitted my Wizwang of Ooze article. Tell me if it's okay. If there's anything I should change? I did some edits here and there but am open to other ideas. --Nacky 22:15, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)Nacky

No problem, that's what admins are for. You don't need my approval for your article. You will want to make sure that some other articles link to your article so that people will read it and add to it. Also, you might want to make note of our Be Italic policy. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 22:28, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Oh, and you might do well to look through Wikipedia:Help:Contents, as it is a fantastic resource for learning how to use wikis. You will find a lot of what I've told you and much more there, I highly recommend it. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 22:28, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

edit VFD Nominations

A great description of making VFD nominations has been left here [1]. I hope that clears things up for you. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:23, May 18

Thanks! I followed it to the best of my ability. Nacky 00:37, 19 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky

edit Hi, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Hello, Nacky, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! This is not an automated message, well it is kinda, but I've taken the trouble to find your talk page after noticing some of your contributions and then have copied and pasted some stuff here. Anyway, let's proceed with the welcome, shall we? Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay, but if not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your right... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you. I really recommend you check them out, even if you skim over them.

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links, that is presuming you can read. You can read, can't you? If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Nacky/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. Of course there are other areas to get involved in, such as reviewing people's articles, or creating games or even making lots of little edits to improve Uncyclopedia. Whatever takes your fancy (as long as it's constructive, not destructive).

If you need help, ask me on my talk page (as I said before), ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome! 


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What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows? These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like. So, Nacky, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!


Well, I'm surprised you read all of that! Have fun and don't be scared! There's only a 1 in 9 chance we'll eat you! Bye, have fun and stuff... Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 21:41 27 May

Well I noticed you hadn't been formally welcome so there you are...and hi Nacky! Cool name! Can I be of assistance? - [21:42 27 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise


Thanks bunches, YTTE! Very helpful things you posted. I am exhausted from reading all that and will have to go back through it again. I just know it. Thanks for the compliments. I hope people aren't thinking "That Nacky, she sure is jumpy!" because I've rarely done anything around here. I've submitted some stuff but one of my favorite submitions (the Zodiak one) is a blatant copyright violation - luckily nobody cares. It's from a humor book (can't remember the name at the moment) but I added some of my own creative license to it. The other stuff I put up are my own work...except for the vanity page. Yeah, I also used something from an old article (serious article elsewhere) and tweaked with it so much that it's mine now. So there! ;) Nacky 22:41, 27 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky

Oh cool! Have you tried submitting anything you've done to be reviewed? It's always helping getting something reviewed, it can really help out an article. And Nacky, I would never consider you jumpy (but I do consider you wacky). Don't forget - any questions you have, I'm ready to answer them! - [07:42 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Oh and I noticed you're looking for adoption? Can I recommend trying Orian57? If you ask him nicely I'm sure he'll be happy to adopt you and he's a great guy... - [07:45 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise


Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, Nacky!

Cmc
What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, Nacky, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE

edit CMC

Welcome Nacky to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Welcome aboard, WackyNacky! - [14:20 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit Custom sig...

Hey Nacky ! Just wondering whether you wanted me to make you your very own custom sig? - [16:35 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Sure. Custom sigs are cool. Will I get a spiny one like Gwax? I have to tell you though, that I don't know many people around here but I will drop the hint about the CMC to the few people I do know around here. But they're not on as much and who knows when they'd see it. Nacky 23:26, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky

edit Get me a beer, wench!

damn edit conflicts!

Heya, Nacky, I just wanted to apologise for earlier on my own talk page. if I seemed like I was ignoring you or being overly sarcastic or something. I dunno, I'm in the mood to apologise and GOD DAMN IT I WILL! sorry I shouldn't raise my voice like that I just made everything good with our userboxes. So the adoption is all oficial. And yeah, you may have noticed people around here don't take themselves very seriously, so you should almost always assume someone is joking. I don't mean to patronise or anything it's just it took me a little while to really understand what was going on around here. So are we cool? Also, in relation to the above it's probably best to let Yettie help you with that as I am useless with wiki formatting my sig is only this good cos I stole Yetties and adapted it. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC!

