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edit Wall of Text
Often found among its natural habitat, the internet, the Wall of Text is and
interesting brand of specie which makes its nest upon various message boards and other
text forums. Because of it's ill-tempered nature, it usually appears when someone is
flaming, insulting, or otherwise trying to argue an opinion.
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