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edit Welcome!

Hello, NXWave, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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edit A helpful guide to deletion policy

NXWave, please read the deletion policy. A quick reference: VFD is not for deleting articles that were just created. The maintanence tags are used to make it be fixed, and if not fixed, then they are deleted. Please do not pull that kind of a stunt again or I'll be forced to temporarily bar you from VFD. Thanks!  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   23:59, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Understood, and also How do you like my managing of Uncyclopedia? --NXWave 05:21, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Spirited Away

I added the {{Ugly}} template as a reminder that you article does need a major prose and formatting overhaul, which had also been mentioned in the article's Pee Review. I also got rid of the quotes because, quite frankly, they weren't funny. It's been a rising policy in Uncyclopedia to do this to most articles with unfunny quotes. I'm only trying to remind you to make the article look more presentable. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:37, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

There's a difference between using all the code correctly, which you did, and having an article which isn't a pain to look at. The major gripe of the article's Pee Review also seemed to strike at the formatting. You may have fixed the prose a bit, but the image clutter, scattered monstrous paragraphs, and altogether asymmetrical look the article has greatly subtracts from its "eye candy" value. A major part of an article is having one that is both easy to look at and read. I would definitely start by getting rid of a lot of the images, and/or positioning them better, and dividing some of the larger paragraphs into sub-sub-headings like you did with the Characters section. I'd say the ending is formatted the best, but the whole ==Plot-- section needs a MAJOR fix. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:54, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Template:UnMedia

The tiny difficulty there may be in text hilighting is far outweighed by the boost to appearance given by the centered template. It seemed fine to me. Which browser do you use? ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 07:49, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Internet Explorer 7 --NXWave 15:18, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you

I just wanted to say thanks for the audio on my UnNews article. I have to admit, I had trouble understanding your accent, but then I'm hard of hearing too. Thanks again! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 05:23, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

Your audio rendition sounds a lot like Jimmy Tingle... is this a coincidence? Smashing job altogether, especially for your first. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:35, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, NXWave, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

UnNews Audio

If you are interested in doing an UnNews audio, check this out.

UnNews UnFunnies

At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:35, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

edit I just have to ask

Where are you from? I just can't recognize your accent....~Jewriken.GIF 21:19, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Germany. --NXWave 23:34, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Are you serious? You remind me of Jimmy Tingle, a local comic who does primarily humour about Boston. He's famous for doing an impression of former Boston Mayor Ray Flynn, saying "I am the city of Boston... my asshole is the Callahan Tunnel, my dinky is the Bunker Hill Monument..." Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:43, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
That's hilarious, I was sure for some reason that you're Japanese! :) Great work on the audios...~Jewriken.GIF 07:12, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

edit For sheer volume in a short time, especially for a noob to UnNewsAudio

Hang this on your bathroom, and think of me when relieving yourself. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:00, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Wow

I don't think I've ever been so entertained by a news reading. Enjoy your Emmanuel Goldstein award next month ;) --THINKER 08:04, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Liberty

I took the liberty of creating a user page for you, since I nommed you for Uncyclopedia:Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation, and thus, you need to be a registered user. I know you now hate me, and you should. I am ignorable, but once I latch on to something, it takes a while and a change of medications to get me away from it. Not that I'm obsessive, just bizarre and sometimes cranky. So, I hope you don't mind. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:43, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Gut Check!

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Just so that you know, {{VFD}} is only supposed to be added to articles when they're on VFD and not before they're nominated. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 00:50, Dec. 5, 2007

edit VFD

Hya. Please avoid from removing anything from the VFD page, even if it was deleted. This is taking care by either a poopsmith or an admin. Furthermore, you need to start listening to messages being left on your talk page, either that or you might be heading toward an extended ban. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:25, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Whoring

Well you don't have to vote for or against but I'd appreciate you vote on my article in VFH Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet?--Dr. Fenwick 19:47, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

I see you've been working on [[link|Game:Zork4|Zork}}

If you need any tedious jobs done, y'know, where you have to fix a minor thing on a whole lot of pages, just give me a list of pages and what you need done. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that allow me to do a massive amount of edits with a minimal amount of effort.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:59 Dec 09, 2007

edit Zork logos

OK, I've had another go. See the image request page. If they're not good enough, try someone else - that's the best my pitiful skills can manage at present. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:10, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Consensus (again)

Hi NXWave. Please do not move pages that are the subject of ongoing debate in the village dump before a consensus has been reached. In fact, it should really be an admin who deals with the page once its future has been decided. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:00, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Windows Vista article

The article's supposed to appear to be pro-Vista, but then the Microspeak is its own undoing. So, next time you edit it, don't add "Vista = ME" since that's old. If you want to do that, edit this Vista article.