Oh dear, nothing to apologize for! I know you are all joking around. I just couldn't follow some of the threads because I'm lazy sometimes and well...*hands you a beer*...I have dishes I gotta get cleaned up. I do always assume someone is joking unless they vandalize or something, then I wouldn't know what to do. I guess the admins watch for crap like that. I hope it never happens to me. How do I get the adoption tag to align to the right-side of the screen? I've been tweaking with it and can't get it to do what I want. Nacky 00:06, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky

oh are we talking here too? oh ok just a quick note. if it's possible to right align those adopted tags then i don't know about it and when replying on talk pages simply go to the line directly underneath the last talky bit and put one more colon (:) than what was there before (unless it's getting ridiculous like 16 or something) and you're away. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC!
Like this? I was wondering how people did that. Nacky 01:11, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
Nah you can't align those damn adopt userboxes cause they're all made to float left on the template which is really annoying! Oh and Nacky I'll make you a sig at User:Nacky/sig. When I've finished making it there you can tell me what you think of it then: Go to your "my preferences". Go to the "signature" text box. Insert the following code:
{{SUBST:nosubst|User:Nacky/sig}}

The check the "raw signature" button. Then save and you're done. You can then sign with four tildes like normal. - [07:00 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Testing this Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:08, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
Good, now I just need to make the sig! - [07:20 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Okay it's done, just one thing: when you sign with four tildes you don't need to write "Nacky" afterwards. - [07:42 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Testing 1 2 3 Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:49, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

There we goes. - [07:54 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Thanks! You're so sweet! I was going to ask some questions to you on your talk page but there was so much there and so I hope to have audience with you here. Do you know anything about the show The 4400? I was kinda hoping that someone would help me with the article on that - I just created it and slapped a construction tag on it. I was also wondering if there was a way I could host my Phantom of the Opera parody? Like maybe on my userspace or something. Gwax helped me move my Smug article to my userspace but I don't know how to do that...make a different page for my userspace that would be just for The Phantom parody. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 08:07, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
No, no thank you! Don't be scared of my userpage, I'm going to archive it soon but if you want to leave me a message just click the [edit] tag next to the first header you see. When the edit box comes up put your title (enclosed between two equal signs, like this: ==Title==) above the other section and just move the other title down a bit... Then write what you want, you'll get the hang of it! :-)
Ok, so your questions: I'm afraid I don't know of the show, but I can still maybe read through it and tweak it a bit, correct any mistakes there may be. And also I suggest you submit it to be reviewed, when you've done a little more. What is your phantom of the opera parody? How's it written? But yes, you can put pretty much anything you want in your userspace, so just go to something like this: User:Nacky/Phantom of the Drama and put it there. - [08:13 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Well I got the page up...but now I can't seem to make it work the way I really want it. I know the HTML here is kooky but do you see what I'm tying to do with this? I want the background (the text written over the background) and I don't know what to do. I guess I can put up with the bland white background but I really, really want the satiny background. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 12:42, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
You hadn't quite got the right HTML there, but even when I corrected it, it didn't work. I'm afraid I don't think you can use an image as a background. - [12:53 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yes you can (but it has many disadvantages such as hurting someone's eyes if they disabled images...)  nyp 09:38, 30 May 2008
What? All you've done is embed the image, not use it as a background! - [11:00 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit CMC Whoring

Hey Nacky, noticed you're spreading the word of the CMC and you managed to get Mhaille to sign up! Good going! Just one thing, next time you're whoring/inviting people to the CMC you should use this technique, see we've got this special invitation template now, for you to use. Also that link I just gave you contains a quick .js tool that can make things even quicker. Anyway, moo! - [11:09 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit Hiyo!

Hey, I saw that you just contributed to an UnProvise. Apparently, according to Orian and YTTE, I'm responsible for stuff and all, and I just wanted to remind you to append your name to the top of the page whenever you join an UnProvise. I like what you've already done, it's pretty funny. I'll add your name this time, but just remember that in the future.

Also, I don't believe we've met. I'm SysRq. I used to do a lot of pee reviews, now I only do them when I feel like it. Sometimes I like to write things, too. I look forward to seeing you around the wiki, and around UnProvise. Cheers! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:42 Jun 1

Oh I'm sorry. How do I do that? I'm so new at this. Also I have alot of work to do...gotta finish The 4400 article so it doesn't annoy the admins for it being a construction zone for too long. Also I gotta get someone to do a pic for me. Thanks SysRq, do I call you SysRq, then? Mgr. Nacky (talk) 00:48, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
You either call me SysRq, Alex, SissyRq (as Orian, YTTE, Cajek, and some others like to call me much to my anguish), or Latefordinner. Wait, that last one came out wrong. How did that joke work again? And if I may make a suggestion, try writing your articles in your userspace before putting them out on the mainspace. If you leave them out there while working on them, you have to leave that ugly construction tag on it, and even then it risks huffage from irate sysops. Instead, write it at User:Nacky/The 4400 so that you can take your time with it. Then, when it's done, use the little "Move" tab at the top to move it to the mainspace. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:58 Jun 1
HA! SissyRq! I'd never have thought of that myself! Thanks. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 01:13 1 June 2008
I'm sure you've heard YTTE call me that. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:21 Jun 1
I honestly hadn't, sounds like him though. Oh and "Turd Burglar"? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 01:24 1 June 2008
You know I meant "Turd Burglar" in the biblical sense. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:25 Jun 1
Th-that's worse! Also Nacky we need someone to play the role of one of a not-gay-just-good-friends couple, interested? currently SissyRq is playing a guy called jessie and i am his slutty girl friend. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 01:40 1 June 2008
What name should I be? Mgr. Nacky (talk) 03:53, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Human beings scribblewiki

Hi Nacky I have promoted you to Sysop and also Bureaucrat on the wiki. Happy editing and creating random pages. Sorry it took so long to reply was away at college. Steward2007 15:26, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

You haven't taken long at all. I don't know all the workings but for now I'm content to just add content here and there ;) Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:11, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Was just passing

Hey, Nacky! how are you getting on? I just thought I'd better come by and see how you were getting on. I feel like I've not been much help. Remember you can come and talk to me about anything: boys... Sexually transmited desieses... pregnancy -- I've been there all before remember? Oh and be sure to vote me your RotM and BFF! I think that's all. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 00:44 4 June 2008

How Do I vote for all that? Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:12, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
Just add *For under my name and then sign as you would nomally. I was half joking though. You don't have to vote if you don't want to. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 09:44 4 June 2008
  • For
Like that yes, but in bold and not here, lol, I meant under my name on the voting page just edit it and add for. :) Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 10:16 4 June 2008
Where's this "vote" page? You have to remember - you have to explain things to me like you would a confused mouse on a coffee mug. Or a pin coushin on a checker board. You're the expert around here, you're slicker than a catfish in a jar of Vaseline. And not surprisingly, my sarcasm goes completely unnoticed. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 10:25, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
Yes. Very subtle. yeah the voting pages are those links i gave you above (RotM and BFF). yeah sorry i forget that you wont always know about vital little things that i don't notice anymore. if i'm ever unclear just say so. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 10:34 4 June 2008
What does BFF stand for? Best Friend what? Best something Friend? Inquiring minds wanna know. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 11:26, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
Best Friend Forever. I think. Can't be sure though. Thanks for Voting! And, you know, it's a good life skill to be able to vote properly. Or something. That's my excuse if anyone acuses me of "cheeting". Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 13:58 4 June 2008
Yes it is a good life skill to be able to vote properly, but I don't think you're teaching Nacky how to vote properly! :-) Also BFF is one short cut to it, and yes Best Friend Forever, that isn't the actual award name, though. - [22:11 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit "UnProvise"s an "Hai"s

Hey Nacky! How are you...long time no speak etc. Also where's that jug of milk, you were bringing me? Anyway jug of milk, aside, I've come here on UnProvise business. UnProvise has fallen into disuse a bit, but I'm trying to jumpstart it with jump leads this UnProvise. I'm hoping we'll get lots of people involved in it. Anyway, feel like UnProvising there? - [13:33 22 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit Thanks and where are you?