Also, Leopard came out after Vista, so don't use it to show that MS stole from Apple yet again (unless you're trying to show that it was Apple who stole from MS this time). MS stole from Tiger, not Leopard.

And the flip 3D picture I uploaded is from Linux. An upside-down flip 3D picture isn't funny; one of another operating system doing the exact same thing, but better, is. SteveSims 19:59, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

edit With regards to various comments on NotM

Just to make a point here:

  1. AE is not an admin, therefore he did not haev any involvement in the deletion of Mr winkler im SORRY
  2. Yew can only vote once in NotM, so yew have to choose where ywr vote lies, regardless of whether it's for or against someone.

That's just an impartial bit of advice from a friednly stranger :) ~Fag x FS

edit RE your ICU

Hea there. Noticed you put an ICU on Codey Keaton. I think that's a vanity article written by the dude himself. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:04, Dec 19

Yes but it's formatting is horrid. I mean look at it.
This --NXWave 20:45, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Geography

Hi NXWave. Just a quickie - I was popping something into the Poopsmith's Lounge, and I saw you'd popped Pembrokeshire on there with the reason "another fake town". Er, no. It's a real county in Wales. Have a quick Google for it.

The "quality" of the article is a different matter entirely, but just check up on places before you declare them fictional.

Oh, and you might want to consider point 2 on the guidelines at the top of the lounge page - set up your own list in your userspace, you're flooding the place!

Tatty byes --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:06, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

I think that was a few month ago. Nobody cares about the incident, Also --NXWave 13:08, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
I care about all sorts of bizarre things. That's what makes me so loveable. Anyway, ignore me, most people do. Here, let me distract you with a cookie while I make good my escape. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:08, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
Newcookie Under User has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

edit Merry PirateNinjamas!

Merry PirateNinjamas!

The Dread Space Pirate Ninja Orion Blastar wishes you a Merry PirateNinjamas and a Happy New Year. Even to Christians, Jewish people, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, Communists, Nihilists, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, and everyone else. Orion promises to lay off the looting and plundering and maiming and killing, at least until next year. For those who are not offended by Christmas, Merry Blessed Christmas!

Aye Mateysan! Merry PirateNinjamas! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:16, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Aw, Thanks! --NXWave 22:19, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

edit "That" audio

Since you edited this page, I listened to your audio again. It's got two sections that repeat: the "WWJD? is an acronym that stands" and "Then, this morning, he was driving around in front of the..." bits. Still, kudos and whatnot. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:04, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

edit UnBooks:The sockpuppet who cried GAY GAY GAY

It's not gold yet, but it's my first draft. I would like to work on the page by myself without help, so yah, lay off. Don't be angry--Æ 02:26, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

While you're review was better than the first one, it still wasn't good enough. You seriously have to read UN:PRG, espacially if you want to keep reviewing. Also, can you tell me why do you think it's a list? Reply here--Æ 03:05, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
Additionally, I have resumbitted to Pee Review for a 2nd opinion. I'd like a review from a different person, thanks--Æ 03:06, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
Also, I'd like you to stop adding the {{list}} template. I'm going to work on it per the Pee Review I just got and it will be better soon, so there's no need to add the template--Æ 13:43, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Please talk in english on my page

Thanks to your adivice to me about Untunes' Japanese Mainpage. But I can't you Japanese Language. If you can, Please Re-write your advice on my Japanese talk page in English.Thank you.Muttley 10:49, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Mr.NXWave, I got it.Thanks to your valuable adivices. As you know,It is translated, and there is not the interval, too.We would like to create in future.But We understand Untunes itself not enougn.We are glad to your advices, and We hope you more advices. If you can, please sigh up Japanese like me. And I would behave translator You and Japanese members.Thank you!Muttley 02:52, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Your Pee-Reviews

I'm not joking, can you stop doing poor Pee Reviews? Read UN:PRG if you want to continue Pee Reviewing, and I politely ask you stop reviewing my articles until you do good reviews --Æ 01:38, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

edit In the interest of preventing Drama

I now issue executive order 3534/f:

  • NXWave will now cease to review AE's articles.
  • NXwave will buy my missus flowers on her next birthday (coming up this January 11th).