Bff Hello, Nacky, I just thought I'd drop by to let you know that you're my best friend too.
No really.
Sure you may see this message on other people's talk page
but you know that I'm just saying that so I don't hurt their "feelings".
You are special.
I also recognise that you weren't exactly spoilt for choice on who to vote for
But thanks all the same

Hey thanks, also where are you Nacky I miss you! You don't seem to have been around much and I think that's a shame. Come back! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 04:03 1 July 2008

My goodness have I been away THAT long? Sooo sorry, yeah. Been real busy. I'm still around though. Had to sign back in, apparently I'm not on the eternal login passage. Meh. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 05:07, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Nothing to be sorry about, though you did miss out on the day my article was featured and infact you've been away so long that my sig is differe't from that Rainbow I had. But it's ok, I came here first in December then forgot about it and then came back in march. Anyways as always if you need help with stuff and things come to my (now green) talk page. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 07:29 10 July 2008
Oh man! I missed that?! I knew I was forgetting something. I did vote for it, I think. Glad you got featured! Now I can see us, sitting in some rustic classroom setting, learning Latin and wondering why there's a strange purple creature slobbering all over da teacher. It's the Twilight Zone of me missing your article being featured. Aw, woe. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 11:24, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Okaaaay... I see what your saying but why on earth would we be learning Latin? I mean I understand the slobering monster and the time distortion but Latin is a dead language with no purpose. Also Vote RotM! I still havent won it but I deserve it this month after Yettie (You remember YesTimeToEdit? You thought he was my girlfriend!) stole it away last month. Anyways, it's good to see you're back anyway! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 11:49 10 July 2008
Yes, me remember YTTE, as I've pined away about his missing Bonsai tree. We wanted to decorate it with Xmas lights but they kept slipping off. Bonsai trees are sideways like that. Hmmm, why we would learn Latin would be because...because we would win more of those awards by using a dead language to point out the dead-ness and deadli-ness-ness of the other articles that were blown out of the water. I dunno. The Greek language was harder to master because they don't use the Roman Alphabet as say, the Latin group. Although, their numerals are kinda screwy. They just take alot of liberties with the Letter I. Part II of the Missing Bonsai Tree should be coming up. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:56, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Oi!

Peeing dog Thank you, Nacky, for voting Orian57 your Reviewer of the Month. However the egotistical beast that you have now unleashed is not grateful and meagrely expected the vote but would like to give you a condescending pat on the head.
Good girl/boy
Thanks for voting!

That, and you appear to be AWOL again. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:55 1 August 2008

Oh my! Congrats! I do that disappearing thing sometimes because I don't have a ultraviolet filter! Mgr. Nacky (talk) 00:37, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Hey you!

You still around? If you are, pass me the TV remote...if you're not you could still try. - [22:02 1 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Hey! You got a hat! I want a hat. I was trapped in the center of the earth and the remote was lost in a bottomless pit. I went down there and the crystaline formations had already mutated into it and turned it into a mechanical/mineral monstrosity. I had to use it as a means to get out of the cavern. It's never going to work the same again, you know. I was actually quite depressed. No remote control on the market looks the same. It's a loss. I liked it and now it's this thing. I sing mournful songs on the mountain. There are just so many things that are fucked up. It's like the remote control had so many other things tied up with its fate. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 00:46, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
Wow. now go vote, preferably For! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 06:41 4 August 2008
I totally know what you mean, Nacky, totally. And if you want a hat, enrol in the Mafia! Also, when you've finished being shocked by Orian's whore could you read and then possibly vote for UnBooks:A Day In The Life Of A Redirect at here. - [09:12 4 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Well if you follow his link be sure to vote for Insomnia at that place too! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:14 4 August 2008
A Mafioso template and you haven't been accepted yet? Tut tut... :-D - [10:43 4 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I don't know what I'm doing...and it said to nail it to the wall. So I did. I didn't even use nails. Just xmas lights and super glue. Are we going to kill the Cubans? Mgr. Nacky (talk) 10:49, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
I think a more constructive and less illegal activity would be voting for my article. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 10:51 4 August 2008
I am in the process of doing that. Why does nothing have easy-to-read pictures for me? Mgr. Nacky (talk) 10:57, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
I dunno but you kinda voted in the wrong place. just pay attention to what other people do and don't forget to try the preview button out. goes for most things really. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 10:59 4 August 2008
FU TRIPLE EDIT CONFLICT!!! We may well kill the Cubans. And also, if this thing comes down, Orian...you're coming down with it. Nacky: You're in now (check the enrol and members pages for details). And if you want to help out the Mafioso have a look at this. - [11:00 4 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I'm in! I'm in! Just tell me who ta kill, boss. Just point me at 'em and they're gonna be rubbed out, see? Mgr. Nacky (talk) 11:20, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
Remeber to vote for insomnia at that top 10 place! Please It'd mean alot to yer old Da' SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 11:23 4 August 2008
Yur teh coolies! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 11:28 4 August 2008
The Phantom is the Ghost of Christmas's Halloween. No, I mean, the Phantom is the Ghost of Halloween's Past. So when are people going to read my Phantom page? My Zodiak page? I copy other people's original stuff and make it my own and take liberties with it. Zodiak is just about a real blatant copyright violation. Luckily...nobody cares. Where's my gun or hat? Mgr. Nacky (talk) 11:40, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
People don't read stuff that remains in userspace, that much. And guns and hats - well have a good read of the top bit of User:YesTimeToEdit/mafia/ranks where it says stuff about the hats and guns. - [16:24 4 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit Mafia Template

Please excuse me, but the mere fact that this template apprears on the page of a non-member is an accost to our organization. You wouldn't want to offend our organization, would you? I didn't think so. You can have it back when you are a full-fledged member. Until then, Arrivederci. Stay cool. -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum

Thanks for looking out for the Family, here, Grieve. However, Nacky has been accepted. - [21:41 4 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I see. That was quite stupid of me. I stand corrected. Please excuse my negligent stupidity. Ms. Nacky, if there is any way to reimburse for my palpable abandon, please do tell. Don, if you believe some sort of punishment is in order, I understand. -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
Punishment? Nonsense! Here, have a thousand bucks and go and buy yourself something nice. - [08:41 5 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
BOOM. Wow boss, not seen bomb money in a few years. Nicely done. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:46 5 August 2008
Hey...wtf...aren't you in Scotland? - [09:04 5 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I live in scotland. Just grabbing some time before we leave, the plan is to go in an hour but that's unrealistic with all the last minute packing, it'll be at least 2 by the time their ready. Then I get to go to Perth, Yay. even more exiting than that Inverness. Yawn I'd rather play with blue-tack in an otherwise empty room. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:11 5 August 2008
OMG!! I've always dreamed of playing with blue-tack in an otherwise empty room! I've wanted to do that since I was a toddler! - [09:20 5 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I think we should send flowers to Carlos in the hospital. After all, he's a good sport. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 13:28, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Carlos is in hospital? Why is good old Grieve in hospital?? - [13:37 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Um...uh...well, I saw him there. He was in a body cast. I think he almost choked to death on a goldfish...no, no, no, that was someone else. So when do I get my hat in my siggy? Mgr. Nacky (talk) 13:42, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Mafia Business