Thank you citizen. Do not pass go, do not collect 200. ~ Mordillo where is my PISS ARTIST? 07:25, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

edit I'm glad...

...we've made up. I accept your apology. While I'm glad that you think I should be a sysop, I don't have nearly enough experience enough to become a sysop in January.--Æ 20:30, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Also, you might want to be a bit careful about creating another Winkler spinoff. Their has been talk that doing so will be a bannable offense.--Æ 20:40, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
It's not really a spinoff, It's an expansion from one of your previous articles, The Winkler Impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY! --NXWave 20:43, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Forum:Vote for 1 week VFD renomination rule

Just wondering, you didn't create the topic because you're trying to get my article deleted, did you? It's fine in it's current state and I'm still doing work so I hope you didn't create the topic for that reason --Æ 23:26, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

No, but I do have some honest opinions on your UnBook, It seems to be lacking in the section it needs most, information. It also shows that people can easily impersonate someone and get in showing that the legal system is stupid. Hell if this was a case court and I was then I would probally get it deleted. Hey, you just gave me an Idea for a new article. Why?:Impersonate Someone --NXWave 23:31, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
You should be aware that this is only my second draft. I respect your opinions but I'm still working on it and it will shine soon. --Æ 23:33, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

--Æ 00:50, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Yays! Audios! - UnScripts:The Trial of Mr. Winkler

Done the audio as requested. Enjoy, rinse, lather, repeat. --thematrixeætsyou, the (adjective) (talk) (flames) 22:20, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

edit UGotM

For future reference: "Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote." (from UGM)

In short, you can't have your cake and nominate it too. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:23, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

edit AE

OK NXWave, I honestly don't understand your problem. I ask you to avoid creating Drama with AE, and you come back from your bans pratically smothering him, messing up with his user page and sig against his will, wrongly removing the Sir prefix from it etc. What is it going to be? I don't like banning you for a longer period but you leave me no choice. I ask you one last time to avoid harassing him, or anyone else for that matter. This is your final warning before a very long ban. ~ Mordillo where is my PISS ARTIST? 00:06, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Simon Cowell

I think I made a mistake. Is that award solely about pee review? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 13:34, Jan. 4, 2008

No, It's about asshats in general. --NXWave 13:35, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Lay off AE

Honestly, you're asking for a ban from one of the administrators, keeping this stuff up.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:47 Jan 06, 2008

edit Please

NXWave, you're on a slippery slope. AE just put you on Ban Patrol. You will probally be banned for a few months. I'm begging you, stop doing destructive things. I don't think you're a bad Uncyclopedia, but it would suck donkey balls for you to go the same route as my old friend Manforman. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:31, Jan. 6, 2008

I probally will. --NXWave 02:32, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Then stop now with the overhaul and talk page stalkery crap--Æ 02:33, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Check QuickVFD. --NXWave 02:34, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Dude, your reviewings and so forth

Yeah, could you maybe go slower on the reviews? Don't just write one line insults in pee review, NX. We don't want to drive people away from uncyc, do we? Please take your time, and think of as many constructive things to say as you can. Whatd'ya think?   Le Cejak <-> Jan 7 (14:53)

edit Your ban

Unlike what you might think, I wasn't looking for ways to ban you. But you left me no choice with stalking AE, re-nomming his articles for deletion and so on and so forth despite several times you were politely asked to stop. Even so, I was prepared for a relatively short ban until I saw that remark you left on Ban Patrol. This site, Mr. NXWave, is not your private property. We are here to have fun and create humor. You turned this into some sort of private crusade against a user and caused disruption like I haven't seen in a long time, and I've been here for quite a while. Now, there are two ways we can handle this: if you accept your ban, we can discuss its removal in a month or so. If you try to evade it or "do something drastic" as you said, I will extend it to infinite and your time with us will be over. I urge you to calm down and avoid doing anything foolish. Note to other users: anyone gloating on NXWave's ban will be banned immediately, THIS DRAMA STOPS HERE. ~ Mordillo where is my PISS ARTIST? 08:32, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Ha! You got banned! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:24, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

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