Hello, Miss. Nacky. I was expecting you... Anyway, considering you're the first female to join the Family - and probably the only one - I'm awarding you the honorary title of "First Lady of the Family" (or "Mafia Sweetheart" if you want). You have my permission to be excited and grateful. Accepting this title is compulsory. There may be conditions attached to this title.. Also, do you want me to create you a Mafia sig with hat? - [10:57 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Words cannot express my gratitude. I've begun filling large quantities of happy balloons for celebration! YAY! Thank you so much, boss! You are da man! Sir Don! I like the Mafia Sweetheart title, too, and I promise to try to blend in with the hookers. Of course, no one is to touch me without your permission. Or my permission for that matter! Or I will kill them. YES! I want any siggy I can get. Because, for some reason, people think I'm the manager of something because of my weird Cow Moo Cult siggy. How can I explain our cow moo thing? T'is hard. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 12:05, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Okay, you're the official Mafia Sweetheart. And you're nothing like those hookers (although I'm placing them and the showgirls under your control)! You're to wear up-to-date, 1920s fashion! You can be the person who kisses various people on the cheek at opening ceremonies and makes these various people faint. And as for the sig, I'll make that for you at User:Nacky/family. As for explaining the CMC thing: Just say you're part of a cow worshipping cult and you have the rank of "Mud Grunt" which can be abbreviated to "Mgr.". Then they'll go "oh, I should have known, how silly of me! Bye!!". - [12:11 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Oh of course! Kissy kissy! I belong to a Cow-worshipping cult. Yes, yes, that'll work. Much better that! And I will get to work on submitting new article when I think up more happy thoughts to add to it. I like things to be perfect before taking the construction tag off. I actually sat up and read through that Laura Ingalls article last night. That's why my brain has been rolling around. But I'll be fine. Yes, siree! Mgr. Nacky (talk) 12:19, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Good, good. I've been looking for a little picture of a 1920s cap thing that women used to wear, for your sig - but I haven't been having much luck. Anyway, it's finished for the moment. As is the style of Mafia sigs, it's quite plain. I'm just gonna make a few changes, right now. Also I can add the little tommy gun to it, if you want. - [12:24 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I'll look around on Google images, if ya need me to. However you wanna do my siggy is fine by me. I love 1920s fashion! That stuff is cool! There's this pop group from the Netherlands (their popularity was at its height in the 1970s) but they always wore clothes that paid homage to The Great Gatsby. Their name was 'Champagne' and they sounded good. And they looked good, too, wearing all that 1920s gear. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 12:34, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Here's a link that might help http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&ndsp=20&hl=en&q=+site:www.polyvore.com+great+gatsby The preceding unsigned comment was added by Nacky (talk • contribs)
Tut tut, you didn't sign! Anyway, that link's very helpful. I didn't think of searching for the Great Gatsby. Have you seen the film? - [12:55 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Uh, I can't remember if I did or not. It's an old movie. I may have and just don't remember it. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 13:05, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Zing. - [13:18 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Okay Nacky, your sig appears to be complete. To use it simply end your posts with {{User:Nacky/family}} and everything should be done for you (including the time). Here's a test/example: The Mafia's Sweetheart 20sHat.gif Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
Okay? - [13:49 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Oh wait. I just need to fix the time. - [13:50 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Testing, one two three... The Mafia's Sweetheart 20sHat.gif Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
Fixed the time! Here we go...
The Mafia's Sweetheart 20sHat.gif Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
Ta da! Well, at least I think it's right now... - [14:00 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Wait, it's not fixed...I know what I have to do... *zips off into Nacky's userspace* - [14:01 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I love it! The Mafia's Sweetheart 20sHat.gif Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
Okay, I've got it properly working now. You should sign by writing {{subst:User:Nacky/mafioso}}. Also I may be able to cook you up a little bit of code to create a button to sign with this sig... If you want to use this sig all the time, I can help you out there, too. Also also, I was wondering if you wanted me to spruce up your normal sig a bit (I'm in a siggy mood). - [14:05 7 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit Sweetheart!

Hello, Miss. Nacky! Just to let you know that as Mafia Sweetheart you have the right to demand that any member of the family presents you with flowers on your talkpage at any time. Also, remember that you should use {{subst:User:Nacky/mafioso}} to sign with you mafia sig! Regards, the Don. - [21:03 17 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Testing new siggie The Mafia's Sweetheart 20sHat.gif Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif (11:15 19 Apr 2014)
Yes, I think I've finally got it working... The Mafia's Sweetheart 20sHat.gif Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif (13:58 18 Aug 2008). I think! - [13:58 18 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit Question, boss

How do I make my sig all mafia-like?CMC MgrMr. Isaak - "Wiry" - Sean 00:52, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

I'm on it, for ya. - [08:18 28 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Mr. Isaak, if you wish to sign with a mafia signature then use the following code: {{subst:User:Sean the wiry, bony, and thin/mafia}}. Like this: Hitman MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Isaak "Wiry" Sean (08:24 28 Aug 2008). If you want this sig to replace your default sig so that you sign with it all the time I can also help you out. - [08:24 28 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Oh you are about! Did you get my e-mail? Also I'm away for a bit. Laptop keys are a bir shit and it's getting repaired. but good to see you none the less. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:00 28 August 2008
No I haven't got your email. And yes, I'm about a little bit. Mainly looking after the Mafia. School's starting soon, so I'll probably be on Uncyc more then. I have articles to finish! - [09:05 28 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Look in your junk box, it's not important now I just thought you'd buggered off without telling me. I've got colledge and maybe a job starting soon so I'll probably be on less. but hey, good to know you're about. Have fun! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:08 28 August 2008
No. - [09:13 28 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
What? Explain your negative! I really am going incidentally... SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:15 28 August 2008
You're actually leaving the site? That's not cool, considering you do so much for Uncyc. I do nothing beneficial for the site, have an NXWave like greed for awards and generally do shit so I've decided that I should spend more than most of my time running pointless usergroups. Self-pity is fun... - [09:21 28 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I'm only not gonna be here for a bit. My laptop is getting taken away. and colledge and possible job will take up some of my time (granted I have loads). Anyway, you're not NXWave are you? It's just adopting yourself, that would have been a bit cheeky. in the words of arnold swartzenigger "I'll be back" SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:38 28 August 2008
Yeh, hell, why not. I'm NXWave! - [09:46 28 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
you do realise admins will have to do a check user now? Oh and I'm back for a day! rejoice. and a warm sticky hello to anyone else reading! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:53 28 August 2008
I was check usered long ago. They can do it again, if they want. - [10:23 29 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
they did? What a vast mis-justce! Bastards! and what's wrong with your own talk page? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 10:27 29 August 2008
It smells. - [10:28 29 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
You mean you didn't change the sheets when we were done? you disgust me. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 10:30 29 August 2008

edit Thanks!

Blech-wedding Rory would like to thank you for voting!
"That was a smart move, kid" he says implying that anything else would not be smart and may wind you up underneath a particularly heavy doll's house.
Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for on this!

Also are you doing alright? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 10:49 31 August 2008

Thanks for thinking of me, sweet Orian. I'm doing as well as I can. Yesterday I was able to eat one and half hard-boiled eggs. Now I'm hungry again. I am so glad to have such sweet and decent friends like you. Some days I just don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you and the gang and all the wonderful peoples here. Did you ever know that you're my hero?... Mgr. Nacky (talk) 09:45, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
Nacky, whats about MEEE??? Futhermore, what's up with the deletion of my email message I left for you? - [15:57 5 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Geeze Nacky sounds like you're having a rough time :( ): (which one of those faces is the correct one? I confused). I was having a bit of a rough time before I got here too. but you're right this place is filled with the best people in the world. I hope you feel better soon! And Yettie you never e-mail me you frube! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:41 5 September 2008
Yettie, I include you in every you're my hero utterings. I deleted the email message because after editing, I just thought, eh it's not that important anyway. Yeah stuff. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 03:53, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh shit! Sorry I forgot to reply earlier. Stuff distracted me. Also I wrote this which might make you smile. And if it does be sure to vote for it to tripple your happyness. Seriously though I hope you start feeling better soon and get everything sorted out. Be sure to drop by my talk page if you ever fancy tea and biscuits. Oh infact I do hot chocolate with marshmellows too! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:59 10 September 2008

edit Important Mafia Business!

Dear Mafioso, Important Mafia Changes Have Taken Place!

Hello-a there, fellow killers and maimartists, this is your Don, here. I'd just-a like to tell you that we've had a little jumble up on the Family ladder of honour. The Russian "Digits" has been granted the special title of "Capo Bastone". "Dotnot" and "Grieve" have been made "Capo Bastone Delegato", and will be working closely with Digits as his assistants. A full list of their permissions can be found here. -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 18:32, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Miss Nacky, I have been told that you's my boss. It is indeed a pleasure and a privilege to find myself serving in a position under a beautiful, powerful, and dangerous woman such as you! Please let me know if you have any assignments that you wish me to perform.--Mr. Vladmir "Mischievous" Ned 20:10, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Hi there. Thank you for the sweet words, that's very kind of you. You know, I do have an assignment for you but it may be a wee bit difficult. I have lingered in between worlds, a place where the dark streets of the 1930s-1940s echo with an uncertain future. Nevermind all that, I was just trying to build atmosphere. Anyway, yes...there is something.
There's a problem with this other boss. He's kinda ancient, goes by the name Jesus Christ and has been risen from the dead. Now, the being risen from the dead isn't the problem here. Of course that was necessary for all our sakes and we can be risen from the dead because of the hope this offers all of us...the problem is that I've only heard of humans being risen from the dead. Jesus had performed miracles and from what I understand his followers had also performed such miracles. A guy fell from a very high window, fell to his death and was brought back by Paul who is one of Jesus' gang. Why - oh why - is there never any account of an animal (a pet) being raised from the dead? I know animals have souls as the Great Boss has given us all this understanding but what I can't understand is that with all these people (humans) being translated, resurrected or raised from the dead, or whatever (yeah I know they're different things because there're various different degrees of immortality)...why is there absolutely no account of a precious innocent soul like a pet being raised from the grave?
So you see, the assignment is probably going to be rather tricky. I want you to go and talk to Jesus Christ about this and if he doesn't listen, just, kick his ass. I'll see you later. *sigh* Oh woe. I really don't know what's with that guy! The Mafia's Sweetheart 20sHat.gif Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
Kick the ass of Jesus Christ?! But boss I'm just a newbie, don't you think a more experienced mobster should be given a task like that? I will try to talk to him but I don't know where to find him. I've had people say they found Jesus before but they could never show him to me. When I asked where he is they would say "in my heart and my sole," but when I cut open their hearts and feet, I just found the usual blood and guts. Do you have any better ideas of where I should look? --Mr. Vladmir "Mischievous" Ned 20:22, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
I have some idea of where to find Jesus, but I'm certain he'd have just as much moxie to cut off our feet and tear our hearts out with a laserbeam or a corkscrew. Who knows? From what I understand he's pissed off. So I guess we'll have to humble ourselves like little lambs but I don't think we can pull that off without dropping him into the drink with cement shoes. I'll let him know just how tragic life is but being as how I've not been nailed to anything, as if that's the worst thing evah, I don't think we can trump him so...it's best we just try to act all casual if ever we run into him. I think the answer to raising anyone from the dead will require sophisticated technical equipment. So I'll run a list of goods by yas.
1. A locator to focus on precise locations of Colob's life energy forces (I probably spelt that wrong but it's one of the stars in the nebula in Orion's belt, the middle one, or the second one from the left. Our left.)
2. Get a large magnifying glass for the surface of the earth, another magnifying glass with opposing grainular consistancy and place that about halfway between the star and the earth.
3. Position the beam to the right location, we gotta get the right exact location because if we accidently cause the focusing beam into an area more than just one little area and spill the light into say, a mile radius, we'd be raising everyone from the dead in that mile and that probably isn't a very good idea. On the other hand, I really wouldn't care because they can be re-killed if they're trying to kill us.
4. Wait for an opportune time to launch "Operation Resurrection because it is a Must!"
Oh and it's a good idea to have the location secure and clear, because we, the living, don't need to be under a giant magnifying glass that's beaming unmeasureable amounts of energy through space. The Mafia's Sweetheart 20sHat.gif Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
You know you're writing is quite poetic. As well as being incredibly funny. Also sorry I haven't dropped by in a while. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:31 14 November 2008


Holy crap! I had no idea that traveling past Mars to make sure the coast is clear so the magifying lens can be taken out there without NASA knowing about it was going to add up to a long time passing on Earth! This is hard without wormholes and light speed vehicles, boss. The Mafia's Sweetheart 20sHat.gif Chief Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky MafiaHatBlack.gif
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